every other line is a reminder the white guy and the black guy are brothers
it's a pile of shit compared to the rock
2 years ago
Anonymous
The script is admittedly shitty but the directing is the best work Bay's ever done. The constant freneticism and energy in the film is amazing. The Rock is probably a better movie overall but Bay's direction is miles better in AmbuLAnce.
You can go watch your mediocre retread sequel of an overrated 36 year old propaganda flick, just stop pretending it's somehow above all the other bullshit Hollywood is putting out nowadays.
Thanks for your permission capeshitter, I think I will do just that and go see it again.
2 years ago
Anonymous
good goy keep on consooming
2 years ago
Anonymous
troonys pretending to be polcels are fricking cringe.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I'm neither one but keep on throwing out buzzwords I'm sure it'll somehow change the fact that this is another nostalgia bait blockbuster for manchildren on the same level as Star Wars and Ghostbusters.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>good goy keep on consooming >I'm neither one but keep on throwing out buzzwords
take your meds
lmfao okay. enjoy your little 80s throwback forgettable summer dudebro trash. can you give me any memorable quotes from this one? nah, you can’t. it’s a forgettable reboot like TFA. meanwhile the left controls every institution that matters, is constantly gaining ground and making progress and even the height of right wing film making has a non white female pilot be one of the best in the world. that’s because they cater to us even when they cater to you. because we outnumber you, we have the final say and we are winning. you’ll cope and cry, but you know you’re constantly on the defensive and you act like that is the case constantly when your insecurity does impel you to gloat. this little chud nostalgia bait will be forgotten come the end of the year, it will not win any oscars, life will move on, and year after year politics and society will become more leftist. your kids, if you have them, will transition and have zero problem with gay people. non whites will continue to gain acceptance and have children with whites. this shit is escapism for you. hahaha, look at the religious cult manlet and his epic cool jets!!! oh man hahah the american military is total badass and 100% isn’t eclipsed by china!!! hahah! our way of life can’t be dying, look at this fantasy reality on my television screen! i’d say you won a battle in a losing war, but you didn’t even do that. you got milked for cash because of your pathetic idolisation of your past and that’s it. this is meaningless
all of this pasta is based except for saying that the us military will be eclipsed by china
chinese people are all chuds and our inclusive military will stomp them to the ground and force them to have their kids transition and finally solve their demographic problem
You’re right but for 2 hours I was back to pre-leftist dystopian america.
This movie is jingoism, planes, motorcycles, muscle cars, 90% white but colorblind, jukeboxes, Coca Cola from a glass bottle, rock and roll, green lawns, suburbs, and muscle cars. Everything that made America great, the only thing missing was church and baseball. No ugly blacks in my face (even the sole Latina girl diversity hire was cute), no subversion of expectations, no LGBtQIaAPPQRZ, no shared universe multiverse capeshit homosexualry, no orange man bad or BLM good. Attractive white leads.
And while we’re never going back to that, time, I appreciate this shitty cash grab took me back there. It’s the first movie to do it in over a decade
>'It's not the plane. It's the pilot' >'This is a nice moment. Let's not ruin it.' >'Let's hit the afterburner' (Maybe just because I'm a sailor). >Where am I?... Earth >Talk to me, Dad. >Their not invitations, Maverick. They're orders.
>>'It's not the plane. It's the pilot'
Heard this a thousand times in all possible variations >>'This is a nice moment. Let's not ruin it.'
Was decently delivered so whatever >>'Let's hit the afterburner' (Maybe just because I'm a sailor).
SHE SAID WHAT NOW??? moron
am I?... Earth
Decently delivered >>Talk to me, Dad.
Lol, see 1st one and you're a moron on 12
not invitations, Maverick. They're orders.
See above
Have you watched any other movies in your entire life?
>but it'll be the highest grossing film of this year unless Avatar really breaks out.
Nah Jurassic world will be. People really like those shit movies for some reason
>You can go watch your mediocre retread sequel of an overrated 36 year old propaganda flick, just stop pretending it's somehow above all the other bullshit Hollywood is putting out nowadays.
>Summer is in full swing
Tathan, wake and onewheel to the gates community pool you suburban poorgay. You’re mom told you to go outside, she is at the HOA meeting but she’ll be back soon. >t. you in 2 years
not to sound like a shill but if you don’t see this on a big cinema screen you are never going to really see it. that opening was pure kino to see blown up over an entire wall, sunset over the ocean as jets land and take off from a carrier. the dogfights truly felt awe inspiring with the sound and image of a theatre. if you can go see it in cinemas
Just saw this a couple of hours ago. It was amazing, and for me an absolute 10/10 in terms of nostalgia, entertainment, and enjoyment. For people who loved the original Top Gun or for anyone wanting to see a movie where they can just have a good time, they can't go wrong with this.
