Are you hyped? Jenna is.
Transformers Rise of the Beasts
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Are you hyped? Jenna is.
This phonograph "reads" a rock’s rough surface and transforms it into beautiful ambient music pic.twitter.com/PYDzYsWWf8
— Surreal Videos (@SurrealVideos) March 3, 2023
Idk. I haven’t seen any transformer movies. But if my Jenna (never has been in a bad movie) is hyped, so am I.
No rattrap
No watch
She was busy doing Rings of Power so unfortunately was not available for this film.
Fucking hell.
Damn.
No rattrap and no dinobot it looks like.
Who is this shit even for
Is she really a transformers fan?
bruh she prolly wasn't even born when it was shown new or as re-runs
I just checked and she's 20 years old. I'm 23yo and I fucking loved the Transformers movies when I was a kid, I even had the bootleg DVD of the first movie.
talking about beast wars tv show, kid, not the M. Bay kino with Megan hot tits
Fuck! My bad. I didn't know this was a thing, I only know the movies.
Yeah im hyped. Transformers is really the only austistic nerd thing I follow. I’m a regular ass dude with a normal life otherwise but I’ve loved the franchise since I was a little kid and I still follow the franchise and watch any TF related shit that comes out.
I hope ROTB is kino, really looking forward to seeing Arcee, Mirage and the Terrorcons on screen
>another transformers movie
>5 screenwriters
>pete davidson VA
easy pass
with as lazy as his acting is, I can't imagine how horrible his voice acting is.
>pete davidson
How is this ugly man with no talent suddenly so successful?
>*rubs hands*
how long have you been on this forum anon? your noticing skills seem to be quite weak
>your noticing skills seem to be quite weak
Ya know, I'm a little disappointed in myself.
>Davidson's father was predominantly of gnomish ancestry
it's alright anon sometimes you have to recharge your Energon (read: early life) levels.
>Zoomer
>cares about Beast Wars
what a fake bitch
>what a fake bitch
Damn right.
Nobody cares about Beast Wars.
it looks super shit, and beast wars was even before my time and I'm old as fuck. It's easy to say the studio paid the most popular actress of now to say something positive about that dogshit trailer
>and beast wars was even before my time and I'm old as fuck.
Lol you aren't old because you're 27. This is an oldfag board
How did you guess my age that well
Because BW is my time and I'm 4 years older than you.
>Because BW is
MY time and I'm 4 years older than YOU. Thank you canada for this timeless classic of entertainment
>beast wars was even before my time and I'm old as fuck
If you feel old as fuck you should stop hanging around children and teenagers.
>No predacons
Its shit
rather have shotacons
Is this some sort of The Onion satire thing? The name of the tweeter is conveniently cropped out
It's not real, just like OP's prospects to be a woman.
She looks fairly good when she's hiding her gigantic chin like that.
I have a feeling that its going to end up being like the Dinobots movie where they only show up for like 15 minutes at the end. I guess this is how G1 fags felt during 2007.
>-[regarding the Maximals] Airrazor and Primal do most of the talking. Airrazor is a kind and wise maximal who is used to becoming exposition for our heroes. Primal is a proud warrior who is tasked to guarding on of the keys with Cheetor and Rhinox. He kinda mentors Prime a bit about being kind and trust humans. Cheetor and Rhinox are just there. Cheetor says a few lines and even calls Primal boss bot. Rhinox says one line and they all laugh it off like "You can talk?"
lol
no black arachnia, no buy
Where are her nudes? Don't tell me she didn't know what she was doing wearing that outfit on hot ones.
wtf I want to race mix now
where is the areola? what I am (or her lesbians friends) supposed to circle around before reaching the middle?
sometimes she sounds like a huge geek. will she become the female equivalent of Henry Cavill?
Rise of the Beasts conceptually could be entertaining but I don't trust that it will be good at all
The producer (who's been with the series since 2007) says he wants to bing the tone back to that of the Bay directed films.
Every movie, Bay or not, has been "we need to find le magic artifact that didn't exist during the last movie" and "somehow, Megatron has returned".
That wasn't the case with Bumblebee
The CGI has just gotten worse without Bay honestly.
>"somehow, Megatron has returned".
I love how fucking bad episode IX is
>The CGI has just gotten worse without Bay honestly.
ILM you mean, and they aren't working on ROTB
No surprise there, Bumblebee had less than half of the budget Last Knight had
>I love how fucking bad episode IX is
Anon, no one is ever really gone...except Kurtzmann yipee!!
>GIVE ME YOUR FACE
I, too, am excited for the next TRANSformers movie, my LGBTQ+ sisters.
https://wegotthiscovered.com/news/transformers-rise-of-the-beasts-introduces-first-canonically-transgender-character-to-cinematic-universe/
>happened in one continuity out of dozens
>somehow that means the new movie version is going to be a chudformer
Of course, when Arcee ends up being female like she always is. they will make an article bitching about it.
