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So the only difference id 3 fps more
the human eye can only see 3 fps anyway
B-but Storm is a woman.
woMAN maybe
This looks like an archer episode
Too be honest, I hate that style of animation.
well it's cheap, easy and fast so if course they were gonna do it
>Beast! Stop fricking that blind chick Do you want flatscans? Because this is how you get flatscans.
Remember when fricking AXE made a cartoon?
Why does this look worse than the animation from 30 years ago?
>haircut makes a man
Why would you just scream about how insecure your masculinity is like this? You are worse than any troony.
>appeal to authority
>entitlement to constant gooning at children's cartoons
have a nice day.
Hasn't this been a basic Storm haircut fir a while now? I suppose they could've made her more of a kween by giving her ass and curves but I figured short hair was a normal thing for her
Not as often as you think and oddly enough it's never short hair like in The Last Stand.
>woMAN maybe
I don't think we'll ever have in any media, games, comics, cartoons or movies a Storm who looks like an African woman and not like the black barbie with no ass that's in the comics now and in this X-Men trannie cartoon.
Ex-man
Is this a new season of Archer?
yknow i did notice quite a few archer notes, especially when showing a closer-up look at someone's face using the same model they use for the midshots, with no additional facial detailing added for the sake of the closeup? It really gives hints of archer, and makes it clear how they're using basic 3D models with added rendered details laid over top, and they really need to improve that one aspect, otherwise the animation and art have been fantastic.
Oh, it's fake 2d cg crap again.
I thought maybe Invincible would show more studios that the technology for creating 2d animation does indeed exist, but apparently no.
>B-but Storm is a woman.
Feigeverse, they always take the femininity, they always make them look like men, he must have hated seeing Scarjo with that fat ass in the Avengers, how that idiot hates women
Damn, Cyke got more cake, than both of them combined
The schizo is back
>blaming the defeminization of Marvel on the dude who put a scene to film where his head is between ScarJo's legs
This isn't your average, everyday moronation. This is... ADVANCED moronation.
the defeminization of Marvel on the dude who put a scene to film where his head is between ScarJo's legs
Try harder, you look like Feige gay, what do you do, suck his little dick to get a job there? It's strange if you're a woman and you defend the guy who killed marvel comics, killed marvel games and destroyed mcu and never did anything for marvel animation besides using 3d and not employing hundreds of animators, this guy is a cancer for the industry
Jesus Christ, you're deranged. You honestly expected the black suit to make it into the movie? The moralgays would have torn the film apart, and that's assuming the Disney suits approved it in the first place. You're right that the MCU has had the sex drained out of it, but out of everyone you could scapegoat, you pick Feige? The guy who approved stripper-stewardesses on Tony's private jet in the first Iron Man?
I still don't see how it's even relevant to the cartoon.
Like Halle Berry playing Storm in X-Men 2000 movie produced by Kevin Feige, this guy never liked comic books Why he produces capeshit? 10 years of mcu? it took 10 years for people to get tired of all his nonsense, Feige removes what makes comic books great, women being sexy, powerful, but for him women have to dress like men, have an androgynous body and treat men like shit
humiliation ritual
Do you just read comics for the sexy women? It's one thing that makes comics great but not the only thing.
>Do you just read comics for the sexy women?
Yes, straight men and straight boys do this 'it's one of the reasons DC and Marvel are what they are, just as the sexy actress of 50s lifted Hollywood and the lack of them today is killing Hollywood, oops, did anyone mention that Captain Marvel was canceled 14 times after she stopped wearing the leotard and stopped being sexy? the best thing about the fall of the Disney, MSHEU and Feige is knowing that women have turned their backs on all this shit
>Yes, straight men and straight boys do this 'it's one of the reasons DC and Marvel are what they are
Ah yes, all the people reading SuperMAN were reading for the WOMEN
>Ah yes, all the people reading SuperMAN were reading for the WOMEN
Correct.
Imagine simping for women and ignoring all the shenanigans Jimmy Olsen got into
80+ years of awesome comic action and this is what you focus on?
>80+ years of awesome comic action and this is what you focus on?
80+ years of Lois always being a hot b***h, yes.
Was she training her body in order to survive taking the SUPERwiener?
Dumbbell curls for cradling and lifting kryptonian balls
If women have turned their back on it why do you still call it the M-She-U?
No unsexy woman was ever good-
Not idealized bodies = bad.
Deal with it. All art ever made agrees with this point
>No unsexy woman was ever good-
Gypsy from Mystery Science Theater exists. A woman doesn't need to be sexy to be good.
Name one people actually remmeber
>A woman doesn't need to be sexy to be good.
lmao, wrong. And it's true for men too.
It's more about being idealized. It's just that idealized bodies are inherently sexy
>lmao, wrong. And it's true for men too.
Because Homer Simpson is so obscure amirite?
My bad. Caricatures and and characters we are supposed to make fun of can look not idealized.
For comedic purpose.
But they will never be cool or taken seriously
>anon admits to finding men attractive
>Not idealized bodies = bad.
>Deal with it. All art ever made agrees with this point
If that were true, why do so many American shows have fat protagonists as the leads? Try dealing with that.
Such as? I don't watch moder american shit. And if true then they are all bad.
>The Simpsons and Family Guy are modern
>No unsexy woman was ever good-
I'm trying to think of substantial and impactful characters but all I can think of is Martha Kent and Aunt May. That's my lack of scope but, there you go.
You have no fricking clue what you're talking about. Feige was an "associate producer" on X-Men 2000. Do you know what that means? It means he was a fricking assistant to one of the actual producers, Lauren Shuler Donner. Feige was the one person on set who encouraged actors, mainly Hugh Jackman, to read the comics because Singer thought they were childish.
