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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    She's actually respectable now. Of course pedowood is upset.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She's rich and famous. Her career was basically a joke before this anyway. Not much has changed.
      If she had tried defending the film she would've looked like an idiot shill with no personality. She's instead come out of this looking quite funny and with a personality

      Based Mommy Dakota. She got fricked by studio, she's gonna lay in.

      shut up dakota, you should've said no first but you wanted capeshit money

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you would too

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Frick off Sony damage control shill

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          but who appeared on the red carpet promoting the movie and was so stupid she signed on for a shitty movie, smart Eva who sued a studio for a shitty production.

          you would too

          then she shouldn't complain

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >then she shouldn't complain
            she is an artist not a wagie bread maker. she has artistic integrity and if she is involved in a stinker and wants to call it a stinker that's perfectly acceptable

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She is part of pedowood.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What's Sony gonna do, refuse to work with her?
    I doubt she'd want to work with THEM again either

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I've got to agree with you on this, when is the last time they've had a really big hit on their hands that they don't have to share with Disney?
      I guess Ghostbusters but that's about it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sony_Pictures_Motion_Picture_Group
        It's really not looking good. Holy shit, I didn't realise how heavily they relied on spider-man just to stay in the black

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah I've got to agree with you on this, when is the last time they've had a really big hit on their hands that they don't have to share with Disney?
          I guess Ghostbusters but that's about it.

          they had bond too but killed that as well

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Another issue with them is they have successful IPs but for the life of them they can't or won't get sequels off the ground.
            >Jumanji: the next level was a massive success in 2019, haven't even gotten a script finished for a sequel despite the ending being pure sequel bait
            >Uncharted despite having almost nothing in common with the games was somehow a success for them in 2022, been no plans for a sequel since
            >last Underworld was in 2016 and somehow was a success for Sony, haven't touched the ip since
            Think it's a small miracle they got another Ghostbusters movie out before another of the original cast had died

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Think it's a small miracle they got another Ghostbusters movie out before another of the original cast had died
              Bill Murray especially looks ready to go any day now.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Jumanji and Uncharted are probably dependent on the cast becoming available. Dwayne Johnson, Kevin Hart, Jack Black and Tom Holland are busy people.

              Underworld died because the last movie grossed half of what the one before it did. Beckinsale isn't getting younger. That is a reboot candidate and Resident Evil set the stage for how successful Sony would be with that.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          yeah when you realize they’re making a KRAVEN THE HUNTER MOVIE. I mean holy shit, get the rights to some other properties for god sake

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Disney can't make watchable cape flicks any more either. I think it's time to just let it all die and accept the fad is over

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Oh no we’ll go back to Westerns

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            it looks FRICKING AWFUL too
            how in the frick do they keep throwing millions of dollars at these turd ideas

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              They do this to hold on to the Spider-Man IP rights. As long as they keep pumping these turds out annually, quality be damned, they'll keep IP under their control for the foreseeable future. It's not about making a good movie, but making tax writeoffs via contract proxies.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                They really only need make a new movie every ~5 years to keep the rights. This is Sony trying to ride the success of the MCU to try and make hits and build their own sub-universe, but only Spider-Verse has been kind of catching on.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >but only Spider-Verse has been kind of catching on
                Yeah, mainly with TikTok zoomers + political ideologues who lap up this obvious goyslop, and even then, they're still among the lowest-grossing Spider-Man movies ever.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                but marvel already shown how to circumvent that by making spiderman an apprentice with ironman, mysterio, and other 2 spidermans as mentors

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Russell Crowe making shitty funny accents
              Instant kino

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Spider-man is like, top 3 most profittable characters in history. They are right to try and get some of that money. But they must feel really stupid on how they can't turn on the almost literal gold machine and instead keep losing money with it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The Jumanji reboot/sequels did well. The Venom films were dumb, but made a profit. Other than that, IDK. They've been a mess for a while at developing their own hits.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No, clearly it's the actors and the audience who are wrong. There's no way their genius executives and writers could have fricked up

      The audience I get, but it’s really unprofessional coming from one of the people who made the film. Imagine if you went on social media every day to drag the company that you worked for. How long do you think you would stay employed there?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        stop comparing artists to whitecollar slaves please. the rules of corporate slavery don't apply to them

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I think it'd be more like you worked with them and then left, complaining about them after the fact. People need to be more willing to admit these movies are bad instead of just pretending the crap is good.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >drag

        Where was this bullshit use of this word last week? Even dumber than "shade". Ffs

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It's ancient. Feminists were using it at least five years ago, and gays before that, and probably blacks before that.

