>Hello, I'm a massive strange man with a huge gun and I'm looking to kill Sarah Connor. Is that you? >Yes.
The script could have done with another few drafts really.
How did Sarah manage to fall in love with Kyle Reese when he spends the entire movie wearing stinky clothes he robbed off a tramp? I mean there's no way those pants hadn't been pissed/shat in.
He came back HIV positive and didn't think it was a big deal - because in the future he had those blockers that keep it from passing on.
He doesn't take them while hear, he gets full blown AIDS, passes it on to Sarah Connor.
That's how he actually died.
In her loss and anxiety she turns into a total wiener prostitute spreading it around in the early 80s as she travels from major urban centers then down to Mexico.
Sarah Connor starts the aids epidemic, monkeys and gays were a government cover up to study the machine man chips.
Speaking of disease, Reese spending his life eating god knows what to survive, is probably immune to a mutated virus or bacteria from the 2020s that would kill a 1980s person in a matter of days, if not start an outbreak/pandemic
Kyle is from the future so he has a foreskin. The only white men around Sarah in 1984 would have been mutilated good goys. If she wanted a man in the present with a foreskin, she’d have to resort to fricking one of the many Mexicans or Asians running around Southern California. Kyle being a white man with a normal penis was nearly unimaginable to Sarah so she have no choice but to fall in love.
This makes me wonder if this is an alternate time line Kyle Reese.
Kyle Prime - before a split, caused by time travel. Was he the very first person / thing sent back in time?
Or was he from an alternate dimension perhaps? Where they had Phasers and Plasma shit weapons even in the 1980s of his time / universe.
Which brings about the idea that maybe skynet (not the humans) knew about a multi-verse when he unlocked time travel.
He probably sent hundreds a machines back one to each reality it could target on its own timeline.
"Fate is what we make" because each time line is different and shatters each time one is breached.
Salvation Kyle - Current Kyle - doesn't even know what a plasma thing is and isn't ignorant of said things that don't exist yet when he's a child. He knows they don't exist in the late 90s let alone the 80s.
>Good afternoon ma'am. I'm just here to let you know as part of my probation that I am a registered sex offender, with a proclivity for boys in the young teens. Please, if you have a son this age do not let him near me.
>Advance AI machine >doesn't know what Sarah Conner looks like >doesn't have a profile on Sarah Conner >doesn't know anything about Sarah Conner >Was SENT back to the past
Lmao, if you think about it Terminator 1 is actually moronic. Thank god most people in the U.S. don't think or else the series would've stopped there.
Reese states right in the first film that most records were lost in the war/destruction of civilization. All Skynet could find on Connor's parentage was a name, Sarah Connor, and the city, Los Angeles. Maybe you should watch films better.
>Skynet controls all NETworks and defense grids >Skynet THEN launches nukes in panic when humans attempt shutdown. >Skynet.... forgets the information he had access to the entire time he knew what was going to happen?
Fun fact, the reason there are three Sarah Connors in the movie is because when they opened up a phone book to use as a prop, that's how many were in the actual phone book so James Cameron just wrote it into the script.
what if she wasn't home?
Come back later. He has nothing but time.
Darah Sonnor?
>this woman was in her mid 30s when they shot this and she looks 50
She also looks like she's FROM the 1950s
People in the past looked more mature
im 30 and bald
My condolences.
>Single, mid-30s, ugly, unremarkable, middle class
>owns her own house
I fricking despise boomers
>Hello, I'm a massive strange man with a huge gun and I'm looking to kill Sarah Connor. Is that you?
>Yes.
The script could have done with another few drafts really.
He pulls the gun from inside his jacket
>Sneed.
>Your foster parents are dead.
formerly alive
Where the frick did the Terminator find a 500ft tall vehicle and how did he drive it alone? It should need a full crew surely.
WRONG
>I may close early today
>wrong.
How did Sarah manage to fall in love with Kyle Reese when he spends the entire movie wearing stinky clothes he robbed off a tramp? I mean there's no way those pants hadn't been pissed/shat in.
