Tomb Raider TV Show starring Dial of Destiny actress

> Phoebe Waller-Bridge’s adaptation of video game Tomb Raider is scaling the walls at Amazon.

> The news was revealed by Head of Amazon & MGM Studios Jen Salke at the company’s Upfront event in New York, who called it an “epic” and “globe-trotting” series.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mole

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All because people didn't want this b***h as Indiana Jones

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She wasn't replacing Harrison Ford, she was the token sassy sidekick female. Every IJ movie had one

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They were usually hot.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, she was definitely supposed to carry on as Indiana Jones. She even had the Short Round sidekick

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You didn't even watch the movie, kek.

          She almost replaced Indiana but screen tests prevented that from happening.

          Source: Youtube

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >ford is like 89
            >waller's character literally replaces indiana at pivotal moments
            >mutt is dead and indie doesn't even bother trying to save him

            it's not exactly hard to see what they were going for

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >waller's character literally replaces indiana at pivotal moments
              Try watching the movie before talking about it.

              [...]
              Disney Shilling in Damage Control

              Uwe Boll will never have 1/10 of Mangold's talent.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Uwe Boll will never have 1/10 of Mangold's talent.
                I take offense to that you homosexual, fight me in the ring.
                You can email me at [email protected], i look forward to your correspondence and subsequent ass beating.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >watch my garbage movie

                no

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Or because she is a great actress.
            [...]
            Source: bounding into comics

            Disney Shilling in Damage Control

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              STAR WARS EPISODE 10 IS THE UWE BOLL MEGA BLOCKBUSTER MOVIE WHERE HE FINALLY SHOWS THE WORLD...

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Or because she is a great actress.
            [...]
            Source: bounding into comics

            Do you ever get tired of being this pathetic?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >carry on as Indiana Jones
          you mean retroactively replace him in all the old movies and then carry on

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She almost replaced Indiana but screen tests prevented that from happening.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We'll sadly either never know what was truly going on behind the scenes on Kennedy's Star Wars movies or Dial of Destiny, but the few behind the scenes things we do have and all the leaks don't paint a pretty picture. It was pretty consistently rumored that they at least wanted to do a spinoff movie about her character, but when Iger came back and saw an early cut he freaked out and demanded a bunch of reshoots which caused a bunch of problems. Mangold basically Streisand-effect'd himself by being so vocal about there being no rest-screenings or reshoots, then Ford in his senility just casually drops that they reworked the ending.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Manglond is a fricking hack and a sellout idiot. When you accept that check from Disney you have no say in making movies for the company.The idiot thought his status as a director would be respected but he doesn't have many notable films beyond Logan.
          The idea of killing Indiana and giving the hat to that b***h was the straw that broke the camel's back and I still don't know if it was kk's idea or manglond's idea

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Mangold is a great diretor.
            >The idea of killing Indiana and giving the hat to that b***h was the straw that broke the camel's back and I still don't know if it was kk's idea or manglond's idea
            Prove this happened.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >don't know if it was kk's idea or manglond's idea
            I don't think any male director would support that idea.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >I don't think any male director would support that idea
              J.J. Abrams would suck that Idea like it was a wiener and you know it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So would Rian Johnson. And Taika Waititi.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >I don't think any male director would support that idea
              J.J. Abrams would suck that Idea like it was a wiener and you know it.

              >waller's character literally replaces indiana at pivotal moments
              Try watching the movie before talking about it.
              [...]
              Uwe Boll will never have 1/10 of Mangold's talent.

