True Detective Season 2

ITT: Shows that were negatively astroturfed by critics because they told uncomfortable truths that threaten their livelihoods.
>checks gun
>lights cigarette
>strolls into the night
LATELY I'M NOT FEEEELING LIKE MYSEEELF

  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a dog eat dog world, Ray. And I'm a fucking Chinaman

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's like blue balls, in your heart.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Caspere knew this

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's like blue balls, in your heart.

      Caspere knew this

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm feeling pretty apoplectic myself

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I've never lost my cool Ray, not once. Not even when my fucking refrigerator was stolen.

      this meme was so hard to do properly, no wonder it died so fast

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The first one is just a line from the show lol. It's so hard because it's actually magnificent writing. It would be like trying to drop fake Shakespeare and Poe quotations into The Wire as a meme.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          not only that, it's really hard to come up with a good punchline that ties into the 'proverb'

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Reminds me of the anon that did the plane scene as Shakespeare. Still makes me crack up when I think of it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      its chinamen
      retard

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Chinamen would be the plural form, ESL.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He fucked his daughter ?

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alright, You wanna squab? That thing that you thought that you is, you is no more.

    What the fuck are those teeth? Hand me my pliers.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Low Winter Sun
    >w-wait? This isn't Breaking Bad?! Why are the characters all so mean? Why is their situation so depressing? Which one is the one who knocks?!

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rachel McAdams is SO fucking hot in TD Season 2.

    And Kelly Reilly (Vince's hot redhead girlfriend) is hot in everything she's in.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Meh, she looked better in Red Eye. Her TD character also probably has a 50+ body count.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can fix her, bros.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can fix her, bros.

        what did she want that dude to do?... Anal? I assumed anal but anal seems pretty tame for him to react that way.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          she probably wanted to peg him

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I would let her peg me but the way he reacted doesn't make sense for pegging either.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Clearly a deep cut to imply he too was traumatized by hippie cult buttsex as a child.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I assume she wanted to be smacked around, choked, and treated like nothing but a hole to fuck. She wanted him to be relentlessly mean to her while fucking her, akin to rape. Hell she probably also wanted to say no, fight back, cry, the works. Not everyone is into it and the first time I was asked to do some of that I was a bit taken back.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I assume she wanted to be smacked around, choked, and treated like nothing but a hole to fuck. She wanted him to be relentlessly mean to her while fucking her, akin to rape. Hell she probably also wanted to say no, fight back, cry, the works. Not everyone is into it and the first time I was asked to do some of that I was a bit taken back.

          Also he may have been actually trying, but not trying hard enough. Some women want to be slapped across their face hard enough to leave a mark, to have their nipples pinched and twisted. To be choked until they're about to pass out. And some of them with act aggressively to try and get you into that space too. The problem being it's possible she didn't talk about it before hand much.
          >while fucking
          >"I want you to choke me."
          >"Oh, like this."
          >"No, harder."
          >"I dunno."
          >"Just fucking do it you homosexual."
          And then he either got mad and stopped or just couldn't do it.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            THIS. Especially being a cop, the second he left marks on a woman's body he was known to be associated with his career would be over, consensual or not. And that isn't even taking personal discomfort into account.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              The danger-eroticism of potentially destroying my entire life by slapping the shit out of her and making her pussy gush by the act of doing it would really tempt me.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >me when a succubus homunculi tries to entrap me

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah definitely not something I'd do with someone I'm just seeing casually, especially at work.

              >t. girlfriend likes to be treated like a piece of rapemeat during sex

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I've sent the Michael Jordan "Stop it, get some help" gif to every woman that has ever mentioned BDSM to me and I feel like a better man for it every time.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're a better man than I.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            The only time I had sex with a real slut and she asked me to go hard and call her a whore I couldn't perform because I was roiding and my dick wasn't working. She even reached out to me later but I cold shouldered her because I was hating myself so much.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I assumed anal or pegging.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can fix her, bros.

