TOTAL SHITALIAN DEATH
I feel like such a boomer. I have no idea what this shit is
sexy furry robots, raping you, when you least expect it.
From what little I know, it's a children's videogame about animatronic robots that come to life that you have to hide from.
On of my nieces was into it briefly.
Isn't FNAF a pizza place though? It's still Italian.
Do they have chuck e cheese in Italy?
Huge drop off next week because these were college kids going ASAP and spending their own money. That's over now.
Yeah, there’s no way this has legs as good as Mayro, especially with it already being available on VOD
>first capeshit, now Cinemaphileirginshit
I want out bro
How do i do it??
Bleach + cloudy ammonia
Mario was released on a wednesday.
I never played the vidyas but I was distracted every time they said Chica, is she good?
well the movie has Classic Chica not Toy Chica.
But yeah the practical animatronics look great
am i ugly
idk man, post chin?
have feet instead
why are you jerking to hairy med feet
Ma vai a lavorare invece di postare i tuoi schifosissimi piedi alle dieci di mattina, frocio
wallace and gromit lookin ass
why are you yellow
it's my light.
THE FAZBEAR SWEEP!!!
mario, oppenheimer, now FNAF
is universal the most successful studio this year if you ignore its terrible streaming service?
I don't have the numbers right now but unfortunately Disney might still be up there due to still milking aging Disneyfags/Star Wars boomers and capeshitfags. They made Elemental a successful enough theatrical success, I'll give them that.
Disney's been eating shit all year anon. Universal is easily the most successful studio this year
I loved Elemental but I could live with that even without crunching numbers. Besides capeshit having to earn love all over again I associate current Disney with satellite, zombie streaming stuff like Star Wars and Marvel series, or betting and losing on resurrecting Indiana Jones.
Well I guess this seals it: the next five years of movies will be nothing but family-friendly video game adaptations
Minecraft, Fortnite, Roblox and Amongus movies next
They’ll do yugioh
the minecraft movie has been in production hell for twice as long as the fnaf movie was
The (real) minecraft movie came out years ago
>when the Among us movie come out, everyone will bring resurrect the dead memes and talk about them for a year again
unironically would be kino. Essentially a redux of The Thing, but on a space station
They confirmed a Cyberpunk 2077 movie or tv show
that came out already
There's a live action Cyberpunk show coming out. They announced it around when Phantom Liberty was released.
two more years
trust the plan
looks like kino's back on the menu boys
Do these even have lore to make a movie with? The one thing I know about fnaf is that there is enough to breed insane theorycrafters.
>that terrible game that completely blew up due to lets plays, has numerous installments and a huge merchandise line, and has been a multi-million dollar franchise for close to a decade now
do you exclusively spend your time on Cinemaphile or something
NTA but as far as I remember, fnaf never had much of a presence on /x/ in the mid 10s so I fell down the SCP and slenderman rabbit holes instead.
I REALLY need to get off my ass, develop some stupid ass schlock for zoomies to go retard over, and become a billionaire already. It's THIS fucking easy. Congrats to the bible thumping backwoods hick who was able to cash in.
It’s too late we already have the evangelion of horror games
>an overrated piece of crap that's unfinished
yep it's evangelion
And all of this because some fat tranny thought your pre-rendered beaver sprite looked unsettling.
based zoomers destroying yippee yahoo manchildren
i want you fucking dead.
Give it up anon he’s gone
bf2 is literal garbage
death to zoomers and manchild millennials
unless u are a boomer u are one of those
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FNAF LE BAD EVEN THO Cinemaphile FUCKING LOVED IT WHEN IT FIRST RELEASED
>Cinemaphile FUCKING LOVED IT
This is not supporting your point
>*posts on Cinemaphile*
You’re literally no better, probably a Star Wars fag too to boot.
>MUH ZOOMERS MUH MANCHILDREN
very cute zoom zoom
ladies and gents, the Zoomers are dead.
welcome to the era of Gen Alpha slop:
fnaf is zoomercore tho
This is because Mario opened on Wednesday. It did 54mil on its first Friday
FNAF came out on Thursday night
Man I really am out of touch.
This is for real that terrible game I played on steam where you close doors?
yes, anon. yes it is.
The games are awful. Very shitty. The only reason this movie is so popular with children is because they saw their surrogate friends fake screaming when the scary animatronic jumped out. kek
reality contradicts your claims, thoughbeit
No it doesn't.
It's pretty easy to avoid it completely by not being a manchild.
or if you have no children
Must suck to have retarded children.
I get it anon, you're upset that you will never breed. But you don't have to lash out at fun movies like this.
>letting your kids be exposed to kiddie dlidders
The fuck is wrong with you?
Not him but my main boards are Cinemaphile and Cinemaphile. I wouldn't be caught dead on Cinemaphile
I actually barely post here, Im usually on Vee or Pole. I didn't even watch TV until you guys convinced me. Breaking Bad is pretty good so far.
I remember the game was getting a lot of hype and it was cheap, can't recall how much so I bought it and it was shit and that's where my history with "the franchise" ends. Obviously I didn't follow every new release, of which there are several apparently, or engage in fucking lets plays because I play games myself.
Fortnite movie when?
Ready player one is the same thing
Without the branding
I’m actually impressed by those numbers considering it’s same day streaming like hbomax used to do.
At least sequels are confirmed now
the fnaf movie was kino lads def check it out
>Coomers jacking off to anthro robots have the most disposable income
Didn't see that one coming. What'll get adapted next?
>Didn't see that one coming.
there are two major factions vying for control of the world.
One is the furclangers (the good guys), the other is the traditional enemy of mankind.
it's not within our power to know
>being a boomer
>watching FNaF in theaters
>realizing you just watched the zoomer version of Critters every time Chica's Cupcake rampaged around
>FNAF is like Critters
YOU KEEP CRITTERS NAME OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH, ANON!
is it feminist garbage like the Peach movie?
No it's just garbage.
>shit movie beats out shit movie
what a great industry
(Mario opened gradually internationally. It took more than three weeks for it to open in Japan, its largest market.
FNAF opened everywhere simultaneously.
These comparisons are meaningless clickbait.)
This utterly shits on your narrative
>FNAF opened everywhere simultaneously.
It didn’t. It still hasn’t opened in 15 markets and this was domestic. It also was available on streaming at the same time.
>FNAF opened everywhere simultaneously
wrong, why do tendieoids need to literally make shit up to cope about the fact bing bing whaoo got btfo'd?
And FNAF will fade out in a couple of weeks. It's a profitable movie, but it has more or less played out already.
Anyone got the “Chica wink” gif / webm from this movie? It was CUTE
from the movie? no.
But i've got this
this guy's renders just got worse and worse. What a downward spiral of shit taste.
Shame, his early stuff like that gif was cute.
Third biggest opening ever for a videogame pic, behind Super Mario Bros ($146.3M) and Sonic the Hedgehog 2 ($72M).
Yeah it's a popular kids thing of course it did well.
Good for her!
mario made 204 million on its 5-day domestic opening. fnaf won't make that in its entire run
pretty pointless comparison
Is the lore as retarded as in the games?
I looked it up, it's from the same guy that made a bunch of Christian games. I am so confused.
It's like when Pewdiepie pretended to be terrified playing the Slenderman game so all the kids were into that for a while.
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