>To overcome the spider's curse, simply quote a simpsons verse!

>To overcome the spider's curse, simply quote a simpsons verse!

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Every night I go to the Baskin-Roberts trust fund band and buy myself a little treat.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Trying is the first step for failure.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bake 'em away, toys

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You don't win friends with sa-lid

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    my brains been rotted by excessive weed smoking, I have no memory, I watched this shit every day growing up and I got nothing
    something about he voted for the other guy? Glove slapping?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >D'oh

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Glove slapping?
      That was in the Sneed episode.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        what the fuck is Sneed?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That's the name of the old Fuck n Suck, it's some kind of boring general store now. The gummy bears are good, though.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    To Alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >it’s very easy to judge
    >fun too

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >The worst day of your life SO FAR

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Me? Go to my office? Highly irregular, but okay

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Come on, big boy! Shake the butter off those buns!

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Guess I forgot to put the fog lights in~

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's not my job to talk people out of killing themselves

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Well well look at the city slicker

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    aye carumba

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The year was 1968. We were on recon in a steaming Mekong delta. An overheated private removed his flack jacket, revealing a T-shirt with an ironed-on sporting the MAD slogan "Up with Mini-skirts!". Well, we all had a good laugh, even though I didn't quite understand it. But our momentary lapse of concentration allowed "Charlie" to get the drop on us. I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just can't get the spices right!

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >What an odd thing to say

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'll keep it short and sweet. Family, religion, friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hello, is this President Clinton? Good. I figured if anyone knew where to get some Tang, it'd be you… SHUT UP!

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I’ll crunk with you sweetie!

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sure, Marge. We'd all like some REAL friends.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Look, John, you seem like a perfectly nice guy and all. Just stay the hell away from my family.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i think I’ll pass out, see you in a couple hours

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Hello, Dean? You're a stupid head!

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nine hundred dollarydoos?! Tobias! Did you accept a six hour collect call from the States?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It was an emergency call from the International Drainage Commission in Springfield!

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Well there's your answer, fishbulb.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Linguo…dead?
    >Linguo IS dead

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Shut up YOUR face.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    These streets are dangerous for us upper lower middle class types

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      maybe not today...maybe not tomorrow..
      but some day

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    These gloves came free with my toilet brush.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    With the way people act around here you'd think the streets were paved with gold!
    They are.
    *Car slips on the polished gold street and crashes*

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You killed Moe and you're going over for it

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    im a brick

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    shut up nigga

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Tramopoline, trambopoline!

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >we went fishing

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No, Lisa. The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time...

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Do not touch, Willy
    Good advice

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    D'oh!

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    eat my shorts

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    *suckle suckle*

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I hate every chimpana to chimpanzee

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    SEX CALUDRON?! I thought they closed that place down

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