TOTAL SHITALIAN DEATH

TOTAL SHITALIAN DEATH

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like such a boomer. I have no idea what this shit is

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymouse

      sex robots
      sexy furry robots, raping you, when you least expect it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      From what little I know, it's a children's videogame about animatronic robots that come to life that you have to hide from.
      On of my nieces was into it briefly.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't FNAF a pizza place though? It's still Italian.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Do they have chuck e cheese in Italy?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Huge drop off next week because these were college kids going ASAP and spending their own money. That's over now.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, there’s no way this has legs as good as Mayro, especially with it already being available on VOD

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >first capeshit, now Cinemaphileirginshit
    worst timeline

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      BEST timeline

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I want out bro
      How do i do it??

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Bleach + cloudy ammonia

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Mario was released on a wednesday.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      cope

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I never played the vidyas but I was distracted every time they said Chica, is she good?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      well the movie has Classic Chica not Toy Chica.
      But yeah the practical animatronics look great

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    am i ugly

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      idk man, post chin?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        have feet instead

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >hiding soles
          fuckin cocktease

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            why are you jerking to hairy med feet

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Hawt

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            grazie

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Ma vai a lavorare invece di postare i tuoi schifosissimi piedi alle dieci di mattina, frocio

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          wallace and gromit lookin ass

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          why are you yellow

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            it's my light.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    THE FAZBEAR SWEEP!!!

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    mario, oppenheimer, now FNAF
    is universal the most successful studio this year if you ignore its terrible streaming service?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't have the numbers right now but unfortunately Disney might still be up there due to still milking aging Disneyfags/Star Wars boomers and capeshitfags. They made Elemental a successful enough theatrical success, I'll give them that.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Disney's been eating shit all year anon. Universal is easily the most successful studio this year

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I loved Elemental but I could live with that even without crunching numbers. Besides capeshit having to earn love all over again I associate current Disney with satellite, zombie streaming stuff like Star Wars and Marvel series, or betting and losing on resurrecting Indiana Jones.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Well I guess this seals it: the next five years of movies will be nothing but family-friendly video game adaptations

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Minecraft, Fortnite, Roblox and Amongus movies next

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They’ll do yugioh

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        the minecraft movie has been in production hell for twice as long as the fnaf movie was

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The (real) minecraft movie came out years ago

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >when the Among us movie come out, everyone will bring resurrect the dead memes and talk about them for a year again
        fuck

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          unironically would be kino. Essentially a redux of The Thing, but on a space station

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They confirmed a Cyberpunk 2077 movie or tv show

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          that came out already

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            There's a live action Cyberpunk show coming out. They announced it around when Phantom Liberty was released.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              it'll suck

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Minecraft movie
        two more years
        trust the plan

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        looks like kino's back on the menu boys

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Do these even have lore to make a movie with? The one thing I know about fnaf is that there is enough to breed insane theorycrafters.

        >that terrible game that completely blew up due to lets plays, has numerous installments and a huge merchandise line, and has been a multi-million dollar franchise for close to a decade now
        do you exclusively spend your time on Cinemaphile or something

        NTA but as far as I remember, fnaf never had much of a presence on /x/ in the mid 10s so I fell down the SCP and slenderman rabbit holes instead.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I REALLY need to get off my ass, develop some stupid ass schlock for zoomies to go retard over, and become a billionaire already. It's THIS fucking easy. Congrats to the bible thumping backwoods hick who was able to cash in.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It’s too late we already have the evangelion of horror games

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >an overrated piece of crap that's unfinished
        yep it's evangelion

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    And all of this because some fat tranny thought your pre-rendered beaver sprite looked unsettling.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    based zoomers destroying yippee yahoo manchildren

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    i want you fucking dead.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Lee larp
      Give it up anon he’s gone

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      bf2 is literal garbage

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    death to zoomers and manchild millennials

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      unless u are a boomer u are one of those

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FNAF LE BAD EVEN THO Cinemaphile FUCKING LOVED IT WHEN IT FIRST RELEASED

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Cinemaphile FUCKING LOVED IT
        This is not supporting your point

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >*posts on Cinemaphile*
      You’re literally no better, probably a Star Wars fag too to boot.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >NEW....LE BAD
    >OLD....LE GOOD
    >MUH ZOOMERS MUH MANCHILDREN
    have sex.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      very cute zoom zoom

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ladies and gents, the Zoomers are dead.

    welcome to the era of Gen Alpha slop:

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      fnaf is zoomercore tho

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This is because Mario opened on Wednesday. It did 54mil on its first Friday

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      FNAF came out on Thursday night

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Man I really am out of touch.

