Turns out chloroform doesn't actually knock people out in ten seconds like in the movies and is in fact just as likely to kill you

Turns out chloroform doesn't actually knock people out in ten seconds like in the movies and is in fact just as likely to kill you

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    sauce on these two broads?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      redhead is karlie montana

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        o7

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Why do people say this so much lately? How does “o7” even translate to “thank you”? Are zoomers so tiktokked that even “thx” is too much to type now?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            it looks like a guy doing the military salute, kinda like how o/ looks like a guy waving

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            anon you must be genuinely moronic. It's a salute and it's been around for years and years

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I’ve never seen it at all until seeing it 3 separate times this week on here

              The o is a head and the 7 an arm so o7 is someone giving a salute but I still think everyone who types like that deserves to get beaten to death with a claw hammer in front of their loved ones

              I wouldn’t go that far lmao but it’s pretty lazy

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Then you've only been online for a week. You can search for o7 and one of the results will be an Urban Dictionary definition from 2007.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No. I’m right.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                k

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                In what way and to what end?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Nothing matters or even exists until I become aware of it. Anytime I discover a new series it’s almost guaranteed to get a sequel or revival soon. This happens more and more often the older I become. I am convinced I am able to will things into existence. Therefore, this o7 did not exist before this week.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                you sound like a woman or a troony

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You can just call me..the nobody.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Imagine tripling down when you've already shown everyone how moronic and new you are.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Daily reminder that DEATH TO ALL MILLENNIALS

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >my source is Urban Dictionary
                End your life.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It's been around since BBS forums in the 80s, kiddo.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It was around in the 90s you frickin moron

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              It's supposed to be a salute, the "o" a head and the "7" the arm and hand.

              it looks like a guy doing the military salute, kinda like how o/ looks like a guy waving

              it's a little circle head raising his stick arm and hand up for a proper salute
              Here's the one for heil hitler o/

              It's fricking stupid and there needs to be consequences for it.

              The o is a head and the 7 an arm so o7 is someone giving a salute but I still think everyone who types like that deserves to get beaten to death with a claw hammer in front of their loved ones

              Absolutely correct.

              The o7 salute is as old as 1337speak zoomie

              No it isn't. Stop being fricking stupid.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >No it isn't.
                See

                Then you've only been online for a week. You can search for o7 and one of the results will be an Urban Dictionary definition from 2007.

                >Verification not required

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >muh consequences
                What are you gonna do fatass

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I know it's that old because I personally invented it back in the early 00's

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                your zoomer is showing

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Drink bleach to cure your zoomeritis

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It's supposed to be a salute, the "o" a head and the "7" the arm and hand.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The o is a head and the 7 an arm so o7 is someone giving a salute but I still think everyone who types like that deserves to get beaten to death with a claw hammer in front of their loved ones

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous
          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The o7 salute is as old as 1337speak zoomie

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            it's a little circle head raising his stick arm and hand up for a proper salute
            Here's the one for heil hitler o/

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Many many years ago, when I first got "high speed internet" (DSL), I downloaded a video starring Karlie Montana and Sativa Rose. It was one of those "reality" pornos. They pretended to pick up some innocent girl in a store (Sativa) and take her back to an apartment and frick. The guy shooting the video would not shut the frick up until they started fricking. Seeing the OP just hit me with a bunch of porno nostalgia. Sativa was wearing a yellow top and underwear. It was so hot.

        >pic unrelated

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          great thanks now i'm going to have to spend the rest of the night looking for this

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Eve Laurence on the right.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's a name I haven't heard in a long time

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How long does it take to knock someone out?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      At least five minutes. But it’s a very fine line between inducing unconsciousness and death

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i few seconds if you know how to rear naked choke someone properly

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    One of the many lies you learn later in life, like quicksand.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Some people never learn or don't even try to learn.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      While not quicksand, I did manage to fall into a bog, and it was something to find out that no, I am not just getting out. Had to escape without pants and boots.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    epic breasts holy cannoli

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      cannoli XDDD i wonder what old term from the 90's were gonna dig up next!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I think people should start typing "hmph" more often, it was a way more commonly written phrase back in the 90s/00s. Now people just use "hmm" which sounds like a sassy black woman when read out loud

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >kill you
    You mean kill "them"? As in the victim or both people?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah it backfires and knocks out/kills you sometimes. It's dangerous

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i remember seeing a documentary years and years ago on this killer custodian that tried to chloroform some school girl to rape her but it killed her instead

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      name of killer?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i dont remember, it was like 2002 when i saw the docu

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Ichi

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        John Henry Horton

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        albert einstein

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There was an army officer here who killed some women because he thought hitting them on the head with a flashlight would knock them out.
      His interrogation is on youtube somewhere.

      https://i.imgur.com/VSysvmG.png

      Turns out chloroform doesn't actually knock people out in ten seconds like in the movies and is in fact just as likely to kill you

      >be serial killer ed kemper
      >kidnap a teenage hitchhiker to rape and murder
      >throw her in your car
      >accidentally lock yourself out
      >she lets you back in
      >???
      >profit

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        speech 1000000000

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I wonder what went through her head as he choked her out.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >at least he's tall

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Hold the frick up is that Mr. Beast?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair what is she going to do? You can't just get out of the car and get away. Not only that but you're gonna suffocate in a hot car

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Drive away?

