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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He doesn't have a wife. That's one of the things they were roasting him about.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He referring to Robert Kraft

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's not even close, his wife's name was Giselle Bundchen.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's a fat girl's name.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don’t even know how to pronounce it, I’ll type how I say it in my head

          Glee-easy Bund-e-Chan

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's pronounced karatemanfrickingprostitute.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Jizz-l Boon-Chen

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bob is his mistress and they broke up too

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's not even true. Bob Kraft's mistress was a black prostitute who he was fricking while his wife was dying. The prostitute tried to blackmail him about the affair. Twice. It worked the first time but when she hit him up for more money Bob called the police and she got arrested.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Roberts Kraft fund band

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So he's gay, right? My detector is off the charts w this one. Just look at him, all shiny & groomed.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        According to Kevin on that roast he's been slinging pus

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no your just over sexualized and addicted to dopamine

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        100% gay

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, that's Aaron Rodgers.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He did live in the homosexual quarter of Boston when he played for the Patriots instead of buying a house in the suburbs, near the stadium, like literally every other single player and employee on the team.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What is the homosexual quarter of boston?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The Back Bay.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            all of it

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Right next to my house, that's why my detector is never wrong.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This was Toms face all night

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This was Toms face all night

      He as a stupid face, so it follows that he thinks stupidly and does stupid things. Sportsball gays are dumb cavemen.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Sportsball gays are dumb cavemen.
        incel

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bogged

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      can someone add him to the necromancer pick with all the chicks who got buccal fat removal?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      is Tarkin-mode achievable natty?

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Jeff Ross look more like Jim Norton doing Don Rickles than Jim Norton doing Don Rickles

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because he the gay love child of Jim Norton and Don Rickles

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In Jeff Ross's place I would have just gone even harder on him

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like the eat za bugs guy.
    Also if you go to a roast what do you expect you fricking moron

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >You're not turtley enough for the turtle club

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It literally this Image lmao

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >mister ross, there's been a second plane...

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Powerful

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Ben Affleck crying about mean comments from trolls but really trying to make it about Tom and not himself

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Ben Affleck
      >actually remembering the name of some troll and callng him out by his screen name for saying mean things online
      >"I remember he had a lot of Ls in his name"
      >"FRICK YOU BILLLLLLLLLLL "
      KWAB

      I stopped when it got to ron burgundy which admittedly I'm excited for. Does it get better? Ross and the chick were best thus far and that black sports dude was fricking godawful did he write his own jokes?

      Was Ron before or after Tony Hinchcliffe? Tony was hilarious.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >All you motherfrickers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna frick your mothers while you watch and cry like little b***hes. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fricks who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you motherfrickers are next. Love, Ben.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >You are the ones who are the ball-lickers.
          This line alone fricking kills me everytime I watch it. I'll watch JASBSB just for that line.
          Oh and "Ooh what a lovely tea party"

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        norm macdonald remembered barfyman

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >autistic anon doesn't understand context and jokes

          watch it again and focus really hard this time

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ben Affleck was seething so hard I assumed someone said something disparaging about muslims.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ben has ALWAYS been a whiney baby bully b***h Black person shit homosexual

      That fact that he's this huge perfect omega chad yet is so insecure still is real proof of how much of a weak little shit kicker he truly is
      A 9 year old blonde girl would make a more convincing Batman

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      As a fellow /druk/ I don't wanna go after my boi Ben but you just know that dude gets shitfaced and reads negative comments about himself online at like 3 AM

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I never understood roasts, why would you let people openly mock you? Is it a form of cuckoldry and they get off to it or just an humiliation ritual they can choose to subject themselves instead of having their children raped and turned into troons in an eyes wide shut style party?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >autistic homosexual doesn't understand why roasts are manly
      many such cases

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        In what world is a public humiliation manly? Do you know what's manly? If Tom Brady just beat the frick out of anyone talking shit about his failed marriage and kids

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          A real man doesn't let jokes rock his stoic core, Brady was embarrassed but I've seen other people keep their cool famously

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          child's take

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >chimping out makes you a big strong MAN!
          What was it like growing up without a father?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >being a Black person is manly
          Coming back with real cutting jokes and blowing everyone else out is way manlier