>Feige was the one person on set who encouraged actors, mainly Hugh Jackman, to read the comics because Singer thought they were childish.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
From Hugh Jackman himself:
>"By the way, comic books were banned on the set. Because Bryan Singer had this thing that people would think – he really wanted to take comic book characters seriously as real, three-dimensional characters. And he'd go, 'People who don't understand these comics might think they're two-dimensional.' So no one was allowed. It was like contraband. I'd never read X-Men, so people were [slipping] them under my door, I'm having a look, I'm reading these things. I'm looking and going, 'These are brilliant, look at the physicality!'"
[. . .]
>"I would go into [eventual Marvel Studios president]Kevin Feige's office, and it was wall-to-wall – not only comics all over the wall, like posters, but about 600 figurines of different characters. And I'd be like, 'What should I read?' And he'd say, 'You've gotta read this one. And you've gotta read the Japan. And you've gotta read the origins.' So he was slipping me stuff, and we've stayed friends ever since."
The sad part is, your earnest response will just be ignored.
Do you just hop from thread to thread posting the same pictures?
>he was a fricking assistant to one of the actual producers, Lauren Shuler Donner.
Relation to Richard Donner?
Yup, Donner's wife.
They dignifAI'd her 🙁
>Scarlett Johansson
>Fat Ass
My brother in christ, go outside and look at real women for once...
See
Read comics for real women moron
>Read comics for real women moron
What the frick does that mean? Also nice goalpost moving, the point was people like to see Lois be hot in Superman comics. If you don't understand that you're either a gay or moronic.
You're actually homosexual.
>Two women sitting on Op's bed
>See's a gay black man
OP confirmed homosexual
Prime Mohawk Storm was always rather butchy though. They toned it down over time to the point the haircut means nothing but still.
>why is there no le big epic action fights and explosions going boom?
I know it's supposed to be in the 80s, but that doesn't mean you still have to act like you're the same age as you were then.
>Cinemaphilentrarians turning against Mohawk Storm just to have something to gripe about
>calling a pregnant redhead ugly
never change.
Oh frick off.
The people complaining have never interacted with anything X-men related in their lives. It's culture warrior losers who see this show as another battle ground.
I remember when we used to laugh these fake morons off the board
Complaining about X-men? NO TRUE FAN WOULD DO THAT
Let's suck corporate penis please it's so yummy
>Complaining about X-men? NO TRUE FAN WOULD DO THAT Let's suck corporate penis please it's so yummy
You stick out like a sore thumb complaining about "corporate penis".
So do you with your no true scotsman fallacy
>f-fallacy!
How about you fellate my wiener and frick off outsider.
No thanks I'm not a Gisnep employee
Damn shame too, you'd at least have an interest in comic and cartoons if you were.
>Gisnep employee
>interest in comics and cartoons
lmao you really are a shill
I mean, what can be said about someone talking about "corporate penis" when the series is simply adapting an arc from a comic book? The true scotsman knows where the elements being criticized came from, so they are a non-issue of the adaptation. It is fair to say "I do not prefer this look on Storm", but to say that "This look is indicative of a woke agenda and if you don't agree, you are sucking corporate penis" is not. Thus, you truly are no true Scotsman. Now, should the adaptation include elements not part of the original that stick out as weirdly contemporal, then we've got something to criticize. So far, we haven't.
I don't get the anons complaining about the "de-lewding" too. There are still skin-tight outfits and yeah some stuff has to be toned down a bit. It's Disney.
Those anons are recurring to a scene where Rogue was drawn off-model. She never had that big of an arse before or after. It's glorious, but its not her regular look, either.
Even on-model she had more of an ass than New Rogue.
Gambit's like
>Cher, where did your ass go!
Meanwhile, he's got 8 purple plums stuck to his stomach, hoping no-one will notice.
The old show went off-model in both ways, so?
I was mocking anon for harping on a scene with Rogue having a flat ass.
is the show going in the opposite direction. Both shows have her ass expanding and contracting based on the specific scene.
But they ultimately made a decision to shrink the ass. Compare this to
she had a flatass in that scene specifically because they were using a 3d model for the action scenes. didn't notice if she was that much flatter in the 2d scenes
I'm comparing model sheets to model sheets. They slimmed down her ass and thighs in 97, that's not a matter of opinion.
they did, but it doesn't look as bad as it were appeared to be once you see the cartoon
Her hips and thighs are the same.
Huh well
is right the problem is that the spandex is drawn more realistically instead of just being naked with bodypaint.
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO BRING UP FACTS?!?!?
IS COFFEE GOOD FOR YOU?
The 3D model doesn't come in until the wide shot where she powerbombs the Sentinel. Her straddling its thumb is hand-drawn.
It's not like it matter in practice, but I'm pretty sure an anon here did a comparison and the proportions are the same, it's just her suit detailing isn't the vacuum seal treatment (unfortunately).
Now that's disingenious against a black background, because the black stripes on her thighs make it seem like she has sticks for legs at first glance. I know this is a picture for ants, but you can clearly see she got da boom booty.
Sunspot's outfit looks like a fan creation of what they thought it would've looked like in the 90s. Also, I miss Bishop's mullet.
Same. Fricking love mullet Bishop
Magneto looks like he is wearing lipstick
Clearly designed by women and gays
Don't think so, chief, the new episodes grace us with a shot right up her crotch that also shows off her butt and the fabric is eating into it harder than in the on-model sheet.
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I'm really starting to think there are legit shills on the board
>starting to
They've been here for years.
Not shills. Three types of people:
OP is a shit poster
Some normal people that actually want to see the show done right.
