>turn on tv
>every commercial is ASK YOUR DOCTOR ABOUT OUR PILLS
>medicare commercials
>SELL ME YOUR HOUSE
>shriners threatening you to donate or else
>turn on tv. >every commercial is ASK YOUR DOCTOR ABOUT OUR PILLS. >medicare commercials. >SELL ME YOUR HOUSE
Add MyPillow and "Christians for Israel" charities and you've perfectly described a Newsmax/Fox commercial break.
>were you stationed at Camp David from 1983-1994? you may be entitled to compensation
Lol class action lawsuit commercials too. Also veterans charities.
This but only boomers watch fox
how do you know dad?
>only boomers watch fox
*its boomers all the way down.
Wouldn't mode be more useful here?
I’m convinced all “charities” funnel money into israeli agencies and they use that money to make DEI seethe fuel to punish us
It’s pretty insidious if you think about it
Nah, they use it to cheat taxes so they can amass more wealth alongside the mass printed "subsidies" they get.
really makes you think
kars for kids is literally a israeli agency. You can look it up. The money goes straight to israelites.
Christians for Israel is some pathetic overacting. THIS POOR HOLOCAUST SURVIVOR ONLY HAD A CARROT TO EAT. LOOK AT HER. SHE CAN HARDLY SPEAK. SHE LIVES IN A SHACK IN THE WOODS. It's so fake.
>live on a dollar a day
>in abject poverty in what looks like a basement closet
>only have one piece of food to live off of for a week or whatever
Given that somebody who lived through the holocaust would be 79 at bare minimum - we're supposed to believe that somebody who lives like this managed to make it to age 79 without dying? And that they have no family to help support them? Sure it's possible, but I'd imagine there's so very few of them in this condition that it's a bit hard to believe that an entire charity is needed to support them
It's just blatant acting. I bet you the lady in the commercial doesn't even live in that house. When I traveled to china, there were fake child beggars that use full-on makeup to look extremely disabled and banged up. They put on a huge act to try and drum up sympathy from the foreigners they harass in hopes that you'll donate to them. If you are moronic, you might think they are simply in more pain and agony than anyone else you've seen in your entire life, but if you think about it for a moment, you should realize that nobody in real life acts so overly dramatic. When I see those israelite commercials, they remind me of the chinese beggars. It's completely fake.
Correction. I said Christians for Israel, but to be clear I was referring to the International Fellowship of Christians and israelites.
There are a bunch of these commercials but it looks like they're not uploaded. This is not nearly as bad as some of the ones they're playing on tv right now. The one that's like 5 minutes long where they interview the lady is the fakest shit I've ever seen.
ALSO billion-dollar corporations shilling their garbage charities at the checkout, "would you like to donate to X?" and then claim the money YOU donated on THEIR tax returns, fricking insidious, and it's only legal because the Holocaust failed.
I remember all the commercials being these exact same things right before the 2008 crash
Say what you want, but I got a MyPillow back in 2018 for Christmas from an elderly relative, and I got to say... it's a good pillow
They’re only worth it if you get one on discount, but yeah I liked mine but I upgraded to a tailored tempurpedic. Also:
I live in Chaska MN and Lindell is my neighbor, he is an alcoholic and almost every day I see him walk into his house with beer/liquor
well alcoholic is a step up from crack addict, so good for him
I grew up in Minnesota I’ve seen old timers cracking open a fresh crown royal at 6am to go fishing, it’s crazy.
Redpillow me, bro.
I have one that my ex found while dumpster diving (it was still in the box), and I’ve used it as my secondary pillow for years now. Personally I prefer flatter pillows, but if I want a pillow with more arch, the MyPillow is genuinely based
>Add MyPillow and "Christians for Israel" charities and you've perfectly described a Newsmax/Fox commercial break.
Yeah, normal TV channels just show normal commercials like ads featuring transsexuals for pills you can take to hide your AIDS status from blood tests.
Don't get offended on their behalf, moron.