              Let's remember that one of the main reasons why Manglond was hired as director for Indy 5 was because of Logan. Manglond closes Wolverine's narrative arc in a heroic way and respects the character.Disney wanted him to end Indy's story as a character and make way for someone else to take his place.I'm sure he was convinced by KK to kill Indiana and replace him with Helena but after Bob Iger returned to Disney he forced Amos to change the ending.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The problem is that an approach like that works for a grim and gritty film like Logan and fits Logan's character. It doesn't really fit Indiana Jones at all, KotCS, despite what you may think about it, gave Indy a happy ending by marrying Marion and giving him a family he always deserved, DoD just rips that away for no reason other than the stupid modern obsession with old heroes being broken shadows of their former selves. Apparently even Karen Allen hated it, as she supposedly initially refused to return until Iger ordered the reshoots and promised that she and Indy would reconcile.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I agree. The crystal skull closed the Indiana story but the idiotic executives thought they could make a better story than that and they were wrong.

                In Logan there was also an implicit meta message in the film. Hugh Jackman had played the character for twenty years and this was his farewell (although he returned for Deadpool 3).I would have liked to see Harrison Ford's farewell to Indiana similar to Logan's, plus old Harrison really likes the character.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Crystal Skull is shit and doesn't exist

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >She wasn't replacing Harrison Ford
        Disney wouldn't spend 300m just to give indy a farewell they wanted to start a new trilogy but it didn't work out.
        Also mangold ranting on twitter about that specific leak was very sus.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, he Streisand'd it, if he had just ignored it or went "Well duh, reshoots are pretty common, we needed to reshoot a few shots I wasn't happy with" no one would have thought anything of it, but him being so vehemently persistent about there being no reshoots made it obvious something was happening. Makes me wonder if it was like the bts rumors about Paul Fieg in the 2016 Fembusters, where he knew his career would be damaged so was freaking out.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh, you're right anon. She is exactly the same as prime Karen Allen.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        stfu

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn't know about the original ending where Helana replaces Indy in the timeline

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Dear Amazon, since you are obviously not afraid to burn millions of dollars producing abject garbage for streaming, I'm wondering if you would kindly donate the sum of one million dollars to my bank account. Thank you, anon.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sell us something with female empowerment and an old IP and we'll make it happen
      >t. amazon streaming exec.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He-Man, but this time, he's a woman. Write the check out to cash.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          netflix already did it, she-ra

          GI Jane the tv show. Instead of slowly earning the respect of her peers, they are in awe of her natural talent and capability. She has to deal with men in officer positions that are much dumber than her and take personal grudges more seriously than their rank and responsibility. She also fires a Rifle and does other traditionally "male" things so we know she's not soft like other women who stupidly want to have family. She becomes the leader of her own team straight out of boot camp, of course its mostly women with one hunky sensitive guy and one scrawny comic relief guy who does the computers or whatever. They quip in the middle of missions "If you think this is tough, try having a heavy flow day" that sort of thing. It really writes itself at this point, 50 mil for the first season please and thankyou.

          this anon gets it, cheques in the mail

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        GI Jane the tv show. Instead of slowly earning the respect of her peers, they are in awe of her natural talent and capability. She has to deal with men in officer positions that are much dumber than her and take personal grudges more seriously than their rank and responsibility. She also fires a Rifle and does other traditionally "male" things so we know she's not soft like other women who stupidly want to have family. She becomes the leader of her own team straight out of boot camp, of course its mostly women with one hunky sensitive guy and one scrawny comic relief guy who does the computers or whatever. They quip in the middle of missions "If you think this is tough, try having a heavy flow day" that sort of thing. It really writes itself at this point, 50 mil for the first season please and thankyou.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you going to destroy a goyim IP? No? Then why would they?

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am once again calling for the immediate destruction of israel but the void does not answer my calls.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >We will never have Emma in a silicone chest piece play Lara

    This breaks my heart. 🙁

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It should have been Gemma.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >dumb hole posing with a book
      who does she think she's kidding?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Let her LARP. She's already past her prime, she doesn't have anything else.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She reads a lot of books and does weird shit like planting books in random places for people. Why are you angry lmao

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          does she think they will grow into a book tree

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This b***h is basically the female equivalent of Pauley Shore.

    >> Gets big because of who she's related to
    >> No one except clueless out of touch executives think she's funny and insists on putting her in everything
    >> Everything she's in bombs or is panned.

