TING RAAAAAARRRRRGGGHHH. *tears up highway*

TING RAAAAAARRRRRGGGHHH
*tears up highway*

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BAYKINO

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i don't like these movies, they're the opposite of watchable. anytime the robots fight each other it's a completely fucking mess and i have no idea what's going on.
    i swear i'm male but i think i am at least a little autistic.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nobody cares what a loser with no taste thinks
      these movies are for cool people

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The first Bayformers movie is KINO and full of SOVL. It's also COMFY AS FUCK. The sequels are okay, but not as good as the first movie.

      have a nice day, retard. Bayformers is only for chads like me.

      nobody cares what a loser with no taste thinks
      these movies are for cool people

      Trips of truth.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this guy was so cool but bay's plot armor psychopath prime killed him in three seconds it's so gay

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This looks like one of those shitty AI generated images.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's Blackout

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they nerfed the fuck out of him at the end of the movie

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he still has that kino intro of fucking up the base at the start

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yeah if he was that powerful the whole movie he'd mog megatron

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >completely obliterates an entire military base at the start of the movie
        >gets killed by some guy with a grenade launcher sliding under his legs

        IT'S NOT FAIR

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          didnt they get some special plot ammo

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They used sabot rounds and it doesn't really parse to reality how those would fuck up a giant metal creature

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I thought the US military already had weapons that could hurt the transformers and the one that fucked up the military base basically had the element of surprise plus they weren't using big enough guns.
              Didn't they start using sabot rounds because of heat? I haven't seen this movie since 2010, is there some reason sabot wouldn't be effective?
              I do like that theoretically the American military could have killed Megatron, they hit him with some missiles just before Sam killed him with the Allspark.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Blacks out
      they couldn't get away with dog whistles like this today

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bonecrusher was my favorite transformer from the first film. I even had the action figure.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I had the green version. The bayformers toys were really unique and bizarre for the first two movies
      >that gangly fuck
      >that absolutely bonkers giant unicycle demolishor
      >a fucking toaster
      >a prop plane from the turn of the century
      What a time for a young lad to try to fill he void of a absent father

      For me, its Megan Fox

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based and same, I liked his claw things from the back

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me, its Megan Fox

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She transformed into a slag.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >you cant ogle this prime female specimen in her prime because....because she TURNED into... LE BAD

        cool story, first thing I do with a time machine is tell my teenage self to stop jerking off on megan because she gets old and ugly in the future

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Who said you can't ogle her?
          It was a transformer joke, retard.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like the dude that his face transforms into a cannon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lockdown. Pic related.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, this dude. He was based and had an amazing design

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >oh my god, it's a walking junkyard

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >this was made 15 years ago

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "Giant creature fucking up a city" is unironically scarier to me than most horror films. Knowing that I'd be completely powerless against it and it could destroy my hiding place and kill me by accident is frightening.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because Bay filmed on actual constructed sets and not a soulless greenscreen room. Bay is the master of the blockbuster. He knows how they're supposed to look.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      michael bay is a straight white man who fucks bitches and had testosterone
      there is literally nobody like that in media at all anymore

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bay is gnomish. Anyway, he's an old school filmmaker and Transformers were probably the last real action blockbusters on cinema.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          nah he’s not gnomish but nice try loser
          he was adopted by garden gnomes but has pure white ancestry
          no garden gnome could ever make what he makes

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >has pure white ancestry
            You know there are gnomish adoption agencies, right? The tribe wouldn't let their people raise goy kids like this.

            What is Top Gun: Maverick.

            Cool, but not Transformers cool.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              you have ten minutes to prove michael bay has gnomish blood ancestry
              good luck anon! i’m sure you can totally prove this!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What is Top Gun: Maverick.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            a desperate attempt to get boomers back into the cinema with a remake, carried by cruise

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >desperate attempt
              One that paid off pretty damn well.
              Aside from Cruise, who's left that could pull off a Maverick? Stallone and Arnold are both literally falling apart, The Rock has pretty much his his cieling, if Dredd had gotten a sequel MAYBE Karl Urban could have become such a star...