          He locked himself out which means the keys are inside the car that she's in.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I can't really say either way, anon.

    If you are going to do it, grab the revolver by the barrel, and strike with an overhead swing downwards onto the skull of the...uhhh..."reticent individual of interest" with the butt of the pistol.

    Never pistol whip with the backstrap, as it can damage the firearm into inoperability.

    And just don't even try to pistol whip with a semi-auto. Unless maybe it's the Dirty Harry AutoMag. That one would probably be just fine.

    Outside of that, always remember the classic CQB of "Buttstroke to the Head!" but remember to holler at the individual that you are going to perform this action prior to actually doing it, as it increases your hit chances.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >but remember to holler at the individual that you are going to perform this action prior to actually doing it, as it increases your hit chances.
      It's science. Yelling "Hiyah!" or "tsuh tsuh oyah!" while fighting is guaranteed victory.
      Also remember to turn around after delivering the last blow, your opponent WILL fall over and explode.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Name of the sexy girls on OP pic, dear sir?

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    raep

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    forced unconsciousness in general is always really messy and dangerous. If you knock someone unconscious they likely have brain damage, especially if they stay that way for more than a minute. If you pump gas into a building to "knock out" everyone they would all die because anesthesia is very delicate and each person needs a different amount.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Reddit gold

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Oh, my bad. Movies get everything right about chloroform and guns and every other subject. Is that Cinemaphile enough for you?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This, it kind of takes me out of a scene when someone becomes instantly completely unconscious after getting knee'd in the back or hit with a blowdart or something stupid like that.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This, and when a thrown knife/shuriken hits someone, usually going only about an inch into his back, he dies instantly.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Because showing how it takes between 20 and 80 stabs to kill someone does not make for good cinema in most cases

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >20 and 80
            It takes exactly one. Two if you want quick unconsciousness. Or a long knife.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Watch out for Rambo over here

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Tell that to Varg Vikernes

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Then don't have him die by a thrown knife.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    there is no gun pointed at the gf

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How would you feel if you didn't eat breakfast this morning?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        question doesn't make sense because I did eat breakfast

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >coalburner already
    >dreadlock braids
    Strange case where I wouldn't convict the future scientists if they had killed the both of them but would because they didn't.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >coalburner
      Everyone in the video is black.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Then why am I watching it? Keep this shit on WorldStar where it belongs. There's nothing remarkable going on there, it's just Wednesday to them.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Propofol

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's how they got Michael.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I mean that's how he got himself. You know you are a serious druggie when you have your own personal doctor on the payroll

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There was an army officer here who killed some women because he thought hitting them on the head with a flashlight would knock them out.
    His interrogation is on youtube somewhere.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Russell Williams

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks, what a fricking coomer dumbass.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >why stayvun

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How are you supposed to have a conversation with a woman with large breasts?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he annihilated all of them in the parking lot after btw

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        And then died

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Died happy tho

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Would you even want to go on living after something like that?
          >Well I fricked 3 bawds in the van last night and today I'm going to pay my bills and maybe polish my binoculars
          No, give me the frick to death special.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          why?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That Toyota Tundra didn’t stop for no b***hes

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >uhhh.. my face is up here...

      How do you respond?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        breasts almost too fat

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I would have the overwhelming urge to just slap her breasts hard while she was talking to me.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Ok now get in the chamber

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          the milking chamber right haha?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >soulless eyes
            >that nose
            No and my P38 is up here

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        breasts too big

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          post too gay

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            breasts too big

            No he's right. Girls like Ashley Adams had the best israelite-to-breasts ratio.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Girls like Ashley Adams
              More like Ashley Ayy-lmao...