>rREEEEEEE ITS AMEERICAN GLOBPhomosexual PROPAGANDA REEEEEEE IM A PAJEET OR ARAB OR CHANG REEEEEEEEE LISTEN TO MY BADLY USED POLITICAL WORDS REEEEEEE REEEE REEEEEEE
It's really stupid, cheesy, lacks soul even for what it's supposed to be and really flat actually.
Le higher ups=antagonists
Le edgy unlikeable teammate, turns out he'd sacrifice for them, like brooo!
Le beautiful woman falls like soo hard for our hero instantly and acts all cheesy throughout
Le stoic legend hero bro underachiever who's not afraid of le chain of command
Le ebin murica frick yeah number 1
Le shot for shot callbacks
Le against all odds we winrar
Le funny humour hehe
Le mentor to these kiiids
Etc
Worth a pirate for some mindless spectacle on your big screen at 4k, moronic otherwise.
HAHA MULTVERSESSSSS MAN! DID YOU SEE WHEN THEY, THEY, THEY CGI HAD PIGEONZIR BACKFLIP KICK GASOLINEGOBLIN THROUGH THE FOURTH DIMENSION WARP HOLE?!???? OMG, THEN LIEUTENANT HOMOMEX THREW HIM INTO THE WINDMILL AND SAID, “POWER UP? MORE LIKE POWER DOWN!” >DUH I WAITED 34 MINUTES FOR THE TEASER
>At this rate it will beat Multiverse of Madness' domestic total.
By its second Friday, Dr. Strange had made 8% more. That's hardly insurmountable but don't pretend it's an inevitability.
Don't care, will not be going to see it. There's much better movies in theaters that are most likely better and well worth my money.
>There's much better movies in theaters that are most likely better and well worth my money.
Name 3
Crimes of the Future
The Northman
AmbuLAnce
Two of those aren't even in theaters anymore.
They are where I live, I just looked it up.
>Amperlamps
Na mate
It is, best action movie I've seen in years. Michael Bay at his absolute best.
every other line is a reminder the white guy and the black guy are brothers
it's a pile of shit compared to the rock
The script is admittedly shitty but the directing is the best work Bay's ever done. The constant freneticism and energy in the film is amazing. The Rock is probably a better movie overall but Bay's direction is miles better in AmbuLAnce.
Top Gun 2 was better than the Northman.
I highly doubt it
go see it and form an opinion then
The Northman is an 8.5/10 and this is a 9.5/10
I've already seen the two, both great movies. Top Gun is a great crowd pleaser but Northman is still my movie of the year.
also, movie scores are for gays who can't form an opinion
seething capeshitter
>NO!!! YOU CAN'T NOT WANT TO WATCH ANOTHER NOSTALGIA BAIT FRANCHISE FILM!!! Y-YOU LIKE CAPESHIT!!!!
>capeshitter resorting to all-caps no posting.
You can go watch your mediocre retread sequel of an overrated 36 year old propaganda flick, just stop pretending it's somehow above all the other bullshit Hollywood is putting out nowadays.
Thanks for your permission capeshitter, I think I will do just that and go see it again.
good goy keep on consooming
troonys pretending to be polcels are fricking cringe.
I'm neither one but keep on throwing out buzzwords I'm sure it'll somehow change the fact that this is another nostalgia bait blockbuster for manchildren on the same level as Star Wars and Ghostbusters.
>good goy keep on consooming
>I'm neither one but keep on throwing out buzzwords
take your meds
>take your meds
Name five homosexual
Already named 3 here
but if I really need to name 2 more then RRR is supposedly good and a theater near me is showing Ran from 1985.
He was one of the people that watched the re-release of Morbius.
all the testosterone from the movie would have messed up your hrt anyway.
Why is your self-worth tied to the box office gross of a film you had no hand in making?