          [...]

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Tom Rothman isn’t gonna do shit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Considering she fired her management right before the trailer for this dropped she’s pissed that she was talked in to doing it and is only doing what she contractually has to before she can abandon it forever.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        it went through half a dozen rewrites and multiple personnel changes between when she signed on and when it started shooting, sometime you get stuck doing crap

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Other companies won't hire her since she likes to talk so much shit about their projects, pretty damning if she's the leading star, even if it's a bomb it's a fifth column telling people their movie is unwatchable shit.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        The audience I get, but it’s really unprofessional coming from one of the people who made the film. Imagine if you went on social media every day to drag the company that you worked for. How long do you think you would stay employed there?

        I don't know why people like you suddenly cropped into existence and now act like ever saying anything negative about the work you did in the past is evil and unprofessional and blasphemy. It must be a generational thing with how ever more insular and thinskinned Hollywood has become. It used to be a very standard topic of late night riffing (before late night was strictly political cheerleading) of actors going on the show and laughing about the shitty movie they were in that had bombed. Do you just pretend that was never a thing?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          lol have fun living in your parents house until you're 40, zoomer.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            There's nothing wrong with inheriting the nest.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          They at least wait until the end of the theatrical run, typically.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's not about Sony, it's that other studios will see this and choose not to work with her.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    She's rich and famous. Her career was basically a joke before this anyway. Not much has changed.
    If she had tried defending the film she would've looked like an idiot shill with no personality. She's instead come out of this looking quite funny and with a personality

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This b***h has no charisma or leading woman power

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sydney Sweeney went on SNL and said "you definitely didn't see me in Madame Web." Maybe Sony should have commissioned a better script if they don't want their actors trying this hard to escape its black hole gravitational pull.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No, clearly it's the actors and the audience who are wrong. There's no way their genius executives and writers could have fricked up

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The issue was not enough dubstep and mud running in the film.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Based Mommy Dakota. She got fricked by studio, she's gonna lay in.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    We need studios making big budget sexual thrillers again NOW!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      can't do those in a post-me-too feminist environment without committing public opinion suicide

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Her remarks were precise and had a "pointing out the emperor's nakedness" quality to them.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    She is hollywood royalty good luck black listing DON JOHNSONS kid

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wanna see a Miami Vice sequal with her being the main lead, purely for the kek.

    t. ACUTALLY saw Miami vice when it aired on tv

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This would be fun therefore it will never happen.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Friendly reminder that Sony is letting Rade Judkins adapt God of War into a TV show.

    They deserve to fail.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >jade chudkins
      should that name ring any bells for me? did she do like black mirror or something else gay?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Don't have much faith it'll ever get as far as a finished project, Sonys been talking doing a live action GoW movie or series since GoW2.
      2 of the main issues are they want to shy away from the over the top violence Kratos is known for and they just don't want to deal with paying for cgi monsters for him to fight.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    its only sony so who cares if that bridge is burnt

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't put much faith in this. How could Sony be so unaware that it's their fault for making such a shit movie that NOBODY asked for?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Read the Sony email leaks and absolutely nothing about how they frick up will surprise you. It's like reading conversations between aliens they are so out of touch

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >movie that NOBODY asked for
      What is this even supposed to mean? Who's out here "asking for movies"?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Literally asking for a good Napoleon movie here

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Audiences

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >How could Sony be so unaware that it's their fault for making such a shit movie that NOBODY asked for?
      amazing spiderman 2 clusterfrick
      venom without spiderman
      morbius
      kraven

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Who cares? Everyone prefers Sarah Gadon anyway

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      And Sarah Gadon prefers BBC

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        She shares with Dakota

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I love Sarah Gadon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I love Sarah Gadon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      gal gadot > sarah gadon

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >star in movie
    >complain about movie
    >"wtf why don't people want to hire me"
    >pic rel

