>me and the lads go out deep into the bri'ish woods >find the ruins of an ancient celtic altar >perform a ritual for the keks >zombie blood elf appears
ANTE LUCEM DEI GENUFLECTE, IMMUNDE SPIRITUS
this but it also happens whenever I watch anything else with scooters, mods, the animated adaptations of famed mangaka Monkey Punch's Magnum Opus and so on.
I feel like a mix between one of the Poiky Bloinders LARPers and Austin Powers
This movie made me want to get a gay ass little Vespa thing pretty bad. FLCL as a kid kinda made me wanna scoot scoot on one, but this.. I must get one and fruit toot around town.
This movie has the dumbest fricking needle drops I've ever seen. Like literally 3 seconds of a song for no apparent reason. It's like the filmmakers did it on a dare, just to say "hey I stuck this old Faith No More song in our movie".
The demon thing makes me question my lack of superstition.
The demon hauntings happen in other non Christian areas as well. And the church gets a bunch of fakes so every request is thoroughly vetted by modern psychiatry.
The exorcism of annelise michel is very strange. She was possessed by 6 demons Hitler, Nero, Judas, Lucifer Fleischman and Cain. They all had different voices. What’s weird is I don’t believe a girl age 17 could do it. She screams at a way that I don’t think could be faked.
She also speaks languages she shouldn’t have known.
I also howveer don’t think a demon would be named Hitler.
Anyway I’m not sure i consider her a faker.
Schizophrenics are a wild ride but they don’t ride those waves in such a steady way and they generally respond to conditioning like an animal at a basic level. This chick screamed in ways that were beyond what a typical person could tolerate and she was using strength a girl simply could not access.
As far as the popes exorcist. He’s got some weird claims. He says a demon told him Satan really worked hard to get communion wafers by hand as opposed to straight to the mouth.
What?
I find it very strange with all the evil in the world that Satan is very focused on technical nuances of communion.
That is a *very* Catholic idea. Europe is covered with Islam and secularism and hedonism and they’re obsessed with trivial details of a ritual.
I had a shadow person/poltergeist in my room when I was a kid. I could hear it moving things slightly around and feel it's presence, the air in the room felt extremely heavy whenever it was there. Once it even flinged a small piece of playdough at my head while I was ignoring it and trying to fall asleep. I finally got fed up with it and decided I was not gonna be scared anymore. My nightly routine was focusing my thoughts wnenever it was there and calling it a homosexual. It eventually left me alone. I still have nightmares of those nights like I'm having PTSD.
what an incredible piece of film history, I'm not surprised it was added to the national film registry to be preserved due to it's cultural significance upon its release
this is the kind of cinematic gold that will be discussed in the highest intellectual circles for eons, truly a one of a kind film
When I drank the vodka
Sir,you are drinking the wrong vodka.
I Want That
i popped a zit on my ass once and it hurt to sit down so i put some padding in my underwears
https://www.americamagazine.org/politics-society/2023/07/28/alabama-priest-demonology-abandons-post-245755
Are the books good?
>some possessed man is speaking in tongues
>strap him down to a table until he speaks english
>turns out he was welsh
LACRIMOSA
Just watched this. Shit was cash. Need to start using Priest powers in public now
When I get called to the HR office for the third time this month.
>me and the lads go out deep into the bri'ish woods
>find the ruins of an ancient celtic altar
>perform a ritual for the keks
>zombie blood elf appears
ANTE LUCEM DEI GENUFLECTE, IMMUNDE SPIRITUS
You've been posting this for months.
I just wanna say I respect you for still doing it.
This stupid fricking movie made me want a Vespa scooter even though I know I'll look cringe and gay on it
Looks pretty based to me.
>that guy walking at the end
what's he doing, like 15mph
this but it also happens whenever I watch anything else with scooters, mods, the animated adaptations of famed mangaka Monkey Punch's Magnum Opus and so on.
I feel like a mix between one of the Poiky Bloinders LARPers and Austin Powers
more daughter posts
shes cute
If the devil do not exist, then why does the church exists?
I said that, once.
Shit movie. Crowe is good but everything else about the movie is bad.