Plus Fox will just straight up sell you catheters
I want frick Yael Eckstein iykwim
>Christians for Israel commercials
>Blackrock commercials
>#StopisraeliHate commercials
Fox is pretty much Knesset propaganda. Would love to see them air Evangelicals getting spit on at the Wailing Wall and then try to explain why it happens
>buy our pills
>get our scam reverse mortgage so we can steal your house
>have you been hurt by these pills? sue now
>donate to israel goy- i mean christian
Is that Hasbullah
Only old people watch TV nowadays.
I've found the commercials directly correlate with the audience they expect that channel to have
those random OTA digital channels like MeTV? it's all accident and medical malpractice lawsuit commercials, payday loans, reverse mortgages, and medications for old people ailments
a channel like FX or Comedy Central will have more beer ads and stuff for a slightly younger audience
>I've found the commercials directly correlate with the audience they expect that channel to have
woah, bro dude really? this is mindblowing.
I'm asking the OP why the frick he's watching channels for boomers
The only channel worth watching OTA is either PBS or MeTV
Why do you watch whatever it is you watch? Stop trying to turn this into some generational identity politics argument.
Its where you can watch Columbo and Gunsmoke
BUZZR and Game Show Network are the best channels on TV, pleb.
This is known as demographics.
congratulations, you've learned that ads are in fact not shown at random, but are targeted in order to be more effective and not waste money that companies spend to have ads shown
Then why have I been getting ads in Spanish when I don't even speak Spanish? Is it because I watched a DBZ video a while back?
somewhere you engaged with something in spanish and a tracker thinks you're interested in that sort of content
On May 12, 2024 at 1:58 PM you were seated next to a Mexican couple at a restaurant. Your GPS signals were in the same location and so now your aggregated anonymized data says "people who went to this restaurant at this date and time have a higher click rate and conversion rate on Spanish-language ads".
>he doesn't know TV ads are personalized
I've been watching a lot of "classics" on Pluto TV, like Matlock, Hawaii 5-0, 21 Jump Street etc
Half the ads are car commercials in spanish. Are there really that many mexicans watching Matlock with me?
No the ads are for the mexican maid you hired to look after your dad as he dies in his house. Hes watching matlock, she gets the ads.
>I've found the commercials directly correlate with the audience they expect that channel to have
its officially summer
>I've found
It's not a secret. It's called a target audience.
>final layer of the analog horror iceberg meme
>"every television is personalized"
Bussin on god fr
Hope you don't find out about streaming. Then as
said, you get Hispanic ads, AIDS medication ads and gutter guard ads on everything from Matlock to RuPaul's drag race.
No shit moron. I did say one of those phone sex ads during the early afternoon one time, I don't remember the channel. Now that's interesting.
cant tell if bait or you're underage
They hated him because he told them the truth
I never understood why I need to ask my doctor about some pills when I clearly don't need them. If the doctor thinks it's necessary surely he'll prescribe them to me anyway?
Yeah imagine going to the doctor and telling then "DOC I SAW THIS COMMERCIAL ON TV ABOUT SOME ARTHRITIS MEDS I WANT U TO PRESCRIBE THEM RIGHT NOW"
You'd think so
But pharma spends A LOT of money on lobbyists and reps to doctors to encourage such behavior. The strategy goes "You're a busy a doctor, you mean well, but you aren't able to keep up on the latest research. Have you heard about X?"
Then pharma also works from the other side, the patient "Ask your doctor about X!", and since medicine is now a service industry, the customer is always right, etc, if the patient says "Yo Doc, I heard about X, maybe I need X"
Few doctors are going to say "No, you do not need X"
So they prescribe X, pharma gets their sales, and then 10 years later when it turns out X gives you stomach cancer, who cares?
It astounds me when anons are shocked that doctors have been making a business out of giving mentally ill people reassignment surgeries recently, when they've always been willing to frick anyone up under a light for cash, let alone throw pills down their throat. They've always been scum.
surgeons have always been psychopaths
they literally make a career from legally cutting people up
while some are lowlifes that see people as expendable like dr. death and the dr. in dallas who deliberately injecting drugs to patients to cause heart attacks, most are intelligent people trying to help and heal people.
