Transformers Rise of the Beasts

Are you hyped? Jenna is.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Idk. I haven’t seen any transformer movies. But if my Jenna (never has been in a bad movie) is hyped, so am I.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No rattrap
    No watch

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      She was busy doing Rings of Power so unfortunately was not available for this film.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Fricking hell.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Damn.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No rattrap and no dinobot it looks like.
      Who is this shit even for

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is she really a transformers fan?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      bruh she prolly wasn't even born when it was shown new or as re-runs

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I just checked and she's 20 years old. I'm 23yo and I fricking loved the Transformers movies when I was a kid, I even had the bootleg DVD of the first movie.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          talking about beast wars tv show, kid, not the M. Bay kino with Megan hot breasts

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Frick! My bad. I didn't know this was a thing, I only know the movies.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah im hyped. Transformers is really the only austistic nerd thing I follow. I’m a regular ass dude with a normal life otherwise but I’ve loved the franchise since I was a little kid and I still follow the franchise and watch any TF related shit that comes out.

    I hope ROTB is kino, really looking forward to seeing Arcee, Mirage and the Terrorcons on screen

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >another transformers movie
    >5 screenwriters
    >pete davidson VA
    easy pass

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      with as lazy as his acting is, I can't imagine how horrible his voice acting is.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >pete davidson
      How is this ugly man with no talent suddenly so successful?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >*rubs hands*
        how long have you been on this forum anon? your noticing skills seem to be quite weak

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >your noticing skills seem to be quite weak
          Ya know, I'm a little disappointed in myself.

          >Davidson's father was predominantly of israeli ancestry

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            it's alright anon sometimes you have to recharge your Energon (read: early life) levels.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Zoomer
    >cares about Beast Wars
    what a fake b***h

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >what a fake b***h
      Damn right.
      Nobody cares about Beast Wars.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    it looks super shit, and beast wars was even before my time and I'm old as frick. It's easy to say the studio paid the most popular actress of now to say something positive about that dogshit trailer

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >and beast wars was even before my time and I'm old as frick.
      Lol you aren't old because you're 27. This is an oldgay board

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        How did you guess my age that well

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Because BW is my time and I'm 4 years older than you.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Because BW is
            MY time and I'm 4 years older than YOU. Thank you canada for this timeless classic of entertainment

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >beast wars was even before my time and I'm old as frick
      If you feel old as frick you should stop hanging around children and teenagers.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >No predacons
    Its shit

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      rather have shotacons

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is this some sort of The Onion satire thing? The name of the tweeter is conveniently cropped out

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's not real, just like OP's prospects to be a woman.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    She looks fairly good when she's hiding her gigantic chin like that.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I have a feeling that its going to end up being like the Dinobots movie where they only show up for like 15 minutes at the end. I guess this is how G1 gays felt during 2007.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >-[regarding the Maximals] Airrazor and Primal do most of the talking. Airrazor is a kind and wise maximal who is used to becoming exposition for our heroes. Primal is a proud warrior who is tasked to guarding on of the keys with Cheetor and Rhinox. He kinda mentors Prime a bit about being kind and trust humans. Cheetor and Rhinox are just there. Cheetor says a few lines and even calls Primal boss bot. Rhinox says one line and they all laugh it off like "You can talk?"

    lol

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    no black arachnia, no buy

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Where are her nudes? Don't tell me she didn't know what she was doing wearing that outfit on hot ones.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      wtf I want to race mix now

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      where is the areola? what I am (or her lesbians friends) supposed to circle around before reaching the middle?

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    sometimes she sounds like a huge geek. will she become the female equivalent of Henry Cavill?

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Rise of the Beasts conceptually could be entertaining but I don't trust that it will be good at all

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The producer (who's been with the series since 2007) says he wants to bing the tone back to that of the Bay directed films.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Every movie, Bay or not, has been "we need to find le magic artifact that didn't exist during the last movie" and "somehow, Megatron has returned".

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          That wasn't the case with Bumblebee

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            The CGI has just gotten worse without Bay honestly.

            Every movie, Bay or not, has been "we need to find le magic artifact that didn't exist during the last movie" and "somehow, Megatron has returned".

