TRUE DETECTIVE

Is everyone hyped for our boys coming back? Now that season 4 is confirmed, I wonder where the fuck they can go from here. It's been a few years, and Matthew McConaughey has gone insane in his private life, but Woody Harrelson has still got it. I'm still going to be reserved until they release footage, but holy shit Kino is back on the menu.

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's about two lesbian detectives in an Alaskan snow desert. We'll see.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      B-but time is a flat circle... I thought the guys were coming back...

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can predict the show is going to be slowpaced. Because of the environment. So that's kinda good, they'll have to keep the boring moments interesting. There's going to be drives. And dealing with the clothes and darkness and isolation. Might be a young citygirl coming in as opposed to Jodie Foster's old veteran: 'This is a nice quiet town' shit. Darkness shots. A lot of darkness and light. There will be some nice photography. If they have a discussion about the stars at one point, I'm going to kill myself. But, I'm kinda hoping it will be good. Hopefully, they'll do some fanservice and there's something about the first season in there. Implying the tentacles and the size of this organization we never got to see.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Are the detectives going to kiss? Like Rust and Marty did?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            There's a Jeremy Renner cameo. He's the town drunk who inadverntently leads them to the town killer.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Is the killer a snowplow and the victim his severed penis?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Fucking sick cultists cutting a man's penis off with a snow plow. And I thought s1 got dark

                Did he actually get his dick cut off from the accident? Fucked up if true

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yep. 100% clean cut. Severed him like a eunuch.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Fucking sick cultists cutting a man's penis off with a snow plow. And I thought s1 got dark

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous
              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Gruesome. Evil. I cant wait for season 4.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >He's the town drunk who inadverntently leads them to the town killer.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I fucking wish

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is the only way they can get people to watch the new season

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They aren't back. You lied.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >here's your true detective, bro

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh fuck, did Common troon out?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >cast some sheboon ex-boxer with one other acting credit for no reason
        They really can't help themselves, can they?

        >Matthew McConaughey
        >Woody Harrelson

        >Colin Farrell
        >Rachel McAdams

        >Mahershala Ali
        >Stephen Dorff

        >Jodie Foster
        >Kali Reis
        Is it just me or one is not like the other? Getting Jodie Foster was a huge win but S04 has potential to bury the series for good.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          there must a huge market for bean flicking mysteries, they are everywhere. How long b4 Hells Kitchen is just a lesbian eating a stick of butter and crying?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cast some sheboon ex-boxer with one other acting credit for no reason
      They really can't help themselves, can they?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      >Matthew McConaughey
      >Woody Harrelson

      >Colin Farrell
      >Rachel McAdams

      >Mahershala Ali
      >Stephen Dorff

      >Jodie Foster
      >Kali Reis
      Is it just me or one is not like the other? Getting Jodie Foster was a huge win but S04 has potential to bury the series for good.

      HBO probably can't afford to throw dumptrucks of cash at movie actors anymore because of what a shitshow their streaming service has been, so all we get is Jodie Foster this time around.

      Colin and vince are also way cooler than the reddit nihilism

      Based and doggy dog Chinaman-pilled

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    new seasons gonna be pozzed, just be glad s1 exists

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    season 2 was better than the first

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      based take. LA is inherently more important than some bumfuck nowhereville.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Colin and vince are also way cooler than the reddit nihilism

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Season 2 is the best season of television made in the last decade and it isn't even close.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >FROM THE DUSTY MESA

  9. 2 months ago
    sage

    not sure if bait or retarded

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