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What would you like to see, Cinemaphile?
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I wasn't even interested in Top Gun 1, less so 2, and 3 speaks for itself.
Fpbp that homosexual actor on the left should be shot
Hangman, Phoenix, and Bob would be more interesting to follow. Imagine the fun shenanigans they would get up to.
>if we add a woman in a sports bra this homoerotic scene can't be called gay
>men playing team sports together is gay
I dont get how everyone calls top gun "homoerotic", can they not see people playing sports together without thinking of gay sex?
americans that see men more physically fit than your average 400 lb zogslop consumer mutt doing anything physically active together automatically envision it as gay because thats what their media pushes
your loss. maverick is probably the best american movie of the last 5-7 years.
Hey guys Tom here,
I really appreciate those kind words, bud. We really tried our best to bring you the best film we could. Thanks again for the support! We do it all for you frens!
>t. The Tomster
Thanks Tom. Love your movies, keep up the good work!
Tom, keep making troony and capeshits seethe
thank you for your worthless blog post
Miles Teller dying in the first 3 minutes of the movie
Top Gun 3: Gunning Season
>What would you like to see, Cinemaphile?
Hangman as the lead.
based H_NGM_N chad, I was pissed when he got reduced to a backup role on the last mission
Literally the savior of the mission.
I've got it Cinemaphile.
>maverick goes to help unspecified country (its obvious Ukraine or some other shithole next to Russia) that will actually take him on as a pilot
>because he's maverick he doesn't tell anyone he went
>country gets its shit pushed in, maverick is not heard from
>separately, US decides it needs to stop unnamed country (obviously Russia) from finishing the job on whatever poor bastards they were beating up, or they'll just keep going
>but must use last-generation aircraft so it isn't quite so obvious the US is getting involved
>hangman, rooster, and bob (and I guess whatever slag was flying bob around for diversity's sake, she wasn't too bad) go to save the day
>60 minutes of dogfighting
>hangman saves everyone's ass over and over again
>maverick shows up at the end to help out and the aggressor country decides to give up because it can't establish air superiority
>everyone plays beach volleyball with tall, athletic Ukrainian women
>bob's pilot woman looks incredibly salty at how tall and busty they all are
>credits
This way all the morons who care about Ukraine will suck Cruise's wiener when giving reviews and they can spend less time on whatever stupid woman he's chasing and more time on dogfights.
not bad
Not Miles "tryhard gaylord" teller for sure
Gay sex
>TOP GUN 3
I fricking hope not and this is coming from the guy who likes Top Gun Maverick.
What if we jumped back to like Vietnam or something
>F4U Phantom II dogfighting + Snake and Nape kino
>Endless CCR and Rolling Stones soundtrack
Best post I’ve seen on Cinemaphile all day
While we are talking about Vietnam, ever hear of the Lazy Dog "bomb"? Pretty scary
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lazy_Dog_(bomb)#:~:text=The%20Lazy%20Dog%20(sometimes%20called,0.7%20ounces%20(20%20g).
I would have suggested Korea (F7Fs, F9Fs, F-94s, Vampires, and MiG-15s) but TOPGUN didn't get started until 1969.
>USN
>F4 Phantom
Far more likely to be Crusaders and Intruders than the Phantom II
I didn't realise how much I needed Wild Weasel kino until this post
Top Gun: First Class
Shouldn't it be ensure
Tom isn't quite that old yet
Yeah but how the frick would Tom Cruise star it
Wasn't he also producer on Maverick? I was envisioning him continuing oversight but not being in it.
Are they going to make it woke? Eventually, they will drink the woke koolaid.
Another Ace Combat mission, Phoinex and emotions.
I like based Cruise but he’s getting a bit too old to realistically seem like a fighter pilot. Dude would be 61-62 by the time they start filming this.
could be a story of what plenty of real life retired pilots used to do, gets canned from air force, still wants to fly, goes to 3rd world shithole as a mercenary
maverick flying some shitbox MiG-23 could be kino
No, it's not happening. He just wants to do it.
yeah, more money for Tom!
Another soulless franchise is born
Bravo, Cruise!
But MI is really good
I would like to see it not exist and Tom focus more on drama again. Bring back 90's tom. Late 80's Tom. Charismatic acting in films with no action. PLEASE I'm begging you tom I know you're reading this.
I'd like to see both
he can do both
Little known fact it took Miles 10 month to grow the stach. But is was not good enough so Tom offered his pubic hair to help. Everyone was shocked by this generosity and when Miles heard about it he immediately agreed. Later he said that he was honoured to wear pubstache.
More white men saving the world.
Bob having sweaty sex with Phoenix.
Top Gun: Phoenix
Yeah he's had talks but Cruise will never make a third.
>please man, my career's dead if we don't do another one
>please man, I'll get right down on my knees and suck your fricking wiener right now man, please, come on, Whiplash was 8 years ago
Hope this brings back 80s storytelling in movies. The 30-50s style is hard to come by but the 80s style works for now.
should be about some world ending bullshit and top gun stands as the last bastion of humanity
Checkmate! Maverick's days are numbered!
The whole point of mavrick was this is the end drones will replace the need for pilots and maverick retired
Just recreate AC7 but with Tom Cruise then. Have him fight some drones at the end.
>drones will replace the need for pilots
>"talks"
they literally just talked. No concrete plans exist. It's a fricking clickbait article.
This is the definition of quit while you're ahead. You could go out like a legend after destroying Marvel for the year, or ruin it.
>after destroying Marvel for the year
it's like cruise just got up in the morning and took a giant piss all over modern hollywood, while laughing that goofy laugh and denying psychiatry. we don't deserve him lads, we just don't.
>libtoid muh poor Black folk and womyn propaganda BAD!
>goyslurp gayBlack person propaganda GOOD because planes go whiuuuuuuuuuuuuummmm!
For them propaganda is only good when it's alt-right
checked. also the army is the leftiest institution in america. they will drone you for burning a homosex flag
Have you done the research Matt? Have you done the research? Because I have Matt.
it's gonna be pozzed to make up for 2 not being pozzed
Tom Cruise sold out.
>Wow making a movie for an ip that we didn't touch for over 30 years made us money compared to those we redo every two years, wat now?
>Lets redo it every 2 years
>Genius
That's tardywood for you
>What would you like to see, Cinemaphile?
Tom Cruise goes rogue and bombs the World Economic Forum Davos conference.
Exclusionary white garbage.
>What would you like to see, Cinemaphile?
New things