And the rest are a bunch of moronic, super-emasculated, malding men that have never done anything masculine in their entire life who think defending slop and supporting disney will somehow get them a crumble of pussy. When all it really does is announce how pathetic and feeble they really are. These are same fat fedora wearing homosexuals from years ago who used to say "why do girls go for all the jerks?" but now have been brow beaten so far down, they'd rather act like women themselves.
Its just proof that two worlds exist, the real world, and this gay worthless internet world.
>Some normal people that actually want to see the show done right.
Delusional FOMOs
It started with a disingenuous argument to begin with, so all sorts of shit gets thrown around.
>so they are a non-issue of the adaptation
They are, which is the point. The assumption that everything is tourists and that no true fan can get mad at these things is moronic in the best case scenario. It's always the same angry butthole too, you can tell from the typing style.
You never read X-Men and you need to Go back
Are you saying the X-Men would defend the Cambodian Killing Fields?
>>so they are a non-issue of the adaptation
>They are, which is the point
No, the character's looks aren't a problem with the adaptation, as they, at least, are very faithful. If the plot gets changed and bent out of shape (outside of the steps that must be taken after accounting for the deviations the TV series already took in the past) to present a different or too contemporally handled message than the original did, then there's room for critique.
>the character's looks aren't a problem with the adaptation,
Lol.
Desexualization
>It started with a disingenuous argument to begin with
This was the OP
black gay man and ugly pregnant ginger talk about their feelings in 10 FPS.
>Here's your X-men, bro.
This isn't the criticism of a fan, this is the shitpost of a culture warrior. Call em' as I see em'
>This isn't the criticism of a fan, this is the shitpost of a culture warrior. Call em' as I see em'
Why the frick are you that butthurt about shitpost then? You're a schizoid or something?
Anon, do you not see OP as a shitposter.
He literally just said OP shitposted
I'm not butthurt, stop projecting. I told OP to frick off, and I told the other anon who was responding in earnest that he was wasting his time.
Both me
You mean I'm not the real Jean??
>The people complaining have never interacted with anything X-men related in their lives. It's culture warrior losers who see this show as another battle ground.
I don't know if this is true, but it SOUNDS like pathetic cope so you should probably stop saying it.
I wont stop speaking the truth no matter how much it hurts your feelings.
>how something sounds is more important than whether it's true
At least you're finally admitting it, chud.
No it's very legit. IIRC she's supposed to be an Atlantean out of her own time and there's a panal in the introduction where some goobers talk about her being ethnically unique.
>The people complaining have never interacted with anything X-men related in their lives. It's culture warrior losers who see this show as another battle ground.
you can't meme
>The people complaining have never interacted with anything X-men related in their lives.
whelp, found the fat angry facebook user who pretends to be superior to everybody else online with the pencil thin beard and the obese "fiance".
We must have caught you at a break from trying to make a new EDH deck.
I always hated mohawk storm.
I mean, that's fine, you're allowed to have an opinion, but her looks have nothing to do with the series being "pozzed", as is insinuated in these threads. Sure, they'll pick and choose storylines to adapt that contain themes that suit them, but as long as they create faithful adaptations of those, who are we to deny them?
because you're gay
Who is this far lighter skinned brown lady with a mohawk? Surely not the black man in OP's picture
Because if there's one thing we know about Storm even within the same medium, her skin tone is always 100% consistent, right?
Looks pretty consistent to me.
>Unironically doing the "light skinned = feminine, dark skinned = masculine" song and dance in 2024
Lmao this isn't the 90s, just be a normal racist instead of doing this homosexual shit
She literally have a man figure most of the time in this scene and almost bald head doesn't help either. It has nothing to do with shade of skin.
I knew you'd go for the haircut next, but you conveniently disregard that they made it broader and more bouffant than in the source material, where it sometimes approached a pattern eerily similar to MPB. Storm is toned, she doesn't have a man figure.
doing the "light skinned = feminine, dark skinned = masculine" song and dance in 2024
I'm not doing that at all, I'm saying storm isn't a black woman, she's a brown caucasian with asian eyes. She's not just a generic black woman. And she's usually not that dark. She wasn't that dark in the original show this is a supposed continuation of.
>not wanting an athletic dark skinned queen to Colonize
Low test.
>>not wanting an athletic dark skinned queen to Colonize
I never said that either jesus christ you're as quick to put words in my mouth as you are to stick a wiener in your own. Stop fricking projecting to try and win whatever imaginary argument you're dreaming up homosexual. Storm isn't black. That's got nothing to do with if I want to frick black chicks or not. Storm isn't one.
>can only dream about colonizing low IQ nigresses because anyone with a brain avoids him or scares him off
Low test yourself.
>black women are brainless
Low test /misc/gays never touch grass or feminine flesh. SAD!
>humiliation ritual for females
>implies nigress aren't brainless
>shows them simping for wiener
You're proving my point anon. I don't care if you have a fetish but you don't have a cogent point.
She is literally a Black from africa she always was that ofc she is dark. Her skintone never was consistent
>She is literally a Black from africa
Wrong. Explicitly NOT Black. Learn your shit casual.
THAT'S the panel
thanks anon
and I believe they kept this pretty good in the cartoon
>Posting shit that literally nobody but Cinemaphiletards care about.
Keep coping, chud
>Doesn't care about Storm's origin
What are you doing in an x-men thread
Not reading your shit comic.
She's black, CHUD. Deal with it.
>She's black, CHUD. Deal with it.
Typical Black person can't read. No she isn't. It says it in those little squiggly symbols we call letters. The panel showing it is right there, moron.
Don't care, CHUD.