            >"somehow, Megatron has returned".
            I love how fricking bad episode IX is

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >The CGI has just gotten worse without Bay honestly.
              ILM you mean, and they aren't working on ROTB

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              No surprise there, Bumblebee had less than half of the budget Last Knight had

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >I love how fricking bad episode IX is
              Anon, no one is ever really gone...except Kurtzmann yipee!!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >GIVE ME YOUR FACE

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I, too, am excited for the next TRANSformers movie, my LGBTQ+ sisters.
    https://wegotthiscovered.com/news/transformers-rise-of-the-beasts-introduces-first-canonically-transgender-character-to-cinematic-universe/

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >happened in one continuity out of dozens
      >somehow that means the new movie version is going to be a troonformer
      Of course, when Arcee ends up being female like she always is. they will make an article b***hing about it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >muh esg score
      i mean, there isn't really male/female or even organic biology to argue about with mechanical machines with an "electronic soul" so this make no sense. if anything it just signals they hired someone with an andro voice. it wouldn't even matter if they give the transformer lgbtqPP++= flag colors. HELL who isn't to say that Optimus isn't trans aside from Peter clearly being a male voiced human

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Arcee is a chick. Nothing can change that. Also, a big fu to the guy in Arizona that already has that motorcycle plate.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    *commits a war crime*

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What am I supposed to be looking at in these trash movies?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Time for an eye test Gramps

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      new 'jak material just dropped

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Its actually not a war crime when you are the last remnant of your species you are officially making up the rules as you go

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        On Earth you play by our rules

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    who is writing? kurtzmann can't be on he's too busy getting ass-mad at paramount/cbs

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    is she even old enough to remember beast wars

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Luckily it's timeless

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Who cares what hatchet face thinks about anything.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i will get my beast rise on her ass if you catch my drift!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >i will get my

      No actually.

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Listen anons, she is so smart. No actress pretending to be a cute nerd would ever think of coming out as a Beast Wars fan they wouldn't even know what that is. She is targeting the neglected coom nerd demographic with laser focus the likes of which you have never seen.
    Her IQ is probably 200

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why do latinos in genereal like Beast Wars is there some context on why that particular series is popular with them? Same thing happened with Max Steel

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It was on the local animation block in Mexico when i was a kid. Would watch it over summer break at my grandmothers house back then.

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Make mine a Atwell, she's really cute when she's not trying to be a prostitute.

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why do they look like animal shaped machines? They are supposed to be disguised as animals.

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    who played it?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It awakened me to the fact that most media tie-in vidya was garbage.

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when the first Transformers came out and everyone thought the CGI was impressive? I remember it clearly because I stayed at my Aunt's time share in Hawaii and hooked up with an island girl. That was like 15-16 years ago so Jenna Ortega would have been 4-years-old. JESUS CHRIST!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      did you impregnate the island girl?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        No.

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This b***h is barely old enough to be a fan of the first dogshit explosion porn movie let alone a fan of actual transformers.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Exactly. It's just a headline to keep this b***h's face in the conversation. It's forced and not the first fricking time that shit has been on this board. Entirely made up OPs just to stimulate discussion around a particular celebrity. It's grating as frick because it's like dude if she makes you dick hard then fine whatever go jack off. But what the frick is spamming this stupid b***h supposed to do?

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You weren't even fricking alive when Beast Wars was on!

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw remembering beast wars: transformers
    I completely forgot how much I loved that show. Good times. Too bad this movie is going to fricking suck

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What movie?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Bumblebee.

        Should note these scenes are a very small part of the film.

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I never liked the busy as frick animation and design in any of the movies.
    It's like they needed an excuse to have a lot of shit flying around when the characters are shot, so they made every robot out of 10 trillion little moving pieces.
    Haven't seen Bumblebee so I can't talk about that though.

    Just give me a movie with the Prime designs and we're talking.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Haven't seen Bumblebee so I can't talk about that though.
      Ruined with miscegenation.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What am I supposed to be looking at in these trash movies?

      I feel the same. I was in the right demo for the original Bay movie and walked out disappointed. My dad was all "that's a movie you NEED a threater to see" but I wondered if he meant that he just felt the same way I did. LOTR was a bajillion times better on a threater screen, but every character was 1 tangible unit whose movements were meaningful and decipherable. Bayformers and its spawn simply spew garbage interspersed with "answer" beats that address the question "what the hell did I just see in that steaming blur of cgi bullshit"

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Stop forcing this stupid fricking b***h. I hate you and want her dead by association. You disgusting fricking shill homosexual.

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Wow I'm really excited for Goyflick™ ugh it's been too long since the last one I hope Character™ I never heard of before is in it.

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >franchise about transforming robots locked in millions of years of conflict
    >small hat tribesmen feel the need to inject #diversity into it

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    what was the name of the flamethrowing ant guy?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Inferno. Voiced by a pretty notable Canadian bluesman Jim Byrnes

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i’m already tired of this b***h and i don’t even watch tv anymore

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >ortega is a beast wars chad
    holy kino

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My opinion of her rose to 11/10 after she deleted her tiktok. Currently my opinion of her is 13/10.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >she deleted her tiktok
      That's impressive for a young female actress to give up that kind of attention.

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    MASSIVE BOMB written all over this movie

    they shouldve been doing a gi joe/transformer crossover by now with masks in the works

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >gi joe/transformer

      that's something I never understood never happened. In almost all the transformer movie, the humans were majority military. There wouldn't even need a transition or explanation for the crossover

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