If you look up the number of medical malpractice deaths every year you'd be singing a different tune.
then the same people get to make money off
"DID YOU TAKE X BETWEEN THE YEARS 2015-2025? YOU MAY BE ENTITLED TO COMPENSATION"
(the compensation is $3.50 for you, $300 million for the lawyers)
She just dusted off the old "Listerine" advertising tactic.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bad_breath
>Listerine "...was invented in the nineteenth century as powerful surgical antiseptic. It was later sold, in distilled form, as both a floor cleaner and a cure for gonorrhea. But it wasn't a runaway success until the 1920s, when it was pitched as a solution for "chronic halitosis"— a then obscure medical term for bad breath. Listerine's new ads featured forlorn young women and men, eager for marriage but turned off by their mate's rotten breath. "Can I be happy with him in spite of that?" one maiden asked herself. Until that time, bad breath was not conventionally considered such a catastrophe, but Listerine changed that. As the advertising scholar James B. Twitchell writes, "Listerine did not make mouthwash as much as it made halitosis." In just seven years, the company's revenues rose from $115,000 to more than $8 million."
It makes no sense. Why should the patient have to tell the doctor what medicine they need? There's no need for people to see those medicine ads.
Fun fact: America is the only country that allows that.
Here in leafland the semaglutide people just run ads saying ask your doctor, but since they can't tell you what it actually does it's just that repeated.
Especially when they list the 50 different potential side effects clearly but so nonchalantly in the commercial, half of which are either something potentially fatal or that'll frick you up for life.
It’s funny because people seem to forget that they’ve been pulling the same strat they used with trannies on boomers for 20-30 years. Convince the untrained, non medical professional, patient they NEED a specific medication so they can pester their doctor into giving them a script.
Pharmaceutical ads aren't primarily about the people watching, they're not really meant to sell drugs. They are about buying the ad time. If pharma buys 60% of NBC's ad time, they have indirect editorial control over NBC, for instance.
you sell blankets for me now
they should have this guy do a live-action character on Smiling Friends
he died
I legitimately love this lil nibba and wish him the best.
Why do boomers love these inflated shitcoins?
They’re not lying, it’s a solid investment, just don’t buy it from them or you’ll be dead long before you break even.
>he doesnt have AT LEAST 100lbs of silver in his stash
ngmi
Didn't you hear bro? The Chinese totally have tractor beams to trap asteroids with high silver content. It's over for you. I'll buy your stock for half of selling price before it turns worthless.
Isn't this kid basically the plot of Benjamin Button
>turn on tv
sorry, I'm not a retiree collecting social security
I haven't watched anything that isn't from a streaming service or torrented media in like 15 years
>sorry, I'm not a retiree collecting social security
I am closer to that age than I am to college.
Not that I have a job...
It's entirely different in my country. Mostly ads for goyslop and large grocery store sales. Almost nothing related to medicine and donations.
UK or Ireland?
>donate or else
or else what?
He bites your ankles.
>Turn on tv
>Je Suis La Jeune Fille
This and Stations from Bill and Ted are the only two things that didn't adhere to rule 34.
did you even check you moron, that cartoon definitely has rule 34. i'm fapping to it right now.
I didn't have any luck a few years ago. Got a link, bud? Burden of proof is on you.
CLICKETY CLACK
DOWN THE TRACK
It's LOTS & LOTS Of TRAINS!
BIIIG TRAINS
LITTLE TRAINS
FAST TRAINS
SLOOOOW TRAINS
IT'S LOTS & LOTS OF TRAINS!
“We can’t say this tape is for severely autistic morons. But this tape is only for autistic morons.”
My mom bought ne these when I was like 3 and even back then I remember thinking that India looked fricking disgusting when they would show trains in India.
Yes, that's French they're speaking.
Crazy gibberish.
>turn on tv
>AND A TIGER POSTER
>LIONEL COIN BANK LIONEL COIN BANK
>CALL J.G WENTWORTH, 877-CASH-NOW!!
>800-588-2300 EMPIIIIIIIIRE!! Today!!
You had me at tiger poster, where do I sign?
CALL TWO SIX SEEEEVEN, EIGHT FOUR THREE THREE
because the next-best thing to-do, is Dal-worth Clean! *ting*
What's the point of watching TV nowadays?