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Difference is she complained about a very successful movie that launched the star power of multiple people. She also was a c**t to work with on the movie(no one has said this about Dakota), and made personal attacks against specific people(Dakota just makes fun of the movie, not individuals). Heigl made the average fan hate her, Dakota has not(if anything normies like her more for her antics)

      I do not think this is the same situation as your pic, nor do I think she will have the same fallout as Heigl

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I get that but it's still silly for Dakota to think shit talking her movie, even if it's just light tongue in cheek ribbing, is doing her career any favors. Fans might like her but her but producers won't. Similar to Trump. The common man likes Trump for his shenanigangs but the men in suits are scared to death of him. Same applies.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Except producers need to understand the morbius effect

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What movie did Heigl complain about? I'm not in the hollywood-know.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Knocked Up

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        She was a b***h on Greys Anatomy too

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah I think when her career was tanking she was dropping hints she wanted to be asked back to the show. The creator just basically said "no she b***hed and moaned the whole time she was on the show I'm not asking her to come back"

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sony should learn to make a good movie maybe

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >constantly dragging
    when did she do it once, let alone constantly? it sounds like she's been giving boilerplate responses to questions about the movie

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, let's blame the bawd who was willing to wear next to nothing to the premiere to get people to notice the movie and not the failing writers, directors and other diversity hires who ruin most modern day movies...

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >says one insider
    >"insider"

    so made up then

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >mommy

    She's only 34

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Older than me therfore mommy that's the rule.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      my previous mommy gf was 6 years younger than me

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      MOTHER IS MOTHERING

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        ktim

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >She's only 34
      And still no kids either. She's borderline menopause at this rate.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Sarah Gadon has a baby however.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yes.
          Said offspring also has autism + low T-cell count thanks to post-35 conception in the womb.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            just like me

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I dont see how that makes her come off as older. If anything, having kids ages you.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Claire Daines just had a kid at like 42, Sienna Miller at 41. Rich people don't go by the same rules as normies.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sony Sweet Baby'd it by not allowing them to be sexy in the movie. They purposely ruined it and she has every right to be upset.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The irony of it all, is that all the lead actresses were game for a sexy movie. Just look at their past work. Look at their Instagrams.

      You hired 3 actresses known for their sexuality and covered them up, disguised them.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Look at how they dressed for the premiere compared to how their characters dressed in the film. They probably left $100 million on the floor by not having Sweeny dressed up in a skintight sexy spiderwoman costume for more than a few seconds.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ...are they fricking moronic?
    Literally everyone (including Sweeney on SNL) is dunking on their shitty movie. Do they truly think they have the high ground here?

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    nepo baby doesn't care, nepo baby does what nepo baby wants

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    She is actually funny, and came off as really likable and relatable in promos.
    I grew to like her, specially after the JOI video.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >specially after the JOI video
      post it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        https://twitter.com/OneTakeNews/status/1745560088310399323

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >NOOO YOU CAN'T CRITICIZE YOUR OWN MOVIE
    why are they like this?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      who's they?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >who's they?
        Who nose?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        members of the tribe of judah

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The frugal people.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Should have Made Sweeney and Moner get their breasts out. I would have watched it then.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not a zoomer; what does "dragging" mean in this context.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      she said she understands the negative reception and says she wont do anything like it again

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    execs should get fired for this shit, but no one gets fired for failure anymore

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Who do you think the ~~*execs*~~ are?

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it was a movie destined to fail no matter who they casted in it

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Here, another Dakota for the thread.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I MUST mate with her.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that her agents pressured her to do it even though she didn’t want to. All the agents heard was “girl spider-man” and thought they hit the jackpot

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    there's a good chance she's missed her shot at mega stardom but she will probably be able to land more indie kino

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >AHHHH WHERE ARE THE BLACK PEOPLE HELP ME IBRAM X KENDI

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >questioning her star power
    If anything it's gone up as a direct result of her ruthlessly mocking this movie. You ask a street pleb to name a Dakota Johnson movie that isn't 50 Shades they're going to draw a blank, now she's le funny meme lady from the memes

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    She's very apparently upset and lashing out like a toddler. You don't have to stand by some garbage production you make, but she got on her knees for comicbook money. She's only pissed off she was so easily fooled. None of it comes off as funny or cool. It's very transparent what's going on in her head.

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