yes i am so not gonna watch this movie. i still have that one nightmare about heights because of 2 fricked up incidents when i'm not smoking weed once in a year.
Emergency calls will be transmitted through the nearest tower, it's completely independant of your carrier since phones don't even require a SIM to send an emergency call.
Technically in crisis situations where people get lost, exposed to the elements etc like they either get hypothermia or sunstroke basically people start taking off their clothes when they're in shock or pain etc so yes those girls will eventually go naked by statistics
Stupid premise. >professional climbers >do climbs in all locales of the world >life challenge is to scale an laddered antenna
This is the equivalent of a professional surfer’s White Whale being the wave pool at a water park.
Or a retired Master diver coming out of retirement to scrape barnacles off cruise ships.
What's with the shitty trailers that show the entire fricking movie abridged, every cool scene and every plot point why
They should have left the whole "getting down" thing a secret and made it just about the climb in the previews. Then have the climbing down situation a secret until you actually watched the movie.
>girl climbs tower with friend to overcome fear of heights after the death of her boyfriend >ladder breaks and the two girls spend some amount of time trying to figure out how to survive to buy as much time as they can so they can figure out how to get down. >a couple of 'close call' set pieces in between that pepper enough thrills in to make it interesting >when they reach their low point and all seems hopeless, the friend reveals how she was fricking the boyfriend back in the day, some character drama happens and conflict arises >friend dies, either by the fight between them, or just some accident >main character figures out she can shimmy on down with some high strength rope grip, shows her confidence is returned and she is stronger in the end
saved you a movie ticket and hour and a half of your time.
Pretty sure that one was only one chick
Never saw it but if I remember right the pool was gonna be open the next day so I can't imagine there would have been much suspense, it needs to close for the weekend so it will actually be difficult to stay afloat for 3 days instead of half a day
American actors are mostly clout seekers trying to get a "break" in the industry by relying on their looks or contacts, they are motivated primarily by the promise of fame and wealth to get into acting. Hollywood perpetuates this desire by being the largest film industry in the world, so it relied on a "star system" to find and develop "talent" who could have broad appeal based on their image, not necessarily their acting ability. There are classically trained American actors but they are mostly relegated to supporting roles or TV.
In Britain and most other countries there is a stronger tradition of drama, and actors basically enter the industry from their classical theater training
>Which you will never be.
Good, my dick would probably be too obtrusive in those leggings but on the flip side it would be nice for people to worship the ground I walk on just for existing.
Trailer shows the entire damn movie. He'd boyfriend dies, they decide to climb, they get stuck and try random shit. Only thing you need now is the ending. They either live or they die. Okay, no need to watch.
Why do they not just use veganal attachment, to clarify, the vegana secretes a sticky mucus that has the same qualities as super glue in terms of stickiness, it's an evolution design process that came into existence in order to keep a males penis in the vegana as long as possible, they could theoretically apply that same process to the edges of the pole, it wouldn't be strong enough to fully harden and stick to the pole within seconds, but it would be sticky enough to break their fall meter by meter until they are at a safe enough distance to the ground. It would especially be more successful if their veganal flaps are large.
It could depending on how much higher you are than the cell towers. However, being higher also removes any line of sight obstacles which generally improves reception.
In this case bad reception is probably just because they are in the middle of nowhere or they are on T-Mobile.
It could depending on how much higher you are than the cell towers. However, being higher also removes any line of sight obstacles which generally improves reception.
In this case bad reception is probably just because they are in the middle of nowhere or they are on T-Mobile.
i have a signal
hello police?
its ok, they will have us down in a few hours.
you watching alien;
oh they are in space are they? thats where an alien could be, how convenient. im going back to my reddit moderator job
>be literally on the radio tower >i have no reception
....
>I don't get it, how can we not have any service when we're on a fricking cellphone mast?! >other girl looks up at giant logo of a competing cell company
girl looks up at giant logo of a competing cell company
your phone can call emergency number with any telephone pole, doesn't have to be from your company like for normal calls
listen kids this is why you tell somebody where you're going before doing something stupid like climbing a radio tower, unless you're into cutting your arm off and stuff like that.
The movie was actually commissioned by the rescue service to teach people exactly this so when you go missing in the Forrest they have some idea where to look
Possibly. I've had girls tell me later that they were disappointed I didn't make any "moves" when we hung out. Instead I'd just watch the movie with them, then leave.
So let me get this straight, these women are supposedly experienced climbers, but didn't think of bringing more than 50 feet of rope to climb a 2000 foot structure?
Not unless you've got very strong gloves to avoid shredding your hands on the bits of loose wire on that cable, shimmying along would be difficult with intact hands and all your blood inside your body, cut them up and lose blood doing it you will never make it
>he actually bought the ridiculous idea from the movie
The only time some lose wires would be a problem is if you're sliding down the line. Shimmying would be no problem at all because they don't make those wires to break and become razors with some use, they make them to hold.
No... Because you're not sliding down the wire. You're shimmying. The one or two strands poking out that you'd encounter wouldn't be like razors slicing you up at the slightest bit of contact and you'd be able to simple NOT shove your hand on it. There's no way you'd wreck your legs enough to make you just let go of the wire in a high-stress situation like that, you'd more likely only notice a metal sliver in your skin after you got down and it wore off.
2 years ago
Anonymous
There's still the risk you'd cut yourself badly either your hands or legs even from the tiniest sliver and if you start bleeding pretty badly it then makes it risky you'll slip, I dunno it sounds too much of a gamble to try
2 years ago
Anonymous
>There's still the risk you'd cut yourself badly
No there really isn't because, again, those few loose strands you might encounter aren't razorblades. At worst you'd get painful slivers sticking in your skin/meat like needles.
