>TRY THAT IN A SMALL TOWN

>TRY THAT IN A SMALL TOWN

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >trampling at the zoo

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >my eyes

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >marches on

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Every country song ever mentions small towns, tractors, whiskey, church, GodJesus, sweet tea and nascars

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you forgot dogs

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        RIP doggo, following that fricking moron owner.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          there are multiple videos of that dog doing cartwheels down mountains
          it likes it

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't see how a dog wouldn't get multiple internal injuries from that. Is a dog's rib cage made of titanium?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              sounds like it's about time for evolution to do its thing

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              do humans break their rib cages by doing cartwheels?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Based quads
                Based dog
                Um... yeah... I'm thinkin' BASED THREAD!

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                what a qt dog

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                A cartwheel is slow, controlled and on solid even ground.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >A cartwheel is slow
                for you
                >controlled
                that dog has impeccable form
                >solid even ground.
                sounds like a skill issue

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                indoor gymnastics fans are the worst

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i bet if you asked the bear he would say he wants to go even faster

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                A cartwheel's just a kind of roll. Kinda like a flip.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I love dogs. That is all.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Is that dog made from titanium???

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                no is made from dog

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What about it’s ribs?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >are ribs made of [something thats not ribs]
              No you fricking moron.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That was the point you stupid c**t. His ribs are obviously damaged from that fall.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh I’m the stupid c**t but you don’t know what ribs are made of?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, you are the stupid c**t who can't comphrend basic English.

                not him but that video is about as old as the fricking internet zoomzoom
                and i remember there were multiple videos of the dog doing that shit down different ski slopes
                that dog was a bigger baller than you

                >posts a complete different dog
                You are also a fricking imbecile

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                At least I know what ribs are made of.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm starting to think you don't even know that.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Moron.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                not him but that video is about as old as the fricking internet zoomzoom
                and i remember there were multiple videos of the dog doing that shit down different ski slopes
                that dog was a bigger baller than you

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If ribs are made up of ribs, then what are ribs made of?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ribs, dumbass. It’s all rib.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Haha, but I got you now! Then what are ribs made of? Checkmate Anon. I accept your concession.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Rib molecules

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Turns out dogs are pretty rigid and athletic. Have you ever seen dogs doing sports? I train my dog to climb trees and that fricker will run up and fall back down from 6+ ft and bounce up to go again unscathed.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >nascar
      you've never listened to a country song in your life

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not sitting through an entire song to hear that one nascar reference in all of country music

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No they mention your ex wife and child support/alimony

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I thought they were about cowboys

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >dislikes country
      moron pleb

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >homies be like yo I like country
        >only ever listens to the top 5 Johnny Cash songs

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >popular and old bad
          You are are right, lets listen to country musicians who are actually good like Luke Bryan

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If you’re trying to imply this isn’t a catchy song at the very least I’d have to disagree. If you wanted to post something that actually got on my nerves hearing everyday it was this song.

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            What kind of country song has fricking hip hop beats in it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have never heard a single country song in my life, but I have a feeling that them singing about Nascar is something a person would make up who doesn't listen to it either.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        incorrect, city boy

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And what does rap music mention?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hank Williams III is true outlaw country.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    them god dern rich men
    north of richmond

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus how could someone be so fat and cringe.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://vocaroo.com/1konO6GUGwot

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GET READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SHOULD HAVE BEEN A COWBOY
    SHOULD HAVE LEARNED TO ROPE AND RIIIIIIDE

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WEARING MY SEX SHOES
      RIDING MY PONY ON THE CATTLE DRIIIIiiIIIVVE

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        STEALING A YOUNG GIRLS HEART
        JUST LIKE GENE N ROY
        SINGIN THOSE CAMPFIRE SONGS

        OH I SHOULD'VE BEEN A COWBOY

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This one always gets me misty eyed on those long solemn drives alone.

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  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >most people dislike Country and rap
    >rape is still played 24/7 everywhere and used for all trailers and everything
    >Country is nowhere to be seen(heard)
    Why is rap pushed to much despite the fact most people don't like it?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      As someone who has lived in Alabama my whole life I wonder if maybe the south is the only place keeping country music alive. Country music is pretty much playing in any store you go in unless it’s Christmas time or you’re in one the more democratic places(black places) like Birmingham or Tuscaloosa. I worked at a grocery store for 3 years and it played the same 2 country stations for my entire time there. The classic country station was good because you only heard each song once a day usually but the modern station had like 20 songs on it and I’d lose my mind hearing Heart Like a Truck 7 times a shift every day. Country is alive and well here whether you like it or not

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I dunno Randy, it’s not on the list

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    post your fav country songs
    >hard mode
    no Johnny Cash

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Definitely this

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://youtu.be/Yr9QG-ctphA?feature=shared&t=81

        is this a "larp as an unfunny redditor" day or what?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          u mad?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ?feature=shared&t=81

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      former Nashville roadie here, hold on to your hat, homosexuals
      frick b***hes, get rodeo

      high lonesome sound personified

      Every country list must include one song about the ghost of hank williams or ur gay

      going to Boystown on the mexican border to "see that girl who loves a horse"

      also let's not forget southern rock

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        *frick b***hes get rodeo

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        good taste anon
        i have never know wtf rainbow stew is about, but it's fun to dance to

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It’s definitely some sorta song about being on welfare or getting hand outs but I can’t tell how ironic it’s trying to be. I just like the instruments and feel of the song mostly.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is this country or folk

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    didn't this dude leave Hollywood and unfrick himself

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >try that in a big city, b***h

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God damn white supremacists and their not liking petty criminals

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >im le tough conservative alpha male
    >uneducated moron that literally shits himself crying scared at the thought of NYC public transportation, something children do everyday without a fear in the world.

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