Truly they were the Last of Us

Truly they were the Last of Us

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe the real friend was the crust we busted on the way

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it was the bust of times. it was the crust of times.

      OMG stop with the forced "crust" meme already...

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I have a lust, a lust for crust.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesnt lust for crust bust
        you're not gonna make it here

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it was the bust of times. it was the crust of times.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Before the wine takes us...what do you say you let me taste that crust...one more time...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      enough. stop.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anybody who gave this shit even a chance, deserved to see vile shit like this

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if you keep talking about shit, i'm gonna get rock hard. then i'm gonna need another man to bust my crust

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        buddy, thats so epic haha

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      LITERALLY the only good episode, chud. besides maybe the first one

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the first one feels like a video game level with literal game objectives

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the second one is even worse.
          >when the rubble falls behins them and traps them in the museum
          lmao this series sucks wiener

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >to see vile shit like this

      But it was done tastefully, you got to hear the shit, not see it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was just a romance story.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    someone post the break up note

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    More like get past the crust.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    stop fricking making this thread. last warning.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      don't get so crusty, chill

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    croûte éclatée
    fin

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    maybe there would have been more of us if they'd busted pussycrust

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dat crussy be fire tho

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love you Anon. Every time I see a crust thread my day improves. I lust for the crust /crust/bros NEVER stop crustptosting they will never see The Last of Crust.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Asses to asses
    Crust to crust

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In gayness and in health

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s crazy how gays replaced Indians as the poop people of the internet, it’s wild.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ANOTHER ONE BITES THE CRUST

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      MAMMA
      I JUST CRUST A MAN

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where did they keep all the diapers?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cailee Spaeny's closet

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'M UP ALL NIGHT FOR GOOD CRUST
    I'M UP ALL NIGHT TO GET CRUST
    I'M UP ALL NIGHT FOR GOOD CRUST
    I'M UP ALL NIGHT TO GET CRUST

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      HE'S UP ALL NIGHT TO GET BUSTED

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I put my finger up a prostitute's ass and made contact with a surprisingly hard log of shit, pushed it and caused her ri want to take a dump immediately. Wonder if crustbusters poke logs of shit when they bust crust.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did you fugg her after she took a giant steamy dump?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >her

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love crustposters, each and every one of em

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >It's another episode of obsessed (totally not gay) chuds fixated with anal sex
    its 2024 fellas, embrace your gay side! all the rightwingers are doing it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      there is no gay or striaght, only crust

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's pride month

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I knew you'd show up. You're in every crust thread seeth posting. Lmao

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >it's da choods who obsess about the anal sex episode, we shitlibs never called it the best episode of television ever

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      shhh everyone. here we can stand and witness those who lust for crust

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >CRUST SHACK
    >BABY CRUST SHACK
    >CRUST SHACK
    >BABY CRUST SHACK

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like cabinfat is behind these threads

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    More like the Lust of Guys

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >31 posts
    >Ctrl+f crust
    >28 results
    The crust is living rent free in your brains, and anuses.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The crust only hardens in our hearts like it hardens in between the butt cheeks. It consumes us whole until we are nothing more than the crusted and the crust spreads to the uncrusted consuming us all. We all unify as one crust together.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SOME- body once told me
    my bull is gonna was gonna roll me
    and bust my crusty butt in my bed
    He was looking kind of hung
    Put his monster in my bum
    Through the surface of my precious crust ring

    Well, the crust start spewing
    And he don't stop screwing
    Crust chunks fly off and the feces start brewing
    Didn't make sense not to live for crust
    Your bum gets smashed in a same-sex lust
    So much crust here, so much crust there
    So what's wrong with staining the bed sheets?
    You'll never crust if you don't keel
    Your booty hole will never heal

    Hey now, you got crusted
    Get your cheeks clapped, go play
    Hey now, you're a wiener star
    Get your crust bust, get laid
    And all those blisters and shart
    Only crusty dicks get to break me apart

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Last of Cr(us)t

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Nast of Crust.

      I have a lust, a lust for crust.