2 years ago
Anonymous
1 wire is enough to cause heavy damage, I've been on wire specifically made for climbing and still had to wear gloves
2 years ago
Anonymous
Heavy damage as in poking into your flesh, not heavy damage like in the movie where it shreds his hands like he stuck them in a blender. If you're risking freezing to death you'd be perfectly fine fricking up your thighs and hands with some needles stuck in them, while they weren't willing to have you sue them for getting a painful penetration in your hand at whatever place you visited, so they made you wear some gloves.
2 years ago
Anonymous
it's 49 meters of cable, not 2 or 3, you would just bite deep into your meat and die from bloodloss when you got to the bottom if you didn't pass out from pain and fall before
2 years ago
Anonymous
>he thinks he's going to bleed out from a few metal splinters in his hands
They didn't make you wear gloves because you'd bleed out from a metal sliver, moron. They made you wear gloves so you wouldn't complain about one penetrating your skin and hurting, just like people wear gloves when dealing with wood so they won't splinters.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I'm pretty sure that shimmying along a frozen steel cable even with cold weather equipment, would still be incredibly exhausting, your body would be going numb and you would lose feeling in your extremities, you would quickly begin going into shock, and yet you would have to keep persisting down the cable and around the carts. And one wrong slip, and you never slip again
2 years ago
Anonymous
>would still be incredibly exhausting
So take a fricking rest lying on top of the fat fricking cable. >your body would be going numb and you would lose feeling in your extremities
It's night at a ski resort and you're wearing winter clothes, it's not the fricking north pole in a t-shirt. >you would quickly begin going into shock
You don't even know what shock means. >persisting down the cable and around the carts.
Oh no a slight bump where the chair is connected, how could I possible overcome this obstacle.
from friction, not from touching it, how would you stop yourself from sliding down without friction?
You think simple friction is going to cut your hands up? Are you thinking of a rappelling situation where you get rope burn if you slide too fast? Gloves given out to stop robe burn certainly makes even more sense of anon was at a rope-climbing place and not shimmying.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>You think simple friction is going to cut your hands up?
yes, you need a lot of friction to hold 40kg or whatever women weight these days
2 years ago
Anonymous
from friction, not from touching it, how would you stop yourself from sliding down without friction?
Holy shit I was thinking the same thing "wasn't there a movie awhile ago about kids trapped in a ski lift like this"? Although I'd wager what's worse? Freezing to death while trapped high up? Or baking to death in desert sun while trapped high up? Bad either way
Friendly reminder that the director or whatever of the movie claims that the actors were going through hypothermia when shooting the scenes, because it was soooo cold when they shot it outside and you see the reason why their breath isn't visible in those freeeezing scenes is because they were actually so cold that their lungs were too cold to heat the air! Rather than just admit that it's fricking acting and nobody was near death shooting his shitty movie.
that would be some teen stuck on a KFC hut roof.
they yell for help and people just look around confused as they are too dumb to think to look up.
most people dont hear them as they are too busy fighting, yelling or running each other over with cars.
in the end the teens decide they dont want to go back down because they never paid enough attention to see that society sucks so much.
then a news chopper following a police chase crashes on the roof, killing everyone.
I mean if it's truly a "No signal, no one ever comes here, we're going to die of dehydration in 24 hours!" scenario, but yeah I really doubt there are 0 people who would see them. Plus I assume they left a note/told people? "Hey guys I'm climbing that huge tower tomorrow hahah, see you after for drinks!"
I bet they'll get all the way down just for some fricking wolves to be a final setpiece. It's Frozen all over again.
Yeah if you're experienced in doing that but there's a ton that could go wrong and you could still slide down unexpectedly unable to stop. Plus even the tallest trees aren't that high. Plus going down as opposed to starting from the bottom might be impossible too.
They attach a tether to each other at the waist but the weight of one person falling would just pull both of them instead of saving them. You're supposed to anchor yourself to something, not just each other...
I've only seen the trailer and I know its going to be moronic.
Wouldn't experienced climbers have someone at the bottom in case something like this happened? This is a dumb movie. They should've made it kids, not grown people who should know better
>Wouldn't experienced climbers have someone at the bottom in case something like this happened?
that sounds like the most boring job in the world, who would ever agree to just sit there?
That's a safety measure, as they call it. You should at least have someone who knows what you're doing and who should think it's not normal that you didn't call to say you're safe. And you should carry walkie talkies or some sort of CB to contact anyone you can find
Why are women so obsessed with climbing? I know a ton of women that pay out their ass to use a rockwall at the gym. I don't see the appeal. Climbing around on things seems infantile to me. Toddlers like to climb around and then you grow out of it.
>Having the physical mastery to traverse your environment in three dimensions with little limitation is infantile
Lol I bet you don't even know how to swim
A standard claiming safety line is not a rope that is designed to be physically climbed hand over hand from a vertical overhang.
And steel cabling wires are intentionally made with many many tiny bundles of fibers, which can cause splintering, and believe it or not getting your hand me shredded from a whole bunch of tiny steel needles is devastating for a climber
[...] >pull self up on top of fat wire, using the chair structure for easy climbing >shimmy over to tower that's just a couple of feet away >ninja warrior tier difficult
How fricking fat are you?
if either of you tried it you would fail miserably, let alone in those conditions.
>he can't lie on top of a fat wire and slowly slide his fat ass over to a tower within spitting distance >so he thinks everyone else would also be incapable of it, except the ones from his tv show where they do way more complicated things
>you wouldn’t have the balls to try.