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          All the brainwashed normies here won't agree with you, but you are 100% correct. Do you think someone like Julio Cesar or Alexander the Great would accept a public humiliation. They would send anyone who even looked at them funny away to be executed. It's just a brain washed >muh manliness thing we're society has brainwashed men that they should take shit from everybody, almost like some sort of cuckold taboo

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Alexander the Great once visited Diogenes who was sunbathing. Alexander, being the most powerful man alive at the time offered Diogenes anything he wanted. Diogenes answer was for Alexander to get the frick out of his sunlight.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >getting told off by one of the greatest philosopher's in Antiquity is comparable to being publicly and ritually humiliated on TV by a bunch of cawmedians
              Next you're going to tell us that Marvel movies are the American Iliad and Odyssey

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Diogenes wasn't wasn't greatest philosopher in antiquity when this obviously fictional event would have happened, just a notable oddity.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I never understood roasts, why would you let people openly mock you? Is it a form of cuckoldry and they get off to it or just an humiliation ritual they can choose to subject themselves instead of having their children raped and turned into troons in an eyes wide shut style party?

            Its a tradition from centuries ago. Only the jester can say anything and mock the king. The roast is more recent but a spin off. Its saying this celebrity is living acharmed life so lets get comedians in a room and rip him apart, and the celebrity knows its happening, and is a good sport to be part of it. I was surprised Trump wanted to be part of it but that was when he was marginally redeemable as a person. For them to take offense is sort of silly. Its another form of hazing too. So many real jobs have hazing rituals for newcomers, see Chuck Pahlahniuk has a story collecting many of them.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >when he was marginally redeemable as a person
              He's always been the way he is right now. You were never told he was an butthole and you probably can't form your own opinions so you think he was somehow different once upon a time.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes perception is reality, he wasn't and isn't redeemable as a person but back then we didn't see him every day on the news and know things about him like 2 scoops

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >2 scoops
                I don't know what that's supposed to be. Also, don't care, I'm voting for him.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                When Trump has a dinner with people he gets the servers to give him two scoops of ice cream and everyone else 1 scoop. Its to put everyone in their place, it says I am the best and you are lesser. If you were invited to dinner with Trump he would do the same thing to you. If you invited Trump to dinner he'd decline so you couldn't do it to him.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Based. I hope he deports that Black person from the daily show first.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >It's not Trump being a fat shit, it's le epic power play designed to make ME feel inferior
                Jews are so mentally ill it's unreal.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It isn't just Trump being a fat shit, clearly. Why would he care if his guests got two scoops?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                that’s pretty funny honestly. that’s supposed to make me dislike him?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Im pretty sure Jesters would literally mock kings, obviously in a playful manner, but its not new. impersonating is a traditional comedy

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Kek, so many people really think shit talking your “friend” every time you hang out is manly and not unbelievable annoying as a mother frick. You people might actually be fricking morons lmao. Some of you need to meet pussies who actually set up boundaries and knock your teeth out when you decide to find out how strong that boundary is. Very occasional well timed banter is good now and then, but most people are NOT capable of that.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It used to be where good friends got together and made fun of each other all in good fun but that changed.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >moron doesn't understand friendly banter between friends and colleagues

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Most of the roasters are not even acquaintances of the roastees most of the time.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The constant fricking his wife jokes just seemed kind of mean-spirited honestly, but he did agree to go, so I don't know why he got upset at any of it. They kind of sucked his dick so hard at the start it was difficult to come up with anything else I'm sure since aside from the whole being a cuckold thing it's difficult to come up with material. The whole thing seemed weird and off-putting.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      2 words
      RITUAL
      bantering

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You don't get to be a guest of honour at a roast unless you've already made it. And at the end of the roast, the guest gets to fire back at everybody.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Laughing at yourself without being a pussy is an alpha move also this

      It used to be where good friends got together and made fun of each other all in good fun but that changed.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I bet there are people who agree to be roasted thinking it's a kind of honor but then regret it afterwards and feel genuinely insulted, like they discover what people really think about them outside of all the praise and fame they get at the height of their careers

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          this was a whole episode of the office and probably other shows

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just a bit of banter m8

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      humiliation ritual

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Roasts were different in a high trust, all-white society. Now you get the most vile shit getting flung in a israelite-dominated and black-worshipping society.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        honestly I don't get it
        how fricking stupid do you have to be to agree to one now? "vile" really is the right word
        they are completely without class now, just putrid shit and an excuse for israeli comics and writers to let loose their full hatred of whites

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're brown

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You’re brown

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They literally made fun of blacks & israelites in his roast, you moron

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Remember the Dean Martin roasts? You could tell that everyone was buddy buddy and just riffing. These newer ones are an edgemaster contest and just mean spirited lol

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Roasts were different in a high trust, all-white society. Now you get the most vile shit getting flung in a israelite-dominated and black-worshipping society.

