True Detective Season 4

The best season ever?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What would happen if the white guy replied something how much "you folk" like KFC which was invented by a southern white man

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      indians like kfc?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        oh my bad i thought she was black using terms like "type of ho"

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      idk what would happen lil yt boi?

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I go to ice cave. Far from APF jurisdiction, and the natives will not extradite one of their own.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s not going to be a meme, shill.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's like someone wrote this scene to specifically post on Cinemaphile

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jury's still out for me, tbh. Neck and neck with season 1 right now. Going to come down to the ending. I'm leaning towards trusting the critics, as its got a near 100% rating, that 4 is just going to edge it.
    Can't wait though. Love the spooky vibe and weird feel, the tension in the cast, and the new location. Feels like it hasn't been done before.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i'm trans btw

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Trans lead character is fricked in the head, sees shit, and is liked by nobody

        I thought the trans subplot was handled quite gracefully and respectfully. The writers have definitely done their research!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You’re just seduced by the supernatural vibe that you feel like you haven’t gotten enough of in the past seasons and the connections to season1. Sleep on it and you’ll see how cheesy the writing and direction is. It’s like when people loved The Force Awakens right after they saw it before it dawned on them they got duped

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Seasoning pancakes? Is she putting Lawry's on it?

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Has there ever been a more telltale sign of widespread cultural insecurity than the "white people don't season their food" bullshit?
    If I have to choose a people that I want to listen to and emulate and one of them invented electricity, the internet, the internal combustion engine, indoor plumbing, etc., etc., etc., and the others most significant contribution to the world is putting too much salt and hot sauce on things, i'll choose the former.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Has there ever been a more telltale sign of widespread cultural insecurity than the "white people don't season their food" bullshit?
      Bringing up random white inventions when someone says you underseason your food.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You’re right, not nearly enough onion powder and paprika on those pancakes

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm white and I season my pancakes

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The best season ever?
    No.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know much of native american cuisine. Do the use a lot of spices? Especially up in the north where the series takes place?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Alaska's world famous for their involvement in the spice trade. Shitloads of stuff growing up there. It's why the Europeans wanted to colonise them.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who writes this shit?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its fake muppet

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > yet she still prefers getting fricked by white dick.

    Black person woman logic

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >WHITE PEOPLE WHITE PEOPLE WHITE PEOPLE

    i want to mindbreak this B into a 50's housewife. truth is, the season is just one long joke. the ending is just based off of some Russian horror copypasta. I'm not even joking.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Its actually wild how clearly Navaro is meant to be the writers pet character but shes easily the most unlikable tv character ive seen in awhile.
    Meanwhile Danvers is written to be as unlikable as possible and shes still better than Navaro.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's too paranormal for me 2bh. I like horror and I like paranormal stuff, but for some reason, it doesn't work with S4. Probably because i keep comparing it with S1, and the paranormal stuff was very subtle and just sprinkled around. This, for now, is just straight horror. Which is not bad in itself, just not something I expected. And the Navarro character is annoying and the actress playing her sucks imo

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Navarro experiences more supernatural shit in episode 3 than Rust saw the entirety of S1. This shit desperately wants to be Twin Peaks and it shows.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you just don't understand melaninated spirituality. it's not supernatural, its just how we see the world with our magic

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Navarro experiences more supernatural shit in episode 3 than Rust saw the entirety of S1

        exactly. the only two things I can recall are the spiral in the ending in the cave, and the flock of birds that goes into a spiral (?iirc) in an earlier episode. the whole cult was psycho pedophiles in costumes, nothing otherworldly. And I know it's just bait, the end explanation will be a human killer with the 'but something is out there' trope

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like you’re the same person as

      Jury's still out for me, tbh. Neck and neck with season 1 right now. Going to come down to the ending. I'm leaning towards trusting the critics, as its got a near 100% rating, that 4 is just going to edge it.
      Can't wait though. Love the spooky vibe and weird feel, the tension in the cast, and the new location. Feels like it hasn't been done before.

