TOTAL STOKLASA DEATH

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    but I've already seen it in 1999

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's apologized. Enough already.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not good enough. He deserves death.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So does Mike.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's what I said.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Post apology

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I will accept nothing less than seppuku for directly putting us on the course we ended up with.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Him apologizing in your dreams doesn't count.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I will not be satisfied until Lucas rapes him in public.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He did?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They still act like the prequels are as bad as the sequels.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        OT are mediocre space action with sentimental value. PT are bizarre, inhuman action vehicles loved largely by a specific breed of autist. ST are ESG slop powered by unstoppable marketing clout and momentum, reviled by almost everyone. Star Wars has always been meh.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >OT are mediocre space action
          First one is great. ANH >>>> ROTJ > ESB

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I agree that the original has the most soul. It's charming. There's a better universe out there with no sequels.

            OT are great space adventure movie
            PT are lame cgi flicks about a lame teen having temper tantrums
            ST aren't movies

            >ST aren't movies
            Ofc not, ESG cannot produce movies.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          OT are great space adventure movie
          PT are lame cgi flicks about a lame teen having temper tantrums
          ST aren't movies

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why not first place?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      George is a merciful man.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ...why? Trying to make people like the new star wars?

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Second most popular movie is a re-release of a movie from 25 years ago
    Hollywood is so fricking dead.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      only a symptom, America is done.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You said that'in 1968, again in 1978, then 1983, then again 1989, then you waited until 1999, then 2006, then you went ham in 2008, laid low to 2012 when you stepped on your own dick, then from 2016 until now it's the same thing
        America is done
        Yet we are still here, and we will still remain once you fricks have left and we have murdered all the elites.

        America is fine, the Republic being worn like a flesh suit by israelite bankers with mongrel Black folk in a leash and homosexuals doing their bidding...not so much
        Death to ZOG
        Death to multiculi globohomo

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          is he giving a blowjob to someone?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This anon is correct and I have no idea why it's ignored. Gaming industry is dying, there are massive layoffs. American industry is dying -Boeing, Tesla and other companies are dying.Trade deficit is larger each year.Real estate market is so insane there is no historical comparison. Education is crap. Etc.

        Point is, Hollywood is doing badly, but so is gaming, music and US industry

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's time for outsourcing and reruns.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >less than 4 years of Bidenomics and the American economy is collapsed

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The US remains the single most diversified economy in the world. Overbloated bubbles in the entertainment industries are not going to cause a fricking collapse. I understand it might feel that way when your entire world consists of vidya and movies and TV, but it's not the case. Frankly those industries collapsing the way they are is good for the country and the industries themselves, shedding dead weight.

          Take a break from Cinemaphile.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the intellectual decline of the US, actually the entire West, decade by decade is quite astonishing

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >it might feel that way when your entire world consists of vidya and movies and TV
            Fair enough, how do you explain less students able to read at a 3rd grade level than the 90s, though?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        import the third world, become the third world

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's early May and the movie that came in at #1 made 3x more money.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        2nd place in pre-summer only grossing $8 million is horrific

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        NTA, but that only reinforces the point of Hollywood's death spiral.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sucker economy

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The absolute fricking state of the movie industry

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's a new Ghostbusters movie?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think they started a redemption trilogy after the one that everyone hated came out.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its over wokebros… its absolutely over

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's Tarot?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lame teenybopper horror flick about people being killed by the figures depicted on cursed tarot cards.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Absolute garbage

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lmao we are literally in MAY. The start of the summer season. Film is DONE.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The fall guy still fails with no competition?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      25-year-old movie mauling Zendaya and Civil war kek.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus frick is this what being that cynical does to someone?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you can go full stoklasa or you can blindly consume the product and clap for more
      there is no alternative

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    <8m is second place
    Holy shit how embarrassing

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >giving disney more money to own the israelites

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    RLM gays on suicide watch, which isn't surprising because most of them are troons.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jay is worse

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >still seething about random ecelebs who made fun of a movie you like 15 years ago
    LOL!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      same energy

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Prequelgays vindicated
    GenX once again cement their place in history as resentful freaks with no taste