>Pirate media
>Alternatively watch movies and TV shows without ads on streaming services
>Alternatively just open YouTube and watch 9 hours documentaries on whatever interests you
>just open YouTube and watch 9 hours documentaries on whatever interests you
Fricking brainless zoomers making the same mistakes as their grandfathers.
the garbage they used to show and the intellectual and cultural pursuits that you can enjoy on youtube are light years away from each other.
Brainless. moron. Zoomer.
not a zoomer and what exactly are approved hobbies?
Actual hobbies. Not "watching" youtube essays about random crap to occupy your mind with.
>"actual hobbies"
>gives no examples out of fear they will be mocked
coward
they deleted my fav documentary from youtube, you have to find it on alternative hosting sites
>In The Arms of an Angel intensifies
reminder to donate to the aspca and not peta. peta kills healthy animals and aspca nurtures them and finds them forever homes.
>we talkin' bout cashbackin'!
>it's not a game!
>hi this is Lumé I invented it and you need to buy it and rub it on your pussy and butthole because you stink.
lmfao
my dad mutes every commercial from this broad whenever she comes on
which is always during Rockford Files for some reason
I think it isn't an ad for the guy watching, it's for the elderly old broad sitting in the same room as him doing sudoku
That's how we fund the resistance of capitalism but incels like you wouldn't get it just like you don't get sex
people get stupid tattoos all the time. remember mr. cool as ice.
mr cool ice is not stupid, he's a chill dude
it's MR COOL ICE. come correct hothead
Tell me about Shriners. Is it a scam?
no
It sounds like a scam.
It's Masonic, but weird hipster Masons who act less like normal Masons and more like a Mardi Gras club.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shriners
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shriners_Hospitals_for_Children
would be the more relevant article
>the hospitals are owned and operated by Shriners International, formally known as the Ancient Arabic Order of the Nobles of the Mystic Shrine, a Freemasonry-related organization whose members are known as Shriners.
What the frick
Freemasons aren't really a hidden organization
Their circuses are based. My grandpa was a Shriner and he was a good man. Can't speak for the modern Shriners though.
It's just a big pediatric hospital "chain", I went to one once
Why
Had problems with my legs as a child
So it’s not a racket?
No, it was rickets.
THE SHRINERS AND THE LEPERS PLAY THEUR UKULELES ALL DAY LONG AND ANYONE ON THE STREET WILL GLADLY SHAVE YOUR BACK FOR A NICKEL
WAKA WAKA DO DO YEA!
>GET A REVERSE MORTGAGE, BOOMER!!!!!
>give me your house
ah yes the channel where they convince boomers to sell off every thing they own instead it passing to their kids
Maybe if the lazy-ass kids would actually help out their parents during the teilight years, they wouldn't need the cashflow
Maybe if boomers weren’t worthless pieces of shits their kids might actually want to take care of them.
Are the boomers in the room with you right now?
Yes because they tanked both the housing market and rental market so hard I still live with them while making $100k per year.
Maybe don't live in California
Maybe if you weren't so ungrateful for 18 fricking years I raised you, fed you, clothed you, you'd realize I am the greatest thing to have ever happened to you.
>boomers think basic human charity entitles them to be worshipped for life
lmao
Hey at least they actually sort of raised their kids instead of tossing them an iPad and a pill bottle and wishing them luck.
>they actually sort of raised their kids
Sitting them in front of a TV isn't parenting.
This. Compulsory "education" didn't help either.
>Maybe if you weren't so ungrateful for 18 fricking years I raised you, fed you, clothed you, you'd realize I am the greatest thing to have ever happened to you.
Boomers deserve as much respect from their children, as they gave to their own parents. Which is zero. You homosexuals were born in a White America to WW2 veterans who actually sacrificed, and all you did was promote degeneracy and hedonism.
Will you shut the frick up for once in your life?
No angry rebuttal?
I’m not a boomer. Every generation has takes issue with the one before it since the beginning of time. Yours will be the same. Get over it or go light yourself on fire for Palestine I really don’t care.
>succumb to the cycle it's hopeless
What a genuinely evil post, and all of that from saying you should leave wealth for your young.
I didn’t say that, but you impotently crying about it on a Bolivian buttfricking forum in a thread about OTA television adverts is not as effective as you think it is and your just wrecking the thread.