Nobody, not even marvel, cares which is why they abandon this garbage
Only Cinemaphiletards like yourself care lol
Are you still here gay, take the L. Storm isn't black and nobody cares, frick off. Cinemaphiletards isn't a phrase and if it was you're here that makes you one. Oh wait you're only paid to be here to shill your shitty show. Now frick off, tourist.
1. This isn't an adaptation of 80s comics, it's a continuation of the 90s TV show.
2. It looked bad in the comics too.
It doesn't fit with Ororo's maturity at this point either.
Isn't Storm having blue eyes a bit problematic?
im surprised she doesn't have vitiligo at this point
in her original design she has black skin but caucasian features and straight hair, with asian shaped eyes, she's meant to be very multiracial looking and out of place no matter where she goes. that gets lost in recent years where lazy artists just make her a black woman.
I know. I was just trolling.
i know, but i just learned that today and i wanted to feel smort
The description of her sounds like they wanted her to be Tutsi or Ethiopian
What, is she like a mutant or something?
Why do chuds think pretending to be an over-the-top leftist strawman will somehow make them correct? You just look moronic
>Why do chuds think pretending to be an over-the-top leftist strawman will somehow make them correct?
They think people will believe that they're actually leftists, because chuds assume everyone is at least as moronic as they are.
Why do you keep talk about horse mutants?
are you a moron or something?
Believe it or not, anon is quoting an actual statement from a real person. Something legitimately does find colored eyes on black women problematic.
Black skin, white hair, blue eyes is what makes the perfect black woman.
Only if you're racist
No, black people are allowed to do anything always
Shut the frick up
Storm is pure sex no matter what context she's in
Why only Storm got this drastic change of look and nobody else? What's wrong with her previous mom look?
Storm always changes her looks
Rogue got her ass deleted. Morph became an alien. Bishop has short hair now.
Storm already had that look in Series 4 of the series this is a continuation of. And it's also one of her looks from the comics.
What are you going to complain about next, Magneto wearing pink? Also lifted wholesale from the comics.
>Morph became an alien
echoing his Age of Apocalypse counterpart.
>Bishop has short hair now
That's also in keeping with the progression of comic-accurate looks. Currently, Bishop is even bald.
I told you anon, they don't care, they don't watch, they don't read. It's all a pretext for the war.
That's why we should counter every thread with evidence to the contrary. It doesn't matter if they care or not, it's about people coming into these threads uninformed and getting the wrong impression.
As I said, I wholly believe Disneymarvel will pick and choose storylines that adapt themes that suit their beliefs, but as long as they do it faithfully to the comics, the perceived problem lies with the comics of 40-50 years ago, not with a woke agenda, and people in the know should emphasise that.
Fair enough, keep fighting the good fight then anon.
Comics are full of dumb bullshit like 60-70% of the time. Being accurate to it doesn't mean, its automatically good.
Mohawk Storm was in one alternate timeline episode and it doesn't have anything to do with new series. The only reason for this, is that black gay director wanted it, that's all.
>Mohawk Storm was in one alternate timeline episode and it doesn't have anything to do with new series. The only reason for this, is that black gay director wanted it, that's all.
The next two episodes of the series are called "Lifedeath", like the story Mohawk Storm first appeared in, anon.
>Comics are full of dumb bullshit like 60-70% of the time. Being accurate to it doesn't mean, its automatically good
Sure. But Lifedeath is a well-remembered classic among comics readers.
Sure, but don't you think it's convenient that only Storm and, i guess, Rogue, a little bit, changed at all? I mean, X-men characters have thousands of costumes and unique looks. I'm sure, storm's arc isn't the only one they got from comics.
>Sure, but don't you think it's convenient that only Storm and, i guess, Rogue, a little bit, changed at all? I mean, X-men characters have thousands of costumes and unique looks. I'm sure, storm's arc isn't the only one they got from comics.
As I keep saying, they'll pick and choose arcs from the comics that suit them. Hopefully, they manage to integrate them into the running story in a way that feels natural. The important bit is that they remain as faithful as they can to the original stories, don't overblow any messages they're trying to send, and we're golden. They even have quite a bit of leeway with this series, because X-Men TAS could sometimes get very preachy and overt with their themes. After all, it was written for teens.
Morph changed, Bishop Changed. I would even say Jean changed too.
Talking about main crew, the ones that get namedropped in opening
I guess that's fair. Still think 97 gonna be shit, but hey, we'll see, i guess.
>Comics are full of dumb bullshit like 60-70% of the time. Being accurate to it doesn't mean, its automatically good.
Be fricking honest here, have you read Claremont's X-men?
>Currently, Bishop is even bald.
The sentinels stopped production of minoxidil in the future? Owari da...
Such is the sad life and times of Lucas Bishop!
Nope he has short hair
But kino bishop design will always be the Mullets.
>triggered white boy upset he's being replaced
>does nothing to stop it by b***h and moan
I don't see an issue
Replaced by who? moronic much?
>replaced?
Mutants aren't humans and that's cyclops child
Don't worry OP Storm is depowered on episode 2 and leaves the X men
Also real Jean shows up, so Madelyne Prior is fricking Scott and had Cable born
>first spoiler
But why tho. She's the black female lead and this is a Disney reboot.
TAS was animated on twos.
They're adapting Storm's 80s character arc where she got the mohawk, got wilder, lost her powers because of Forge's weapon, and had that tragic romance with him.
Ah.
I never got to that part yet.
Keep reading dude ,you'll see a lot more of Storm.
I will anon
And I'll keep waifugayging over her. Just like I did when I first saw the 2000s movies and Evolution.
Art is really nice
It's even better on paper.
So why do people say she looks Asian? It just looks like cat-eyes to me.