    When's the direct-to-video phase for her?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's not even that. She'll never have an Encino Man.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Amazon prime,Netflix and other streaming """"services"""" are the definition of direct-to-video (no matter how much money laundering it has)

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It should have been Lizzo

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's it like working for the BBC?

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.google.com/amp/s/deadline.com/2024/05/tomb-raider-phoebe-waller-bridge-amazon-1235915370/amp/

    That bong b***h is unbearable. Why the hell does she have a career?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Why the hell does she have a career?
      Because she has the right politics for the idiotic female executives giving her work.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Or because she is a great actress.

        We'll sadly either never know what was truly going on behind the scenes on Kennedy's Star Wars movies or Dial of Destiny, but the few behind the scenes things we do have and all the leaks don't paint a pretty picture. It was pretty consistently rumored that they at least wanted to do a spinoff movie about her character, but when Iger came back and saw an early cut he freaked out and demanded a bunch of reshoots which caused a bunch of problems. Mangold basically Streisand-effect'd himself by being so vocal about there being no rest-screenings or reshoots, then Ford in his senility just casually drops that they reworked the ending.

        Source: bounding into comics

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'd normally be a little more skeptical, but considering most of the leaks about TROS turned out to be true, even revealing Abrams talks with DC before they went public, I'm willing to give these leakers the benefit of the doubt

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The revelations coincide with statements made by Harrison Ford and John Williams that the film's ending was being reshot. These statements bothered manglond who had previously said that there was no such thing and the film was done.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I feel bad for John Williams, dude should be enjoying retirement with his family but keeps getting dragged into to score music for these terrible sequels to the films he helped made so great and you can tell the passion just isn't there. Like, the sequel trilogy has no catchy or memorable themes or music that aren't just reprises of the OT's score.

              I remember hearing this story somewhere about Rian Johnson first meeting Williams, introducing himself with a really stupid joke and Williams just stared blankly at him.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I remember hearing this story somewhere >about Rian Johnson first meeting Williams, introducing himself with a really stupid joke and Williams just stared blankly at him

                Can you elaborate on this? You just can't hate Rian Jonshon enough.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I remember reading it somewhere in 2018 but can't recall where, it's been so long and there's been too much going on in personal life to retain certain bits of memory, but I think it's legit because looking at the Art of TLJ book online (because frick buying it) Johnson's quotes are constantly filled with [laughs] over the smallest things, giving one the vibe he really didn't take the production all that seriously. Given TLJ's bad comedy and those Knives Out movies, it's clear he fancies himself a funny guy.

                I also recall something about John Williams saying that Rey being a nobody would be changed in the next movie because it was too anti-climactic.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >but considering most of the leaks about TROS turned out to be true
            Jedi Paxis leaked TROS, he's legit. Some random "anti-woke" grifters on Youtube created the Indy 5 rumours.

            >because she is a great actress.

            She is, I'm sorry if you only think with your dick. Try simping for Gina Carano "acting" talent instead.

            The revelations coincide with statements made by Harrison Ford and John Williams that the film's ending was being reshot. These statements bothered manglond who had previously said that there was no such thing and the film was done.

            Mangold never said the movie didn't have reshoots. He said Indy was never supposed to be replaced.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >simp calling somebody else a simp

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >because she is a great actress.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nepotism.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's israeli

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She's not. Pure Anglo aristocracy.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nope, she's on the honourary list of mimics that fooled the tribe.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Why the hell does she have a career?
      Turbo nepotism, she's from a family of highly connected and extremely wealthy aristocrats.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The Bridge, later Waller-Bridge, family were soldiers and clergymen, who came to rank among the landed gentry of Cuckfield in Sussex.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She cucks in suxx?