You're the one who's so weak that you won't even entertain the idea of being capable to lie on a fat as frick cable and slowly drag yourself along it. Stop projecting.
>pull self up on top of fat wire, using the chair structure for easy climbing >shimmy over to tower that's just a couple of feet away >ninja warrior tier difficult
How fricking fat are you?
Not scammed. They're told it'll be a tax write-off and they also do it for elicit means like getting underage dicky prostitutes which Hollywood as a huge supply of.
>tax write off
That's not how it works at all, you don't get to claim 100% of your investment and the government magically gives you all your money back
Yes as long as you are in debt you do not pay any taxes on the debts to yourself.
This is the general principle that the producers movie operated under.
No not 100 percent but you still get a percentage back and there's other ways to make money back. It's basically you gotta lose a little to make more back. Films are basically a Pyramid scheme of money laundering. It should be illegal to make them but you know they're protected by the government
Jesus christ you people are rerarded. In no situation ever is it profitable to lose millions of dollars to claim a tax credit.
Say you have two investors who each put up half the cost of the show. If the show's a hit and makes huge profits, then they're both going to want half the profits. But, more importantly, you can only sell half the play to two people because that's 100 percent of the play and that's all there can be. You can't have three halves of the play.
On the other hand, if the play flops, those investors aren't going to expect to get any returns. They write off the investment and go on their way. So, that being the case, the characters in the film realized they could actually sell far more shares in the play than actually existed, and pocket all that extra money as long as there weren't any actual profits to split up. If the play did make money, no matter how much, they would have far more people demanding their shares of the profits than there were profits to go around and they couldn't possibly pay them back.
So the idea was to raise far more money than they needed to produce the play, make sure the play was a flop, and then tell all the investors, "sorry, the play didn't make any money, your investment went bad and you're not going to get your money back." When the play turned out to be a hit despite their best efforts, they were screwed.
>Movie is financed by investors, you don't have to pay taxes on investiture >You inflate prices for services and goods and props and things like that to make it appear as though you have dumped a lot of your own money into it >Movie makes no $$$, total flop >Investors who paid for the money simply have to walk away >Person with the minimized stake is now able to still claim their expenditures as business related and thus may write off every single one of those now delinquent debts on their taxes, which can be prorated yearly
No not 100 percent but you still get a percentage back and there's other ways to make money back. It's basically you gotta lose a little to make more back. Films are basically a Pyramid scheme of money laundering. It should be illegal to make them but you know they're protected by the government
>a Pyramid scheme of money laundering.
So now it's money laundering, not tax evasion? And somehow there's a pyramid scheme also going on? What, are the producers making the actors buy props to make the movie happen? You sure you don't want to throw in the word ponzi scheme as well? Just because you've seen other anons talk about this stuff it doesn't mean you should try to repeat what they said with half-remembered words and explanations for how it works, man.
With friction, they will not be able to simply slide down on their jackets or belts. And from that height, if they were to begin sliding down said friction would cause their material to shred
This scene is so cringe. Women can't experience grief they can only live in the moment like a dog. They just need a distraction like netflix and wine and she'll totally forget about it
>This photograph tugs at your heartstrings. Two engineers hug and cling to each other as fire and smoke creep toward them. They both died after. According to news reports, one of them jumped off the turbine while the other succumbed to the fire. What makes this more heartbreaking is that the two engineers are just aged 19 and 21. >This accident happened in October of last year at a wind farm in Ooltgensplaat, Holland. A crew of four were conducting routine maintenance at the 67-meter high wind turbine when fire suddenly broke out. Two of the four people were able to escape while the other two got trapped.
And unless I’m missing my guess, basejumping kit isn’t the same massive chute skydivers use, is it, and therefore far less cumbersome? Hell, just having packs stowed up there, I’d rather take my chances with no training than just stand there and burn to death.
I fricking love this genre of movie. >*booming trailer noise and cut to a man talking with his mother* >"I'm going back to the family farm" >*Slow dramatic version of Sway by Dean Martin starts playing* >Slow zooming shot of a tire swing >*booming trailer noise and cut to man talking to a shop keeper near the local farm* >"Nobody's visited that place in decades" >"HEEEEEELP I'M STUCK IN A TIRE SWIIIIING" >*Booming trailer noise followed by the sound of wolves approaching* >Summer 2022 >*Fade to black* >Tire Swing
The first 30 seconds of the trailer explicitly state that it's a old broadcast TV antenna, and from the rest of the trailer is very clearly abandoned, and in the middle of nowhere
>it's not an anime
Pass
> He still watches chink children's cartoons.
kek
>he still watches Mr. Noseberg's propaganda
>he still watches Mr. Lingling's propaganda
Cringe cope
There's a fundamental difference here of Goku doesn't die if he falls
also if Goku did happen to actually die, it doesnt matter at all and pretty much continues on as if nothing happened.
I hate this stupid poster so much. It's too terrifying.
Needs Tom Cruise at the top
And Tom Hanks
>Sorry Tom we missed the shot, we're gonna need you to climb down and then go all the way back up
>no problem
I took hate heights after taking one too many spills from trees as a kid but you're a homosexual.
You got filtered
I can't even ride a TiltaWhirl at the state fair without shitting myself. So no thank you to this movie.
This one guy did that at the county Fair in my town and rippen right through the ceiling of it
If they were pure they could summon nimbus to give them a ride down
why dont they just ride it down like a huge wiener?
because the wires are like razors that shred anything that touches them, duh!
What do they eat?
pusy
Seagullls, the odd bug or spider that ends up there, clouds
dogs!
Do white women really?
