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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >furshit

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    1 tendy has been added to your goodboy account

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Save up enough good boy points for a box of tendies
      >Tendies are now 5 good boy points more expensive because elder mummy wants Petro war in the old country while Germans scrub each other clean using old pieces of cloth and a bucket
      You just can't win

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >protecting Western hegemony is a petro war
        Brown hands typed this post.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >spending trillions of dollars to bomb sand and give contracts to Haliburton is protecting Western hegemony

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            trillions of dollars to bomb sand and give contracts to Haliburton
            This has long since been debunked. Halliburton was firmly against war in the Middle East and wanted the US to simply lift sanctions on Iraq and Iran so it could buy contracts without the oil fields being blown up first.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Did they ever find the WMDs?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Here you go

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Seriously this was all it took to get to Bush and Iraq?

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    But I like getting more work. I'm a rate buster. I get bored.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Before this gets deleted I just wanted to say I genuinely like the design and expressions of the ram boss, it reminds me of something from a Don Bluth movie.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The weirder designs are what keep some of these furgay comics interesting

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >09/05/23(Tue)

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >furry uses their fetish animal drawings to cope with work

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well satan, at least the work isnt being eaten alive or turned into a pool toy

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >work sucks haha oh no im being eaten and shat out as a pooltoy why did i get the job at the pooltoy tf factory with the voring robot machines i need a raise!

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Both of these are my fetishes
        God, why did you create me in such a fashion?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        i've read this webcomic

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I read CocoShark and I expected it just to be a fun little generic yaoi comic

          Boy I was fricking wrong

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do furries get assigned their fetishes via the Family Guy Manatee device from that one South Park episode?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          If only you knew how bad things really are.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice trips, Satan.
      But yeah that's my fetish.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      coping with work is universally human, satan

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's with all the incessant furhomosexualry these past few days? Stay on

    [...]

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ah yes, the cartoon and comics board that doesn't allow you to post anything ever made by Disney, Warner Bros. or anyone else really.
      You know the furry rule applies to the porn only right? It's 100% on topic if there's a cartoon or comic with furries in it and most of the recurring threads are about that specifically.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Durrr my rainbowhaired fursona waifu from eka's portal is the exact same thing as Bugs Bunny!
        Shut the frick up.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Name dropping a vore site
          tried too hard and now we all know

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your first week here or what?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >these past few days
      Leave this website while you still can.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can't

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The picture you posted could technically classify as furry too

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >get used to it bucko, most Cinemaphile users are furgays.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because you are weakening. Furshit is always there but it's getting posted because the content you would like is absent. Comics are all but dead and current cartoons have to be bent backwards by heavy misinterpretation to even be worth discussing.

      Why are you failing Cinemaphile?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Furries are like wienerroaches; no matter how many times you tell them to frick off, they always come back in droves and never taking the hint. I like to bring up /fur/ as an example of just how unwelcomed furries actually are.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Man they really live rent free in your head, don't they? You might need to get out more.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >A furgay thinks he's in any position to talk down to anyone
          lmao

          >/trash/ has existed for years

          /trash/ is bizarre because it's literally where off topic threads go to. Furries congregating in off topic boards is a bit of a self own.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >/trash/ has existed for years

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    One of the biggest redpills in your adult life is realising exactly how little work you can get away with before the boss starts noticing.
    I do like 5% more than the bare minimum and people treat me like some autistic super genius

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Currently working at the office portion of my job
      >scanned 1 folder in the span of 2 hours
      Spent most of that time browsing/v/, watching YT videos, and drawing on my phone

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      im the same way. i only get paid min wage for specialized IT work and cant find a better job right now so i just half-ass it, and yet i end up being the one who fixes most of the shit that breaks because the other IT guys at work are so fricking slow. at this point whenever there is a bug the programmer at work just asks me to do it

      shit sucks

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I diagnose/repair industrial automation. All my coworkers are 50+ years old, so as long as every once in a while I climb a short ladder or crawl under something to do a simple task they praise me.
      The actual machine operators are room temp IQ, and treat my ability to unfrick their mistakes when they crash robots as some kind of mystic ability.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well, as long as I'm getting overtime pay, I'm not going to b***h about it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Until you are forced to pay a fortune during tax season because of all the overtime you worked. My previous boss had to pay the IRS $3000 once.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Millennials are responsible for the everything sucks genre

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's Gen X, Millennials just kept the torch going and Zoomers are some of the most aggressively "lol depression" people you'll ever have the misfortune of interacting with so I doubt it'll stop with them either. Three generations of "Everything is shit" culture, woooooooooo...