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Bay is gnomish.
          My favourite post in this thread. You just ruined these movies for so many of the baby brains in this thread, who only gaslighted themselves into liking it because they thought Bay was a chad whitey. From based to goyslop in one post - and the best part is, they’ll realise they went maximum goy for swallowing this trash. The true kinosseurs know the Bay films are all shit regardless of his garden gnomery.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ask me how I know youre indian

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              These shitty threads are all indians, including you

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      CGI always ages far better on inorganic shit. Plus this actually has an understanding of weight, unlike most CGI.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Definitely blurry enough to have been.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It is funny and sad how Transformers was regarded as a low brow stuff (but good for what it was) back in 2007 yet it absolutely mogs the shit out of modern blockbusters when it came to filmmaking

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SHOCKWAVE MY BOY

    THEY DID YOU SO DIRTY

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not as dirty as they did Jazz
      >Barely any screen time or lines
      >From a Porsche 911 RSR to a Pontiac Solstice
      >Dies in the first movie

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >From a Porsche 911 RSR to a Pontiac Solstice

        They have to do what they can, Porsche is one of the most butthurt companies when it comes to licensing out their car's likenesses and having it transform into a violent robot is a huge no-go for them.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The first movie holds up as pure Kino, especially before the robot fights became a cgi noise mess

    Loved the design of shockwave with the giant drill tho, best part of the third movie

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I liked the green robot in the 3rd movie. But I think the animator or director or scriptwriter forgot that he exists, so at some point in the film that green bro just dissapeared

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did anyone else get the impression that Optimus Prime lost his mind over the course of the first three movies?
    In (1) he was incredibly reluctant to kill and jobbed hard to Megatron while begging Sam to put him out of his misery. Then in (2) he fought three decepticons at once and killed one, then when he came back to life he absolutely wrecked The Fallen's shit.
    Then the way he just ripped Megatron's head apart at the end of (3) was insane, Megatron wasn't even resisting, it borderline came out of nowhere.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      optimus is a metaphor for the whiteman who got tired of the n-words

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Completely 100% intentional. The Bayformers movies were Iraq War/War on terror propaganda and Optimus becoming an unhinged psychopath appealed to the psyches of soldiers stationed in iraq enduring a decade of unpredictable violence and destruction. It also gave the films a masculine edge so that they'd keep buying toys for their kids.

      This isn't to say Bayformers isn't kino, but it is pro war propaganda meant to appeal to psychotic meatheads.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i'd rather have decent "pro war propaganda" movies then the gay ass shit we get nowadays
        seriously what the fuck happened to cinema

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He starts to get accustomed in his old ways when he was fighting for survival in the war at Cybertron. Like you put it, there's reluctance, then acceptance of defeating through whatever viable means.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >In (1) he was incredibly reluctant to kill and jobbed hard to Megatron while begging Sam to put him out of his misery.
      The biggest problem by far in the first movie is that after Optimus says the "It's you and me, Megatron" line, they don't take like 3 minutes to show only Optimus and Megatron having their fight. It's all in the background. Like when Blackout is approaching, I recall if you look really closely at the background, you can see Optimus hitting Megatron in the face with one of his blades. Meh, needed some real screentime for those two fighting, and then the 3rd act is 100 percent blockbuster fun kino

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If I want to watch Transformers kino it's either this or the 1986 animated movie "You got the touch.. you got the powwaahh"

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bumblebee>>> Transformers> Dark of the Moon>>>Age of Extinction> Revenge of the Fallen>>> The Last Knight

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    give me your face

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What the fuck was his problem

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's Japanese.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did "nerds" love MCU shit but hate superior Bay films?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      one is high test and christian in nature
      the other is feminine and gnomish in nature

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Every time I try to invest myself in a Michael Bay Transformers movie I just find myself unable to actually focus and care about what's happening on screen. It just becomes one big blur of action and noise with a few human interactions that just look like everyone's super sweaty. This bums me out because I really want to enjoy the bay kino. I love Transformers. 🙁

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the mountain dew vending machine transformer
    >the xbox transformer

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the fucking beats speaker transformer
      uhhh kino?

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >arrive on catalog while eating a meal
    >shift+click the gory/disgusting threads to hide their pics
    >this is somehow the worst one

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just rewatched the endscene. It's ridiculous how Bay wants to have three things happening onscreen at any given moment. Once you see it, you can't unsee it.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >TING RAAAAAARRRRRGGGHHH
    I never understood why they made that noise.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sorry you don't understand Kino

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Please sir, help a poor pleb like me understand.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the decepticon language (including megatron's noises which the actor apparently starting doing randomly himself and they kept it in) were amazing sound design

      For me it's Megatron in T2 yelling
      >SARSREEAM
      with a torn mouth

      also
      >HIDE SAM
      *metallic groan and rising tension SFX*
      >HIDE

      the last fight scene in that movie was kino all the way through. i just wish we'd had a proper combining transformation instead of the sort of magic-the-old-guy's-parts-onto-prime thing we got. maybe bay considered an actual combining scene too gay

