Top Boy

What did you think?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think op is a bottom boy

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who you callin boy?

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I learned a lot of black uk slang that I will use to larp as a roadman online

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gay as fuck

      What is the appropriate use of mandem

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the mandem are the fellas you hang out with in "the ends"

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wrong and suck your mum

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ur dun bruv

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              pussyole

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        mandem sounds caribbean

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They use these words on the show

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I can understand The Wire because America is a shithole. But the UK is a welfare-drenched surveillance state, why the fuck would you sling drugs for a living when you can live off taxes far more easily and also doing so sends you to jail immediately because of all the cameras?

          It is, Black British culture is literally just Jamaican culture

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            wasteman ting

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            *clicks teeth*
            Allow it, senpai

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              am I a newfag or is that filter actually new?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you are new, it's been there for like five years at least

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              More like
              >Oi senpai, i hear you wanna be the boss man, yeah? like big balls? that's a mad ting you know, end dat nonsense, bruv!

              am I a newfag or is that filter actually new?

              kek
              what was the original reason for the filter?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Everybody kept ending their posts with tbh senpai and it pissed off the mods. It was sort of like how making fun of zoomer speak became posting fr fr after every sentence

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                there was another part to it, I'm guessing it's ngl

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Its kiss teeth wagwam

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            dem cyaan ever take badbwoy fi idiot

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mad Ting!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      mi gyaldem a peng ting ya get me roadman ting you dun know

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >And then I truly was the top boy.
    >End credits roll
    I give it five bags of popcorn and six cold cups of soda.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OI PUSSIO
    I'LL LAY YOU OUT YOU KNOW
    DICKHEAD

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For the record, I could kill any British thug.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did you not watch the show? You're not gonna get a fair fight, you're gonna get clipped out of nowhere when you least expect it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >gets shanked

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      OI WOT U MAD OR SUMTING M8 CHATTIN DAT SHIT YEAH FUCKIN CUM ON DEN PUSSYOLE FUCKIN MERK U BLUD WOT

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This was what 50% of the posts on britchan looked like.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Haven't watched the new season. Season 2 started too weird, so i actually stopped the show. This show was pushed a bit much, but it's not that well written.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    was a bit shit, whole irish plotline goes nowhere , same with dushanes heart condition. sully was great tho

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oi Mate, so i hear you wanna be the nu gang leada, yeah? like big balls man, yeah? Mad ting i hear, foo! You gotta stop dat nonsense!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      More like
      >Oi senpai, i hear you wanna be the boss man, yeah? like big balls? that's a mad ting you know, end dat nonsense, bruv!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        senpai

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah i thought about the bruv bit, but it's not really a thing that black say i think

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Last season made me realise how shit everything was post-summerhouse

    last scene was kino though

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Watched like half of the first episode. This has to be the most “white people bad” show I’ve ever seen. It was mental.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Man immigration got Kieran, they're gonna deport him to fuckin Rwanda or someting
      >you're a fucking drug dealer, Fuck Kieran

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Let me guess, you also dropped The Wire because it was "liberal propaganda"?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No I dropped The Wire in season 2 because the whole dock storyline was unbelievably boring. Can’t see anything particularly liberal about that show.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Top Boy isn't any different position-wise from The Wire. It just tries to show that side of life, warts and all. That's not really an agenda. You could argue at any point that all the deportation in the deportation subplots were justified because of how much crime the associated people (Ats, Kieron) were involved in, a woke show wouldn't even allow that conclusion to be made
          >No I dropped The Wire in season 2 because the whole dock storyline was unbelievably boring.
          Nevermind, I can see I'm trying to convince a tasteless brainlet.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nah it was shit but that’s ok.

            I find it very unbelievable that there are british drug dealers. That country can't even have working knives and you are telling me there is a drug trade,? Bullshit.

            Mate it’s cold and cloudy all day every day, how do you think people would survive without drugs?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Are you denying The Wire is liberal propaganda?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It really isn't though, you're just easily triggered. The two main characters (black) are reprehensible and ultimately get their comeuppance. Kieran gets saved from deportation by his community and then immediately goes back to delaying drugs and other shady shit and is called out on it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Think they might have meant the first season episode. But you are right, its not "anti white" just anon being an autistic pol cunt

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Think they might have meant the first season episode. But you are right, its not "anti white" just anon being an autistic pol cunt

        All I saw in the first episode was some guy getting deported and every white British character being portrayed as evil. Sorry I couldn’t be fucked to continue watching that dirge.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >All I saw in the first episode was some guy getting deported and every white British character being portrayed as evil
          Perhaps because it was about the common proletariat (mostly black in those parts of London) being downtrodden and mistreated by the bureaucracy (mostly white, who are slaves in their own right) of the establishment. It doesn't come across remotely jarring or racially provocative to someone who has actually lives in that class of society.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Shit b8 m8. Black people aren’t downtrodden in England they’re fuckin worshipped.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Working class people are downtrodden in every wealthy society. That's how wealth is created.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >called out on it
        Do you actually think that one throwaway line is going to be registering in the minds of joggers and soibois?