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wonder what could've possibly happened to shatter the spirit of three back to back generations of Americans.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >all three generations were born after the 1970 financial shift when interest rates dropped to nearly nothing, inflation started to take over, and real wages started to stagnate
          The masses are far more attuned to the state of the economy and what they are getting out of it than any politician wants to believe.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I wish I was a 1950s spinster.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              I wish it was the 60s
              I wish I could be happy
              I wish I wish I wish
              That something would HAPPEN

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        don't worry anon
        i promise to break the cycle.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't take the Adeptus Mechanicus seriously until I tried teaching zoomers how to pirate.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hate you 40k gays because you're like gen x when it comes to irony, but you're right in this instance. I'm a few drunken internet purchases and some hours spent scanning away from becoming the sole free repository of persian lute music because that's what I believe. The response from the hive has been dismissive at best.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I know almost nothing about Persia, lutes or Persian lutes but I am intrigued. Are we talking score books or something else, and what led you to this?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Scores of their setar radif, the system of their classical and art music, made from collecting every really catchy song and organizing the best parts into a system of semi-improvisational art music I should probably get some more of the folk music and whatever there's sheet music for because it's an ancient lute and it's way more fun than it should be.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I hate you 40k gays because you're like gen x when it comes to irony
          Is it just me or are more posts on this site starting off with these random inane opinions that have nothing to do with what they're replying to?
          Like I feel that sometime after 2018 the amount of schizo-posters has increase exponentially.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Gen X takes claim on irony, but unironically enjoys trash media. 40k is a dumb parody that autistics take seriously. It's not that hard to follow.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Okay. Now elaborate for the non fa/tg/uys in this thread.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sorry you have to watch 200 hrs of lore videos.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Basically, in 40k science and technology are treated like magic by the humans. Magic is perhaps a bit of an understatement though, it’s an actual religion for some; the Adeptus Mechanicus. These guys basically hoard technology and worship tech, and even a basic spark plug change is done with the reverence of a prayer. Their god is the ‘machine spirit’ and inhabits all tech (which being 40K may or may not actually be the case), but they abhor AI (abominable intelligence) and so basically all advanced computers are just I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream people who are forever doing mindless repetitive tasks. There you go, saved you a couple hours.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Basically, in 40k science and technology are treated like magic by the humans. Magic is perhaps a bit of an understatement though, it’s an actual religion for some; the Adeptus Mechanicus. These guys basically hoard technology and worship tech, and even a basic spark plug change is done with the reverence of a prayer. Their god is the ‘machine spirit’ and inhabits all tech (which being 40K may or may not actually be the case), but they abhor AI (abominable intelligence) and so basically all advanced computers are just I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream people who are forever doing mindless repetitive tasks. There you go, saved you a couple hours.

          More to anon’s point, most humans have no idea how tech works.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            The best humans have an idea how some tech works.
            There are no more universal scholars. There never werel.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          technical knowledge that was once common is now lost and forgotten, a subversion of the idea that people in the future will be more technologically advanced then those in the past.

          This is just like heckin ebic fourty kay guys!!! for da emprah ultramarines and grey knights are such mary sues purgin da zenos and da muties with mah spess mahreen battle brothers girlyman totally has da hots for eldarussy lol tau are so seggsy FRICK EREBUS all my homies hate erebus

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >spoiling the ending of Bakshi's wizards

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          http://www.coding2learn.org/blog/2013/07/29/kids-cant-use-computers/
          https://www.theverge.com/22684730/students-file-folder-directory-structure-education-gen-z
          tl;dr Zoomers aren't technically competent like gen x or millennials, they are just consumer cattle who struggle with finding a download folder

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Perhaps we should make some sort of classes in schools teaching the children how to use computers? It's not like I (a 32 year old man) just knew how to make a computer work when I was a kid my dad had to teach me.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              No, that would take time from their dodgeball and rope climbing classes.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I've never climbed a rope or played dodgeball with those red rubber balls before

