True Detective:Night Country-we predict the ending

Episode 6:
Reverend Tuttle-AT LAST ! Now that I have the OMEGA parasite, I will inject myself with its secretion to gain immortality! White Patriarchy will be restored!

Captain Loose Legs and Trooper Injunina try to fight Reverend but all seems lost!

Suddenly!
NOT SO FAST-we hear someone say as RUST arrives with a flamethrower
YOUR RACIST DAYS ARE OVER WHITE MALE. TIME IS A FLAT CIRCLE

Millions Americans clap as Reverend is consumed by righteous fire,

Captain Loose Legs:it seems the real culprit was white privilege and misogyny.
Trooper Injuina:indeed it was. Finding this out made us TRUE DETECTIVE.

They kiss passionately as Rust ritually offs himself out of shame of being a WHITE MALE

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sixteen.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It was all a dream.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >we predict the ending
    >jodie foster solves the case
    >"I AM TRUE DETECTIVE"
    >YOU THINK YOU'RE THE ONLY TRUE DETECTIVE IN THE WORLD?
    >MISS JODIE FOSTER YOU'VE BECOME A PART OF BIGGER UNIVERSE YOU JUST DON'T KNOW IT YET
    >WHO THE FRICK ARE YOU?
    >RUST COHLE, CIA. I'M HERE TO TALK YOU ABOUT THE TRUE DETECTIVE INITIATIVE

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >>RUST COHLE, CIA. I'M HERE TO TALK YOU ABOUT THE TRUE DETECTIVE INITIATIVE

      WELL WELL I GUESS TIME TRULY IS A FLAT CIRCLE

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They would never put Rust over Foster. Instead, a drunk, emasculated Rust will show up to congratulate Foster for taking down the Tuttles where he failed.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >"Who are you?"
      >Camera shows the lower half of a man in a bloody dress pants and shoes
      >"See that's the trouble with living in darkness..."
      >Camera moves upward revealing Frank, wearing sunglasses.
      >"The light blinds you."
      >He hasn't changed out of his dirty, bloody suit since the day he nearly died in that desert. A reminder to himself to never give up.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I am a Jedi, like my father before me. I am not afraid of you, Omega Tuttle.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Wow he looks kink as a Jedi

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The satanic scientist put LSD in the others’ food then they all went frolicking outside singing Twist and Shout a la Ferris Bueller, got lost, took their clothes off and huddled together for warmth while hallucinating and panicking.
    The Tuttle connection is just a red herring, it will be dismissed in an episode or two
    The twist is there’s some native guy working with satan scientist who orchestrated the whole thing because frick wypipo, cold case tongue lady was killed because she was gonna go to the cops
    All the paranormal shit is just the product of drugs and messed up circadian rhythms
    Rust will make an appearance but he’s just gonna go do survivalist stuff in the woods for fun and drop a fanservice line or two (the events of season 1 have made him sober up)
    Marty hasn’t mowed his lawn in 12 years

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Watching reddit cope and seethe over this is fricking hilarious.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I really don't understand how they could defend HBO installing a parasitic showrunner using the brand recognition as a hook vs the actual original creator. Is Alaskan-set propaganda that important to them?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's not what happened. Nic chose to step down

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >chose
          >for sure not strong armed into an "amicable parting ways"

          I really don't understand how they could defend HBO installing a parasitic showrunner using the brand recognition as a hook vs the actual original creator. Is Alaskan-set propaganda that important to them?

          >israeli showrunner
          >parasitic
          Noticing too much

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nic is just upset that S4 got higher ratings than S1

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    so Tuttle Corp is literally Umbrella Corp? I think they release Uroboros in the final ep, it's gonna be epic

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >so Tuttle Corp is literally Umbrella Corp? I think they release Uroboros in the final ep, it's gonna be epic

      Welcome to Tuttlevile, True Detective 5, This time it's personal.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's the Kirkland maple syrup I picked up at the local Costco near the remote research station.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Alaska has costcos

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        There’s a Costco in Anchorage and one in Fairbanks. It makes sense to buy in bulk and truck it in when you’re getting financially raped for living in the Arctic.

        The town this is supposedly based on doesn't have any roads to it. They might as well have just said they're in Fairbanks

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          For me, it's the Kirkland maple syrup I picked up at the local Costco near the remote research station.

          Well they obviously get shit flown in on a weekly/monthly basis.
          Brands are going to exist even in the middle of nowhere.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It's too expensive. They failed to capture reality and instead made it like what a child thinks it would be like. They could have captured the desolation and isolation by doing some research, instead we get a bunch of morons running around what could be any midwestern town

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          it's based off of nome with the crab processing plant, research station and the fact that every single character isn't a drunk native

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There’s a Costco in Anchorage and one in Fairbanks. It makes sense to buy in bulk and truck it in when you’re getting financially raped for living in the Arctic.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      nitpickbros we won...
      >ohl hockey game broadcast on an regional rogerstv channel

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i think it's simply some dumb gas made by the evil mining company that makes people hallucinate

    anyway, are the supernatural scenes REALLY necessary? those are so cringe they drag down the whole thing by at least 2 points

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Buy an ad

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It was ayyas the whole time!

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you still have to insert a mass battle between the king yellow minions and the alaska PD while jodie foster says ''TRUE DETECTIVES, ASSEMBLE'' while the main characters of the other seasons show up

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know what's going to happen but im sure it will be white peoples fault somehow.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I thought the first episode was pretty bad
    But the second episode was much better
    Jodie Foster and the Jerma looking kid are carrying this shit
    It was nice to see some actual investigation work with Jodie and Jerma talking about why the researchers probably left the facility

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    COMPLETE
    GLOBAL
    SATURATION

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I honestly love it so far
    Atmosphere is spot-on and the setting feels unique. The core mystery is captivating and does an impressive job in allowing different directions to be plausible. The show has fun with itself and it's universe, while still taking the storyline and characters seriously. It's dark without slipping into edginess, and morbid without becoming gross and obtuse. The characters are all bleak and flawed, but remain likeable and human. Almost all the actors does a stellar job and the slightly subdued performances matches the tone perfectly. Establishing a larger story with connections to Season 1 is a great idea that expands the entire franchise and raises the stakes. It doesn't feel fan-servicy but instead ends up feeling nerdy, in a good way. It's like a dedicated fan wrote it, but it was touched up by professionals before production. The entire show is atmospheric, creative and I can't wait to see the rest unfold.

    Also Jodie Foster is great

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Dude shut the frick up

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Good morning, sir.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Jodie Foster infiltrates an occult sex party at the Tuttle mansion but due to a misunderstanding she's dressed as a turtle. Then an airplane crashes into the World Trade Center and they all mournfully gather around the television.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    a critic who saw the whole season described the ending as having a "a potentially divisive but amazing feminist twist". do with that what you will

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The killer is some woman who is an incarnation of mother nature who punishes patriarchy for abusing nature and women with climate change and domestic vilence.
    easter eggs about toxic masculinity are all over the place in the first episode: PS5, Blood Meridian and maybe more.
    frick this shit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's gonna be the redhead that works at the crab factory

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I like a skiing holiday as much as the next cowboy, you know why? Cos we are all brothers out on the ice, ain't no injun or white man just plain ol' cold man

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Are you ok, op? Better keep yourself safe, op.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is the old lady who was banging Rust's dad the same lady who works at the crab factory and defended the younger woman who has getting beat by her boyfriend? I'm terrible with faces so I can't figure it out.

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