my brains been rotted by excessive weed smoking, I have no memory, I watched this shit every day growing up and I got nothing
something about he voted for the other guy? Glove slapping?
The year was 1968. We were on recon in a steaming Mekong delta. An overheated private removed his flack jacket, revealing a T-shirt with an ironed-on sporting the MAD slogan "Up with Mini-skirts!". Well, we all had a good laugh, even though I didn't quite understand it. But our momentary lapse of concentration allowed "Charlie" to get the drop on us. I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just can't get the spices right!
No, Lisa. The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!
>Every night I go to the Baskin-Roberts trust fund band and buy myself a little treat.
Trying is the first step for failure.
Bake 'em away, toys
You don't win friends with sa-lid
my brains been rotted by excessive weed smoking, I have no memory, I watched this shit every day growing up and I got nothing
something about he voted for the other guy? Glove slapping?
>D'oh
>Glove slapping?
That was in the Sneed episode.
what the fuck is Sneed?
That's the name of the old Fuck n Suck, it's some kind of boring general store now. The gummy bears are good, though.
To Alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
>it’s very easy to judge
>fun too
>The worst day of your life SO FAR
Me? Go to my office? Highly irregular, but okay
>Come on, big boy! Shake the butter off those buns!
>Guess I forgot to put the fog lights in~
It's not my job to talk people out of killing themselves
Well well look at the city slicker
aye carumba
The year was 1968. We were on recon in a steaming Mekong delta. An overheated private removed his flack jacket, revealing a T-shirt with an ironed-on sporting the MAD slogan "Up with Mini-skirts!". Well, we all had a good laugh, even though I didn't quite understand it. But our momentary lapse of concentration allowed "Charlie" to get the drop on us. I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just can't get the spices right!
>What an odd thing to say
I'll keep it short and sweet. Family, religion, friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.
Hello, is this President Clinton? Good. I figured if anyone knew where to get some Tang, it'd be you… SHUT UP!
I’ll crunk with you sweetie!
Sure, Marge. We'd all like some REAL friends.
Look, John, you seem like a perfectly nice guy and all. Just stay the hell away from my family.
i think I’ll pass out, see you in a couple hours
>Hello, Dean? You're a stupid head!
Nine hundred dollarydoos?! Tobias! Did you accept a six hour collect call from the States?
It was an emergency call from the International Drainage Commission in Springfield!
>Well there's your answer, fishbulb.
>Linguo…dead?
>Linguo IS dead
Shut up YOUR face.
These streets are dangerous for us upper lower middle class types
maybe not today...maybe not tomorrow..
but some day
These gloves came free with my toilet brush.
With the way people act around here you'd think the streets were paved with gold!
They are.
*Car slips on the polished gold street and crashes*
You killed Moe and you're going over for it
im a brick
shut up nigga
Tramopoline, trambopoline!
>we went fishing
No, Lisa. The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!
>So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time...
>Do not touch, Willy
Good advice
D'oh!
eat my shorts
*suckle suckle*
>I hate every chimpana to chimpanzee
SEX CALUDRON?! I thought they closed that place down