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how would you fix this franchise Cinemaphile?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Adapt the IDW comics. Some of the shit in there is obnoxious but it's miles ahead of other Transformers media, joining the likes of Beast Wars (which is good for other reasons than IDW, but still)

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Make the most lore-intensive deep-dive movie ever imaginable for longtime superfans of the franchise that no normie would ever watch.

    When they go into the theater to watch it, you lock the doors, burn it to the ground, then just make an animated show that kids can enjoy now that the mid-30's frickups who turned a children's cartoon into their entire lives are gone and dead.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    does this coomer arcee actually transform?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah
      shit looks like a pink speed racer knock off

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's a franchise that exists purely to sell stupid toys to kids. I'm not a fan of Gundam, but I can understand that some people at least like the stories around the morons in the robots. Transformers is just garbage.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There are some pretty good stories in there. Why wouldn't there be?

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    One word: Hasbro Extended Universe

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's three words

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe it's a combiner.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    human male x giantess robot female sex scenes

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sex with robo equals penos hort

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It needs to be laid to rest for another 15 years and resurrected. Let it go (for now)

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      crazy how a series just stops evolving and resorts back to kid series like this.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i want to motocycle

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does she store hydraulic fluid in there?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/WjpAi8c.jpg

      how would you fix this franchise Cinemaphile?

      why does a robot need breasts?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        seducing HUMAN MEN

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        balance
        tbf every robot should have breasts

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Those are the power reserves. Didn't they teach you anything at school?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          damnit.
          now I wish women had glowing breasts

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sex sells, next question

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sometimes the ProtoMech pilots need to feel sexy while blowing up Inner Sphere freebirth scum.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why does a robot need a head, arms and legs?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        how else is she going to seduce human men into inserting their wieners into her exhaust pipe

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      as much as i hate jap and anime homosexualry, that perfectly nails femininity
      the postures are wonderful

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this actually from one of the movies?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She was in Rise of the Beasts but not that design

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Meanwhile the males are like 6 rectangles

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nicee!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where's that new They/Them character they just recently introduced?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh anon… I’m sorry to break the news to you but let’s just say robots like that don’t have a very long shelf life.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    let stamper take over it completely

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Make bots look more like they did in the comics instead of heaps of trash.
    Have it all set on Cybertron with no human sideplot
    It's a trilogy about Optimus and Megatron rising to challenge the status quo of Cybertron's oppressive caste system (functionism). It would be about reform vs revolution, and Megatron would go from being a righteous dude to a by-any-means-necessary freedom fighter, to the power hungry maniac from the tv show. Optimus would fo from a middle class dilettente to being manipulated by the rulers, to becoming a true leader and a righteous dude. The last part would be the Fall of Cybertron, and then I'd hand off the reigns to someone to make a bunch of srquels I would disavow as having anuthing to do with my work pr vision.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Have it all set on Cybertron with no human sideplot
      Works for animations and certainly makes for a better Transformers film with more room to characterize the bots but no feature film will ever be made without human characters, they're required to get casual audience to see the film unfortunately. At least Bay did it right in the first film, young guy and his car and his smokeshow sex appeal girlfriend

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >no feature film will ever be made without human characters
        If any studio is crazy enough to let me direct a movie they're crazy enough to let me do it my way. Whether they're doing it as money laundering scheme or two old Hollywood israelites are just using me to settle a bet, I don't care, but I'm making my bot only movie one.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Have it all set on Cybertron with no human sideplot
      Works for animations and certainly makes for a better Transformers film with more room to characterize the bots but no feature film will ever be made without human characters, they're required to get casual audience to see the film unfortunately. At least Bay did it right in the first film, young guy and his car and his smokeshow sex appeal girlfriend

      This years animated movie is Cybertron only I think

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Trying to shoehorn in GI Joe in the most anticlimactic way possible at the end of Rise of the Beasts was laughably bad.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I did not know about this.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Apparently they tacked it on to the movie shortly before release. Originally it was supposed to be him being recruited into Sector 7 but then they changed it to GI Joe

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I need her in my life!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >when she opens her legs at 0:20

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nice

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Smaller cast of robots with more distinct characterization like in beast wars, have backstory about fall of cybertron like in the high moon studios games, basically imitate the stuff that worked in other mediums beast wars and beast machines actually had compelling stories and characters

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Arcee ROCKS!

    %3D

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What does she need boobs for?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      To breastfeed anons

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Make a rated R version where it's revealed they are from the same universe as Hellraiser, and John Constantine is fighting them.

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