      what was the point of her backstory

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Laying the groundwork for what an open secret all the corruption and rich cultist shit was. You could see on her face how disturbed she was by how casually she was able to get answers from her own father about what was happening.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    2>1>3(still kino though)
    I suspect 4 will actually be kino, not getting my hopes up though

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >4
      >kino
      Yeah, can't wait for lesbian self-hating white woman Jodi Forster and zero charisma black bitch with no flaws.
      Gonna be a blast.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        you bet your ass the whole thing will be a rape allegory if Jodie foster is in it

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          How ironic... Kristen Stewart is a dyke because Jodie Foster raped her during the filming of Panic Room.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            really
            I had never heard that

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        If something looks shit, it will be kino and vice versa

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          That is almost never true.
          Caspere knew that.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know if you know this, but actors are not the people they play on TV. That said it'll likely be shit without Nic Pizzolatto.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know if you know this, but what I described was the characters they were gonna play, not who they are.
          Did you not see the trailer?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I can tell everything about characters from a 30 second promo
            You did not make the point you think you did there.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I never learn anything from my experiences as a person
              It's called pattern recognition.
              Ironic that I didn't use it when replying to you, knowing that you're gonna act like a fucking retard when proven wrong, due to cognitive dissonance.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >literally judging any Hollywood product by its trailer knowing how loaded editing can be
                Your pattern recognition is not as good as you think it is.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Go back

                >I never learn anything from my experiences as a person
                It's called pattern recognition.
                Ironic that I didn't use it when replying to you, knowing that you're gonna act like a fucking retard when proven wrong, due to cognitive dissonance.

                Last part is especially important for you.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >when prove it wrong
                Prove it then you autismal homosexual. Except you can't because the show isn't out yet and you're just talking out of your ass on a basketweaving forum.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Im sorry but season 2 was so bad I never even gave 3 a chance. I dont even know if theres a 4 tbqhf. I will say it had potential, i loved all the characters, but the story was so boring and slow and gay. Dont get me started on the shootout

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >punctuationlet can't into realistic shootouts conspiracies that don't get wrapped up neatly with a bow
      Everything's ending. Time to wake up.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw too stupid to Frankpost

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I've never lost my cool Ray, not once. Not even when my fucking refrigerator was stolen.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ITT: Shows that are truly awful and deserve every ounce of scorn they have received.
    FTFY. Great first post btw.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      t. Bird man with a shotgun

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Entire season is mogged by Season 3s ending shot of Ali wandering into the jungle.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It's a dog eat dog world, Ray, and I'm the fucking chinaman

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So how long do we give Nic Pizzolatto before he's blackballed from Hollywood? Blade is stuck in production hell, and HBO is just using him for his name at this point. When does the Bohemian Grove finish him off?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      he'll probably fuck off after S4 or maybe there will be another one if this one succeeds, then he will disappear and work on some small time shit, maybe producing a mid movie every couple of years.
      i honestly never saw him as some master writer, S1 was the lightning in the bottle that did well thanks to the direction of fukunaga to some degree. of course the gloomy setting, the plot, doomer philosophy and allusion to the paranormal was golden so it had most things going for it.
      the moment pizza was on his own he couldn't live up to his reputation and even though i personally liked the other seasons i get how a convoluted film noir in and around LA just wasn't what everybody expected and wanted.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >i get how a convoluted film noir in and around LA just wasn't what everybody expected and wanted.
        This I actually agree with, it does feel tonally out of place in the context of the other two seasons. The hatred for the writing and direction is completely overblown, though. I also went into it expecting a spooky, lovecraft-alluding psychological thriller, but that doesn't mean I didn't love the Eyes Wide Shut meets Heat hybrid that we got instead.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    mogs season 1-3

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Night Country
      >Interview scene is in daylight
      What brilliant subversion

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it worth finishing season 3, I got about half way through but got bored. Does someone want to spoil it to me?

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a fucking brilliant season. I love how all the villains basically succeed

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Exactly, by the end you weren't rooting for the protagonists to win, just hoping that enough of them escape and survive so you don't feel dead inside after watching it. Frank and Ray's deaths hit me in the feels.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >WHERE DOES LOOOVE GO WHEN IT GOOOOOES

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