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Perhaps we should make some sort of classes in schools teaching the children how to use computers?
              We do, the issue is we only teach them how to use Excel and Word and other office programs, not how a computer actually works or the basics of using one to do anything other than edit text and make PowerPoints.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Shit also has nothing to do with any established property.
    this is the comics and cartoons board, not the established properties board. OP's picture is a comic. Deal with it.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you have worked in any sort of job for any length of time, you quickly realize that management will rely on their most skilled and conscientious employees to carry the rest, despite the fact that there is no personal benefit, either in compensation or benefits for the employee in question.
    Why do you think lazy old-timer/union man/plodder/quiet-quitting stereotype exists?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >work shit job, get shit pay
      >suddenly new upper management guy decides he needs to swing his dick around to show people who's boss
      >he fires the guy who always comes in to cover other people's shifts because "HE'S NOT WEARING PROPER UNIFORM!!!"
      >me and one other employee are the only ones to bother wearing the uniform in the first place
      >boss says "frick this shit, this isn't worth the money" and quits
      >night shift guy quits since shit is getting worse and corporate is doing nothing about it
      >down to me and one other employee, who is quitting
      >area manager asks if I would be willing to pull a double shift so they don't have to shut down overnight
      >"sorry dude, I'm looking into another job..."
      >offers me a fricking $1/hr raise to stay, as if that would make any sort of difference
      >"LOL, the other job is starting me at $4 higher than that."
      The guy still can't figure out why he can't get anyone willing to work long hours for shit pay when better paying and easier jobs exist. COVID and now inflation are showing just how badly people like this are stuck in the past, and can't comprehend the idea that things are different now. Yeah, this would be decent pay, back in 2001. Now it's not even enough to support 1 person renting a 1-bedroom apartment without welfare assistance. These people need to realize one simple fact. If I NEED to be on Welfare just to make ends meet while working this job, why in the frick am I working and not just living off of welfare?
      Honestly, any company that pays so little their employees qualify for welfare assistance should be fined the full value of the welfare paid out to their employees. No one working 40 hours a week should ever need to apply for welfare, period.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >be capitalism
        >the line must go up
        >buy low sell high
        >cut corners and try to get more out of less
        >cogs unironically believe theyre doing a good job by working 12 hour days to cover their 'bros'
        That guy who always covers getting fired is best thing that could've happened to him. He can learn to value his time more.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Frick off pinko. It’s not capitalisms fault that all the small businesses were closed and only the big businesses were allowed to live these past 3 years. Or that government imports and houses so many immigrants who send their money back home. Or that livable jobs get completely fricked by becoming min wage when the law increases it. Or central banks printing a third of all the money that’s every existed in a year.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            It is tho, like I know what you're talking about but that pretty much is also a consequence of capitalism

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              What the frick are you talking about. If these models fall apart in the open market it is exactly capitalism's fault.

              >It’s not capitalisms fault that all the small businesses were closed and only the big businesses were allowed to live these past 3 years.
              Yes it fricking is lol
              Capitalism creates monopoly

              >free market
              >government allows a few companies to make regulations that stop any new start up from opening to compete with them
              This is the older system of merchantalism, if you call it a free market you're intentionally lying and work as a slave to the system. your theories are false, built by generations of college narcissists who had no need to interact with the real world.
              The absolute truth of the world is this, centrality of power is determined by many factors and has many levels, the greatest evils are only capable of being so in high centralization. Evil is inherently attracted to power, it wishes for high centrality, though authority only showcases morality.
              I know your type, the disingenuous. you will respond with belittlement. just know, nothing you make will be good and lasting.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >blah blah blah blah
                Sorry i wasn't listening

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            What the frick are you talking about. If these models fall apart in the open market it is exactly capitalism's fault.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >It’s not capitalisms fault that all the small businesses were closed and only the big businesses were allowed to live these past 3 years.
            Yes it fricking is lol
            Capitalism creates monopoly

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're half right. Shit like mom and pop shops closing due to big business and immigration providing cheap labor is capitalism. The rest is valid since the government can't stop sticking their dicks in the economy.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    dyke whorish freak furrshit
    enjoy the 404
    >Verification not required.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You may want to lurk a few more weeks before posting again

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How relatable!