I AM THE POPE'S EXORCIST, homie!
When I show people my shiny Pokemon.
>There's a 1 in 8192 chance of finding one.
Loooooool. Which pokemon?
I have a couple. This was the first one I went out of my way to get.
why would there be a shiny of a pokemon there's only supposed to be one of
My game is the only one that's canon so that's what it's supposed to look like, any other color is wrong.
This movie made me want to get a gay ass little Vespa thing pretty bad. FLCL as a kid kinda made me wanna scoot scoot on one, but this.. I must get one and fruit toot around town.
ASK THE POPE'S EXORCIST ANYTHING
Am I possessed by a demon?
Will I pass my urine test?
Will the pope’s exorcist get a sequel?
does she like me back ?
Will there be a popes exorcist cinematic universe
This is such a weird shill campaign
Are you trying to turn this into Cinemaphile version of Morbius?
There is no shill campaign you fricking schizo. You are just angry cause I fricked your fat whale of a mother.
>sequel confirmed
satan literally seething
This movie has the dumbest fricking needle drops I've ever seen. Like literally 3 seconds of a song for no apparent reason. It's like the filmmakers did it on a dare, just to say "hey I stuck this old Faith No More song in our movie".
>stuck this old Faith No More song in our movie
>the Pope's Exorcist has Faith Yes More
kino
Kurt Russels best performance
>Hey demon, I bet you can't possess this pig lmao
>OMG HE ACTUALLY DID IT WHAT A DIPSHIT
>*bang*
So I told the Demon to possess this pig.. he actually did it the absolute madman
hahahahahahaha!
“He possesses it, then I call him a pigger then shoot him lmaoo”
what was the popes deal?
qrd on what he acts like, haven't seen the flick
He acts like me, I am the pope's exorcist.
The demon thing makes me question my lack of superstition.
The demon hauntings happen in other non Christian areas as well. And the church gets a bunch of fakes so every request is thoroughly vetted by modern psychiatry.
The exorcism of annelise michel is very strange. She was possessed by 6 demons Hitler, Nero, Judas, Lucifer Fleischman and Cain. They all had different voices. What’s weird is I don’t believe a girl age 17 could do it. She screams at a way that I don’t think could be faked.
She also speaks languages she shouldn’t have known.
I also howveer don’t think a demon would be named Hitler.
Anyway I’m not sure i consider her a faker.
Schizophrenics are a wild ride but they don’t ride those waves in such a steady way and they generally respond to conditioning like an animal at a basic level. This chick screamed in ways that were beyond what a typical person could tolerate and she was using strength a girl simply could not access.
As far as the popes exorcist. He’s got some weird claims. He says a demon told him Satan really worked hard to get communion wafers by hand as opposed to straight to the mouth.
What?
I find it very strange with all the evil in the world that Satan is very focused on technical nuances of communion.
That is a *very* Catholic idea. Europe is covered with Islam and secularism and hedonism and they’re obsessed with trivial details of a ritual.
God is real but none of this exorcism stuff is and it’s all just folklore and popular belief
Keep trying popes exorcist anon, someday it will catch on.
I had a shadow person/poltergeist in my room when I was a kid. I could hear it moving things slightly around and feel it's presence, the air in the room felt extremely heavy whenever it was there. Once it even flinged a small piece of playdough at my head while I was ignoring it and trying to fall asleep. I finally got fed up with it and decided I was not gonna be scared anymore. My nightly routine was focusing my thoughts wnenever it was there and calling it a homosexual. It eventually left me alone. I still have nightmares of those nights like I'm having PTSD.
Its*
You just have a natural tendency towards schizophrenia, anon.
I watched the movie this past weekend
Boy it was bad
Is he possessed or something?
>walk around superiors
>”kookoo”
>hate French soccer with a passion
>feel immense guilt for past transgressions
SOMEBODY STOP ME
what an incredible piece of film history, I'm not surprised it was added to the national film registry to be preserved due to it's cultural significance upon its release
this is the kind of cinematic gold that will be discussed in the highest intellectual circles for eons, truly a one of a kind film