      Indeed. The Dean Martin and Friar's roasts on TV back in the 70s are from another universe. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Bp9xPFt55c&t=13m

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the 70s were a different time:

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Television was a mistake.
          We should never have gone past black and white newsreel about how great the government is.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Look at the celebrities who showed up for Dean Matin's roasts. They're among the greatest entertainers that ever lived. Frank Sinatra and Orson Welles have something that Jeff Ross and Tony Hinchcliffe are never gonna have.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Probably got paid a shitton of money for it. But also a humiliation ritual since Brady doesn't really need the money.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Autistic and friendless take, bros sit around all day roasting each other and cracking up while hanging out, you do it because you love them, it's a sign of respect and affection
      Getting roasted live on TV is just the ultimate sign of respect socially

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's all fine and well but why you would want it conducted by a bunch of rando celebs under the supervision of a gormless worms armageddon looking ass homie and televised to the general public is beyond me.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Because back in an era with Don Rickles it would be an honor to get insulted by him and other talented comedians. Not fricking Tony Hinchcliffe

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Tony has had more viewers, listeners, and engagement than Don Rickles ever did.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah there's a lot of moronic people out there who like the taste of their own shit, that doesn't mean the shit is actually good.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think TV roasts like that are just a corporate "hello fellow kids" attempt at making the viewers feel like everyone on stage is friends and just like them. Brady's speech especially felt really phoned in, like he was 100% just reading a script.
        The other part of your post I agree with.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >bros sit around all day roasting each other and cracking up while hanging out, you do it because you love them, it's a sign of respect and affection

        Nobody who actually has real friends does this, because it’s fricking annoying after 5 minutes. Just shut the frick up Black person and stop running your mouth for a while, we get it, we heard your epic roast bro, now we can move on and talk about some real shit instead of homosexual ass boring as a mother fricker back and forth shit slinging contest.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's shows sportsmanship and that you have thick skin. Plus everyone made millions.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >grew up without playing sports
      grim

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It can be funny to an extent and it's obviously for the audience to get enjoyment out of more than the people at the roast. But yeah it's pretty stupid thing, and ultimately Black person behavior just like "rap battles". If you are low IQ or full of self hate you would probably enjoy it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      one of the ways how matriarchal societies enmasculates their men

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good chance to plug your shit and make money. It was also VERY CLEARLY a much needed therapy session for everyone involved in the Patriots org. Gronk getting upset because people call him stupid when that's his entire schtick (he's smart af btw he just puts on an act) but then he spiked that shot glass and got glass (explosively) on every person near the stage and it really did make him look like a tone deaf fricking moron.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >gif related

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >why would you want to make some low effort show that will watch and get paid to do it?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that will be watched*

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't kings allow jesters and members of the court mock them, or am I thinking of a movie?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not like straight-up roasting, but a plausibly deniable, but suspiciously similar story like the play that Hamlet stages for Claudius in Hamlet

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      only chads get roasted. simps cry and storm off after a few gay jokes.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This, I don't even want to mass reply to all the humiliation ritual posters with insults in fear of them being extremely hurt and hopefully killing themselves right after

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a product of America's hierarchical culture.
      In ye olden times of absolutist, martial power the king would be above any kind of humiliation or ego-check and no one could bring him back down to reality without risking execution. So the role of a court jester evolved as the designated safety valve to deflate a ruler's god-complex from becoming too self destructive.