>your
mongoloid spotted
Coming back 2 hours later to correct someone’s grammar isn’t the win you think it is.
You're still a homosexual, though.
Hey I admire your dedication. Do you want to be friends?
Piss off.
No ones crying, just laughing at pathetic boomers getting what they asked for.
>Give us more of your money you entitled ingrate! I dont care that you're stuck renting the guy from Blue Bloods needs my house now!
>the guy from Blue Bloods
zoom zoom zoom!
Cuck, Magnum, cuck! And sell your house!
I've never heard of this. So you sell your house to them and get an initial sum plus interest for 25/30 years?
They pay you so they can take your house when you die and sell it to chinks.
I got a reverse mortgage to put some money in the three P's. You've heard about the three P's, right?
what are the three P's?
Price
Price,
and Price.
>CBD WORKS FOR ME
>free sample of generic viagra
>wounded warrior
>night vision glasses (every company that sells shit like this are always LIMIT 3 SUPPLY ISSUES ACT FAST)
ota tv commercials are misery porn even as background noise
>CBD WORKS FOR ME
The Harrelson's Own hapa is my commercialfu.
She looks like Sandra Oh, and isn’t that woody harrelsons brother? He’s weird looking.
Don’t forget Black folk, smart female Black folk and happy families with Black person fathers lol
>>turn on tv
That was your first mistake.
>ad for a nonprofit providing housing for homeless teens
>homeless teens look like this
Can we just skip the donations and let these sexy ass teenage girls stay at my place?
They never look like this. They’re always sketched out, either on, or coming down from drugs. and willing to shiv you for the $0.85 in change that are in your couch cushions. There’s a reason their parents don’t want them.
The kid need help. He was cute af & disabled. Help some more . homie, thay still need the help
DONATE.
I.N
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>ONE EIGHT SEVEN SEVEN CARS FOR israeliteS!
>Want to have anonymous sex with random men? Inject yourself with this! Look no AIDS!
>Shots of smiling zesty black men.
Do you by any chance watch a lot of British murder mysteries and schlock horror B movies on Amazon Prime?
This fat b***h stoned out of her mind laying in bed petting her dog all day, used to sell mail order pills, cracked me up.
She should sell her underwear instead
I'm not lying, yesterday I saw an ad for testicle deodorant wipes that featured a White chick in bed with a Black man and she yelled, "you're balls smell" and jumped out of bed.
The West is done.
>sell all or part of your life insurance policy
Yeah, let me pay you $5,000 so that I can make $100,000 when you die. Really give your kids/grand kids one last middle finger while you're being lowered into your grave.
>medicare commercials
Reminder that there is no such thing as "free" healthcare and you are taking a risk of being used as a guinea pig by endorsing it.
I'm beginning to suspect I found this out the hard way.
Dude, the mythology crafted around the Blacks there, already by then the most sexually diseased portion of society by far (men sexing men have taken the crown, but the battle is not over), is mostly bullshit.
I sometimes forget that a significant portion of the population watches this brainwashing all day
It explains so much. I need to remember that
imagine living in a world where you were literally watching ads all day. lmao.
Imagine not understanding that there are alternative methods of advertisement that aren't so invasive, but they STILL do this shit because it indoctrinates people and wastes their time. The more time wasted, the less time spent competing with elites.
Why do you think they let this place live?
Who said I don't understand that?
I like the taste of apples but it doesn't make ice cream healthy
American commercials consist of the advertisers trying to kill americans
Is this more to your liking?
I do like midgets and down syndromers
has anyone every tried throwing one of em and see how far you can make em fly?
All dwarves should be thrown.
>ATTENTION CHRISTIANS, ELDERY israeli HOLOCAUST SURVIVORS ARE STARVING AND NEED YOUR HELP. FOR JUST 25 DOLLARS YOU FEED THEM. DO NOT LET THEM BE FORGOTTEN
these adds feel like a /misc/ shitpost for a scam
If Yael got her breasts out of actually consider it.
So do they help elderly and forgotten Christians?
They help them do the right thing by giving more of their social security money to israelites.
Can I have one of their grand daughters in return?
