>too bad you can't see, you blind bitch. What the hell was her problem?

>too bad you can't see, you blind b***h
What the hell was her problem?

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  1. 2 years ago
    dave's bleeding

    Nice thumbnail you got there, farn

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      heh

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >THE DRAGON PRINCE

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Avatar is now rated M. Cursing, violence, and nudity is allowed. What changes?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      nothing
      except Toph occasionally forgets to wear clothes but no one comments on it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >blood is added
        >Sokka constantly curses
        >Toph makes several jokes about guys dick sizes using her bending sight
        >Ty Lee isn't as subtle about her sex life, neither is Iroh
        >Aang has several nude scenes, because hippie air nomad tree hugging bullshit about being one with nature etc
        >Appa actually gets balls, seriously the dude deserves them he literally carries the show
        Oh and Meng(Ming?) doesn't just call Katara a floozy.

        Realistically: what are the odds that Toph is not a virgin?

        This is a somewhat stubborn and impressionable young girl who has been interacting with big, gruff, rough-and-tumble professional fighting types for years now. Those types aren't often delicate about a lot of things.

        With her earthbending, she wouldn't have been raped. But what are the odds that SOMETHING happened, before the Gaang even meets her? Given the environment that probably surrounded the Earth Rumbles, it's not out of the question. I know the thought of that's kind of icky, given her age, but it's also not unrealistic.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          In canon? Zero. We see how awkward she is when she gets flustered, she wouldn't be like that if she had experience. But it's a kids show. If you want to age things up rating wise she would have fooled around, though given her hygiene, probably wouldn't have gotten to fool around much.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            why are her boobs so big?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >not recognizing the Melon Lord
              ngmi

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Most those guys might be rough and tumble and not be willing to go lightly on her in the ring but they probably have a type that isn't a flat brat and also probably have a soft spot for kids.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      We get to see Ty Lee's outfit dig into her when she contorts

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Instead of a circus, Ty Lee works at a cabaret and is basically a pole-dancer

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing really. There are just more explicit war scenes, and Zuko probably kills a bunch of people.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >blood is added
      >Sokka constantly curses
      >Toph makes several jokes about guys dick sizes using her bending sight
      >Ty Lee isn't as subtle about her sex life, neither is Iroh
      >Aang has several nude scenes, because hippie air nomad tree hugging bullshit about being one with nature etc
      >Appa actually gets balls, seriously the dude deserves them he literally carries the show
      Oh and Meng(Ming?) doesn't just call Katara a floozy.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The air nomads having a different view of romance and sexuality than the other nations is a fun idea.

        >Aang is still shy against Katara out on a date
        >But he has no problem sticking his hand down her pants and fingering her, cause making someome feel good just something friends do

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Shit man, it ain't romance. It's just exploring what you were born with. It's like kissing the homies. What, you're gonna get all uncomfortable because the kid is appreciative of Sokka? He ain't trying to wine and dine the mother fricka. He's just doing what done feel right. It's just a homie kiss. And it's just a lil finger fun. C'mon.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not a lot. Except you know that Azula has a disturbingly high body count.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Azula is an angry incel

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          100% she spills her spaget all over the place in that beach episode, that's why she goes into an incel rage and burns the house down

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Mai actually gets to hurt somebody with her knives

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      More brutal fight scenes with actual casualties. I don't recall the show using even baby swears so probably nothing beyond PG cursing unless the goal is to be edgy.

      Much more sex and nudity though. Sokka and Yue have a sex scene, as well as Zuko and Mai. The joke with Zuko walking in on Sokka, who is expecting Suki, is now explicitly just him walking in on them in the middle of frickin and everyone being embarrassed. Azula gets to 3rd base with the Ember Island Chad before scaring him off and she's nude in that scene where she goes crazy. Also the night clothes she wears to seduce Zuko are much more revealing. All the characters get gratuitous bath scenes. Genitalia is obscured but everything else is on full display.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ty Lee's 'flirting lesson' with Azula winds up more like How to be a bawd

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Toph can call Katara 'sugar breasts' instead of them having to change it to 'sugar queen' or 'sweetness'

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        And instead of "twinkle toes" she calls Aang "little homosexual".