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Im Gen X and like TPM. AOTC and ROTS suck though.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >ROTS suck though.
        Frick outta here.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm Gen X and think RotS is the best movie in the hexology.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You also always have semen dripping from your chin.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Me and my friends had a good time, spent the whole time laughing at the stereotype aliens
    What was George thinking? it rules!!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >it's such an utterly bizarre movie trying to graft an indulgent little "yippy!" kids afterschool TV show into a movie about tax policy and people getting chopped in half, and that's only one of the major issues with it.
      You are just making the movie sound even more based. Give up you washed troony

      Sounds based. I'm in

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I went to a 4DX screening just for the pod racing. Fun scene in 4DX, well compsed and edited. Terrible terrible movie to endure for it. Plinkett/Stoklasa didn't go hard enough, it's such an utterly bizarre movie trying to graft an indulgent little "yippy!" kids afterschool TV show into a movie about tax policy and people getting chopped in half, and that's only one of the major issues with it.

    Did Plinkett mention how Lucas tried to set up romantic sexual chemistry scenes between Anakin and Portman? Utterly bizarre composition of the kid away in fairyland playing with lego bricks in his mind, and Amidala supposed to be gazing wistfully into his eyes in a bewildered mental state, half glancing off and asking Lucas WTF is she supposed to be doing here.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >it's such an utterly bizarre movie trying to graft an indulgent little "yippy!" kids afterschool TV show into a movie about tax policy and people getting chopped in half, and that's only one of the major issues with it.
      You are just making the movie sound even more based. Give up you washed troony

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Kek. There's a latter "intimate" scene in the spaceship that's worse. Anakin is strapped into a car kiddies seat with Portman opposite, bearing down close on him, that Lucas tried to make into an eye-gazing intimate love-beggining scene. The kid looking like he's mashing toy monsters together in his mind and Hersh trying her best to fake "wow I'm falling into the ocean of this person." As if he wanted to do both a Romeo and Juliet teenage first romance and an afterchool kids adventure show at once so just mashed two characters from each together.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I watched it today. I usually say I'm neutral on Jar Jar but he was kind of annoying me in the first act ngl lol.

    The Trade Federation launching their invasion fleet was kino af though. I wish they did more stuff with them and the Neimoidians in other content. Seeing Obi-Wan's aggressive fighting was also cool as he's usually more defensive in other duels. But yeah it really felt like this movie would've been 10x better without Jar Jar. Or even keeping Jar Jar but toning him down. I think he's better in TCW

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Or even keeping Jar Jar but toning him down.
      https://ifdb.fanedit.org/star-wars-episode-i-cloak-of-deception/

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I usually say I'm neutral on Jar Jar but he was kind of annoying me in the first act ngl lol.

      As a kid I didn't mind Jar Jar much but as an adult watching it, I can see why he was not well received.

      The problem is that his presence was either subtractive in that he just makes things worse, or it steals the focus of the entire scene. The end battle he was fine but that's about it.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The prequels are shit and always will be. Redlettermedia was right about everything.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nice try, Mike.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Disney coping poorly

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Disney will be forever wallowing in Star Wars merch billions, they really don't give a single frick which ones you love or hate.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Disney will be forever wallowing in Star Wars merch billions
          What billions?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Star Wars on the whole generates between $2-3 billion total retail sales for Disney every year. (With a one time boost in 2015 due to The Force Awakens.)
            https://moviebureau.com/wiki/how-much-money-has-star-wars-merchandise-made
            Every year, 4-evar? I was over at my miniature gaming buddies house last week and he and his friends had a table full of some new Star Wars skirmish miniatures game. And a shitload of the new CCG.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              What about the exorbitant costs that come from producing the streaming stuff that makes no money? And that dumb hotel?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Chicken-feed. Movies for Disney have always been commercials for toys, general merchandise and "park experiences".

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The Disney Supermax was such a moronic concept for a hotel. Who would pay for such a thing

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If it had actually provided what it was billed as, it would have been genius and worth the price, but instead it was a half-assed project where a supposedly immersive experience was more you just following a predetermined script that was a trite and one-dimensional experience.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Amazing how one or two good fantastical films can build multi-decade billion dollar industries of pure shit. Much to say for "the fairy way of writing":
              https://socialecologies.wordpress.com/2016/07/14/joseph-addison-the-fairy-way-of-writing/

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                As my gaming friends put it to me, "we really don't care if the movies are bad, we are immersed in the universe it sits in".