I literally laughed out loud in front of my family the first time this came on tv like holy shit its like it was made specifically to mock /misc/
Jews man jeez
It’s all pill commercials at this point. I don’t have cable, but when I go to a boomers house they always have the tv on and I’ve noticed that as well the last several years. It’s all just pharma ads.
>Kars 4 Kidz
>...now accepting real estate donations!
>over 95% of donations go to orthodox israeli "kids"
just put the money in the bag goy
>Alec: No more shriners, Kaleb.
>Kaleb: What?
>Alec: I said, no more shriners. Maybe you didn't hear about it, you've been away a long time. They didn't go up there and tell you. I don't do no shriners volunteer anymore.
>Kaleb: Relax, will ya? Ya flip right out, what's got into you? I'm breaking your legs a little bit, that's all. I'm only kidding with ya...
>Alec: Sometimes you don't sound like you're kidding, you know, there's a lotta people around...
>Kaleb: I'm only kidding with you, we're having a party, I just came home and I haven't seen you in a long time and I'm breaking your legs, and you're getting fricking fresh. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you.
>Alec: I'm sorry too. It's okay. No problem.
>Kaleb: Okay, salud.
>Kaleb: [takes a sip from his sippy cup] Now go home and get your frickin' shriners box.
>Alec: Mother frickin' cripple! You, you fricking piece of shit!
>Kaleb: [making moronic sounds and noises] Yeah, yeah, yeah, come on, come on, come on!
>Alec: Motherfricking... He bought his fricking button! That fake tard tough cripple! You bought your fricking button! You mother frick... Frick! Keep that tard here, keep him here!
[rolls away in his wheelchair]
these motherfrickers pose as kids on commercials
I really HATE those hideous goblins
it would be more humane to euthanize them, eugenics is not so bad after all
look at this dysmorphic little monster and dare to tell me that he don't deserve to be bullied
he should be sterilized and thrown into a monster zoo to amuse normal people
They would only be visible when we wanted to and we would not risk encountering such atrocities in the street.
Wow that was like extremely not funny you should kys
CALL NOW AND ANSWER THIS SHAGADELIC MOVIE TRIVIA QUESTION TO WIN A FREE NIGHT AT ti TREASURE ISLAND. WHAT FAMOUS MIKE MYERS CHARACTER IS AN INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY? YEAH BABY!
Is the answer Love Guru?
For me, it's the Skyrizi girl.
>Control is everything to meeeeeeeeee
I take skyrizi and i hate it.
Can I ask why? I thought it was a game changer of a drug?
The tomboy from DirecTV
I miss their marionette commercials...for reasons.
LiMu Emu commercials are pretty kino.
Frick no
Black personTY Black personTY
I wonder how many gullible people actually fall for this shit every year. Surely there must be a good amount for the grifters to keep airing these.
IN THE ARMS OF AN ANGEL
I turn that shit right off. Should be illegal.
That is an American thing.
It is, obviously, also terrible.
For a second I was expecting the commercial to be about a computer CD version of the encyclopedia but then i realized what year it was
Will America be saved when the boomers die or should I move to Europe?
It's just a loan, designed to take your home.
Have you seen the funeral and cremation ads in the UK?
Pure demonic and morbib as hell.
Jesus Christ
Wtf really, the tone how they talk about it and the implications, of these hyper selfish people trying to be above death and God.
That's awful, what the frick is going on with the world?
I don't get what's so bad about it. It's a real thing you have to consider when you get old.
>"we'll be right back to Hannity after the break"
>reverse mortgage your house to blackrock
>donate your money to israelites in israel
>donate your old car to israeli kids instead of giving it to your grandson
>donate to shriners, get a blanket
>subscribe to pcmatic (I have a mac)
>out of money
>re-up with a western sky payday loan
>buy thirty mypillows
>subscribe to FoxNation over the phone, have no clue how to access it
>donate more money to israel (they survived the holocaust)
>can't remember whether I have mesothelioma or not
>may be entitled to compensation (I'll donate it to israelites)
>buy gold and silver coins
>donate gold and silver coins to israelites
>die
You know I actually feel bad for the tobacco industry…
If degenerate pharmaceuticals have a home in advertising, why not cigarettes too?