      In the land of the free where you have to say "Yes Sir!" "Yes Maam!" to every government employee or they will shoot you, where you have to bribe 20 year olds to debase themselves into handing you your food like they're employed to do, where a nation of would-be-kings first shipped blacks overseas as a peasant class to avoid getting their hands dirty and now they ship mexicans overland for the same thing, the Roaster is the modern day court jester.
      He is there to poke a small, controlled pinhole into the godly image of these Pharaonic celebrities like a weathered carving honoring Ozymandius.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >all of the morons parroting 'humiliation ritual' in response to this
      Cinemaphileners are just whiny teenage girls at heart who adopt and drop new stupid phrases every couple of weeks. Gay!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Cinemaphileners are just whiny teenage girls at heart who adopt and drop new stupid phrases every couple of weeks. Gay!
        It's been like this since at least 2013.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Apparently Jeff Ross has been roasting people since the 90s or something, but I never heard of him before the Comedy Central roasts started, and every time I was like "who the frick is this butthole?"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hes not even funny. i assume hes very good at writing jokes for other people

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a legitimate over-40 oldgay and I watched the precursors of Comedy Central (namely, the Comedy Channel and "Ha!"). Ross was a very big deal back then, back in the days when Jon Stewart was an MTV veejay. He was set to be the next Don Rickles. Then around when reality TV became a thing, looks started mattering and he got relegated to roasting.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Patrice put it best at the Charlie Sheen Roast "Jeff Ross is a legend, his funniness is a legend. But when I say legend, I mean a myth...like the Loch Ness Monster or Bigfoot. We all believe they exist, but who really ever saw it?"

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lmao, brutal. ross is so fricking lucky comedy central execs like him.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I know Ross personally and can confirm he's a coked up waster with anger issues
      Also tried a few "roasting" jokes on him and he couldn't take it lmao...

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I know Ross personally and can confirm he's a coked up waster with anger issues
        >Also tried a few "roasting" jokes on him and he couldn't take it lmao...
        Without a shadow of a doubt you: 1) don't know Ross personally and 2) sperged out trying to 'roast him' at some event where he happened to be

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          1) I worked with him for like 4 weeks
          2) nope

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nope. What I said is right

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Lol sure Jeff you're a fricking loser mate

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >loser brit hates Jeff because of a make believe scenario
                wow!

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tom was just joking

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jeff Ross looks like fricking Mr Magoo.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I stopped when it got to ron burgundy which admittedly I'm excited for. Does it get better? Ross and the chick were best thus far and that black sports dude was fricking godawful did he write his own jokes?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >that black sports dude was fricking godawful did he write his own jokes?
      Almost certainly not. He was probably handed a shitload of joke cards written by a few guys and chose the ones he liked best and he chose poorly. Plus a lot of a joke is in the delivery so even a great joke can be turned to shit by the wrong person.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I stopped when it got to ron burgundy
      Goddamn they really knew their audience.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tony was good and he doesnt even go after Brady

      There are few laughs after that but most of its cringe

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The blonde girl roasting kevin about the rock made me chuckle

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >5'2" and 150lbs
      >155lbs after the rock finishes inside of him

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >my friends you bow to no Black person

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I heard Ben Affleck bombed in this, but I also heard that Will Ferrell didn't do great either. I guess Will is grateful Ben made himself look so bad and overshadowed him.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Will didn’t even do any jokes. He just dressed kind of like Ron Burgundy and expected people to keep laughing.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        His whole thing is talking really loud. It's a shame because he did great in dramatic roles, the man can act. But he can't tell a good joke to save his life.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >He just dressed kind of like Ron Burgundy and expected people to keep laughing.
        He's been doing that ever since Anchorman came out.

        And yes this was the most exciting thing to happen in North Dakota.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Will doesn't do jokes because he isn't funny. He's a walking skit and he thinks it never gets old.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Was he wasted? I heard on sports talk radio that he bombed hard

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Was he wasted?
        Most likely

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bledsoe was wasted and he killed it

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not surprising, he was the number one draft pick.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That roast was brutal, it's been so fricking long since woke destroyed comedy.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick was Ben Affleck even invited to a roast?