>no hand in making?
he's white and the movie has white people in it HELLO it's almost like he directed it
lmfao okay. enjoy your little 80s throwback forgettable summer dudebro trash. can you give me any memorable quotes from this one? nah, you can’t. it’s a forgettable reboot like TFA. meanwhile the left controls every institution that matters, is constantly gaining ground and making progress and even the height of right wing film making has a non white female pilot be one of the best in the world. that’s because they cater to us even when they cater to you. because we outnumber you, we have the final say and we are winning. you’ll cope and cry, but you know you’re constantly on the defensive and you act like that is the case constantly when your insecurity does impel you to gloat. this little chud nostalgia bait will be forgotten come the end of the year, it will not win any oscars, life will move on, and year after year politics and society will become more leftist. your kids, if you have them, will transition and have zero problem with gay people. non whites will continue to gain acceptance and have children with whites. this shit is escapism for you. hahaha, look at the religious cult manlet and his epic cool jets!!! oh man hahah the american military is total badass and 100% isn’t eclipsed by china!!! hahah! our way of life can’t be dying, look at this fantasy reality on my television screen! i’d say you won a battle in a losing war, but you didn’t even do that. you got milked for cash because of your pathetic idolisation of your past and that’s it. this is meaningless
I don't even care about politics, I just hate MCU movies.
all of this pasta is based except for saying that the us military will be eclipsed by china
chinese people are all chuds and our inclusive military will stomp them to the ground and force them to have their kids transition and finally solve their demographic problem
A simple sneed would’ve sufficed
I'VE GOT THE SNEED
THE SNEED FOR SEED
Seethe and don’t forget to dilate.
you would be happier if you transitioned
it's never too late
>can you give me any memorable quotes from this one?
Yes. They’re called orders, Maverick.
You’re right but for 2 hours I was back to pre-leftist dystopian america.
This movie is jingoism, planes, motorcycles, muscle cars, 90% white but colorblind, jukeboxes, Coca Cola from a glass bottle, rock and roll, green lawns, suburbs, and muscle cars. Everything that made America great, the only thing missing was church and baseball. No ugly blacks in my face (even the sole Latina girl diversity hire was cute), no subversion of expectations, no LGBtQIaAPPQRZ, no shared universe multiverse capeshit homosexualry, no orange man bad or BLM good. Attractive white leads.
And while we’re never going back to that, time, I appreciate this shitty cash grab took me back there. It’s the first movie to do it in over a decade
>green lawns, suburbs,
That wasn't in the movie.
penny's house
driving to iceman's house
>lmfao okay. enj-ACK!
>'It's not the plane. It's the pilot'
>'This is a nice moment. Let's not ruin it.'
>'Let's hit the afterburner' (Maybe just because I'm a sailor).
>Where am I?... Earth
>Talk to me, Dad.
>Their not invitations, Maverick. They're orders.
Off the top of my head.
i especially love the part where he shouts racially charged epithets at his fat black butler
>>'It's not the plane. It's the pilot'
Heard this a thousand times in all possible variations
>>'This is a nice moment. Let's not ruin it.'
Was decently delivered so whatever
>>'Let's hit the afterburner' (Maybe just because I'm a sailor).
SHE SAID WHAT NOW??? moron
am I?... Earth
Decently delivered
>>Talk to me, Dad.
Lol, see 1st one and you're a moron on 12
not invitations, Maverick. They're orders.
See above
Have you watched any other movies in your entire life?
Enjoy pride month knowing that all America wants to talk about is this movie instead of you.
Nice bait bro, guaranteed responses
What? I’m hoping it beats spiderman overall. It’s got insane legs.
>It’s got insane legs.
That's the Cruise factor.
It ain't gonna beat Spider-Man but it'll be the highest grossing film of this year unless Avatar really breaks out.
studio will literally buy out theaters if needed to ensure avatar gets #1 box office.
Fox didn't need that but Disney does that
avatar will easily beat it
i dont think it will do nearly as good as the first one. probably still a billion
i think it will be less
who cares about avatar??
nooone
the whole shtick of the first one was 3d
it's guaranteed at least 2 billion, and will probably make it to 3 billion
Avatar won't break even.
What if it's rereleased for Veteran's Day
>unless
>but it'll be the highest grossing film of this year unless Avatar really breaks out.
Nah Jurassic world will be. People really like those shit movies for some reason
Makes sense because it has a more general appeal than whatever samey capeshit is being churned out atm
CAN'T BOMB THE TOM
biggest moment of sexual tension in the film
Rooster height mogging Maverick did something to my brain and pp.
>"Yeah, you gotta reach all the way in there. Up to the elbow. That's nice."
Okay
>At this rate it will beat Multiverse of Madness' domestic total
Nah
It's only been out a week that the percentage drop off has been good.
>Doctor Strange by the 2nd weekend: 292M
>Maverick estimated by the 2nd weekend: 289M
it probably will
Also it's ahead of The Batman and only 17 Million behind MoM at the same point in their runs, and it has way better legs than MoM.
It probably will. Doctor Strange dropped off massively.