>So why do people say she looks Asian? It just looks like cat-eyes to me.
Because the writers wrote her as having asian eyes.
The idea was suppose to be that Storm didn't look wholly African, but a mix of all races. She had almond shaped eyes like an Asian woman, but they were also blue. She had a European looking nose and long straight white hair, but and African body, skintone (but even then, a much lighter brown), and lips. It was suppose to add to the whole "goddess" thing.
Eventually artists got lazy and she was just drawn as an African American lady.
Based reader.
homosexual
moron.
Storm in her classic costume, with the leotard, not in the cartoons, why does Kevin Feige hate the leotard so much?
Feige drew the comics in 1991?
God damn she's hot there.
because any gay (complimentary) adapting the X-Men would jump at the opportunity to do Lifedeath
Jean the Cuckquean
Actually there is a cuck in episode 2 is Gambit, Magneto cucks him literally
>Actually there is a cuck in episode 2 is Gambit, Magneto cucks him literally
Ah, another plot element from the alternative AoA timeline.
Dude I hate to break it to you, but back during the San Francisco/Utopia era in 2009-2011, Rogue and Magneto were fricking in the main continuity.
Don’t worry though, she later got back with Gambit and they’re currently married.
wasn't gambit fricking with a who in his mini?
lol, he got Magneto’s sloppy seconds
to be fair, they bot had each other sloppy seconds. it's quite a feature that she only had two well stablished boyfriends considering she's part of the x-men
Even before that Magneto and Rogue were a thing in the Savage Land. I'm just shocked this is even something they want to play with given all the Gambit fan boys this show made.
>I'm just shocked this is even something they want to play with given all the Gambit fan boys this show made.
You're really surprised that a modern western animated show has cuckoldry?
How is that even possible?
By virtue of there being precedent of it in the comics. Rogue and Gambit became estranged several times and Magneto and Rogue have fallen in love across multiple timelines, the main one included. Last time I remember was in the aftermath of AvX and PicRel is yet another instance.
But she can't have sex
Pretty sure condoms will protect any Rogue bf
>condoms would prevent any contact
Tell me you're a virgin without actually telling me
I don't remember how they managed in AoA (probably something about the magnetic field or involving a power nullifier), but she got pregnant there and had Charles Jr. I guess the most basic form of artificial insemination would work - just scooping Mags' semen into her womb by herself.
Wouldn't Rogue's powers kill the baby though? Or would the umbilical cord make it so her power register the baby as being a part of her, so it would be safe?
It would make more sense if she put on a power nullifying collar for the sex and pregnancy.
>Wouldn't Rogue's powers kill the baby though? Or would the umbilical cord make it so her power register the baby as being a part of her, so it would be safe?
>It would make more sense if she put on a power nullifying collar for the sex and pregnancy.
Charles Jr. wasn't killed until the timeline was unmade. It's mutant powers, I ain't gonna 'splain shit.
Is he not like 20 years older than her?
AoA is disgusting trash. nobody rates that shit
It's canonical that latex works for Rogue and Gambit to bone, so I'd assume the same applies to Magneto. Also for a time I know Gambit was able to create a really light kinetic field around his skin so they could sort of touch, I'd assume Magneto could do the same with some hand waving
>light kinetic field around his skin
Magneto literally does this in the cucking scene.
wouldn't be surprised if Rogue's costume is a futuristic latex condom, that is both sensual and durable.
All that's missing is a condom mask.
they touch and nothing happens to gayneto, also offscreen cucking, now watch ZE SLOP PATRICK!!!
What, are they doing the trial of Gambit arc already or something?
Oh, they're actually doing that, more bold than I thought they would be.
Thank frick, I thought they were going to do some Woke-ified House Of M
>Also real Jean shows up, so Madelyne Prior is fricking Scott and had Cable born
who that jean remains to be seen she could be her future self not Madelyne.
noooo every woman has to be fat!
Here's your (You), chud
Storm really does look like a troon in this short. She's better in costume.
>Pregnant Jean on the bed with Storm with her mohawk
This is most of my sexual fantasies so thanks Disney!
The framerate is abhorrent, I don't get how anyone would think that looks good. Do they just enjoy looking at screenshots?
The framerate used to be so, so, so much worse back in the day. The intro keeps that framerate in some places, especially in the opening shot when zooming into the Blackbird's wienerpit onto Scott's visor.
funny how I was prepared to hate on this cartoon and the first and second episode were really good
didn't even think cyclops was capable of being cool other than the old comics anymore
>didn't even think cyclops was capable of being cool other than the old comics anymore
same shit
i only watched first episode and i think there they show the perfect textbook Cyke as (i think) many of his fans want him to always be (with few tweaks here and there depending on situation)
kinda refreshing
all they had to do to hook my up is make him cool again
and so far they did. dude was absolutely a protagonist and a leader
This is why we need more reboots.
I JUST WANT CYKE TO BE COOL AGAIN IN THE COMICS MAN
GOD DAMN
You don't read comics
how can I?
Reminder Anonymous, you have dedicated schizos and Marvel shills who'll say X-men was never good and that the quality of X-Men did not nosedive directly proportional to Disney trying to sabotage the brand so they could get it back
you're going to tell me that bendis and gillen are double agents from disney now?
The "Cyclops was right" era was the only timeframe Scott was cool
>This is why we need more reboots.
Said noboy ever (except woketards nobody like)
Gingers are never ugly
Cope
Poc and amerimutt opinions don't matter.
You know that Storm is a skilled fist fighter, right?
not gonna lie. that shit made me goosebumps
it was fricking great
This is toned woman. Shit in OP looks like drag queen at best.