They're up there for a couple of hours. People can actually survive even if they're not stuffing their faces with food 24/7.
>They climbed miles into the sky in a couple hours
Yeah okay buddy.
da poopoo
What is their tax policy?
>Its Fallin time!
hack
yes i am so not gonna watch this movie. i still have that one nightmare about heights because of 2 fricked up incidents when i'm not smoking weed once in a year.
>Fall
Spoiler alert
>This Summer...
>Fall
>*dun dun dun dun*
Reminds me of the grindhouse thanksgiving trailer
looks more like a hot summer to me
If i would ever see you irl i would shoot you down.
If anyone looked at you, they would welcome death.
ITT: movies that were made only because they could be filmed easily at a single location
Phonebooth
i could make that jump
You can’t make that jump.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
Lost real fricking hard.
>call 911 for help
>get rescued by helicopter
wow hard
>no reception
oh how convenient
Are they not on a literal signal boosting tower? Pretty sure the Do Not Enter sign said Verizon.
They're with Exxon
You can tap into other phone companies signals for emergency numbers
At least you can here and I really doubt it would be any different in america
Emergency calls will be transmitted through the nearest tower, it's completely independant of your carrier since phones don't even require a SIM to send an emergency call.
>we have a green screen, 2 meters of a pole left over from another movie, and a set that's free for the next 6 hours
>I know just what to film!
It unironically looks good
I'll be the judge of that! Before I preview, this preview, let me warn you that I root for POCs to die in every film.
Too much clothing.
Technically in crisis situations where people get lost, exposed to the elements etc like they either get hypothermia or sunstroke basically people start taking off their clothes when they're in shock or pain etc so yes those girls will eventually go naked by statistics
What's with the shitty trailers that show the entire fricking movie abridged, every cool scene and every plot point why
They climb up a pole and try not to fall. The movie only has 1 scene.
The new Clooney / Roberts movie has this in a big way. I saw the trailer at the cinema and feel like I watched the whole thing.
Because the American public is absolutely fricking braindead
Brown boyfriend, i'll pass.
women would never do shit like this but it looks so great Ill make a trip to the cinemas for this one
Love how the dad is basically the same age as them. That's Hollywood magic for you.
I will now watch your movie.
Just what i wanted to post, Grace Fulton is barefoot, i expect some pics and webms from it.
I will now watch your movie.
Keyed fellow noticer
Stupid premise.
>professional climbers
>do climbs in all locales of the world
>life challenge is to scale an laddered antenna
This is the equivalent of a professional surfer’s White Whale being the wave pool at a water park.
Or a retired Master diver coming out of retirement to scrape barnacles off cruise ships.
wtf is this true I don't watch trailers on principle
To be fair the final part where you get off the ladder and onto the top platform looks a bit tricky, plus 2 people standing on that tiny spot
Looks shit tbqhfam
They should have left the whole "getting down" thing a secret and made it just about the climb in the previews. Then have the climbing down situation a secret until you actually watched the movie.
Why don't they just climp with parachutes
They are women.
>that comment about how he cant enjoy the movie if he doesnt know the ending
Holy shit.
Definitely will be shit but gave me that tingly feeling in my stomach/balls I get. Might pirate
>Jeffrey Dean Morgan
Guaranteed shit
Why is career so fricking shit, he's a pretty good actor
I hear he's not very cool irl (disrespectful) so it's hard for him to get the good roles
>some fricking radio tower not a space elevator
dumb and shitty
There's probably a lot of good movies you can make out of 2 women climb the space elevator.
we already got Battle Angel Alita
Trailer just spoiled that the blond girl "falls" to her death in a quick cut of her body crushed on the ground
that's just a dream sequence like the ending of twilight anon
>NO, NEGAN!
>THE TOWER IS VERY UNSTABLE!
>DO. NOT. LEAAAANNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
>girl climbs tower with friend to overcome fear of heights after the death of her boyfriend
>ladder breaks and the two girls spend some amount of time trying to figure out how to survive to buy as much time as they can so they can figure out how to get down.
>a couple of 'close call' set pieces in between that pepper enough thrills in to make it interesting
>when they reach their low point and all seems hopeless, the friend reveals how she was fricking the boyfriend back in the day, some character drama happens and conflict arises
>friend dies, either by the fight between them, or just some accident
>main character figures out she can shimmy on down with some high strength rope grip, shows her confidence is returned and she is stronger in the end
saved you a movie ticket and hour and a half of your time.
>saved you a movie ticket
LOL you think anyone's gonna pay to see this garbage?
>her boyfriend
isn't that her dad?
the mutt who dies at the beginning is clearly her boyfriend
he's also cuba gooding jr son. now that his father is facing JAIL TIME he has to act instead
thought she yelled "dad" at 11-12 seconds?
I think she yells his name, zach or whatever the mutt is called
Dan.
Pretty sure it was her father
Which would probably actually work better for the friend was fricking him idea.
>47 meters down
just 47? looks way taller
it's from the same guy that created 47 meters down. you know that movie with mandy moore about two girls who fell 47 meters down with some sharks.
>FROM THE CREATOR OF LOW COMES HIGH!
Wasn't there also a movie about two chicks that got stuck in a pool with a cover over it?
Pretty sure that one was only one chick
Never saw it but if I remember right the pool was gonna be open the next day so I can't imagine there would have been much suspense, it needs to close for the weekend so it will actually be difficult to stay afloat for 3 days instead of half a day
How can you even think about making a movie about that? It looks so uninteresting.
>Jeffrey Dean Morgan
Guaranteed shit
Why is career so fricking shit, he's a pretty good actor
??? He was amazing in 'Mother!'
