It doesn't work Karl!
lil monkey fella by the computer
When the next elevenlabs pops up I need to record some new Karl kino with the lads chiming in
Absolute bollocks. Absolute shit. Wouldn't work. Next.
Something's had it away with a leaf
THAT DID NOT HAPPEN
>outs Ricky and Stephen as close minded midwits
What an absolute madman. Humility and saying what you mean goes far when dealing with their type
It was funny how absolutely angry Stephen used to get about it towards the end. I even remember Karl got a good jab in at him once and Stephen spent the rest of the episode seething and throwing out random insults trying to save face. No wonder neither of them want anything to do with him anymore.
Mostly Ricky, but yeah. I like how he repeatedly exposes him for the ignorant, close-minded, and intolerant jackass that he is.
I can't get over the fact that this nigga looks like a low-T gayboy version of Pierre Woodman.
Right well that's another feature gone
>K: They said, "let's do a little business with the bananas"
>S: Let's do a little business with the bananas?!!!!
>R: THIS IS SUCH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!
what's amazing about Karl is that he read the email for 20 seconds before doing the monkey news and he made it into a 3 minute bullshit story where the monkeys talk to each other and there's a class of monkeys living in a rough neighborhood on the island
Bibbismem, bizmismem, businessmen..
You guys realise he's an actor right? No way would someone believe you can create a manmoth or that a chimp drove off to Spain
Brits are dumb. He appeals to chavs and working class Brits. Ever heard of lumpenproles? That's England. Most of them are barely more intelligent than a cow. Some of the densest cunts you'll ever encounter. So they find this shit hilarious.
Have you ever been to Manchester? I spent a semester there during college and my god it's literally full of Karls. I knew this guy who told a story about how he laid down on a hill one day. Plane flew by, he saw the pilot wave at him.
Karl exaggerates as he grew into being more comfortable on air, but there's this place in england called the Norf that's nothing but Karls
>2 Brits laughing at 1
>he concludes Brits are dumb
>then goes on to specify England in particular
>he saw the pilot wave at him.
That pilot's got some long arms and he's eating a lot more bananas than usual that's a bit weird
Lel, I've met people just like him.
Now that the dust has settled, WHO was right in the 50p argument?
Karl says it's not about the 50p, but it was about the 50p, Steve won.
Karma for Steve 'helping himself' at the cash machine.
Steve was right here, tho. Help yourself innit
>there's a glory hole in the back still.
>fella comes whizzing past
turns out, the janny is a little monkey fella who does it for bananas
little tranny fella.
PLAY A RECORD
Because puttin a kid in a wheely bin isn't a good thing to be doin.
a'ight let's leave it
if it's all about arse why don't gays like a bit of tit?
>another Bong thread
Get your own board, Nigel
Me, a Chinese fella and an old bloke,
Who looked like Mr Burns from 'The Simpsons',
Don't know what was wrong with him,
But breaking wind was the symptoms.
No one visited him or called him.
He seemed quite lost to me.
As well as wind problems,
He had a colostomy. When I left,
I said "see ya" to the old man.
Turned out the other fella wasn't Chinese,
He was from Japan.
it would be spiteful to put jellyfish on a trifle
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