      FRICKING STOP

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I’ve never even watched the show or played the games man, I just had to LOL

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You really busted his crust rofl

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Mmmmm just like a real busted crust. All crusty and full of sticky white stuff covering all the red liquid from being busted open.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous
            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Imagine your occupation being "crust buster." He truly is the Last of Us.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Passion of the Crust

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I just lust to bust crust. I must

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        B-But I am so close to cracking the crust?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        STOP, IN THE NAME OF LUST
        BEFORE YOU BUST THE CRUST

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Nast of Crust.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I push my finger into my ASSSSS
    It's the only thing that busts open my crust
    But it's made of all the blood and cum they bustttt
    Jesus, it never ends, my crust goes deep inside
    If the crust goes on.... IM NOT GONNA MAKE IT!!!!

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth to the childlike man

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nooooooo

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do people keep spamming this homosexual shit.
    Even worse, why change the MD5 every fricking time?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This loser doesn't attend the local crust busters meetings...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >muh heckin MD5!!!
      LMAO imagine being such an obsessed nerd you check every single image's MD5. Get that crust busted, son

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >LMAO imagine being such an obsessed nerd you check every single image's MD5
        I don't. The problem is that this homosexual thread keeps popping up after I filtered it the first time.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This. Cinemaphile is serious business. We discuss serious topics only.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This homosexual

        >LMAO imagine being such an obsessed nerd you check every single image's MD5
        I don't. The problem is that this homosexual thread keeps popping up after I filtered it the first time.

        got ‘BUSTED

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Survive wild zombie fungus
    >Die getting your hole crust busted by a throbbing POZ wiener

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what is this crust posting about

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gay sex between men and the crust of the shit drying on their dicks and buttholes

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A man's ass is crusty because it's hairy and he only uses TP to wipe. Feces is a natural crust-forming material and hair provides abundant surface area to form a gnarly crust. Added to which, deformation and scar tissue from repeated crust-busting creates even more favorable crust-forming conditions by releasing clotting blood and pus, and creating further surface area in lesions.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Okay I think you’ve gone too far now. You really typed that shit out

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If you're gonna discuss the crust, you must understand the crust.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bump

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well yeah. You can't make babies and ensure the survival of your species by ejaculating in another man's rectum.
    So they literally are the last.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Crust has never tasted so good

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That is genuinely well made though

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why the strawberries?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It’s a metaphor for anal gape.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AND IF A DOUBLE DECKER CRUST
    KILLS THE LAST OF US

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Crussy?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Decrust yo ass

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WELL IM JUST A MODERN GUY
    OF COURSE IVE HAD IT WITH A QUEER BEFORE
    CAUSE IVE A CRUST FOR LIFE
    CAUSE IVE A CRUST FOR LIFE

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The Bust of Crust

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >It's CRUSTIN TIME

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Let's get crusty

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can you genuinely point anything wrong with this episode, without being homophobic?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not enough crunchy noises. I though all you homosexuals were into ASMR.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the episode had absolutely nothing to do with the source material whatsoever

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They completely ruined Bill's story from the game.
      Some of the best moments in the game are Bill's banter with Ellie. In the show, Bill dies before Joel and Ellie get to his house, so we never get their interaction.
      The game has some good setpieces in Bill's Town as well, all of which are omitted from the show: upside down Joel, the sneak through the town, and the fricking Bloater boss fight.
      Bill was portrayed by W. Earl Brown, who was in Deadwood and True Detective S2 on HBO, but the character is a libertarian survivalist let's recast him as Ron Swanson!
      Lastly, and most significantly to me, they undermine the tragedy of Bill and Frank by turning it into melodrama. In the game, you get the sense that Bill loved Frank, but Frank couldn't deal with how autistic and cynical Bill was so he ran away. Frank gets infected and hangs himself to avoid becoming a monster. His suicide note tells Bill to go frick himself. Bill is disheartened and pissed off, and helps Joel and Ellie leave in Frank's truck to get them away from him so he can be alone again. None of that is carried into the show, and "Bill" and "Frank" are just entirely different characters.

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >And I'm losing my favorite crust
    >You're losing your bussy again
    >I'm losing my crust
    >Losing my favorite crust

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hello Good sirs.
    I do not usually take part in the practices of your... particular emotional disposition, so to speak, but I recently got hired as ovarseeah and so I need to learn the trade.
    Any particular tips in making the buck's crust easiear to bust?