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Uh-oh work bad
    Nah, that's just how it is. You bust your ass and get your shit done as fast as possible and the reward is more work to do at the same amount of pay.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just rip his throat and rectum out.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    LOL

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The real question is unless what are they gonna do? YOU'RE doing THEIR project. No matter how fricked you are, they're fricked even moreso.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Not just slapping stock art and a few random fade-in/wipe out animations together to impress the boomers.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ask them to send you an email asking for it because you need evidence for your workload and priorities since someone above them asked you first (they won't ask)
      >they suddenly back off because now they can't get credit from it and can expose themselves as dead weight
      Remember if there's something a company loves more than fricking over employees is fricking over supervisors
      >But what if he fires me
      If he's asking you to do his job there's a chance this has been going for a while and upper management has been on contact directly with you already because it's faster, they'll be on your side if they can get rid of his salary

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >agree to do it
      >tell bos you'll likely need to call him just to go over a couple of things
      >call him
      >if he doesn't pick up, ignore project and tell him you couldn't get a hold of him
      >if he does, pretend your computer crashed while making the change
      >problemsolved.jpg

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ah, this reminds me of when I made a brochure for a client. I sent them early and it took them weeks for them to get back to me with changes and I had to implement them the same day because they had to go to the printer the very next day because the shipping date couldn't be moved. That was fun!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't fill the slideshow with horrifically obscene images to tank the dudes' career as revenge
      ngmi

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is a ship bossing a wolf around

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sparkledog OC

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It's bad anon, your performance reviews are poor and your supervisor informs me you've been caught sleeping after multiple written warnings. I'd terminate you normally but luckily for you my heat cycle just began so this is your last...fricking chance...literally, to save your job.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Furry fandom goes on

    [...]

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This makes me happy to have a job with very minimal oversight

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ah, new eager employees always trying to show off to their employers how fast they can do their work.

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I miss cubicles.

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    False, the reward is always a pizza party. Which, if you work nights, has most likely been sitting out all day and you're only gonna get maybe a pizza and a half that was left over from previous shifts.
    >t. walmart wagie

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    assigning your work a higher value than what you gain in exchange for it is peak slave morality

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >oh? What sort of compensation can I expect for this?
    >"w-well since when is it about the money?"
    >I see *clocks out*
    I could never go back to a non-unionized field. Even if I could get fired I'd have a new offer before I left the building

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    She cute, post more.

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Next week: dealing with the chihuahua coworkers who don't speak English and drive wages down.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      Way to go moron

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        What's an indian breed of dog?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          [...]

          Your racism is not welcome here

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Is it a POOdle?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            saar you bladdy bastard saar fack you dog bladdy matherfacking bladdy frick you frick bladdy saar

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            GOOD MORNING, SIRS!

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              saar you bladdy bastard saar fack you dog bladdy matherfacking bladdy frick you frick bladdy saar

              Is it a POOdle?

              None of you pathetic boys even work. How shameful

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                watch yuor bladdy facking tone with me filthy bladdy facking dog matherfacker

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    haha work funnies

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like the average tech company to me.
      >two useless marketroids
      >the b***h in HR or management
      >the guy who does the work

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well if "y'all" hadn't cancelled Scott Addams he could tell you how to deal with boomer bosses.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I believe finding the sweet spot is more important than career advancement
      >specialized enough to have a cozy position where you can't be moved from but not enough that you cant have people on your level to share work with
      >high enough that your boss understands what you're doing and how hard it is but not enough to figure out you could be doing more and faster
      >Independent enough that you can take the final say in how the work is done but still be under a supervisor that has to deal with requests
      >NEVER under plant management, which have no idea how things work and will constantly ask for the impossible
      Turns out measuring machines are niche enough to cover all these

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, did you find yours?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      By becoming them?

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whimsy!

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I legitimately get treated better as a dishwasher than I ever did at my old white collar job

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't stop looking at it. Am I a furry. Please say it isn't so

  34. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who tf is we homie?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That bird is cute.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably a territorial thing.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      We are not used to our own voice, we are used to our gut bacteria and what we ate. For example, I intrinsically know that my farts are basically odorless now that I'm vegetarian, unless I eat a lot of spicy food.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Annnd of course there had to be some magical realm thing, why wouldn't there be magical realm

      Do magical math, if you're so autistic

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does this furry draw porn? What's their name on e621?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The punchline is actually the dog girl farted in the last panel right?

  35. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Women can't be autistic, and these color schemes are bad

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw no cutie autistic wolf girlfriend
        Why even live?