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Last season ruined it, Was unrealistic as fuck (the last episode) on so many levels.
    They should have not spent the budget on the Paddy actor

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      mans patterned they Ps, fäm

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You need food to make p's bruv. Loads of food innit.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's right, when i com' in da pub, i wanna smash dem plates full of fish and chips, like i'm becomin' mad, m8. I'm fucking starvin' justalkin' bout it, innit?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        mi na make duppy in a broad daylight

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wagwan /misc/

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how the fuck did brian eno end up doing the soundtrack for this

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's surprising yeah...i like some of the tracks he did for it, but it's clearly an odd choice. Probably the producer or director being a fan.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where da food at man *kisses teeth*. I got bare p's blud.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I find it very unbelievable that there are british drug dealers. That country can't even have working knives and you are telling me there is a drug trade,? Bullshit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Most of it is run by the Albanians. But theres still some British gangs in Manchest,Liverpool and Birmingham running drugs.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >working knives
      Ironically the very people this show is about are grossly over represented in knife crime in the UK

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry, I don’t watch media with all-black casts. Nobody with whom I can identify, you see.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like we need some representation.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Its fake propaganda to make them out to be hardcore gangsters when uk morons are soft as fuck like the uk. You get benefits in the Uk, the slums in the uk arent bad at all. Its fake shit from fake uk rappers to realise their fantasy of being american gangsters .

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yep, we are a criminal worshiping country now and our youths need to make up reasons to be oppressed and commit crime

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Reminder that the Premier League STILL has every player kneel before every game for BLM.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I didn't need reminding of that but thanks

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Welcome

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I find it funny that the show features subplots about the government failing to deport someone, capitalists failing to uproot public housing, and the police failing to arrest more than one person after an entire undercover op

      Meanwhile The Wire features human trafficking, homeless life, and the police absolutely crushing a gang as soon as they fuck up once

      Being a poor black drug dealer in the UK is basically easy mode compared to the US

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Uk blacks have no identity, they look to the americans and copy everything they do but then just put their own west indian twist to it. They havent even been here in the UK 100 years lmao. They are a bunch of losers who knife up kids over 20£ bag lmao thinking theyre mega gangsta. The level of crime in the UK is nothing like america. They wish it was. Theyre trying hard to make all the areas theyre in shitholes and ghettos because its cool being from and living in the gutter with shit people to blacks. They are given even more chances and freebies than american blacks yet still complain lifes ard doe senpai coz im black doe innit blud.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The levels of violence on the show is absolutely ludicrous, at least past the first two seasons.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Last season felt rushed af and Stef did it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Naomi did it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah ra nell

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      was Jaq, innit? who else it gon be otherwise? Sully told her she ain't getting a pass, and she were all like, the road ain't for me anymore after her sister died. no one else woulda laid out fuckin Sully, you know?

      so she does Sully before Sully does her, and Dushane's already done in see, so there's no one left to come after her. it makes sense, bro.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yea Ik but I like to think Stef did it cus he didn't get the reaction he wanted so he did it by surprise

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's the impression I got. He witnessed Sully bullying that light skin brother making him piss his pants. He wanted to do the same to Sully but it didn't work, he got a speech instead. So he backed off and did it later on cause he wasn't gonna let Sully die on his own terms.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Yea Ik but I like to think Stef did it cus he didn't get the reaction he wanted so he did it by surprise

        That's the impression I got. He witnessed Sully bullying that light skin brother making him piss his pants. He wanted to do the same to Sully but it didn't work, he got a speech instead. So he backed off and did it later on cause he wasn't gonna let Sully die on his own terms.

        on an ambiguous ting innit ya get me

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Listen bruv I need a new dust filter for my Hoover Max Extract Pressure Pro model 60

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What would a Top Boy by Vince be like

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bet Jaq gives a bare rimjob still, stellar ting, innit blud

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    bomboclaat mi a tougher than a lion an all dat badman ting you get me

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      De badman is le madman (*smacks lips and makes a pop sound) fooooo ya is a bomba cat, yeah?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Mandem!

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    S1-2 is kino, 3-4 gets a bit too anime but still has some good moments like Punished Dris and Punished Sully. Haven't seen S5 yet.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      S5 is Bumbaclart

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    blacks really do shit up every single place on earth where they exist, without exception. god i fucking hate them

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Lotta bombaclats in dis thread

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      bare mandem in dis ends innit

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i would rather watch Bottom Boy so i could self insert UwU

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