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why are redpilled incels so obsessed with this gay shit?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >why are crusted crusters so obsessed with this crusty shit?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the real question is why are gays so obsessed with crust, and can it be cured

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cinemaphile is the new /lgbt/ , haven't you heard?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the real question is why did they set up this bait and switch gay filler shit? I felt insulted

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      excuse me sweetie we're crustsexuals

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >is it in? my ass is so loose
    >I just made it past the crust hair barrier and I’m entering the crust hole, feels like I’m poking a breaded chicken cutlet with my dick
    >break that fricking crust hymen
    >im through, its in, crunchy on the outside soft on the inside
    >oh your dick in my ass is making me need to shit
    >shit on my dick…
    >im shitting *BRAAAAAAAAAALPH*
    >frick shit right into my urethra…
    >I did blast the shit-dick spaghetti down my throat!
    >im shit-cumming! *long strand of shit from his dick laces his lips*
    >the brown stache… i needed this
    >im gonna shit, I’m shitting out my ass and dick at the same time
    >*squeeeeBRAAAAAALLLPPHH*

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why is Hollywood afraid to accurately portray gay romance in their movies?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It’s just homophobic nonsense.
        My crust got busted riding horseback.

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Use your crust to grate my dick cheese

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pizza, crust or no crust?

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Naughty Dog was literally put into business by seed money from Sony to make games, and they used to be an AAA developer that made a lot of great games for Sony. Then one of ~~*THEM*~~ took over, muscled out all the people who founded the company, and well...........look at it now.

  48. 2 weeks ago
    SAGE

    >gays are getting gay marriage approved in east and south east asia
    >conservacucks think they can change anything posting their stale pastas on their shithole boards
    hearhy kek

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This was the last show I got to watch with my 2 dads before they died (AIDS).

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you get pozzed from having infected dicks penetrate into your crust hole and slowly waste away and die, what is the name of the zombie you become afterwards?

    >Crust Revenant
    >Crusted Horror
    >Blighted Crust
    >Walking Crust Carrier
    >Diseased Crustbringer
    >Alphabet Abomination

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      homosexual zombie

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    when a muthafricka tries to bust your crust with a muthafrickin crust busta

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      frick i miss chunky non streamlined technology
      tape decks, vcrs, pre microshart computers
      pure ludography

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When the going gets tough
    The tough bust crust!

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=4N0ao7l_RqfqxMGR

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Crust lust

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    More like the Prolapse of Anus

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm tired of this gimmick that every "prestige" show is doing now where they have an episode that has totally different characters and has nothing to do with the rest of the show.

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can't spell crust without us

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sadly this is the last day of the month we celebrate rubbing your dick in another man’s shit. It’s going to be a long 11 months crust brehs.

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >If there's somethin' strange seepin' on your bed
    >Lemme tell you somethin'
    >If there's somethin brown leakin' on your sheets, ow!
    >Lemme tell you somethin'
    >Crustin' makes me feel good!

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Crust status?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Damn how do you recover from a blown out bussy like this?? Do they offer bussyplasty surgeries??

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bloody hell

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I though nikocado avocado posting got you now on the Cinemaphile naughty list

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >There's thousands of kids being groomed in roblox to end up like this

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bad Dragon and its consequences have been a disaster for the human anus.

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's called love you fricking bigot. Bacon. Woodworking. Reddit. Gay anal sex. Mustache. Masculinity. Biden-Harris 2024

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's the actual storytelling behind this scene? Were they infected and had one last buttfrick before turning into zombies or something?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nick Offerman's character was an incel who was groomed by the Australian guy. This is their first buttfrick.

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >check in to crust thread
    >it's become some sort of unitology crust-cult

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why were they willing to bust crust when the negative consequences could never be treated in the post apocalyptic society? Isn't that recklessly dangerous? Does that not go against their personalities? Couldn't they keep their sinful desires in check and settle for beardy blow-jobs instead?

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I hereby declare this amazing mound of shitted man-ass "Crustopia". Population: My crusted-up tongue.

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The truly were the last of us cause two gays can't reproduce lol

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IN CRUST
    WE THRUST

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