        Dude it's a dude.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >tfw no cutie autistic femboy wolf boyfriend
          Still, why even live?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          You wouldn't smash this? What are you gay?

          https://twitter.com/ZephyriWolf/status/1679129563727527937

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >moles
            >visible veins
            >you can see she used to be obese
            >furry
            I barfed a little

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Post body

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I'm hiding my face to avoid your perverts finding and raping me but showing off my body because I love the lusty attention from you.
            Furry women in a nutshell.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            She's got a nice sticc build, would frick her moronic brains out

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        They can, Ive worked with lots of autists and for every 9 autismo boys there's 1 girl but they exist. They aren't quirky and endearing though, theyre just as fricked as everyone else

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >They aren't quirky and endearing though
          2/3rd of the internet BTFO

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        They can. They're just four times less likely to be.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw no cutie autistic wolf girlfriend
      Why even live?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >self-diagnosed autist
      Wow so quirky.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who said she was self diagnosed?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          When she didn't say she was diagnosed by a professional.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh so you're making it up.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Burden of proof's on her.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you can mask your autism well enough that people can't tell you have it, you might not be as autistic as you tell yourself.

      I worked a physically intense job for years that required pants that was mostly outside and could get over 100oF and we never complained. What a pansy.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I worked a physically intense job for years that required pants that was mostly outside and could get over 100oF and we never complained
        Sounds like a (You) problem.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Stop being a pussy white boy

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >white

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I worked an even more intense job at 102 degrees, and the boss came out and fricked me in the ass every single day! Did I complain? No! Did I quit? No!
        These pansy ass gay little liberals can't handle real work like a real man!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aint spendin another second on this sparkledog horseshit.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        forgot pic

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >not musking

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why'd you ruin her?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I had not heard the phrase masking before. Is it like what mpnarcissists and psychopaths do by figuring out how normal people act and doing that despite it being absolutely not what they are naturally inclined to do.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        narcissists and psychopaths seem to know how people work innately, but better than a typical normie's social understanding. autistic people are still people but just struggle with socializing, body language, talking, etc. we also are innately immune to peer pressure, group think, cultural norms etc. basically normies have a baseline social understanding and just go with the flow and wing it, they dont think too much or too hard and dont question the world around them or the customs of its people. and they will judge you if they think you dont share their sentiment. autistic people basically fall into two camps: the moronic ones and the smart ones. the moronic ones are literally moronic with IQs of like 70. the smart ones are smarter than a typical normie, just innately smarter. so if high functioning autistic person is willing to use that superior analytical brain to learn "being a normie" 101, then with enough time and effort their customs arent that hard to figure out. they are simpler creatures, with simpler minds. and its not their fault, its evolution. once your at the point in life where no one has any idea you are autistic, and you get along with people and get laid etc, thats how you know you did it. and now your basically unstoppable cause you are smart as shit and are equal to or greater than nearly everyone else in terms of social skills and the ability to charm people.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >we also are innately immune to peer pressure, group think, cultural norms etc. basically normies have a baseline social understanding and just go with the flow and wing it, they dont think too much or too hard and dont question the world around them or the customs of its people. and they will judge you if they think you dont share their sentiment.
          I've heard about this and seen it waved as a super power, but really it's circumstantial; if you have a bad social habit, you're not going to change it. They say that autistic people would resist a nazi takeover, but that's not really their morals and good character coming into play, that's them resisting social change. Likewise, an autistic rightwinger would religiously fall in line with more of the ideology that supports what they believed habitually. That's not to discount the morals, ethics, and agency of those with autism, there's just a harmful "normies are sheeple, autists are the true critical thinkers" idea that comes from that conversation.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >there's just a harmful "normies are sheeple, autists are the true critical thinkers" idea that comes from that conversation.
            but its true. they dont deductively reason they inductively reason, and they let their emotions control them and adopt whatever social norms their time and place has and like the things just because everyone else does. and yes autistic people can learn social skills because social skills are just skills like any other, and quite frankly normie social skills are very easy to grasp compared to some of the other things in this world.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              At that point you're giving any critical thinker the "lol I'm just autistic" pass. You're right that normies can be sheeple but autistic people can also lack critical thinking skills worse than the worst normies. I get that you said there are moronic austist, but everyone can be moronic and plenty of normies are contrarian buttholes.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                i mean statistics and generalizations exist for a reason, sure there are non-autistics who are smart and some of them critically think, but they are rare. your typical normie will look at the environment and people around them, and copy them for the sake social conformity. there is no higher thought process that goes into it.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Holy crap are you actually trying to push the "Autists are the true intelligent people and normies are the morons" schtick? I absolutely thought that was just an internet meme people used. You can't actually believe you're better than anyone because you're brain is wired wrong and you can't understand other people.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                cope harder normalhomosexual, many women have swallowed my cum.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >your typical normie will look at the environment and people around them, and copy them for the sake social conformity. there is no higher thought process that goes into it.
                That's incredibly incorrect. Normies clash with each other over we petty social shit all the time, they don't just change and gel with each other.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                bullshit, normies like sports, normies like fashion trends, normies like social conformity, normies dont usually challenge first adults/school, and then the govt itself. normies dont want to hear truthful information if it hurts someones feelings. normalhomosexuals have 0 right to judge me based off what my hobbies are, or how i dress, or how my hair looks, or how many social norms i violate. but in order to blend in with them and get what i want i have no choice but to take ancient 2000 year old advice "when in rome, do as the romans do".