    This is for real that terrible game I played on steam where you close doors?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yes, anon. yes it is.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >terrible
      bad taste

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The games are awful. Very shitty. The only reason this movie is so popular with children is because they saw their surrogate friends fake screaming when the scary animatronic jumped out. kek

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          reality contradicts your claims, thoughbeit

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            No it doesn't.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >that terrible game that completely blew up due to lets plays, has numerous installments and a huge merchandise line, and has been a multi-million dollar franchise for close to a decade now
      do you exclusively spend your time on Cinemaphile or something

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's pretty easy to avoid it completely by not being a manchild.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          or if you have no children

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Must suck to have retarded children.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I get it anon, you're upset that you will never breed. But you don't have to lash out at fun movies like this.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >letting your kids be exposed to kiddie dlidders
            The fuck is wrong with you?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Not him but my main boards are Cinemaphile and Cinemaphile. I wouldn't be caught dead on Cinemaphile

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I actually barely post here, Im usually on Vee or Pole. I didn't even watch TV until you guys convinced me. Breaking Bad is pretty good so far.

        I remember the game was getting a lot of hype and it was cheap, can't recall how much so I bought it and it was shit and that's where my history with "the franchise" ends. Obviously I didn't follow every new release, of which there are several apparently, or engage in fucking lets plays because I play games myself.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    grim

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fortnite movie when?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ready player one is the same thing

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Without the branding

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I’m actually impressed by those numbers considering it’s same day streaming like hbomax used to do.
    At least sequels are confirmed now

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the fnaf movie was kino lads def check it out

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Coomers jacking off to anthro robots have the most disposable income

    Didn't see that one coming. What'll get adapted next?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Didn't see that one coming.
      ?
      why not?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Anon...

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          there are two major factions vying for control of the world.
          One is the furclangers (the good guys), the other is the traditional enemy of mankind.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it's not within our power to know

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >being a boomer
    >watching FNaF in theaters
    >realizing you just watched the zoomer version of Critters every time Chica's Cupcake rampaged around
    >mfw

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >FNAF is like Critters
      YOU KEEP CRITTERS NAME OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH, ANON!

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    is it feminist garbage like the Peach movie?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      nope.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No it's just garbage.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >shit movie beats out shit movie
    what a great industry

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    (Mario opened gradually internationally. It took more than three weeks for it to open in Japan, its largest market.
    FNAF opened everywhere simultaneously.
    These comparisons are meaningless clickbait.)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Domestic
      This utterly shits on your narrative

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >FNAF opened everywhere simultaneously.
      It didn’t. It still hasn’t opened in 15 markets and this was domestic. It also was available on streaming at the same time.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >FNAF opened everywhere simultaneously
      wrong, why do tendieoids need to literally make shit up to cope about the fact bing bing whaoo got btfo'd?

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    And FNAF will fade out in a couple of weeks. It's a profitable movie, but it has more or less played out already.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone got the “Chica wink” gif / webm from this movie? It was CUTE

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      from the movie? no.
      But i've got this

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        this guy's renders just got worse and worse. What a downward spiral of shit taste.
        Shame, his early stuff like that gif was cute.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Third biggest opening ever for a videogame pic, behind Super Mario Bros ($146.3M) and Sonic the Hedgehog 2 ($72M).

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah it's a popular kids thing of course it did well.

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Good for her!

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    mario made 204 million on its 5-day domestic opening. fnaf won't make that in its entire run
    pretty pointless comparison

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is the lore as retarded as in the games?

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I looked it up, it's from the same guy that made a bunch of Christian games. I am so confused.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's like when Pewdiepie pretended to be terrified playing the Slenderman game so all the kids were into that for a while.

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