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Harry Potter is similar for kids and women. Badly written books that generate a megafranchise and industry. At least the first two Star Wars movies were decent genre films.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                In their defence I suppose the Phantom Menace in the podcast scene does showcase something living in the franchise/universe that keeps its trundling on. The pod race is engaging, imaginative, fun, well edited and put together. It even works both for the kids afterchool TV show and space-epic/action-adventure genres the film tries to mash together. The narrative space-epic of Star Wars fails post Empire Strikes Back, but the franchise lives on in myriad set-piece games disjointed from the narrative that people can get swept up into.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                *pod racing

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He meant the billions they’ve lost on the franchise

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They still haven't made their money back

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            In box office? No.
            In merch? You must be joking. it's estimated they pulled in 6-7 billon in non ticket monies the year Force Awakens premiered.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Shill. They've objectively lost billions

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Estimated where?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >mediocre
      How were they not worse in every way than the prequels? I'm not even joking by the way.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I deeply hate the prequels, and even return of the jedi to some extend. But every single sequel homosexual like you should be shot

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Look mom I posted it again!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      RLM popularized contrarian midwit takes from the 2000s into the mainstream and it's the direct reason the nu star wars are the way they are
      (You) are the reason the franchise is the way it is

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >(You) are the reason the franchise is the way it is
        Unironically: yeah kinda. It's really clear that Disney listens to fan criticism and takes notes from it for future movies (you can really see this with the Marvel stuff.) Unfortunately they really didn't know what they were getting into when it came to listening to Star Wars because by that point they'd created an entire fictional reality in which George was a hack who got lucky and other people had come in, told him no, done the actual hard work and saved Star Wars from him (which is a complete falsehood.) And that's just one example of the absurd nonsense Star Wars fans had come up with or decided they had a grievance with. You can really tell Disney were "listening to the fans" when they made the sequels but that's one of the reasons why it's a malformed mess.

        That said I think RLM get a bit too much shit. Yeah I fricking hate it when people act like Plinkett's/Mike's opinions are their own (or worse remember one of the jokes from the Plinkett reviews as an actual, real fact and try to argue with it) but the prequel backlash had been going on for a decade by the time RLM made their videos on it. While I still have to wonder whether Mike inadvertently cause JJ Abrams to get hired (which is possible but let's face it, that first Star Trek movie he did was basically a CV to make a Star Wars movie anyway, hence why Mike thought he'd make a good Star Wars director) I really don't think the sequel trilogy is their fault. And if it actually is "Mike's fault" then that proves that whoever was in charge at Disney was a fricking muppet who was taking advice from random youtubers.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lol, remember saying the Sequels would be loved in 10 years just like the Prequels? It's been nine years. When does the mass reevaluation of TFA actually being a misunderstood gem start? So far the only reevaluating TFA got went from blind shilling to utter loathing.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Prequel reevaluation had supplementary media bolstering the setting driving it. The Sequel Trilogy has none of that and because of the short timeframe, will never have anything significant within its bounds, all of its supplementary media is "How everyone in the Galaxy went full moron" table-setting for the movies themselves.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You can argue that but only a comparatively tiny amount of people ever delved into the expanded universe anon. Most prequel lovers MAYBE played one video game one time, saw a few episodes of clone wars here and there or just plane saw nothing beyond the prequels themselves and still like them anyway. I'm not saying the presence of expanded media didn't help, but that shit never reached the majority of the fanbase so you can't gice most of the credit to EU stuff.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you guys remember when they baited that the Black person dude was a jedi?

      hahahahahahahahahahaha

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Kek 'member when the trailer first dropped? Finn all throughout the catalog.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >rlm bootlicker bot post
      you lost!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The people vs George Lucas
        Xoomer equivalent of Kony 2012
        Unhinged queer nerds platformed to obscene degrees over something performative

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hey did you hear the Russians of all people just recently sent a team to try and bag Kony
          https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/198724036

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        TLJ is better than any of the prequels.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >better than the Prequels
          >failed to sell merch compared to the Prequels
          >unlike the Prequels, it completely killed off Star Wars
          >not a single vidya adaptation made off of it (the lego games don't count)

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >point not related to the actual quality of the films
            >point not related to the actual quality of the films
            >point not related to the actual quality of the films
            Better than the Prequels.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Go back

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >newbie doesn't realize Prequel memes originated from Sheevposting in Cinemaphile

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            And RLM has been Cinemaphile culture since you were in diapers, zoomie
            https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/13806474/#13806474

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >And RLM has been Cinemaphile culture since you were in diapers, zoomie

              The only culture Mike Stoklasa has is drinking culture.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Change mediocre movies to dog-shit movies and terrible movies to soulfull very good movies with some terrible dialogue.