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just have the right actress for it.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do we have to watch ugly people on the telly? I see them every day on the streets, I don't want to stare at them at home too

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's not starring in it, just in charge of the adaptation.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >She's not starring in it, just in charge of the adaptation.
        > 'Tomb Raider' Starring Phoebe Waller-Bridge Lands Series Order At Amazon
        ok

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Phoebe Waller-Bridge’s adaptation of video game Tomb Raider is scaling the walls at Amazon.
          >Fleabag creator and star Waller-Bridge is writing the Tomb Raider series, but no cast has been set.
          >no cast has been set.
          It's a bad headline. From a different article from Hollywood Reporter:
          >Waller-Bridge is writing the scripts for Tomb Raider. The Fleabag grad does not plan to star in the TV adaptation of the property

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Mom can we have Lara Croft
    >We have Lara Croft at home

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will she be Lara Croft or will she only serve as showrunner?

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Femcel fantasy, the actress.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so at this point is just producers getting their friends more gigs, no matter the flops, its like the entire industry going down the drain with the top maxxing the last cycle for every profit

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you lie? She's not starring in it, but writing and producing. They straight up said they'll look for someone else to play Lara.

    >“Phoebe has a lifelong love affair with Lara Croft and as soon and very soon we’ll start the worldwide search for who will play this iconic role and I just can’t wait,” Amazon MGM studios chief Jennifer Salke said from the stage.

    https://variety.com/2024/tv/news/tomb-raider-tv-series-amazon-phoebe-waller-bridge-1236002408/

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >writing and producing.
      >her
      that's far worse

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why? Fleabag was clever and funny. Not that you've seen it. Or can name any single thing she's written.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Not that you've seen it. Or can name any single thing she's written.
          And I don't care to.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Fleabag was clever and funny.
          I've seen it. I made it halfway through season 1 and didn't laugh once. There aren't any jokes in it, it's just "laugh at these miserable and awful people".

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Don't worry, grandpa. They still make sitcoms with laugh tracks.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >They still make sitcoms with laugh tracks.
              name 3

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sure. If you enjoy the comedic stylings of Hannah Gadsby I can see how you'd find it funny. I gave up after a couple of episodes though. Don't think my lips moved once.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      “A lifelong love affair” you sure bout that?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >lifelong love affair with Lara Croft
      uh-huh, reminds me of the witcher's lauren hissrich during the early days

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >very soon we’ll start the worldwide search for who will play this iconic role
      Obviously /ourgirl/ Sydney "Titcow" Sweeney should be the new Laura Croft, but we all know that'll never happen.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lara shouldn't be American. But if she were, I rather fancy Grace, depending on her accent.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Fricking fine choice

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yes please
          an actual age appropriate, brunette stacked actress who can act

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >but writing and producing.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So Lara will be Euphoria's kabbalah troony instead

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I unironically thought she was a trans person for the longest time. She looks genuinely hideous and I don’t understand how the people making the decision to cast her in a sexy-first female role can justify them to the shareholders who, at some level, must care about money more than nepotism or wokeness

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    awful choice to be adapting a property for young dudes, to be expected i guess

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i really don't give a frick who plays her because it's going to be safe, boring slop no matter what. none of the fun shit from the original games will make it in. shit, even the crappy reboot games have some zombies and such that probably won't make it in because they're too silly for serious woman show

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >we will never get a Tomb Raider movie with Lara fighting tigers, sharks, Trex, dragons...
      Paul Anderson and his wife should've adapted Tomb Raider instead of Resident Evil

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There's still hope for Ever.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. Say what you want about those movies at least they understood who their audience was.
        Considering everything Netflix adapts is pozzed to frick I have no hope for this shit.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lara is a lesbian or some shit

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i liked fleabag

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      same. I'm trans btw not sure if that matters.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >liked
      k. ftfy

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she doesn't look like Lara Croft though

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > Lara will have a diverse cast of friends who follow her everywhere
    > 2/3 will be black

    Interesting how when I watch any kind of archeology program on tv its always white dudes and 1% white woman never a single black person yet this shit will pretend that english speaking minorities choose this profession in real life

