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I remember seeing a lot of art of this April and Raphael
Of course you did...
Different time
Oh...I thought you meant porn.
Oh also porn but general shipping stuff too
This is actually kind of strange considering it was Mikey who had the crush on her in this movie. I guess it was because Raph got a little more focus than everyone else?
Pretty much yeah
Everyone enjoys the brooding strong guy with anger problems combined with a hidden sentimentality
I think it was because of test footage that got leaked that had april and raphael
Zoomers are growing up and getting nostalgic for Michael Bay. Just like a few years ago there was a wave of history revisionism for 2000s capes from nostalgic millenials about how Daredevil and Catwoman were actually based and the best cape movies ever. Now nostalgic zoomers are gonna be revising history anew, claiming that Michael Bay movies were actually great all along. In 10 years, people will be unironically praising Suicide Squad and Morbius as underappreciated masterpieces. You love to see it.
>Zoomers are growing up and getting nostalgic for Michael Bay
The frick are you talking about, I only saw it for the first time last night and I'm in my mid-30s.
I do have nostalgia for that era of cape films, but Catwoman ain't it. Daredevil had MCD and I miss him.
Mystery Men is really good, and is actually underappreciated.
You know what, I like Michael Bay movies. I don't care what fricking Roger Ebert or any of those other payed off wienersuckers have to say about how "toxic" he is or how hackney his style of direction may be. Bayformers 1 to 3 are still some of my favorite movies and I won't apologize for it.
The Directors Cut of DD actually is based and so is the first Transformers.
>The Directors Cut of DD actually is based
It's still goofy and hard to take seriously.
Daredevil is goofy and impossible to take seriously. He's a frickin blind ninja.
They're called comic books, not tragic books.
And yet the movie tries to have a very serious tone and falls flat on its ass.
Michael Bay turtles is the absolute worst. I'd rather take homie turtles over it. Max Disgust.
>homie turtles
none of them were black tho
dem lips argue otherwise
>he hasn't seen homie turtles
Cucked yet again...
Mikey is coded hella black...
Mostly adults went to see it.
I'm already praising Suicide Squad.
Its a great spin on government hubris coming back to bite the government in the ass. It curbstomps the majority of comic book movies out there with its themes and visual style. It also delivers a Joker that lives up to the character's reputation as a Clown Prince of Crime. He's not a one-dimensional hobo like Ledger's or a generic crime boss like Nicholson's.
t. 31 year old Millennial.
>not bringing up Phoenix because he knows Leto cannot compete
We're Gen-Z, not Zoomers
I've only watched this one bit, but I almost got whiplash from the cuts every half a second. This shit is worse than Black Widow action scenes.
That's Out of the Shadows.
Is it that different from the first one?
That's the sequel. The OP is the 2014 movie.
Why are you being so facetious about this? Is the second one a massive step down from the first, or are they about the same? The scene I watched doesn't exactly put me in the mood to watch either one.
FFFFFFFFFFFFRICK YOU
Also I can't answer that, I've only seen the 2014 movie so far.
The second one is like a movie of 1987 TMNT, and introduces most of the core cast of that cartoon, but it's still stuck with the version of the Turtles from the first movie. It's the better of the two, and a lot more fun, but it bombed because nobody wanted a sequel to the 2014 movie.
I was down for Stephen Amell but wasn't sure why they couldn't be assed to put a wig on him the same way they did his Arrow Flashbacks. His Casey was trash.
Shredder was robbed in the sequel. With that said, I legitimately enjoyed Mecha-Shredder from 2014 for his fight scenes.
I remember when my mother complained about that when we watched this together.
(Don't call me a zoomer, I was in college at the time.)
The second is another in a long line of course-correcting sequel movie that try to be more faithful to the source, see also Guyver Dark Hero, GI Joe Retaliation, Punisher War Zone, and a few others. Its decent, and honestly a better TMNT movie than the second and third 90's movies.
War Zone wasn't a sequel. It started its development as a sequel to 2004 Punisher, but ended up its own beast in the end.
NGL I also really enjoyed these films myself. Especially the second one. I believe that had they had better writers helming the scripts (like maybe someone or two from the Sonic Movies' writers room), they could've been bigger hits than they actually were.
Shame the actors who were doing mo cap and voices for the turtles were treated like dogshit while the bigger names like Fox and Arnett got the royal treatment. Raphael's actor did an interview claiming it was one of the worst experiences he'd ever gone through.
The raunchy and cringey Transformers humor does not work with the Ninja Turtles. People liked the Sonic films because they were solid family-friendly PG action films which are a lost art these days, TMNT can definitely learn some things from the Sonic films and hopefully Paramount gets that.
TMNT really wasn't that raunchy unless you're a complete prude.
>#TURTLED
Turtles have huge dicks, to my understanding.
COWABUNGA
>falling from a burning building
>September 11
WERE GONNA HIT IT AGAIN DUDE
Imagine a humanoid turtle penis somehow causing a tightening feeling around the shell area of the turtle, and how this is anatomically possible. What would it feel like. Is it only the front part of the shell specifically, or also the rear shell, or does it involve the gooch area tightening between the legs to provide this sensation. How do you imagine this happening.
Well, becoming an hero is still an option. You don't have to live like this.
I want to see Megan Fox frick these turtles so bad.
When you accept the fact that you're watching a movie about giant humanoid turtles trained in the art of ninjutsu, directed by Michael Bay, its actually pretty fun
You're allowed to like it anon.
>not liking Alan Ritchson right off the bat
I knew it was going to be likable for me back when I saw his name as Raph
I just realized I never watched the 2016 sequel
Honestly, the fight between Splinter and Shredder isn't bad. Everybody forgets that Splinter, as a big mutant rat, would have a huge frickoff tail. This movie didn't and I appreciate that.
He often uses it
Good