Anon, they're the same.
>Cyclops first appearance
>Synthwave banger plays
I never saw the original series so I'm just going to assume that every major X-Men comic storyline or event from before the 2000s happened at some point before the events of the new show
if you read claremont initial run on the uncanny x-men you're pretty well versed in everything this series is based off
>Genosha
>Asteroid M
>Mojoworld
>Sentinels and Master Mold
>Hellfire Club
>Dark Phoenix Saga
>Four Horsemen of Apocalypse
>Days of Future Past
>Cable
You wouldn't be far off.
ahhh... remember when the x-men comics were cool?
Frick decimation
I don't care that she had it in the comics, that hair is shit. SHIT.
It's different when it's actually the 80s.
They gave her a long mohawk in TAS
Do they make out?
why the frick is gabit riding wolvering like an emu
So why was Blackgay director fired? Was he diddling kids or something?
I'm starting to believe he was cannibalized by his own tribe for demanding the cartoon to be faithful to the old cartoon and source material
At the very least he was an butthole, maybe like a Joss Whedon scenario
He had a public onlyfans account and was c**ty around the office. Most likely he already wrote 2 seasons and they realized they could fire him before contract negotiations to save money.
The announcent was unusually harsh though, straight up fired, company email was deleted, and banned from the show's premiere gala. Usually studios just say "x left due to creative differences".
He is a black, gay man. They gotta make it seem like he was creepier than Dan Schnieder to lessen the settlement.
Ironic considering Disney has worse candidates for a Dan Schneider.
Of course, which means they added morality clauses like NFL players as a quick contract out.
Probably more to that, considering how fast and wierd it happened. Also he had a double minority card, they wouldn't fire him just for being a c**t.
>Male
>Onlyfans
Is that possible.
Do they show feet or something.
Look up Dreamybull and you'll get an idea what Male Onlyfans might be.
a lot of it is fat guys, no idea why that's a thing but there's a lot of fat bastards on OF and Pateron
>He had a public onlyfans account
Everyone already knew that, they literally made articles about it. This isn't the reason he was fired.
>Hey baby, say Dad
>Daa..daa.
>Bud!
What the hell, Logan?
she's 100% giving into magneto's cause
if you know what I mean
All those BEIGNETS.
>ENOUGH WITH THE FRICKING BEIGNETS, YOU CRAWFISH FRICK!!!
JFC Cyke...
Gambit is a bit of an architect.
Masculine face
>Masculine face
Anon, you have to stop watching shemale porn.
>Frick em up Storm!
>beep boop omega-level threat detected
Yeah this is a fun show so far.
Cinemaphile once again seethed over a reboot that was good.
We need more revivals.
Gargoyles would be the next step but I heard Weissman went off the deep end with Young Justice
Still need something to make Cinemaphile seethe more
You forget the Netflix bait and switch tactic of having a good first and second episode and then going full moron the rest of the season.
Modern entertainment has earned a well deserved the cynical assumption of "Shit until proven Good"
I will be genuinely surprised if the creators of this show actually put their personal politics second to doing justice to the show it trying to continue.
At some point they'll probably ditch the 90s outfits and put them in something more modern
You have to be 18 to post here
Not an argument.
Neither is your post. Stop seething for one moment and learn to have fun. Maybe then reboots will stop giving you a heart attack.
Seethe as I'm happy to consume good stuff.
>good
considering your posts, you don't consider anything "bad."
>people still don't know what the joke with The Nerd Crew is
lol.. pretty sure you dont know what the joke is.
Anon there are people who think those Kelly comics are genuine takes and not just satire. The world is full of fricking morons who really can't see sarcasm or humor in any meaningful way. This place is no different.
The artist who makes the Kelly comics is a miserable butthole who made a character more likeable than he is just like every other time a lib tries to satirize right-wingers whether it be All in the Family or Judge Dredd or Starship Troopers.
>+$0.03 deposited into your account
well, it's disney fault how they can't keep the bad press shut
at least nostalgia is capable of making people curious to see if it really stinks
This is why nostalgia is valuable in animation.
It's valuable in anything, at least to some extent
it sure as hell was in this case. if they keep the first 2 episodes quality to the rest of the season, this cartoon will easily become a new metric
Shill, please.
keep seething, I had fun
>2 mouse bucks have been deposited to your account
Seeing shit like this gets on my nerves, because BlackRock is dangerous for many real reasons, putting minorities in media isn't one of them.
You're still here seething? What compels an anon to sit in a thread about things they hate or hours calling people having fun shills?
(you) farming, or to quench the thirst of socialization and attention whoring all while not actually believing what they're typing
This. No one wants original ideas; reboots satisfy people because that's what they know. And we've had pretty good reboots this past decade.
>And we've had pretty good reboots this past decade.
Things that never happened
No reboot was ever good.
And nothing made by you was ever good.
You are just here to shill your latest woke downgrade
>No reboot was ever good.
Facts.
The Jetsons reboot from the 80s was good.
Cyclops legit yoloing from 20k feet up was fantastic.
Such a Queen.
Their poses were all so cool when they landed too.
funny how they made storm's face true to the original claremont vision
remember when he said she was a mixture of various ethnicities?
RIP Gambit my boy
How did we survive in the 90s without NTR
This! I was so sad we never saw NTR pop up again after the 2000s. Shit sucked.
you should've known this was only meant to appeal to gays and enbies anyway
I wonder why they make the hair swirl up like an ice cream swirl
I choose to believe a woman is behind that X post
>supports pedophiles
>shits on people having fun
What the frick is his major malfunction?
MANY SUCH CASES!!