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >that feel when my crush is autistic and has BPD
      >she looks like a latina Shadowheart with the same fringe.

  36. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    It was a furry board from day one. Have you never heard of Tom & Jerry?

  37. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    No way this wolf is more than 30 years old.

  38. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      heh

  39. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't like her colors

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was thinking the exact same thing. For some reason a lot of furry OCs use a lot of ugly patterns with bright colors and it never looks good.

      If it were me I'd also change the chick's clothing to not look the same as his, unless it was supposed to be a work uniform, but it doesn't really look like one so I dunno. Anyway looks good.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >and it never looks good.
        You think they pick those colors for YOU?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, but I imagine an artist wants to make something beautiful and furry OCs almost never are.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            You don't understand, my gooey eyed generic canine needs to be DIFFERENT than the other gooey eyed generic canines.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think they are supposed to be wearing medical scrubs

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          haha what if she wore an orange prison jumpsuit

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Furry fur colors are basically the equivalent of Anime Hair. It has to be outrageous and weird colored to let you know who the main character is.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/UttmUhJ.jpg

      Uh-oh work bad

      This lady's artstyle looks a lot like that hotel transylvania animated series. Did she work on that.

  40. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  41. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to give her scritches.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Scritching?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you don't scritch you don't get yiffed.

  42. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    But work is bad.

  43. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, work fricking sucks. If you ENJOY working, you're basically a cuck - every bit of work you do is making your boss more money than it's making you.

  44. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >70+ results
    >All safe

  45. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      half the time these PARTIES are to both keep PARTIES in the budget(aka not lose that money/funding) AND provide nice PHOTO SHOOOTS to promote workplace/get more(cheaper new hires via said photo's, oh yeah, we work hard, pay harder, party HARDER, COME WORK HERE!!)

      also to generate blackmail, gossip, and allow nasty workplace culture to continue to have ammunition to keep any/all workers under your thumb while working there and afterwards(everyone has experience with(workplaces with worse than school social dynamics/culture even if its Private schools/Public Schools/HOME SCHOOLED)

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're a schizo. How did you find work?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          By hiding his power level

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >You're a schizo.
          But he's completely right.
          Work parties are complete bullshit. Companies only do it because upper management is the only one that directly benefits from it.
          The extent to which they benefit depends on how sociopathic the people in charge are.

  46. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Work is bad
    Only contrarian larpers without jobs try to say otherwise

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      work is bad, but money is good

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The answer the Work Bad types have is always the same. They want to be able to stay home and play video games while getting UBI. If you ask them who will produce things for them they just handwave it by saying robots, with no thought put into the reality of that answer.
        There’s a lot of at least plausible arguments for specific worker protection concerns, and for reigning in prices for things like property. But far too many internet “progressives” have been convinced that the rest of society should 100% subsidize their life and that anything less is a dystopian hellscape.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          If I'm spending my UBI on microtransactions I'm still interacting with and stimulating the economy.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Microtransactions are the literal death of economics as a concept

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're an absolute pseud holy shit

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          when you tell them you don't want to waste your whole life doing a bullshit job for a soulless corporation

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Millennials when they think they're going to be the chairman of reading capeshit on the leftist commune

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Boomers when getting crushed to death in homemade subs they blew their life's savings on.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not perfect but I like my job. Have sex

  47. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do I get a boring desk job?

  48. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  49. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      pansy homosexual couldve just worn a kilt and tartan

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        kilts are fricking expensive, b***h, and often wooly.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          A skirt gives you the added benefit of making them wonder if you're some kind of LGBTQUIAABBQWTF, and so they won't dare day anything against you.

          Kilts are formal wear so they're expensive just to use for working around, same with a toga.
          Really all physical labor was done in as little clothing one could get away with as nobody who's opinion matters is actually going to care that the guys lugging weight around or digging holes all day all look presentable for random schmucks.