>muh esg score
i mean, there isn't really male/female or even organic biology to argue about with mechanical machines with an "electronic soul" so this make no sense. if anything it just signals they hired someone with an andro voice. it wouldn't even matter if they give the transformer lgbtqPP++= flag colors. HELL who isn't to say that Optimus isn't trans aside from Peter clearly being a male voiced human
Arcee is a chick. Nothing can change that. Also, a big fu to the guy in Arizona that already has that motorcycle plate.
*commits a war crime*
What am I supposed to be looking at in these trash movies?
Time for an eye test Gramps
new 'jak material just dropped
Its actually not a war crime when you are the last remnant of your species you are officially making up the rules as you go
On Earth you play by our rules
who is writing? kurtzmann can't be on he's too busy getting ass-mad at paramount/cbs
is she even old enough to remember beast wars
Luckily it's timeless
Who cares what hatchet face thinks about anything.
i will get my beast rise on her ass if you catch my drift!
>i will get my
No actually.
Listen anons, she is so smart. No actress pretending to be a cute nerd would ever think of coming out as a Beast Wars fan they wouldn't even know what that is. She is targeting the neglected coom nerd demographic with laser focus the likes of which you have never seen.
Her IQ is probably 200
Why do latinos in genereal like Beast Wars is there some context on why that particular series is popular with them? Same thing happened with Max Steel
It was on the local animation block in Mexico when i was a kid. Would watch it over summer break at my grandmothers house back then.
Make mine a Atwell, she's really cute when she's not trying to be a whore.
Why do they look like animal shaped machines? They are supposed to be disguised as animals.
who played it?
It awakened me to the fact that most media tie-in vidya was garbage.
Remember when the first Transformers came out and everyone thought the CGI was impressive? I remember it clearly because I stayed at my Aunt's time share in Hawaii and hooked up with an island girl. That was like 15-16 years ago so Jenna Ortega would have been 4-years-old. JESUS CHRIST!
did you impregnate the island girl?
No.
This bitch is barely old enough to be a fan of the first dogshit explosion porn movie let alone a fan of actual transformers.
Exactly. It's just a headline to keep this bitch's face in the conversation. It's forced and not the first fucking time that shit has been on this board. Entirely made up OPs just to stimulate discussion around a particular celebrity. It's grating as fuck because it's like dude if she makes you dick hard then fine whatever go jack off. But what the fuck is spamming this stupid bitch supposed to do?
You weren't even fucking alive when Beast Wars was on!
>tfw remembering beast wars: transformers
I completely forgot how much I loved that show. Good times. Too bad this movie is going to fucking suck
What movie?
Bumblebee.
Should note these scenes are a very small part of the film.
I never liked the busy as fuck animation and design in any of the movies.
It's like they needed an excuse to have a lot of shit flying around when the characters are shot, so they made every robot out of 10 trillion little moving pieces.
Haven't seen Bumblebee so I can't talk about that though.
Just give me a movie with the Prime designs and we're talking.
>Haven't seen Bumblebee so I can't talk about that though.
Ruined with miscegenation.
I feel the same. I was in the right demo for the original Bay movie and walked out disappointed. My dad was all "that's a movie you NEED a threater to see" but I wondered if he meant that he just felt the same way I did. LOTR was a bajillion times better on a threater screen, but every character was 1 tangible unit whose movements were meaningful and decipherable. Bayformers and its spawn simply spew garbage interspersed with "answer" beats that address the question "what the hell did I just see in that steaming blur of cgi bullshit"
Stop forcing this stupid fucking bitch. I hate you and want her dead by association. You disgusting fucking shill gay.
Wow I'm really excited for Goyflick™ ugh it's been too long since the last one I hope Character™ I never heard of before is in it.
>franchise about transforming robots locked in millions of years of conflict
>small hat tribesmen feel the need to inject #diversity into it
what was the name of the flamethrowing ant guy?
Inferno. Voiced by a pretty notable Canadian bluesman Jim Byrnes
i’m already tired of this bitch and i don’t even watch tv anymore
>ortega is a beast wars chad
holy kino
My opinion of her rose to 11/10 after she deleted her tiktok. Currently my opinion of her is 13/10.
>she deleted her tiktok
That's impressive for a young female actress to give up that kind of attention.
MASSIVE BOMB written all over this movie
they shouldve been doing a gi joe/transformer crossover by now with masks in the works
>gi joe/transformer
that's something I never understood never happened. In almost all the transformer movie, the humans were majority military. There wouldn't even need a transition or explanation for the crossover