You have so much to learn
it's the velcro nikes that did it
Their style onslaught cannot be halted
The pants always get to me. Probably caught a venereal disease that he passed down to Sarah.
Yeah, John!
He came back HIV positive and didn't think it was a big deal - because in the future he had those blockers that keep it from passing on.
He doesn't take them while hear, he gets full blown AIDS, passes it on to Sarah Connor.
That's how he actually died.
In her loss and anxiety she turns into a total wiener prostitute spreading it around in the early 80s as she travels from major urban centers then down to Mexico.
Sarah Connor starts the aids epidemic, monkeys and gays were a government cover up to study the machine man chips.
Speaking of disease, Reese spending his life eating god knows what to survive, is probably immune to a mutated virus or bacteria from the 2020s that would kill a 1980s person in a matter of days, if not start an outbreak/pandemic
Kyle is from the future so he has a foreskin. The only white men around Sarah in 1984 would have been mutilated good goys. If she wanted a man in the present with a foreskin, she’d have to resort to fricking one of the many Mexicans or Asians running around Southern California. Kyle being a white man with a normal penis was nearly unimaginable to Sarah so she have no choice but to fall in love.
>Phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range.
>Look it may take a while, if you wanna wait there's a bench over there.
>I uhh... got some light bulbs if you want. They're 60 watt
>Two person donkey costume in the 40 price range
>You know your weapons buddy, one of these would be ideal for two person home defence
>I'll be back
This makes me wonder if this is an alternate time line Kyle Reese.
Kyle Prime - before a split, caused by time travel. Was he the very first person / thing sent back in time?
Or was he from an alternate dimension perhaps? Where they had Phasers and Plasma shit weapons even in the 1980s of his time / universe.
Which brings about the idea that maybe skynet (not the humans) knew about a multi-verse when he unlocked time travel.
He probably sent hundreds a machines back one to each reality it could target on its own timeline.
"Fate is what we make" because each time line is different and shatters each time one is breached.
Salvation Kyle - Current Kyle - doesn't even know what a plasma thing is and isn't ignorant of said things that don't exist yet when he's a child. He knows they don't exist in the late 90s let alone the 80s.
>Good afternoon ma'am. I'm just here to let you know as part of my probation that I am a registered sex offender, with a proclivity for boys in the young teens. Please, if you have a son this age do not let him near me.
>Why are you dressed as a police officer?
>Cutbacks, ma'am. They are hiring off the registry now.
so we all made pipe bombs after watching this right?
then ate them, right?
sounded good
no but i made some pipes and bongs
Yes and I bombed some computer companies
if somebody commits a bombing / shooting / murder and says they just saved the future can you really prove them wrong?
>Advance AI machine
>doesn't know what Sarah Conner looks like
>doesn't have a profile on Sarah Conner
>doesn't know anything about Sarah Conner
>Was SENT back to the past
Lmao, if you think about it Terminator 1 is actually moronic. Thank god most people in the U.S. don't think or else the series would've stopped there.
>Was SENT back to the past
to play some shitty games that suck ass
Reese states right in the first film that most records were lost in the war/destruction of civilization. All Skynet could find on Connor's parentage was a name, Sarah Connor, and the city, Los Angeles. Maybe you should watch films better.
>world is incinerated in nuclear fire
>hurr why didn't skynet just go down the hall of records and check bro
>Skynet controls all NETworks and defense grids
>Skynet THEN launches nukes in panic when humans attempt shutdown.
>Skynet.... forgets the information he had access to the entire time he knew what was going to happen?
In the 1990s you dumb frick, and no, it didn't know what was going to happen, it was only built in the 90s
2022
1997
Fun fact, the reason there are three Sarah Connors in the movie is because when they opened up a phone book to use as a prop, that's how many were in the actual phone book so James Cameron just wrote it into the script.
Ok.
>I'll not be back
> skynet builds androids instead of robo-rats that spray nerve gas when they infiltrate human bases
homie was moronic
Wrong.
You can't do that.
Parah Donner