>two girls with daddy issues are threatened by a towering phallic object
what did they mean by this?
looks good, but why didn't they bring a longer rope?
And a bigger boat?
for you
>shows the entire movie Ina trailer
Can they stop this? This ruins any anticipation you might have before going into it.
Lol at the Nolan esque BRRRRRRRMMMMM when they arrive at the foot of the tower
why can't americans act?
American actors are mostly clout seekers trying to get a "break" in the industry by relying on their looks or contacts, they are motivated primarily by the promise of fame and wealth to get into acting. Hollywood perpetuates this desire by being the largest film industry in the world, so it relied on a "star system" to find and develop "talent" who could have broad appeal based on their image, not necessarily their acting ability. There are classically trained American actors but they are mostly relegated to supporting roles or TV.
In Britain and most other countries there is a stronger tradition of drama, and actors basically enter the industry from their classical theater training
Looks more interesting than that one about the girl getting stuck in the pool with the hard lid overnight
sweaty movie
Women are too smart to do stuff like this. Dumb movie.
Women are too weak to do stuff like this. Dumb movie.
Try not to be so insecure, anon, I was just mocking the premise.
Try not to be so insecure, anon. I was just mocking women. Which you will never be.
>Which you will never be.
Good, my dick would probably be too obtrusive in those leggings but on the flip side it would be nice for people to worship the ground I walk on just for existing.
>Jeffrey Dean Morgan
Yeah okay I will watch
t. Jeffrey Dean Morgan
>Teleports behind you
>Caves your skull with my bat wife
>Unleashes unto you my 10 inch negan
Looks like trash, kind of curious though how they managed to stretch this boring ass premise to a feature
OMG I can't wait to see all the dead white girls from wanting to try this.
Ass.
that's rust, meaning that it's an iron colored wiener that's been sitting around for too long with no action.
The UK release is called Autumn.
Underrated
Reddit moment
explain
Fall and Autumn are two names for the same season.
what season?
Backwards Spring.
Oh I see
Ok, thank you
I didn't get it
jej
>no guy-wires
literally unwatchable
It literally shows them in the trailer
have a nice day op you micro dicked Black person, no one loves or cares about you
now more than ever we need to stay together, anon. no name-calling, please.
Shut the hell up, all Black folk get the rope.
>all Black folk get the rope.
Yeah i'm shooting ropes to ebony/bleached porn, if that's what you meant.
>Get the rope
Surely, how else are these white girls getting blacked all the way up in that pole?
have a nice day Black person that’s not the phrase, you will always be a fat Black person midget with no friends.
how many of you gays are scared of heights?
Scared of falling is a more common thing.
your mom every time she climbs my pole
me, got sweaty hands while watching that trailer
dont get sweaty hands, my stomach turns and legs go all funny.
No, but I am scared of ladders.
>You can see the curvature
Flat earthers BTFO!!!!!
Go on a plane and look out the window.
I will take my nobel prize now.
Trailer shows the entire damn movie. He'd boyfriend dies, they decide to climb, they get stuck and try random shit. Only thing you need now is the ending. They either live or they die. Okay, no need to watch.
Or course they find a reason to blame men for their own stupidity.
what's their tax policy?
That never has happened ever in history you micro dicked Black person. Joshua you will always be a midget Black person with a tiny pecker.
>Movie about two women climbing a radio tower
>Anon immediately thinks about black dicks
Totally not a fetish.
Why do they not just use veganal attachment, to clarify, the vegana secretes a sticky mucus that has the same qualities as super glue in terms of stickiness, it's an evolution design process that came into existence in order to keep a males penis in the vegana as long as possible, they could theoretically apply that same process to the edges of the pole, it wouldn't be strong enough to fully harden and stick to the pole within seconds, but it would be sticky enough to break their fall meter by meter until they are at a safe enough distance to the ground. It would especially be more successful if their veganal flaps are large.
Yep, it's kino.
>Happy fat ass white women in the picture
>But his penis is small
I would trade half of my dick for that woman
You fricking idiot he is just posting random interracial couples.I am never stepping foot on that trash board again unless they moderate it
>I don't have a signal
does the signal somehow become weaker the higher you climb?
It could depending on how much higher you are than the cell towers. However, being higher also removes any line of sight obstacles which generally improves reception.
In this case bad reception is probably just because they are in the middle of nowhere or they are on T-Mobile.
i have a signal
hello police?
its ok, they will have us down in a few hours.
you watching alien;
oh they are in space are they? thats where an alien could be, how convenient. im going back to my reddit moderator job
>be literally on the radio tower
>i have no reception
....
>I don't get it, how can we not have any service when we're on a fricking cellphone mast?!
>other girl looks up at giant logo of a competing cell company
girl looks up at giant logo of a competing cell company
your phone can call emergency number with any telephone pole, doesn't have to be from your company like for normal calls
Not in USA
I want pole to leave
listen kids this is why you tell somebody where you're going before doing something stupid like climbing a radio tower, unless you're into cutting your arm off and stuff like that.
The movie was actually commissioned by the rescue service to teach people exactly this so when you go missing in the Forrest they have some idea where to look
the elites don't want you to know you can just disappear in the forest without a phone and there's nothing they can do about it
How fricking tall is that pole? Jesus that must be mountain height
trailer says 2000 feet.
What is that in mountains? Like 2 mountains?
Dunno. I only know mountains in meters. 6 feet are around 180cm so it's like like 60,000 cms? So 600 meters maybe?
Serious mountains are like 3k I think.
2000 feet is just short of a mile by five hundred some, Everest is like 8-10 miles high
A mile is 5,280ft.