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      lots more airbenders in korra's era.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >the beach episode

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      animated version of the nudist rewrite fic, I guess

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The fighting will be more like in Castlevania

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Avatar with Castlevania levels of violence and writing would be god-tier

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, it's a shame Sypha can't do earth bending, as I'd like to see her crush people with rocks.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They'll depict Asian royalty structure more accurately and give the Fire Lord and the Earth King concubines.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Man do I miss BasedDesire

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Aang would actually say "Fricking idiot" in this scene

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Sokka calls Azula a b***h
      >Zuko calls Azula a b***h
      >Aang calls Azula a b***h
      >Katara calls Azula a psycho b***h
      >Toph calls Azula a stupid b***h
      >Suki calls Azula a b***h
      >Mai calls Azula a b***h
      >Ty Lee calls Azula a b***h
      >Iroh calls Azula a crazy b***h
      >Azula calls herself an unloved b***h
      >the running joke is Azula is a b***h

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Ursa calls her an incestuous b***h when she allucinates

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    bullying the flat chested blind girl.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it's called bantz, Toph will get too wienery if you don't occasionally remind her of the beauty and resplendence of life permanently denied to her for being born wrong

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This was pretty out of character, that was a really sinister thing for her to say. I wonder if the writers meant she couldn't see the stars because of the tent and they just forgot about the blindness?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, I think she was just being snide about Toph hiding away in her tent. Everyone repeatedly forgets that Toph is blind.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Iroh seems like the type of guy to hire prostitutes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Iroh is such a nuanced, complex character with such an interesting story and backstory that we sometimes forget that he is also the Avatar universe's canon dirty old man.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        its why he such a great character. he has his crooked side.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >refusing to contribute to the fight also fulfills his duties as a grandmaster of the white lotus
        >everyone just thinks he's being a dirty old man
        >really he just gets to lay on his back as a human pillow for a beautiful woman who is currently helpless

        What's he gonna do? Let her lay on the harsh stone tile? It's not like he's groping her or some shit, motherfricker's just laying down.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >I think he's known as a pervert at least from Zuko's perspective with stuff like when he said that quote of the girls from Ba Sing Se being pretty, but he's respected among his ppl at least until book 3

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Zuko occasionally gets back to his room on the ship to find random half-naked girls
      >Has to throw them out and tell Iroh to stop hiring prostitutes for him

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    We get to see Iroh's war crimes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Hey uncle, I've noticed that these history books in Ba sing se talk about about something called "the rape of Ba sing se"
      >Pay no attention to that Zuko. It's most likely a over blown story
      >Says here that fire nation soldiers raped a bunch of women at the end of the campaign. Some as young as ten.
      >Zuko, it's all propaganda. Just close the book
      >There's even an illustration of you in it. Uncle, why would you do this?
      >Look Zuko, losing your son makes you realize that you're free to start getting some again. And besides, nothing can beat that earth nation dicky Zuko. That was hotter than my Jasmine tea.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >nothing can beat that earth nation dicky Zuko

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >except burning Ba Sing Se peasants

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >"Too bad you can't see, you blind b***h."
    >"Too bad I fricked Aang first."

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >"Did he finish on your breasts? Oh, wait"

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >No he finished on my feet. There's a reason I call him twinkle toes!
        >Can you both please shut the frick up about how you frick Aang? I'm trying to sleep!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Aang as a huge sex hound is kind of a fun idea. Like, don't even change his personality. Just make it so that this sweet, gentle, somewhat passive kid also really, REALLY loves to frick. The more I think about it the more amusing it gets.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I feel like that would change the Kyoshi island episode with his fangirls quite a lot

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Also maybe the fire bending is more "fire-like" and isnt that much like random blasts from DBZ, so the audience gets to see someone burnt alive

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Katara as kind of a b***h is pretty funny.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Katara is a c**t and the very reason for my mysoginy

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