in high school I adapted a heel wrestling persona where I would just be as selfish as possible. for whatever reason everyone liked me a lot more and eventually it helped me build real confidence
>Walt (anon) is now suffering from obesity instead of cancer, as an established troll he now needs to shitpost under a tripcode in order to farm enough (You)s to have any form of legacy >Skyler is replaced by anon's mother >Hank is Anon's father, still a cop searching for the elusive alt-right figure "Heisenberg" >Jesse is the sneedposter >Mike is the janny >Gus is the mod >Saul provides ways for Anon to circumvent the ban system, also helps him come up with genius threads and bait for (You)s like "how do you respond without sounding mad". Is the original creator of many popular wojaks >Nazis are /misc/, anon would work with the nazis in season 5 and it would backfire completely.
>start day trading crypto >make 2K my first day, high as frick as well >lose a few hundred the next day because I was so burnt out from stress and drugs >make a grand the next day >decide I am le epin mastermind
and now i'm broke. It sure is complicated, but at the end of the day it's still gambling.
Im too good if a person man, my villain arc was a complete failiure
>Stumbled upon grandpa
>Fricked him in the ass
>sneak into Grandpa's room to try and frick him real quick
>as you open the door, you see that Grandma is already raping him faster than Eminem
I used to steal cough syrup from the grocery store.
pissed in the sink once
I shit my pants in a store once and had to use aisles to hide the back of my pants as I made my escape
in high school I adapted a heel wrestling persona where I would just be as selfish as possible. for whatever reason everyone liked me a lot more and eventually it helped me build real confidence
>heel wrestling persona
What, you'd grab them by the ankles, twist it around and lick their feet or some shit?
nah, nothing physical. just cut promos on people and be a chickenshit butthole to the teachers
>reddit the show
SAGE
how would you make a Cinemaphile approved breaking bad
>Walt (anon) is now suffering from obesity instead of cancer, as an established troll he now needs to shitpost under a tripcode in order to farm enough (You)s to have any form of legacy
>Skyler is replaced by anon's mother
>Hank is Anon's father, still a cop searching for the elusive alt-right figure "Heisenberg"
>Jesse is the sneedposter
>Mike is the janny
>Gus is the mod
>Saul provides ways for Anon to circumvent the ban system, also helps him come up with genius threads and bait for (You)s like "how do you respond without sounding mad". Is the original creator of many popular wojaks
>Nazis are /misc/, anon would work with the nazis in season 5 and it would backfire completely.
>bring. the bottle. back mom.
Who's this guy then?
He's definitely W.T Snacks
>start day trading crypto
>make 2K my first day, high as frick as well
>lose a few hundred the next day because I was so burnt out from stress and drugs
>make a grand the next day
>decide I am le epin mastermind
and now i'm broke. It sure is complicated, but at the end of the day it's still gambling.
>be me
>a chud
>fall for chuddaganda
>lose all my money
>blame the left
I'm not a chud. and I don't blame the left. shit happens. nobody speculating on crypto is a good person.
>we sure love our israeli overlords at the federal reserve and bank of america
class traitor
chuds are worse than israelites, sorry
Didn't pay my car tax for 18 months and then scrapped the car, releasing my from the tax responsibility. That's like 600 quids worth of tax.
>car tax for 18 months
Is this real? I've never paid my car tax.
oi your gonna have to pay alotta tax mate
I don't think I have to pay taxes to your king anymore.
Sold drugs to gay men and morons in the 10s.
I still cant believe redditors ate up gilligans excuse that breaking bad was an actual saying before the ahow.
the midwest is fricking gay dude, they say shit like that fr fr
Breaking reddit threads always suck ass.
Let's get this shit going.
Am I going to be drug tested soon?
are israelites evil?
Mike is a israelite confirmed
>break leg
>it was pretty bad
Cheated on my wife and divorced her
We're back together now tho
Did she frick ted?