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just expected it to be celebs non-stop seething about Donald Trump

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Damn, that thumb looking dude got roasted so hard he turned into a third degree burn victim.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Edelman won the night with "Brady used to yell LASER FOCUS at us all day long..now he says that to his plastic surgeon"

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This was actually funny. Surprised to see dark humor and funny comedy on israeliteflix. Tony even said "gay"
    top tier
    >Jeff Ross
    >Nikki Glazer
    >Tony Henchcliffe
    Good for not being comedians (had good joke writers)
    >Endlmen
    >Bill Billicheck
    >Bledsoe
    Trash
    >all the podcasters
    >Brady
    >Affleck
    >Gronk
    >Moss

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Scull, and the fat black chick were funny as frick

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Surprised to see dark humor and funny comedy on israeliteflix
      Didn't they have dave on calling out trannies for like 40 minutes?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tony gets a pass for being "queer coded"

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jeff Ross lookin like he two Reuben sandwiches away from the grave

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bruh lit niggin 100%

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    as a non american why was this dumb roast such a big event

    its being talked about like the gladiatorial tournaments of rome

    is tom brady that famous in usa?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >as a non america

      You're obsessed with American culture, let it dominate your every waking moment and can't write for shit? We know.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tom Brady is next to Christ himself to a portion of this country, and worse than Hitler to the rest of it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >as a non American
      You're opinion doesn't matter. Also you still watched lol
      This was a big event because Brady is like Rinaldo or Beckham, and roasts haven't happened in like 7yrs because of wokeness. So to have such a big star be roasted and to have it on Netflix of all places, was a big deal.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The real truth is it wasn't a big deal
        You got PLEB'D

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >why was this dumb roast such a big event
      It wasn't. You're just obsessed with us and think anybody outside of a niche audience actually watched that trash. Americans don't give two shits about a "roast", because we know they're abject cringe garbage.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I remember the Steve-O roast being the first roast I actually sat through.
        The funniest part was people shitting on Amy Schumer for her Ryan Dunn joke.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The only decent roaster I've seen was Patrice O'Neal on the Charlie Sheen roast. The rest are just no thought insult trash.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >why was this dumb roast such a big event
      it wasn’t

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    eurogay here. where to watch?

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Someone should actually post the joke

    I dunno how to timestamp but go to 1:10.

    You know what? I got to say imo the joke actually did go too far. It was pretty bad. Its one thing to make fun of someone for this or that but saying another man who you respect would offer you a handjob (speaking for someone not able to defend themself) is pretty awful.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what was the joke, the one before it?

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tom Brady is an anomoly, being drafted in the 6th round he should never have even had a NFL career let alone become the greatest QB that has ever lived.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only the lowest of bugmen npc’s watch this shit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You are an NPC

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Says the Cinemaphile poster

        struck a chord, huh?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Says the Cinemaphile poster

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I watched it to see Tony fail horribly but he did ok. Oh well, normally he sucks.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Hinchcliffe

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, you're agreeing.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i was gonna watch it but it's 3 fricking hours

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    did anyone make aaron hernandez jokes, and further, any aaron hernandez homosexual jokes? if not, it was trash.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I believe Tony Hinchcliffe said something about how Kevin Hart is so short he's been using the stool Hernandez kicked out from under himself to reach the podium. He might have made a gay joke about him too but I don't remember.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There were multiple, his ex girlfriend complained about it the next day on social media

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Several, not sure about the gay part. Brady gets called gay a lot. Sam (whoever that is) gets called a gay by Tony Hinchcliffe who was probably the best in show. Nikki Glazer and Jeff Ross killed it too. Tony made fun of israelites, gays, blacks, and pretty much everyone on stage who wasn't Brady.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So uhh, who's the tattooed prostitute?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      goddamn I am SO fricking sick of women's tattoos
      they are just fricking awful and you cannot escape them

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Grrrrr angry anon so kawaii~ >:)

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They never used to bother me but damn if theyre not universally awful.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It’s the worst. That and the fatness.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You don’t want that anon trust me

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've seen that tattoo on like 60 women this month, teaching people what American traditional is, was a frickin mistake

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I need to know the name of the tattooed prostitute.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I dig the Louise Brooks cameo, she must think she's a real Cinemaphile gal

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If she's a prostitute her name is whatever you want it to be.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Or some variation of dream catcher/web/animal thing.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      awful skin

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    literally an SNL sketch

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      jews are so fricking annoying sometimes

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >sometimes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is originally an American Dad bit

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The American Dad bit was better

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The short stubby one* gave up his career for his gay wife.
      >*(Beck Connors or something, I refuse to look it up)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      damn, this was one of the few times SNL was actually funny

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bert and Segura bombed hard. Apparently Bert was coked out and pulled out a bag. They showed it on the jumbotron but it was cut from the live feed.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The crowd was to mainstream to get the psycho bit. Bert thinking drugs by themselves is cool is on brand.