Everest is ~29000 feet which would slightly less than 6 miles
>mfw I'm brown with a thick 8 inch wiener and have fricked 36 women of which 90% were white
Is this movie about me
how many were willing though?
And yet you're still a Black person
im 28 and never kissed a girl
30 and same, anon. Got invited to the cinema by one a while back though, did I flunk it ?
Possibly. I've had girls tell me later that they were disappointed I didn't make any "moves" when we hung out. Instead I'd just watch the movie with them, then leave.
Yeah, pretty much what I did (or didn't do rather) the many times I hung out with said girl
Well I’m white and 8.5” and 6’4” and fricked 50 chicks
I'm Asian, 3.5" and 5'4" and fricked over 250 ladyboys
White, thick 8” wiener, fricked over 50 women, only 3 of which were non-White.
>
I'm Asian, 3.5" and 5'4" and fricked over 250 ladyboys
You belong on a cross, every one of you.
zoomers law
Nice try american, this is "mutts law" and your cope is hilarious.
found the zoomer. mutts law is outdated, it doesn't cover chinese, israelites, muzzies, other BBC obsessed third worlders
>fear reaches new heights!
>dropping soon!
>you'll fall off your seat!
>See you next fall
this is why men rule the world
instead just let us jump for ropes tied to backpacks and whatnot
From the producer of :
That's the most israeli thing I've seen in a while.
Cool they are doing a Shiey movie
Just slide down firefighter pole style to the ladder part.
I thought that but maybe the pole is too wide to grip like that
So are the girls supposed to be moronic in this?
They're girls so yes.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
no I wouldn't because I'm not a dumbass.
Why didn't these stupid prostitutes just tell someone where they were going?
Because they’re stupid prostitutes, duh.
>climbing
>hiking
>dogs
>travel
>solo camping
The usual female bullshit.
So let me get this straight, these women are supposedly experienced climbers, but didn't think of bringing more than 50 feet of rope to climb a 2000 foot structure?
Yeah, I saw this movie before.
>pull yourself up
>crawl along the cable
I'm guessing it's two women in the poster too weak and pathetic to do anything?
the cable was supposedly very sharp and would cut their hands
Were they skiing without gloves?
No it was even more moronic, it shredded the guy's gloves like a fricking blender.
Not unless you've got very strong gloves to avoid shredding your hands on the bits of loose wire on that cable, shimmying along would be difficult with intact hands and all your blood inside your body, cut them up and lose blood doing it you will never make it
>he actually bought the ridiculous idea from the movie
The only time some lose wires would be a problem is if you're sliding down the line. Shimmying would be no problem at all because they don't make those wires to break and become razors with some use, they make them to hold.
Yeah but even a few knicks here and there and your tearing up your hands.
No... Because you're not sliding down the wire. You're shimmying. The one or two strands poking out that you'd encounter wouldn't be like razors slicing you up at the slightest bit of contact and you'd be able to simple NOT shove your hand on it. There's no way you'd wreck your legs enough to make you just let go of the wire in a high-stress situation like that, you'd more likely only notice a metal sliver in your skin after you got down and it wore off.
There's still the risk you'd cut yourself badly either your hands or legs even from the tiniest sliver and if you start bleeding pretty badly it then makes it risky you'll slip, I dunno it sounds too much of a gamble to try
>There's still the risk you'd cut yourself badly
No there really isn't because, again, those few loose strands you might encounter aren't razorblades. At worst you'd get painful slivers sticking in your skin/meat like needles.
1 wire is enough to cause heavy damage, I've been on wire specifically made for climbing and still had to wear gloves
Heavy damage as in poking into your flesh, not heavy damage like in the movie where it shreds his hands like he stuck them in a blender. If you're risking freezing to death you'd be perfectly fine fricking up your thighs and hands with some needles stuck in them, while they weren't willing to have you sue them for getting a painful penetration in your hand at whatever place you visited, so they made you wear some gloves.
it's 49 meters of cable, not 2 or 3, you would just bite deep into your meat and die from bloodloss when you got to the bottom if you didn't pass out from pain and fall before
>he thinks he's going to bleed out from a few metal splinters in his hands
They didn't make you wear gloves because you'd bleed out from a metal sliver, moron. They made you wear gloves so you wouldn't complain about one penetrating your skin and hurting, just like people wear gloves when dealing with wood so they won't splinters.
I'm pretty sure that shimmying along a frozen steel cable even with cold weather equipment, would still be incredibly exhausting, your body would be going numb and you would lose feeling in your extremities, you would quickly begin going into shock, and yet you would have to keep persisting down the cable and around the carts. And one wrong slip, and you never slip again
>would still be incredibly exhausting
So take a fricking rest lying on top of the fat fricking cable.
>your body would be going numb and you would lose feeling in your extremities
It's night at a ski resort and you're wearing winter clothes, it's not the fricking north pole in a t-shirt.
>you would quickly begin going into shock
You don't even know what shock means.
>persisting down the cable and around the carts.
Oh no a slight bump where the chair is connected, how could I possible overcome this obstacle.
You think simple friction is going to cut your hands up? Are you thinking of a rappelling situation where you get rope burn if you slide too fast? Gloves given out to stop robe burn certainly makes even more sense of anon was at a rope-climbing place and not shimmying.
>You think simple friction is going to cut your hands up?
yes, you need a lot of friction to hold 40kg or whatever women weight these days
from friction, not from touching it, how would you stop yourself from sliding down without friction?