          Clearly he should wear Indian Ocean dress, what the Somalis call "ma'awis", Indonesians call "sarong", Arabs call "izar" and Im sure bengalis and others have their own names for it. Not formal, not itchy, very airy, cheap, manly, and is traditional clothes for PoC so you can just pull the racism card if anyone says something against you

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            If you're white you're going to get slapped with the cultural appropriation card though.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              he can just say he has 12% maldivian/seychelles ancestry and the white liberals will accept it. The actual people whos culture hes "appropriating" are gonna love him if they see him wearing that

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        A skirt gives you the added benefit of making them wonder if you're some kind of LGBTQUIAABBQWTF, and so they won't dare day anything against you.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kilts are formal wear so they're expensive just to use for working around, same with a toga.
        Really all physical labor was done in as little clothing one could get away with as nobody who's opinion matters is actually going to care that the guys lugging weight around or digging holes all day all look presentable for random schmucks.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ah yeah that thing happened in Sweden ages ago. Like 20 years ago.
      >some company takes over operation of the subway
      >the cabs get stupidly hot during summers
      >new uniform doesn't include short pants of any kind
      >driver not allowed to get his own shorts of the right color
      >company DOES offer skirts
      It hit the news and the company gave in and added short pants to the uniform. Then many years later it came to Cinemaphile, and homosexuals here can't read more than headlines.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      But dress codes are gender specific.
      >but he can just claim to identify as a woman
      And highlights the entire problem with self identification and how easy it is for people to make dishonest claims.

      Also wtf is this “physical labor” he’s moving mail around in an office setting. First how the frick is that a job anywhere in this day and age, and second how out of shape does somebody need to be to sweat walking around inside an AC controlled office.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That looks like a work area that'd have air conditioning, and secondly, areas that don't have AC tend to have massive fans blowing air around.
      >inb4 construction sites
      In that case, you're already going to get sweaty regardless, so there's no point in complaining about getting hot as long as you're getting enough water.

  50. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  51. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    She cute

  52. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"grow up" and get a job instead of sitting inside on the computer all day
    >job permanently fricks up my eyes and I can't enjoy cartoons and video games anymore
    Wow this sucks, why did I listen to you? I want to kill myself

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who did you listen to?

  53. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    lol

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Okay I'll do it for a year then go get an apple picker job because those guys make bank.
      >INGRATE! QUIET QUITTER!

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >don't want to do unpaid overtime?
        >quiet quitter!

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >don't want to do unpaid overtime?
        >quiet quitter!

        I find it funny that bosses are complaining that their employees are doing exactly what they were hired to do. I also find it amusing that said bosses are old as frick.

  54. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >work from home
    >only go in office once a week
    >in supply chain so half of the time I do nothing all day but send an email and the other half I have to furiously do paperwork
    Feels okay man. I just wish the pay was better but I can't complain too much.

  55. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The one by the artist with the crow clerk and flamingo talking of child punishment is better.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who was in the wrong here?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The hen for not having my wiener inside her

  56. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    happyroadkill, that's the name, because I require my autism to be in bird form

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Didnt this guy draw porn of the republican and democrat mascots

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        So?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is actually pretty funny

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Was glad to find them after this comic had a thread go to bump limit

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i am le gay and also have le childhood trauma: the comic
      that's cool homie but why'd you have to say you were gay twice

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mtf raven brought on by religous upbringing going off the comic.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      can't stand this homie

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        So you don't want to go play with his Lego machines?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      every comic i've seen from this dude has gay sex as the punchline

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Except helping the bird from New York sleep. That one was pretty funny

  57. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I mean work sucks, anybody who says otherwise is just kidding themselves. That said so does unfunny furry shit.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >WORK SUCKS
      >I KNOW
      Using art to cope with work sucking is universal but it's funnier when sparkledogs and fetishes are attached to express it

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Why not make them human?
        Because no one cancels you over drawing lazy bears and shifty raccoons.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          The comic is from 2014, cancel culture wasnt even a thing back then

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds about right. My weird brain assumes every furry comic is porn, no matter how E for Everyone you say it is.

  58. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    That furry has some nice breasts

  59. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Palestinians will definitely thank him for his service in making this comic and won't throw him off a rooftop for being a queer I'm sure

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its less giving as shit about the palestinian sandpeople and more about the inherit hypocrisy in trying to demonize russia for stomping on ukraine after the US and its 'allies' have stomped plenty on others with less justification.

  60. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Peawiener
    Heh

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish he'd done more with the Dove she was cute.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >First panel talks about violent crime
        >Second panel "debunks" the claim by bring up all crime
        Convincing stuff, to idiots.