OH N-
MARVEL ABSOLUTELY BTFO
hi tom, you have my approval to frick my mom. or maybe you have my mom's approval...
you must kiss the ring
which team colors is tom wearing?
Look up Lola VFX. Kek.
>You can go watch your mediocre retread sequel of an overrated 36 year old propaganda flick, just stop pretending it's somehow above all the other bullshit Hollywood is putting out nowadays.
>Summer is in full swing
Tathan, wake and onewheel to the gates community pool you suburban poorgay. You’re mom told you to go outside, she is at the HOA meeting but she’ll be back soon.
>t. you in 2 years
there is nothing else in theaters and theyre running an all fronts 90s style marketing campaign. if it doesnt break $1 billion its a flop.
It’s doing that easy
nice cope homosexual
damn capeshitters seething hard lmao
Cruisemissiles we keep winning
>tfw you're a marvel fan hearing people talk about Top Gun: Maverick.
>marveltrannies BEGGING him to be in dr cope 2
>tom turns it down
>they curse his name and call him an old fashioned moron
>instantly mogs them
God I'm gonna rewatch it in screen x today, what am I in for?
This was a cool vid.
I want to watch this but I'm too lazy to go to the theater.
Get out of the house
not to sound like a shill but if you don’t see this on a big cinema screen you are never going to really see it. that opening was pure kino to see blown up over an entire wall, sunset over the ocean as jets land and take off from a carrier. the dogfights truly felt awe inspiring with the sound and image of a theatre. if you can go see it in cinemas
Agreed. It absolutely needs a big screen with big sound. I also saw this in D-Box which for me was essential to the experience.
Getting thrown around in 4DX is an experience I will NEVER forget.
Sadly it was a small screen. If you have true 4DX near you it will be unreal.
Just saw this a couple of hours ago. It was amazing, and for me an absolute 10/10 in terms of nostalgia, entertainment, and enjoyment. For people who loved the original Top Gun or for anyone wanting to see a movie where they can just have a good time, they can't go wrong with this.
Inb4
>rREEEEEEE ITS AMEERICAN GLOBPhomosexual PROPAGANDA REEEEEEE IM A PAJEET OR ARAB OR CHANG REEEEEEEEE LISTEN TO MY BADLY USED POLITICAL WORDS REEEEEEE REEEE REEEEEEE
It's really stupid, cheesy, lacks soul even for what it's supposed to be and really flat actually.
Le higher ups=antagonists
Le edgy unlikeable teammate, turns out he'd sacrifice for them, like brooo!
Le beautiful woman falls like soo hard for our hero instantly and acts all cheesy throughout
Le stoic legend hero bro underachiever who's not afraid of le chain of command
Le ebin murica frick yeah number 1
Le shot for shot callbacks
Le against all odds we winrar
Le funny humour hehe
Le mentor to these kiiids
Etc
Worth a pirate for some mindless spectacle on your big screen at 4k, moronic otherwise.
HAHA MULTVERSESSSSS MAN! DID YOU SEE WHEN THEY, THEY, THEY CGI HAD PIGEONZIR BACKFLIP KICK GASOLINEGOBLIN THROUGH THE FOURTH DIMENSION WARP HOLE?!???? OMG, THEN LIEUTENANT HOMOMEX THREW HIM INTO THE WINDMILL AND SAID, “POWER UP? MORE LIKE POWER DOWN!”
>DUH I WAITED 34 MINUTES FOR THE TEASER
The only thing worse than marvel fanboys are communists.
Are you implying I'm a capeshitter?
>I'll put "le" before anything I don't like to make it sound ridiculous that'll show 'em
>If I call them onions and send them to reddit I'm a hardcore Cinemaphileler
newbie
Marvel soiboys on suicide watch
look at this dude
>At this rate it will beat Multiverse of Madness' domestic total.
By its second Friday, Dr. Strange had made 8% more. That's hardly insurmountable but don't pretend it's an inevitability.
Is Xenu and the volcano spirit shit real?
I'm going to see it tonight, first movie in a decade or since I had to walk out during Prometheus. I better be able to get through this one dammit.
go in with low expectations and you can never be disappointed, the way this board is propping this up you will be let down.
it won’t be. go in with high expectations and have them surpassed like I did
I FEEL THE SNEED
THE SNEED
FOR SEED
it's literally a 7/10 movie, but if you like real action and not capeshit cgi then it could bump it for you.
Did anyone else feel like you were watching an anime?
Especially when they were doing that cobra formation and having an intense eye-to-eye personal conversation
when the dickhead guy comes in at the end to save them that felt peak anime to me
Yes but that was the point.
I guess that's the reason the movie is doing so well in Japan.