Pretty cool film imho
Holy shit I was thinking the same thing "wasn't there a movie awhile ago about kids trapped in a ski lift like this"? Although I'd wager what's worse? Freezing to death while trapped high up? Or baking to death in desert sun while trapped high up? Bad either way
Friendly reminder that the director or whatever of the movie claims that the actors were going through hypothermia when shooting the scenes, because it was soooo cold when they shot it outside and you see the reason why their breath isn't visible in those freeeezing scenes is because they were actually so cold that their lungs were too cold to heat the air! Rather than just admit that it's fricking acting and nobody was near death shooting his shitty movie.
Calm down Adam
Is Adam some guy who makes fun of directors who take themselves too serious?
He's the only person autistic enough to listen to Frozen commentary
Doesn't one of the girls piss themselves in that movie?
fun fact, if you cut one of the cables then these things fold immediatly
it would be extremely painful
This looks like a satire you would see in a movie making fun of America
that would be some teen stuck on a KFC hut roof.
they yell for help and people just look around confused as they are too dumb to think to look up.
most people dont hear them as they are too busy fighting, yelling or running each other over with cars.
in the end the teens decide they dont want to go back down because they never paid enough attention to see that society sucks so much.
then a news chopper following a police chase crashes on the roof, killing everyone.
so basically this movie?
https://twitter.com/IsaacAb13111035/status/1544848206026211330?s=20&t=V8GfP99hHug7jV_3ic_plg
Sounds kino
>From the people who brought you Chick on a Rock in the Water, and Guy Under a Boulder comes the latest in Inanimate Object Adventure...
>This Summer …
>There’s a Hole in the Bottom of the Sea
>entire movie on a 4 foot tiny metal platform
Sounds kino
I'M FREEEEEEEE
FREE FALLIN
The best way to get over PTSD is go have a nice day by climbing something dangerous as frick thus committing suicide. Bravo Nolin
can't they wrap a rope around the structure and slowly shimmy down the giant pole? Or is the pole "too sharp" and will cut up the rope?
Potentially but why risk it?
If you keep waving at random cars/people, someone will eventually notice and call for help.
I mean if it's truly a "No signal, no one ever comes here, we're going to die of dehydration in 24 hours!" scenario, but yeah I really doubt there are 0 people who would see them. Plus I assume they left a note/told people? "Hey guys I'm climbing that huge tower tomorrow hahah, see you after for drinks!"
I bet they'll get all the way down just for some fricking wolves to be a final setpiece. It's Frozen all over again.
Yeah if you're experienced in doing that but there's a ton that could go wrong and you could still slide down unexpectedly unable to stop. Plus even the tallest trees aren't that high. Plus going down as opposed to starting from the bottom might be impossible too.
They attach a tether to each other at the waist but the weight of one person falling would just pull both of them instead of saving them. You're supposed to anchor yourself to something, not just each other...
I've only seen the trailer and I know its going to be moronic.
Black folk
>tower anywhere fricking near that high
>no wires
I'll pass on your gay movie, studio employee.
there's wires on the video
It means you're American. Because only Americans spend all day thinking about brown poles and see it's symbolism everywhere.
No
Frick. That.
not bad until 3:48 where it becomes nightmare fuel
Wouldn't experienced climbers have someone at the bottom in case something like this happened? This is a dumb movie. They should've made it kids, not grown people who should know better
>Wouldn't experienced climbers have someone at the bottom in case something like this happened?
that sounds like the most boring job in the world, who would ever agree to just sit there?
imagine if they had to pee while high up and you're just sitting there and the pee lands on your head LOL
Pee falling from that high would knock a hole clean through you.
i think it would feel like a handful of coins, painful but you wouldn't die
Yeah that's why every time it rains people run for their lives.
I mean if we got our heads crushed from a few drops of rain we'd never make it would we?
You know that rain exists right?
imagine haha, who could ever want that, not me
Lots of people take that job. Then they do get bored and leave the line slack right when someone falls, leading to their paralysation or death.
That's a safety measure, as they call it. You should at least have someone who knows what you're doing and who should think it's not normal that you didn't call to say you're safe. And you should carry walkie talkies or some sort of CB to contact anyone you can find
Like 47 metres down, but kind of opposite. Shame there's no such thing as flying sharks.
Why didn’t the Eagles just knock those b***hes off the tower?
That's the least funny comic I've ever seen
Make one change and I'll watch it: Graboids.
frozen meets the descent
Why are women so obsessed with climbing? I know a ton of women that pay out their ass to use a rockwall at the gym. I don't see the appeal. Climbing around on things seems infantile to me. Toddlers like to climb around and then you grow out of it.
>Having the physical mastery to traverse your environment in three dimensions with little limitation is infantile
Lol I bet you don't even know how to swim
SOME
BODY
TOLD ME
IN MY DRINK
THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME
I AIN'T THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED
SHE WAS LOOKING KINDA DUMB WITH HER FINGER IN THE SHAPE OF AN L ON HER FOREHEAD
This will probably be the most scariest movie since the stuck in a pool movie.
I mean if they didn't notice the ladders were practically about to fall off going up there...
>it's fricking ninja warrior tier difficult to shimmy on a rope
Yikes how fat are you
A standard claiming safety line is not a rope that is designed to be physically climbed hand over hand from a vertical overhang.
And steel cabling wires are intentionally made with many many tiny bundles of fibers, which can cause splintering, and believe it or not getting your hand me shredded from a whole bunch of tiny steel needles is devastating for a climber
if either of you tried it you would fail miserably, let alone in those conditions.
>he can't lie on top of a fat wire and slowly slide his fat ass over to a tower within spitting distance
>so he thinks everyone else would also be incapable of it, except the ones from his tv show where they do way more complicated things
You’re just another larping child on the internet and if you were in that situation you wouldn’t just fail: you wouldn’t have the balls to try.