      Stoklasa is a fat alcoholic midwit and his only movie he ever made is complete dogshit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, I can maybe agree that Force Awakens is a mediocre movie. (because the hack Abrams literally copied all the plot beats of A New hope that is a solid movie, so the final result can't be too bad).

      Last Jedi is however a shit movie. The "SUBVERT YOUR EXPECTATION MEME" is only part of why it sucks, because it is a badly told story with UNIVERSALLY HATED charisma void characters like ROSE TICO and the pink haired post wall feminist GIRL BOSS. Don't get me started on the shitty choreographed fight scenes.

      And not even the biggest shills of nu Star Wars will be able to say that "Somehow, Palpatine returned" is anything but a mess.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >"SUBVERT YOUR EXPECTATION MEME"
        I am really amazed how hacky the plot of TLJ was. Just because you subvert something, it doesn't automatically make it good. I understand the frustration of RoS writers once they found out that Rian Johnson shut down every plot thread there was, refused to elaborate further and left. I guess RoS is a bad movie, but it's hard to salvage the trilogy at this point, if you have nothing to work with.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >>"SUBVERT YOUR EXPECTATION MEME"

          The Last Jedi was unironically lucky that everyone zeroed in Luke's complete destruction as a character (which was a complete betrayal of the message of the original trilogy) and ignored the other bad characters and plot development in the movie. Even if you take out Luke's story what is left good in the movie? Captain Holdo' s bickering with Poe ? Rose Tico and Finn great adventure ? The movie is just bad even if you ignore the subversion.

          Rian Johnson isn't hated because he is a subversive movie director but because he is a bad one and made an objectively bad movie in the Last Jedi.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bump

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Despite their flaws, the prequel movies all had a high point which forever stuck with audiences and cemented themselves as GOAT

      >TPM: Duel of the Fates, Podracing, Darth Maul fight
      >AOTC: Jango Fett v. Obi Wan, Dooku fight. Battle of Geonosis
      >ROTS: Arguably the entire movie

      As cheesy as they were, the prequels were filled with cool action that to this DAY normies still love

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >cool action that to this DAY normies still love
        Kek no. And most things you listed as positives are just cgi cringe with no purpose. You can see that shit in capeshit all the times

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And yet a movie from 25 years ago is somehow 2nd place in today's box office. Curious

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It just shines a spotlight on how soulless and corporate movies are today. Even the bottom of the schlock from 25 years ago mogs modern cinema. Watching this in the theatre was like a breath of fresh air, and I genuinely think it’s a 5/10 movie at best, but there’s no denying it’s absolutely dripping with soul and passion. It’s just nice watching something that wasn’t designed by a committee for a change.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      True true

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a dogshit film. That a giant pile of shit outsells other piles of shit doesn't make it any less a pile of shit.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Movies today are so bad they have to rerelease things from 25 years ago

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >release it against literally nothing
    >still comes off second
    LMAO

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Watch the plinkett reviews. They explain why these movies are bad.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomers have no culture. No memorable music, movies or television.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Zoomers were literal babies when this movie came out, I don't know why you people always associate it with them. It was millenials who saw it on theatres because they liked the OT.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Recently rewatched my 35mm scan. Sooo nice.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Proper Yoda..none of that cg shit.

      Where did you download this?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You've lost almost all the detail of her headdress. You can't even tell the whole thing is woven.
      This looks like shit you fricking moron. Here I've got a dutch angle shot-on-video of a shit I took in 2002 I can mail you if you'd like.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Daily reminder that the digital medium was printed into film and chemically altered for a final film projection at the theater. What we watched at the cinema was nothing like the DVDs who were just digital or what Mile revisionism tries to make us believe.
      This is how we watched them at the theater (of course without the scratches and artifacts)

      Unironically wathc from 1:10 to 1:20 and you will see it has better CG than episode 9.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I watched 3 at a digital projection theater in SF when it came out

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Proper Yoda..none of that cg shit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Now when you see this, you can emapathize with Yaddle.