>sell me your house
I work night shift at hospital and boomers always pass out with the TV on. Ngl some times I just stand there for longer watching comfy infomercials.
I don't watch TV anymore but I can tell the propaganda and brainwashing has been turned up to 11 through my baby boomer mom. She has gotten extremely aggressive with virtue signaling, repeating mantras and straight up just yells WHO ARE YOU VOTING FOR?! if any conversation gets slightly political. It's pretty sad to see.
I tried watching tubi or one of those free streaming services and they kept giving me commercials of gay men with their adopted sexual toy and commercials for medication for gays to prevent the transmission of HIV
This commercial is disgusting. The slum tattoo gave you HIV.
I like when they say you shouldn't take the medicine if you're allergic to the medicine.
Facebook ads used to be that way for me. My guess is they assume if you're 30+ and single you must be closeted.
For me it's the animated pubic hair rap.
>full body deodorant ads
anyone noticed the rise in these ads? not sure if it's some kind of psyop or just simple demographics recognizing that there are more poc in america now and they need stronger odor control
Something happened early this year that caused everyone to suddenly start riding this dick. Advertising? Social Media Algorithm?
you have odor as well but people are polite and simply not state it.
>t. smelly brown
Hi I'm here with Lume deoderant because my pussy frickin stinks. Everyday I get approached in real life by people that recognize me 'Hey aren't you that stinky pussy lady?!' Well I'm here to tell you the rest of my body stinks as well, buy Lume.
Use more if it's for the whole body. Product doesn't last as long, meaning you buy it more.
Fat fricks are stinky.
CALL LEAF FILTER TO PROTECT YOUR GUTTERS
STAY OFF YOUR ROOFS MOTHERFRICKERS
ANIMAL CRACKERS IN MY SOUP
Anyone have the "He was a made Shriner" meme.
I don’t have to imagine
Who here has a bunker
Who here has seen 10 cloverfield lane
>Donate to Freemasons ever
over my dead body
?si=M1C4JCezYffIb7I_
>Commercial would never work in real life.
>Watching cable in 2024
BOOMER
Also the more people stop watching cable, the more shitty commercials they need to make up for the revenue loss.
Celtics gonna sweep.
18
oh frick... I forgot to put the game back on when I went on the computer.
Thanks
I wonder if they get complaints for this one. I noticed a version where there's a narrator talking and you can't hear her singing.
why are there hiv pills commercials on fricking everything, like do you really take a shotgun approach to advertising for hiv pills?
it's about normalizing homosexualry to the general populace
>that one kid who had that disease Samuel L Jackson’s character had in Unbrekable
>had like 100 surgeries already
>one kid
>100 surgeries
I dunno man, I think it would be more cost effective to let the kid die and use that money for the other kids.
They want you to believe prescription medicine will help you and if there are severe side effects they would try those with additional medications so either way it's a win win for the pharmaceutical industry. They do not mention that energy healing can fix the problems directly without medication.
You got a jerking off crystal too? Neat. I love charging my jerking off crystal with my bros.
based and crystalpilled
>a life threatening infection of the perineum may occur
How does a medicine target the skin of that one area?
My moronic woke boomer mother donating to charity has turned me off from EVER donating to a charity or giving a charity my phone number or mailing address. She literally gets called by Pajeets begging for money atleast six times a day, fricking vultures. I'm not against giving money to some homeless white person who's poor, even though they probably will spend it on drugs. Atleast you gave them some help when society ignores them.
*screams at you to go to college while you’re faking sick from school*
>turn on tv
>every commercial is GAMBLE IN OUR ONLINE CASINO!
>quick loan commercials
>gambling addiction treatment commercials
Welcome to Sweden
commercial is GAMBLE IN OUR ONLINE CASINO!
I hope that all gambling is made illegal again when we rebuild the world after the next big war
Thanks for letting me remember the last time I actually watched TV was in like 2015. Damn, I do sort of miss the discovery channel, though.
This shit is evil
Same with reverse mortgages. Why do boomers love giving away their cash to corporations instead of their children?
In defense of the boomers, some of their children just left them to rot in a nursing home
What will these frickers all do when boomers die? I can't imagine they can grift off them for much longer since even the youngest ones have one foot in the grave.
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