>Ron Stoppable is Donald Trump
Never thought I'd live to see the day
Why does every black woman have to be manly and have that stupid haircut?
basically no one in the industry now knows how to design hair for black people it's the same with the side dreadloc fade they give every black guy
Blame Grace Jones.
Girl power
Am I the only one who thinks Jubilee's new haircut is way better?
fellow Jubilee enjoyers rise up
Let's hope there will be no vampires involved
we don't talk about the vampires
Only time Jubilee has ever looked bad was in Evolution.
Nah Jubilee looks cute here but it's not the Jubilee we remember unfortunately.
>put in Jubilee but make her design less...90s
>NO WAIT NOT LIKE THAT
Evolution was a monkey's paw of a show at times
>the leotard-poster is here
motherfricker do you have a job
i swear, you're in every fricking thread that even tangentially mentions the MCU, I'm surprised you haven't posted that Carol/Brie side-by-side comparison yet, frick me
yeah, i'd prefer some more flair and source material accuracy too, but you don't have to shit up every thread about it
What's weird is that's b***hing about costumes that come from the comics and were used in the 90s cartoon. Did Feige mindbreak him so much that he thinks he's behind all full body coverings?
Why all this talk and then sound so gay? It doesn't sound like two women talking
Wasn't the showrunner a gay man?
Invincible stole all the thunder from X-Men 97. That's crazy.
nobody cares about invincible after they cut the season in half, anon
why does Cinemaphile hate some of the straightest cartoons like this and Superman?
Nice try shill.
Anyone with download links? I refuse to pay for Shitney +
How old is Jubilee in this series?
Robbie's age bracket.
if there's one thing I don't like is that some characters have defined lips and it's so weird
Seems we have to scare off the neopuritans that are trying to take over our kind board. We're not letting that happen.
They will not win
Every time FOMOs force themselves to eat around shit, these homosexuals win.
I don't know what FOMOs are but they can go frick themselves.
Fear Of Missing Out
You know the type
Is this 8 fps? Why is the animation so choppy?
It's ironically low FPS to be like the old thing.
Who's got the MEGA?
Jubilee calling wolverine a bozo is frickin hilarious
Ok zoom zoom
I hate Wolverine so yea
Cool theme pajeet
So you mean to tell me there's still no Iceman, Kitty or Colossus, huh?
Gay Black, you had ONE (1) job...
>iceman
Too gay
>kitty
No one likes her
>colossus
No one will know who he is unless he does this
>No one will know who he is unless he does this
Well Morph doesn't do that when he changes into him, so...
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It was kino, everything was kino...../co will never recover from this
The animation looks atrocious.
Dont care about culture wars. Just give me a link, homosexuals.
No, ma'am
Sexy women go beyond culture anon. It's the life blood of society.
Jesus frick, get help coomer
Here you go
The number of boomer culture warriors arguing with each other over a show they hardly remember anymore is just so funny to me.
Right, they should be more like zoomers who defend a show they didn't even grow up with.
posting the best character in the first two episodes
will there be a psylocke or a emma frost to simp for him in this season?
They have the model for psylocke and colossus.
Cyclops literally trending because of this show. Were people truly waiting for a decent depiction of him that bad?
people like cykes more than I imagined
Astroturfing of the week means nothing
I'll fricking die from laughter if they will add Psylocke and she will be flat ugly asian manlet.
what?
She'll get modernized, bro, don't you know, can objectify women, so no leotards. She'll be that moronic Captain Britain version, that looks like a troony
Leotardbro, you never responded to this
. You will never question this non-existent narrative you've created for yourself, but you really should seek help.
Different guy, I'm afraid, I didn't give a frick about MCU or Faigi since Endgame. And not because of lack of leotards, just got tired of it.
Who you calling a troony?
lol
lmao
Holy shit, someone got paid for designing this
Alan Davis I believe
>Damn girl you shit with that ass?
Leo-TARD don't look!
She had a cameo in the episode you blind pearl clutching homosexual
Would you, Cinemaphile? Would you?
>asian psylocke
they're crusin for a cancellation with that nonsense I you hwat
Nobody cares about non-Asian Betsy
Psy looks good, but frick that "animation."
not a fan of the "shaky cam makes up for lack of talent" style of animation?
Fake AND gay. Put them in the show for real.
Feige has already ordered her to wear pants and cover her arms in the new X-Men run, she was like the last of the Mohicans but now it's over
How is Feige involved in the comics division?
Shut up and get mad at the left.
Hey Feige schizo, you never properly replied to
or
.
What's the matter? Facts clashing with what the voices in your head tell you?
Take me back
>still no link
Forgot the last time this fricking website was useful instead of the usual sperging for dumbfrick reasons
Maybe if they stopped taking away our sexy women and stopped making capeslop, we'd be inclined to help.
What an exhausting life you must live.
She's not going to sleep with you for defending goyslop on facebook or Cinemaphile bro. But you'll be a very close friend.
>cyclops does something cool
>wolverine fans have a mental breakdown on twitter because everyone’s jacking off cyclops right now
Mental manlets
false
it is converting wolverine fans into cyke fans
Wolverine is getting a movie this year so it's not like both fans aren't getting attention.
true. I'm certainly well served. just wished that henry cavill was cyke instead of another wolverine variant
>mfw am gigantic Gambit mark and all I'm getting is a cuck angle in the cartoon and maybe if I'm lucky a cameo in the Deadpool movie
no worries. gambit is currently the less fricked x-men in the comics
Just bring up James Marsden and the Wolverine fans will be fine
GAMBIT BROS... NOT LIKE THIS
GRIFFITH
Will there be Mystique-Impregnator in next season?
Is the new show some kinda motion tweened 2D or cell-shaded 3D? I can't tell and it's driving me nuts..