      Loving those sideburns, prime Yoda was pure chad.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jack Nicholson lookin' ass

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    rlm must all fricking hang
    m*ke must fricking hang
    >jj should direct the movie George should direct people to their seats
    where is the apology?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I said he should direct it, I didn't say he should write it with the guy that wrote Batman v. Superman!
      From TROS review, that's all the apology you're getting prequelgay.

      And RLM has been Cinemaphile culture since you were in diapers, zoomie
      https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/13806474/#13806474

      >That thread
      I thought Cinemaphile was supposed to be better in the oldgay days...

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Help a homie out and post the "required viewing" please

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who wants to watch it in the theatre right now?
    https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/0/d/191a2WaT_a4-wxZBxXjmWtG7WGEIXMtg2fCJNRlQ_z8E/htmlview#
    ctrl+f "Phantom Menace"

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The internet is smaller than it looks, it's the same handful of whiners repeating the same opinions, while the actual general public may or may not think completely differently

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >general public
      >think

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        At least unlike the internet, the general public is entirely human with no scriptbots
        (to be fair the box office reports could also be manipulated)

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >entirely human
          All too human

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    get a life

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine having a movie lower than a rerelease of The Phantom Menace. I would fricking an hero immediately

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Being a contrarian won't stop it from being a shit movie, gaywad.

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm surprised no one has done an AI voice of Stoklasa apologizing to George reading this.
    https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/185184748/#q185188692

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Things have gotten SO bad with cinema and entertainment, that a re-release of the worst Star Wars prequel movie actually does well.

    Grim.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Every other movie is soulless wokeshit so no wonder.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Attack of the Clones is miles worse.
      Phantom Menace isn't even that bad

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Stoklasa calling AotC "worse than Phantom Menace" was something I always found bizarre until I actually rewatched the prequels last year. Yeah, it's absolutely worse

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >2nd place in domestic BO
    That tells me more about how dire the domestic box office is this year. Hollywood crash incoming.

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why not the first place?

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wow Second place? I bet it beat some real heavy hitters right?

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    meatheads go to the cinema too

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >popular therefore good
    Peak reddit thinking.

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What happened to the 3D upscaling they were going to do on the prequels? They did the first movie then just gave up.

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Total prequelgays victory
    >George finally vindicated
    >Mike Stokazzo malding on suicide watch
    Best timeline

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Still nobody likes prequelshit and never will.
      Your nostalgia about meme shit will never count.
      You will be replaced by a bunch of zoomers convinced that the sequels are good

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lmfao. Yeah, those prequel toys and merch were flying right off the shelf, weren't they, sọystradamus?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Trump won

    Trumpgays vote against their own economic interests

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A Communications disruption can only mean one thing...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why did this line get memed so hard? They're blockaded by a gigantic army, no one can enter or exit the planet, and now their comms are being intercepted so there's no way for them to tell the outside what's happening. Why wouldn't it mean invasion?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Why did this line get memed so hard?

        There is nothing wrong with the line. Unironically it's the people who nitpick any line that takes itself seriously.

        He's apologized. Enough already.

        The absolute fricking state of the movie industry

        Jesus frick is this what being that cynical does to someone?

        >rlm bootlicker bot post
        you lost!

        Millennials were raised to be nihilistic contrarians who were manipulated by RLM to hate the prequels they previously liked. The Star Wars prequels were too pure and honest to be liked by those sarcastic buttholes. Nothing is allowed to be pure and sincere anymore because there is a chance the soulless golem audience will laugh at it. Everything has to be ironic, "we are just joking , man Isn't funny pointing out how my fantasy/sci-fi story has some weiird stuff in it " Joss Whedon dialogue which is a shield for cowards that use it as a defence for their shit writing and dialogues.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Schizobabble by Millennial who can't admit his prequelslop was slop

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Schizobabble by Millennial

            Namecalling by a zoomer who probably doesn't have enough of an attention to red my "wall of text." Every brick is a wall when you are a mental midget.