      but you changed tbh to 2bh to bypass the tbh filter
      You have the exact same writing style
      Why are you doing this

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lol why do autists always have to reveal their power level

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the true detective

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, let this one go. We're putting you on a new case.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This has always been the dumbest shit because it's literally just a midwest thing. White people in the northeast put old bay on fricking everything and in Louisiana, where I was born and raised, we all seasoned the shit out of everything with Tony Chachere's. Also what fricking black person doesn't eat pancakes? Every Black person I know loves that shit.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nah we eat waffles bruh

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I live in Atlanta and I know that's not true. I've seen so much walmart brand of pearl miller pancake mix in black people's shopping carts and I've never met a black family with a waffle iron. Y'all might go out and order that shit, but at home I know you eat pancakes.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      As someone who works on the inland waters of the US. We certainly do season them with chemicals oil garbage etc, can't speak on europe though.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why post these fakes when theres actual cringe antiwhite dialogue every episode?

    >iphone phoneposter homosexual
    figures

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All the "scary" moments they're going for have fallen completely flat.
    >dancing ghost
    >screaming head in ice
    >amputee points and talks in a cheesy demon voice
    That one shot of Reggie Ledoux walking around in his undies in S1 is 100x scarier than any of this goofy shit

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how dimwitted are you?
      >polar nights cause huge distress
      >mining companies are polluting the water
      >alaskans actually have these aparitions in their folklore
      This has all been explained to you in the show numerous times. You need to empaphise more with the people with lived experiences of the true north. besides, the ending will explain everything

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >dude they just see things there
        stupidly implausible and if they use that as a copout in the last episode the show will be even shittier than it seems right now with supernatural explanation

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        homosexual

        Mouthwash hallucinations are not spiritual journeys

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm 1/8 Mexican, and studied anthropology, homosexual. Don't tell me about what's native spirituality and what's not.
          The show truly depicts what the snow's probably like in winter and how it causes difficulties, as well as how the mines destroy nature and dont give a frick about your health.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm full blown mexican you homosexual and I've lived in the cold butt frick rockies in the middle of nowhere as well as been to deep jungles of south America where the natives claim so see witches but are just hallucinations from rum and bad drugs

            Cold spooky nights make noises but there nothing there nor did I see anything.

            The only people that saw spirits or any stupid shit were natives that did too many drugs and also drank mouth wash or handsanitizer

            Stop sucking off the native Americans or portraying the gentle savage meme shit is moronic go visit a reservation the way they live is the true horror

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >lets just hand over our hbo show to twitter users

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >seasoning

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This has the same problem as the Watchmen. It feels like fanfiction where the writers have watched the original material and are deliberately referencing elements of it as fanservice, thus destroying all subtlety. The writing is very on the nose.
    Take the scene for example.
    >"The spiral is older than Ennis. It's older than the ice even."
    As if this old white lady hailed from some ancient shaman tribe.
    I mean what's next? Is Navarro going to say "you telling me we dealing with sum kinda ancient eldritch horror?"

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is she meant to be a native? Why's everybody white in this show, kek. Is this 'muh equality' in action?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Alaska attracts a lot of schizoid/antisocial/misanthropic frontiersmen. Ted kazynsky types

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Old cheddar on french toast is fricking incredible.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >has somehow never eaten or even seen a pancake
    >reaction is AYO WHERE DUH LAWRYS AT CUH?!?
    ok. Thank god these moronic homosexuals are getting better pay after all that striking. Truly a believable interaction

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This actually is a pretty believable interpretation with an overmelanated individual

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >YT be like "oh golly those pancakes are too spicy for me! Don't you have any butter and maple syrup?"

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >you ever heard of seasoning

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yt pipo don season dey pancakes?

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wypipo dont bleach dey pancakes yo

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