>complain about the animation
>no webm posted
What did he mean by this
ITSV and its consequences have been a disaster for the animation industry. People really got psyopped into thinking 8 fps looks better than full animation.
8 FPS would have saved Invincible
>doesn't know who Storm is
Pick up literally any comic
I mean, yeah, the only reason this can't be X-men is them not outright saying they "platonically" love each other and appreciate each other as "soul mates" and "coworkers" and how it feels good that they are inside each other's "destinies".
UPCOMING EPISODES
3. Fire Made Flesh
>When a visitor arrives at the X-Mansion with a dangerous secret that threatens Cyclops and Jean Grey’s relationship, the team is propelled into a tragic confrontation with immortal mad scientist Mister Sinister.
4. Motendo / Lifedeath – Part 1
>On her birthday, a nostalgic Jubilee is forced to relive the X-Men’s greatest adventures when an entertainment system transports her into a 16-bit videogame controlled by Mojo. Meanwhile, Storm approaches Forge for help to regain her powers.
5. Remember It
>As Genosha prepares to join the UN, select members of the X-Men head to the island nation to be honorees. Back at the X-Mansion, a behind-the-scenes press event risks airing the X-Men’s dirty laundry.
6. Lifedeath – Part 2
>Storm is forced to face her worst fears in order to free herself.
7. Bright Eyes
>Cyclops focuses the X-Men on finding Bolivar Trask. However, when the team locates the inventor of the Sentinels, they realize they have all been played by a mastermind.
8. Tolerance is Extinction – Part 1
>The X-Men must unite to face a new threat.
9. Tolerance is Extinction – Part 2
>The X-Men work to settle the score before it is too late.
10. Tolerance is Extinction – Part 3
>The X-Men’s dream is put to the ultimate test as mutant-human relations reach a tipping point.
>Genosha
>Mojo
>Sinster
So are they going to touch on storyline that came out after the original series proper? I'd give my left nut for a proper adaptation of Morrison's run but doubt Disney would let them establish Genosha just to have it nuked like a day later
kill all muties
The moment I realized Cinemaphile knew nothing about X-Men was when I saw people actually defending the Azazel origin for Nightcrawler
>thinking Claremont's original idea for Nightcrawler was moronic means you know nothing about X-Men
Nice try shill
Then why not ask to go back to the Baron Wagner origin instead of constantly bringing up Azazel?
They have shill; Cinemaphile isn't a hivemind. You just conveniently left that out to suit your narrative.
>Cinemaphile ISN'T A HIVEMIND THAT'S WHY EVERYBODY WHO DISAGREES WITH ME IS A SHILL!!!!!!!11!!!!!
You brought up people not knowing X-Men first. Randomly trying to demoralize people comes off as shilling.
But please, continue to deflect.
I'm sorry for lacking good faith after seeing so many posts of people pretending that The Draco was good both here and outside Cinemaphile just for culture war reasons
Nobody has defended Draco outside of just saying the newest retcon was stupid and that's completely unrelated to the cartoon.
For someone who supposedly hates culture wars, you're bringing up random bullshit pertaining to culture bullshit. Claremont's idea was shit, big deal.
>Nobody has defended Draco outside of just saying the newest retcon was stupid
Now that's just a lie
Cry wolf more.
I thought X-Men TAS fans didn't even bother with the comics.
You're thinking of DCAU fans
No, X-Men TAS fans (at least the Gen Z ones) have admitted to not caring about the comics and can't name a single post 2000 storyline.
Which makes bringing up Draco a bigger nonsequitir; most fans only know the Baron Wagner story.
aren't most of the post 2000 storylines absolute shit on a stick?
like what did we get, dead future featuring beast, dead future featuring the chicken mutant, alternate cyclops from a dead future, dead future featuring Hulk, and Jean gets cucked.
>Jean gets cucked.
I would think cuckqueaning finally getting rep would be notable.
drowned out by gay iceman
oh and Xorn
Okay, but does Magneto have his power to summon the Brood from the ground in this?
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I hate ideologized gay shit as much as anyone, and this isn't it. I was honestly expecting Disney to kill off every white guy on the show in the fiest episode and Bishop would start fricking jean, but I didn't notice any sort of forced messaging. I watched all the OG episodes when they aired and I think this is a great continuation.
Thanks DeMayo
Why are people calling Storm mannish when she looks like Storm? Got those big Pink Flamingos eyebrows and everything.
Welcome to the Culture War, anon, where everything except a naked long haired woman cooking and cleaning the house is masculine and if you disagree you're a shill
This looks like Storm to you?
Hank Hill tier ass
Disney is very, very gay, always has been really except now they're allowed to be gay instead of having to hide it with caked up princesses they get to make 12 year old boy lookin ass women
Yeah. Looks like one of those androgynous BWS or Paul smith storms
lol why is the west like this?
>not knowing BWS
I thought it was fine. Animation's kind of jank at times and the art style looks kind of...off as a whole, and yeah Disney's scared of the slightest hint of sex appeal so everyone's ass is comically flat but who cares, the comics still have plenty of butts. Otherwise it was fine.
There's somwthing very wrong with these digital light sources.
>Blinded by nostalgia
I love outrage posting please do it again tomorrow and the day after
Who's Jean pregnant with? Cable or X-Man?
Cable. They might even have this tie into MCU stuff (just like every other one of these little side-projects inevitably do).
Bishop, because frick you.
Discussing x-men in the following weeks is going to be hell
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FRICK YOU AND DIEEEEEEEEEE
Honestly, X-men as an idea is pretty boring. There are only so many ways you can portray "this poor mutant being abused"