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who the frick agrees to humiliation rituals for just a small increase in their wealth?

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i started watching this with tony hinchcliffe and ric flair and it's funny i guess

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jeff Ross is a pedophile and gets away with it because he is israeli

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oi vey

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >consenting parties
        >except anon!
        You're super gay cheers!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          FOUND A israelite

          How many kids you frick this week Moshe?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >local man learns about statutory rape
          In the eyes of the law she was about as capable of giving consent as the three leged sheep you spent last night with.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            lol it's not if the parents connected consented. you suck at this haha

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oi vey

      >consenting parties
      >except anon!
      You're super gay cheers!

      FOUND A israelite

      How many kids you frick this week Moshe?

      i have seen the exact opposite mindset displayed on this website

      ive seen people say that the israelites are the ones being pedophiles. then i see others say that israelites are the ones telling you that "age gaps" in relationships are bad

      its comical at this point.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >fricking little boys or permanently nuking their endocrine system GOOD
        >fricking a 16 year old BAD

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        weird it's like you shouldn't take what's posted here as fact or like a bunch of different people are posting whoa

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Jeff Ross cosplaying as Jim Norton here

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The most brutal roast was the Chevy chase because clearly everyone fricking hates him

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God I hate the term roast
    Zoomers use it for fricking everything

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No we don't you worthless frick

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        damn you roasted him fr fr ong bro

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You literally do. zoomers will take the most moronic words and pretend they mean something and use them over and over despite never being cool or funny.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Or you're just a miserable bastard

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No you're just a moronic homosexual zoomer.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      roast was used before zoomers were even born.

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >that moment he looked off in pain during tony's bit
    Why would a goody two shoes like Tom agree to this? Humiliation ritual?

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you going to post a clip or what

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that israelite Ross is in every roast because he's the producer of them and makes himself the star even though he doesn't know half the celebs beforehand. That's why if you look at the old friars club roasts he's not there or even mentioned.

    That said he usually makes me laugh. "Andy Dicks sole purpose in life is to give AIDS back to the monkeys" will likely never be topped as a joke.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He won me with "I wouldn't frick Bea Arthur's dick with Andy Dick's pussy"

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        HAHAHAHA IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE BEA ARTHUR IS A DEAD WOMAN, AND WOMEN DON'T HAVE DICKS, AND HAHAHAHAHA ANDY DICK IS A MAN, AND HIS NAME IS DICK, AND HE HAS A DICK, NOT A vegana!!!!!
        LE FUNNY israelite IS EPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC!!!!!!

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >agree to roast
    >get roasted
    >can’t handle it
    Americans can’t even

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >still no torrents

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Kim Kardashian hide your roast beef and cross your legs
    Rare based Tony moment

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >netflix editing out her getting booed by the audience
      KWAB

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    It's an American thing. You wouldn't understand so stop trying.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm Aussie btw

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I really don't care.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >
          I care, a lot.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's why you'll never understand roasts.

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I only heard about this term and practice from the US in the last 20 years. it seems to be a israelite thing. I guess they took the idea of toasting someone and perverted it, and seem to think it is incredibly witty that they've changed one letter.
    i've hated it since I first heard of it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They've been around forever.

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They have their moments.

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]
    I only heard about this term and practice from the US in the last 20 years. it seems to be a israelite thing. I guess they took the idea of toasting someone and perverted it, and seem to think it is incredibly witty that they've changed one letter.
    i've hated it since I first heard of it

    Thin skinned pussies, it's for the best you autistic morons don't breed

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jonha hill roast when?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Immediately before his suicide.

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Your next Jeff…..,

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nikki Glaser did so well, I mean just plain evil going on there

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mindbroken troony crying about Drumpf in the Tom Brady roast thread
    Anyway it's hilarious that Jeff Ross looks like Klaus Schwab now.

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    shouldn't it be 'Keep my wife's wiener out of your mouth"?

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i had so expectations going into it because of who was on it but it was pretty good the women were awful and the 2 fat fricks were terrible

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being Tom Brady's kids and watching your dad invite a bunch of rich friends to call your mom a prostitute on live tv.

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So could someone explain to a Yuropoor why Brady whispered into that guys' ear 'don't say that shit again'? What the frick was it about?

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    brady is eli's little b***h

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The years have not been kind to Jeff Ross.

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