>you wouldn’t have the balls to try.
You're the one who's so weak that you won't even entertain the idea of being capable to lie on a fat as frick cable and slowly drag yourself along it. Stop projecting.
Why wouldn't you just fly off the Tower with the eagles
see:
>pull self up on top of fat wire, using the chair structure for easy climbing
>shimmy over to tower that's just a couple of feet away
>ninja warrior tier difficult
How fricking fat are you?
How do people get scammed into giving money to produce these stupid as frick movies
Not scammed. They're told it'll be a tax write-off and they also do it for elicit means like getting underage dicky prostitutes which Hollywood as a huge supply of.
>tax write off
That's not how it works at all, you don't get to claim 100% of your investment and the government magically gives you all your money back
Yes as long as you are in debt you do not pay any taxes on the debts to yourself.
This is the general principle that the producers movie operated under.
Jesus christ you people are rerarded. In no situation ever is it profitable to lose millions of dollars to claim a tax credit.
Say you have two investors who each put up half the cost of the show. If the show's a hit and makes huge profits, then they're both going to want half the profits. But, more importantly, you can only sell half the play to two people because that's 100 percent of the play and that's all there can be. You can't have three halves of the play.
On the other hand, if the play flops, those investors aren't going to expect to get any returns. They write off the investment and go on their way. So, that being the case, the characters in the film realized they could actually sell far more shares in the play than actually existed, and pocket all that extra money as long as there weren't any actual profits to split up. If the play did make money, no matter how much, they would have far more people demanding their shares of the profits than there were profits to go around and they couldn't possibly pay them back.
So the idea was to raise far more money than they needed to produce the play, make sure the play was a flop, and then tell all the investors, "sorry, the play didn't make any money, your investment went bad and you're not going to get your money back." When the play turned out to be a hit despite their best efforts, they were screwed.
>Movie is financed by investors, you don't have to pay taxes on investiture
>You inflate prices for services and goods and props and things like that to make it appear as though you have dumped a lot of your own money into it
>Movie makes no $$$, total flop
>Investors who paid for the money simply have to walk away
>Person with the minimized stake is now able to still claim their expenditures as business related and thus may write off every single one of those now delinquent debts on their taxes, which can be prorated yearly
No not 100 percent but you still get a percentage back and there's other ways to make money back. It's basically you gotta lose a little to make more back. Films are basically a Pyramid scheme of money laundering. It should be illegal to make them but you know they're protected by the government
>a Pyramid scheme of money laundering.
So now it's money laundering, not tax evasion? And somehow there's a pyramid scheme also going on? What, are the producers making the actors buy props to make the movie happen? You sure you don't want to throw in the word ponzi scheme as well? Just because you've seen other anons talk about this stuff it doesn't mean you should try to repeat what they said with half-remembered words and explanations for how it works, man.
>"Trapped"
>guy wires going straight to the ground
Dumb women, just use your jacket/belt.
With friction, they will not be able to simply slide down on their jackets or belts. And from that height, if they were to begin sliding down said friction would cause their material to shred
>i'm...le depressed
This scene is so cringe. Women can't experience grief they can only live in the moment like a dog. They just need a distraction like netflix and wine and she'll totally forget about it
she was probably getting railed in the bathroom 5 minutes after that drink
>This photograph tugs at your heartstrings. Two engineers hug and cling to each other as fire and smoke creep toward them. They both died after. According to news reports, one of them jumped off the turbine while the other succumbed to the fire. What makes this more heartbreaking is that the two engineers are just aged 19 and 21.
>This accident happened in October of last year at a wind farm in Ooltgensplaat, Holland. A crew of four were conducting routine maintenance at the 67-meter high wind turbine when fire suddenly broke out. Two of the four people were able to escape while the other two got trapped.
This would have made a better movie.
Obviously he is on an equal altitude with them, why didn't he use his helicopter to rescue them instead of to take pictures wtf lol
Serious question here: are those things high enough to basejump from?
>67-meter high wind turbine
It's right around the minimum required height.
And unless I’m missing my guess, basejumping kit isn’t the same massive chute skydivers use, is it, and therefore far less cumbersome? Hell, just having packs stowed up there, I’d rather take my chances with no training than just stand there and burn to death.
>Put belt around pole
>Put the belt under your armpits
>Press against the pole to stabilize your descent to the ladder
Shouldn't be impossible unless it's a cheap belt from the dirtiest bangladeshi sweat shop.
Belt isn't long enough, those towers are pretty thick at the top
Plus women don't wear belts
Should work with good jeans as well, it's how third worlders safely climb on palm trees to get them coco nuts.
they can't take their jeans off on camera, that would be lewd
Close but the actual saying is "once you go black, you're a single mother."
Fricking hell.
me on my way to bang those chicks
I fricking love this genre of movie.
>*booming trailer noise and cut to a man talking with his mother*
>"I'm going back to the family farm"
>*Slow dramatic version of Sway by Dean Martin starts playing*
>Slow zooming shot of a tire swing
>*booming trailer noise and cut to man talking to a shop keeper near the local farm*
>"Nobody's visited that place in decades"
>"HEEEEEELP I'M STUCK IN A TIRE SWIIIIING"
>*Booming trailer noise followed by the sound of wolves approaching*
>Summer 2022
>*Fade to black*
>Tire Swing
>climb an antenna
>no signal
lol
What if the disintegrating ladder cut the power on its way down?
The first 30 seconds of the trailer explicitly state that it's a old broadcast TV antenna, and from the rest of the trailer is very clearly abandoned, and in the middle of nowhere