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's Megatron in T2 yelling
    >SARSREEAM
    with a torn mouth

    also
    >HIDE SAM
    *metallic groan and rising tension SFX*
    >HIDE

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I liked Barricade

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he was best boy

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In 10 minutes, Bay displays all his directing prowess. In my opinion, a better moon travelling piece than all of First Man.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bruh, bonecrusher was top unit.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it’s Starscream.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Doritoscream is like the only bayformers design that's actually good. Really high tech and detailed but still visually completely coherent. Like the design ranking is
      Doritoscream > shit > piles of scrap > power gap > literally every other character in the movie

      Also one of the few bayformers to have consistently good toys too.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I do like the vulture motif with his head shape and the way he’s always perched with his legs bent.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Doritoscream is like the only bayformers design that's actually good. Really high tech and detailed but still visually completely coherent. Like the design ranking is
      Doritoscream > shit > piles of scrap > power gap > literally every other character in the movie

      Also one of the few bayformers to have consistently good toys too.

      I dig that Starscream in the first movie is a force to be reckoned with and not the high-pitched chronic backstabber from the cartoon.
      Some die-hard fans thought it was heresy/sacrilege/blasphemy, but fuck, it was so good to see him strike fear among Autobots, with Ironhide yelling "It's Starscream!" at the top of his mechanical lungs when he appears in the sky or when he switches between F-22 and Transformer to destroy the squad of jet fighters.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fuck yeah! Starscream was dope.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >when he switches between F-22 and Transformer to destroy the squad of jet fighters
        god damn that scene was among the best

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well the movies did seem to imply he had been leading the Decepticons during the many years Megatron had been frozen. And considering it was after Megatron took command again that they started losing and all the decepticons started dying, it seems Starscream wasn't actually terrible at it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bay improved on a lot of things that shitty fans whined too hard about.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      TF1 Starscream too OP
      He single-handed defeated Ironhide & Ratcher and crippled Bumblebee.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IN THE EEEEEEEEND

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the last knight is barely decent
    >6 underground is underwhelming
    >ambulance sucks
    baybros... what went wrong??

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My thougts.

      In 6U there noticible fuck ups in editing. Last Knight is just bad, 6U is shit.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I thought he had rendering farms at his disposal? Shouldn't the stills look good then? It's all just a big blur.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The most dedicated bro on Decepticons side.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Brawl is best. Everyone else is wrong.

    Dear Michael Bay,
    I would like to see an aircraft carrier and a skyscraper kick the shit out of each other. Plzthnxbi

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >got fucked by Ratchet and Ironhide
      >gets back up
      >got fucked by military guys
      >gets back up
      >finally down after pitted by military guys and Bumblebee towed by Megan Fox
      what a based tank

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Michael bay will never make a Pacific Rim movie

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The thing I liked with Decepticons in the cartoon and in the first movie is that they have more variety in their vehicle forms: aircrafts like choppers or jet fighters, "mean" cars like Barricade's cop car with the "Punish and Enslave" motto or straight up huge motherfuckers like Brawl or Devastator.
    Compared to this, the cartoon Autobots seem lame, which is why I liked Ironhide as a black SUV with shitloads of guns and quoting Dirty Harry in the movie. I think it'd have been better for Autobots to have at leats one aircaft to "counter" the Decepticon Seekers led by Starscream.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      autobots should have a military SAM, called Sam who throws missiles at seekers

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://fanon.fandom.com/wiki/Autobot_Jets
      Pretty sure Jetfire was first or second gen, but autobots got some airpower later.
      There was also a helicopter in the rescue bots' team IIRC.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's kind of boring yeah, but that all just goes hand in hand with how the autobots respect and try to integrate with human society, whereas the decepticons don't give a fuck and just want to oppress them. There's an actual reason why earth mode autobots are nearly always civilian or emergency vehicles and the decepticons just rock with whatever they can do the most damage with.

      But also, they were definitely aware of the pattern and tried to have some fun with it at times. The stunticons literally exist because the decepticons realized if they had car decepticons everyone would just assume they were autobots and they could get away with a bunch of shit before anyone caught on.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pointless hub

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whenever Megatron gets dropkicked or a limb torn off is he actually saying anything intelligible or is it just gibberish?

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    good old days

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus Christ Bay, what if a child sees this

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      reminds me of

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the satellite will pretend she didn't enjoy it

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Expectations for Rise of the beasts?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      low

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, I get the feeling for this one they'll try to ape Micheal Bay.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      low

      Big part of the appeal of BW is them stranded and lost in time, so any nostalgia baiting would be lost if they're in modern times

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