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What about israeli inbreeding creates these ugly girls with massive breasts?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I listened, and that's what no one did.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >yea, I still got it

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    One of most cringy things a friend told me was, "I learned a lot of stuff from movies." I didn't think much of it until I saw him do the same thing with a metal gear game.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >paid the toll
    Many such cases.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That chick isn't white you dumb shit

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Don't reply to me again, you stupid Black person.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Get your eyes checked you moronic homosexual.
          If that's what white looks like to you then there's no hope for you, have a nice day immediately.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Also breaking a neck isn't that easy and most suicides with guns are placing the muzzle on a wrong spot.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I always thought this was too easy even for him https://epicbauermanuever2.ytmnd.com/

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Okay, hear me out....
    A movie, set on a nude beach, starring me and these two girls. The main plot is we're competing superspies and in trying to subdue each other we keep trying to drug each other with nitrous oxide but we keep messing up the doses and then all sorts of hilarious and erotic hijinx ensues.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      release in 4D

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I prefer the original theater experience where the gases sprayed in my direction from the seat in front of me came from a sweaty black girl and not an essential oil diffuser

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    what the frick lol

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's not funny

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        nigs being nigs will always be funny

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          until one of them nigs on you

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You found out the hard way, didn't you?

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How would it kill you instead of knock your victim out?

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I use valium to render my ten year old sister unconscious. Then I suck her toes.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >video you should see hitting mainstream social media soon
    >Black person things

    Lolno.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How about just using a taser?

    [...]

    This sort of shit happens all the time
    The stuff blacks do to whites in America on a daily basis would make your blood run cold but you never hear about it because the media don’t mention race when the perpetrator is black or the victim is white
    https://www.wavy.com/news/local-news/norfolk/two-men-convicted-after-rape-armed-robbery-during-home-invasion/amp/
    https://www.brproud.com/news/local-news/lsu-police-arrest-suspect-accused-in-on-campus-rape/amp
    And then of course there’s that lovely instance of rape and torture a few years ago. Imagine living in a country where everyone knows George Floyd but no one has ever heard of this.
    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murders_of_Channon_Christian_and_Christopher_Newsom

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ACKSHUALLY

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    What is this, some kind of embarrassment procedure?

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    So what's your point? That colorism is a thing?

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >is hit in the back of the head with a gun
    >faints
    >wakes up right about when they are finishing to tie you up

    >no struggle
    >no second attempts
    >never too weak that it doesn't work
    >never too strong that leaves the person unconscious for a long time or permanent injure them

    I think LOST had one of those every other episode.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Next you're going to tell me rubbing two sticks together for 5 seconds doesn't create fire.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is there an alternative?

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I once considered using chloroform to fight my insomnia

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    found it
    https://www.callmeishh.com/post/buddy-gets-robbed-by-opps-while-the-frick-his-girlfriend-in-front-of-him

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >not a single scream or even stifled moan fro the girl
      lmao so much for the british broadcasting corporation

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Are we sure the "gf" didn't know these dudes & just wanted to frick around?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Am I the only one who would break up with any girl if she got raped in front of me?
      There's just no recovering from that.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Only if she made a lot of noise during it that wasn’t crying or saying “stop stop”. If was visibly not enjoying it then I’d be ok with it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No she's going to definitely enjoy it. I believe 90% of women orgasm from rape and after that regular sex with me just isn't going to do it for her. You'll probably wake up in the middle of the night while she's having a wet dream and moaning the rapist's name. Honestly just best to find a new girl

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Then how come when I used to bully my gf into having sex with me in high school she was so dry the whole time that it barely even worked and then would slide off me halfway through before I could even cum and just start crying while curled up in a ball?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              skill issue

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              You didn't force yourself on her, you passive aggressively begged for sex until she relented & then she stopped because she regretted it. Be more assertive you fricking limp wristed homosexual

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I won’t ever date again, that was 8 years ago and that whole relationship made me so insecure that I never felt like dating again.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >buddy-gets-robbed-by-opps-
      the frick is opps?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        opponents/opposition

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        AAVE speak for opposition. We have to make new slang every 2 days because white guys keep stealing it.
        And before you say some stupid shit about me being wrong remember you typed "based" 2000 times a day.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >you typed "based" 2000 times a day.
          Wrong

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          no cap?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Dracula has used all of your people's slang better than your entire race in the span of 4 youtube videos, bruh. Time to hang it up and start talking normal because you're never gonna top his flow.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >we

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          lil b is an idiot so no.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >"Opp" is a slang abbreviation of the word "opponent" or "enemy."
        Personally, I'd like to think opp is like OP, but gayer and black.

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I’ve been thinking of doing DoorDash for extra money but I’m always afraid something like this is gonna happen to me

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Its like they were trying to record themselves comitting as many felonies as possible in the shortest amoutn of time

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >video you should see hitting mainstream social media soon
    This video is months old, at least, you self important moron.

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Turns out chloroform doesn't actually knock people out in ten seconds like in the movies and is in fact just as likely to kill you

    Yeah, I found that one out the hard way.

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah? Well my rag is soaked in a special fictional drug that does exactly what my fetish needs it to in any given scene.

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