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fleabag is amazing. England and its people are lower than dogshit.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    norman nepobaby, go back to france

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lara will be black or israeli.
    Villains will be Nazis or Nazi stand-ins.
    Remember this post.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nobody here forgets about those topics

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sure it won't bomb like all nuTomb Raider media made in the last dozen of years.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If this shit gets made I will unironically cancel my Netflix subscription.
    I'm sure it's going to bomb just like their Tomb Raider Animated series will bomb. Frick giving this company another penny.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What israelite producer is in love with this woman? Literally couldn't end as new Indiana Jones so she pulled the strings at her own and they gave to her the Tomb Raider IP? That's not possible, someone must be behind all of this

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Instead of making garbage like that, imagine if Amazon would simply give a thousand people one million dollars each. That at least would make a thousand people very happy instead of making one million people unhappy.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder how Phoebe feels about being used in these roles specifically because she is hideous and old

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If she bulks up sure.

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Knew when they said she was writing/producing it she was going to plop herself into the lead role. What an absolute narcissist.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Before today I never accepted the anti, "go woke go broke," ESG money argument. Now I completely believe in ESG money.

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How has this woman got her way into Star Wars, Indiana Jones, James Bond and now Tomb Raider?

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this chick is the biggest je-
    >look it up, is a 100% catholic
    the frick, still shes too nosey and ugly for my taste

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Damn that bird looking b***h is ugly

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What bong between the age of 20 and 40 would be a good choice to play Lara now?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Halley Atwell.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Halley Atwell.
        too old. shes 42

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The actress who played Wonder Woman. Believe it or not she is a highly decorated American veteran irl trained in raiding exotic territories. Her face also calls back to Angelina Jolie.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no boobs

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    are they nuts??? y/y

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >is scaling the walls at Amazon
    Fair play. A lesser man would have deleted that and started again.

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because she did such a bang up job with Indiana Jones, right?

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Αnonymous

    >Phoebe Waller-Bridge’s adaptation of video game Tomb Raider is scaling the walls at Amazon.
    Does anyone remember the spam in Dial of Destiny threads that Phoebe Waller-Bridge was just like Tomb Raider and some other example (maybe Sigourney Weaver?)

    I thought it was just a meme, but given that I don't think any anon could have known about this project 6 months or so in advance, I think it might have been an inironic shill campaign to prepare us for this.

    Do we have any information if Phoebe is in Alien Romulus?

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This right here is why hollywood is burning and why it's deserved.
    Imagine foregoing any attempts at making a profit to instead hire some nepo-moron with a track record for shit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You guys don't fricking get it. They can print money if they want. Money is not a problem. This is war. They use movies to brwinwash people, they cast spells and put people under trance.

      Again, money is not a problem. This is about creating a new culture. Christianity has got to go.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >schizo posting intensifies

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, pay no attention to the crazy guy telling we are facing a cultural war and being manipulated by evil corporstions who want to rule the world. Trust in your corrupted government instead. Amen.

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Aristocrat nepo-baby
    I will NOT watch your show.

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I died and went to hell, didn't I?

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ragebait title as usual.
    The unfunny and disgustingly ugly hag is only writing the episodes.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That is almost as bad

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Phoebe is also in the new Sarah Gadon kino.

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's over

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hyphenated last name
    yjk her parents were uber libs

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She literally, QUITE LITERALLY saying that she's going to take advantage of the built in fan base to push her stupid feminist shit, she even straight up uses the phrase trojan horse.

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where’s the generative AI for the more accurate headlines of these absolutely braindead fluff PR pieces?

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Your new Lara Croft anons

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Bond, Indy, Tomb Raider
    It’s as if she’s been hand picked to destroy any successful male-centric franchise.

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Weird how all the Croft actresses are nepo-shits.
    (Vikander's mother is an actress and her dad is a ~~*psychiatrist*~~)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That’s just Hollywood, not sure if its tomb raider specific

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The name's Raider. Tomb Raider

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