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    did they redo the CGI, or what's the point?

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what? did Lucus recut it again for the 20th time?+
    Does it have updated CGI with extra robots and stuff in it?

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i will never forgive the "fans"

    jar jar was executed perfectly.

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's not because it's star wars, it's because it's a movie with mostly white people. Throw alien or terminator 2 back in, you'll see the same.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Spy x Family code white which is I believe entierly white people just came out and under performed

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Spy x Family code white which is I believe entierly white people just came out and under performed
        ??? That is an anime. So the 'white people' are japanese perception of white people and also its a fricking anime!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I feel like the more pressing issue in relation to race is more likely that people who would watch it for being white people probably assumed it was about japs

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >we never got the lucas trilogy
    >it was meant to explore the force

    this timeline is fricked

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think Mike regrets putting things in motion that would lead to Disney buying Star Wars and ruining it?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, he refuses to admit it was his fault, even though the entire TFA feels as something out of Plinkett's review.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Takes being completely brain dead to claim that TFA wasn't at least partially informed by RLM's videos.

        Plinkett would never even go viral if Abrams' buddies Damon Lindelof and Simon Peg didn't actively shill him.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't the Judas' suicide thing outside of Church tradition and canon?
      t. Inquirer

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It’s in the gospels (Matthew 27 and probably somewhere else)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he got exactly what he wanted. tfa is his perfect star wars movie no matter what he says.

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I only understood how moronic those guys are when I watched their review of Andor. Every single criticism boils down to them being literal children in the brain. Every "improvement" to the series they suggest boils down to "I want a braindead fairytale not this". Mind boggling.

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its only because of the acolyte previews

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No one is going to watch the Acolyte

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Say it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I am so Sorry George.
      The Prequels Are Better Movies Than We Deserve

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are we ready yet to neck all 'critics'.

    Critics don't create, their nature is completely parasitical by definition and nature.

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >killing off darth maul in first movie
    still lame after 25 years

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He got better.

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Darth Maul was the best thing about that movie aside from the pod races, Naboo's atmosphere/set and the introduction of the droids. Thought it was dull as hell besides that. Naboo is a beaut though.

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Phantom Menace is an incredibly odd film. Once you fully understand the political concepts its using and get past the purely fanastical elements in the story and the fact that it merges politics with what is effectively humour for children, you can then enjoy the film and immerse yourself in Republic-era Jedi lore.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >enjoy the film and immerse yourself in Republic-era Jedi lore.
      The jedi lore sucks though. In the OT its implied they're mysterious traveling ronin, allied with no one but protecting the innocent, fighting injustice wherever they go.
      In the prequels its revealed "No, they're just the feds. They're just a bunch of police that sit around in a massive skyscraper all day grooming children."

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        how obi-wan describes them in anh is how they're shown in the pt.

        we also see that traveling agent of peace at the very beginning of tpm.

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I saw it yesterday while drinking and listening to the RiffTrax to get me through it, it's still a terrible movie but I had a great time laughing at it. The audience was:

    >A guy who must have been 60 years old sitting in the front row
    >A deano and his clearly bored girlfriend
    >A couple of teenagers in the back row
    >A mother and her 2 sons that were about 8 years old that would get up and run around whenever boring stuff was happening (~50% of the movie)

  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Based, you are correct and I completely agree with you. The prequels are kino and frick reddit letter media. lol

  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    TOTAL MIKE DEATH

  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder Disney still hasn't made back enough money on Star Wars to cover the cost of purchasing Lucasfilm (not on the movies, anyway). They're still 2.8 BILLION short of breaking even.
    https://www.forbes.com/sites/carolinereid/2024/04/14/disneys-star-wars-box-office-profits-fail-to-cover-cost-of-lucasfilm/?sh=ca84fd06bb7f

  63. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >movies are so dead that they play reruns like its television now for 35+ year old manchildren to see their favorite kids movies one more time

  64. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Zillenials were a mistake

  65. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Prequels are great, I just wish the money didn't go to Disney.

  66. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just because it was bad in 1999 doesn't mean it isn't the best movie in theaters today.

  67. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gen X holocaust NOW

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