  61. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Furry is allowed on all boards. Furry porn is not allowed here, which is redundant since no porn is allowed here.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I dare you to post furry cheesecake on the same level as human stuff.

  62. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Lowtax made as many people into furries as Walt Disney.

  63. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Furries congregate on /trash/ because its a ruleless board
    >there's a timeline where /qa/ is the defacto furry board and /trash/ loses.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      /q/ should've never been deleted

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It should've known better than to mess with /tttt/.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm talking about the original /q/ not its sharty offspring

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            My mistake

  64. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    'cause he's a smug commie-gay.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aren't they all?

  65. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >literally me!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Skateboarding at dusk is actually pretty great.

  66. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do I get a job that doesn't make me want to kill myself when there is no form of work that I enjoy doing?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lift weights and work construction

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frick no. I hate weightlifting, first of all. Second of all I've known the kind of people who generally work in the trades, and they're dumb as bricks rednecks 90% of the time. I cant stand being around them.
        I also dont want to do a job where I get shit pay and am at risk of serious bodily injury, which is exactly what construction is. My friend is a journeyman and doesn't even make $30/hr.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Then be homeless when your money and people's patience runs out or start sucking dick I guess, frick it.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'd rather die than work in a trade being mocked all day about not being manly enough. I tried working as an automotive mechanic and I had to deal with that shit every day because I'm not a gruff macho man who can lift 100lbs, enjoys being covered in filth, and is totally fine with doing dangerous work that can easily result in permanent bodily mutilation. I quit after a month.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Better start sucking then

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              You could always just not care if someone wants to say shit while working.
              Judging purely by how you're posting though, it sounds like you just plain refused to do anything and that's why you got made fun of. If that ain't the case, I don't really care but again, your problem is just mindset.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                He could also work his way into a technical field at his job and treat the physical labor portion as boot camp like I did. That would require networking and not be a seething jealous dumbass though

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                What kind of technical field can you get into from mechanics that doesn't involve manual labor and being covered in mud and grease all day?
                Also, yeah, I'm not a normie, so I'm not good at brownnosing the boss's friends-- I mean "networking." Both because I suck at social interactions and because I hate the very concept of having to wienersuck the boss to get ahead in life.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You could always just not care if someone wants to say shit while working.
                I tried to not care, but I have very little tolerance for being made fun of. Why should I have to endure abuse?
                >Judging purely by how you're posting though, it sounds like you just plain refused to do anything and that's why you got made fun of. If that ain't the case, I don't really care but again, your problem is just mindset.
                I did everything I was required to do. The reason I got mocked was because I had trouble with anything that required a lot of physical strength, such as pullstarting large engines (I can pullstart small ones no problem, but I wasn't able to do it with a 1000cc generator) or tipping an ATV onto its back wheels (so that I could work on the underside of it, which was horribly fricking unsafe because the ATV was not secured in any way except for the parking brake). I also got made fun of for washing my hands every 10 minutes because I couldn't stand to have them covered in dirt and grease and brake cleaner.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Why should I have to endure abuse?
                I realize it's Cinemaphile, but you are still on fricking Cinemaphile you gigantic baby. I'm sure you've heard worse here than some bored ass coworkers hazing you.

                See

                He could also work his way into a technical field at his job and treat the physical labor portion as boot camp like I did. That would require networking and not be a seething jealous dumbass though

                Without some papers and connections to get your foot in the door, you're likely going to have to deal with menial work with menial people. Think ahead and get through it if you want out because I guarantee 99% of the people in your position will be griping with no plans themselves and will say there until they quit.
                It's literally either that or hope you can find a damn good source to mooch from.

                >inb4 you bring up some boomer "muh bootstraps" bullshit to disregard having to do anything

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I realize it's Cinemaphile, but you are still on fricking Cinemaphile you gigantic baby. I'm sure you've heard worse here than some bored ass coworkers hazing you.
                It's more than a bit different on the internet. Online, I don't have to interact with any of the same people ever again - at work I have to deal with the same buttholes every single day. I can also say whatever I want back. If someone calls me a homosexual I can call them a Black person with down syndrome.
                I can't call the boss's son a braindead prick or wish death on his children.
                >Without some papers and connections to get your foot in the door, you're likely going to have to deal with menial work with menial people. Think ahead and get through it if you want out because I guarantee 99% of the people in your position will be griping with no plans themselves and will say there until they quit.
                I have absolutely no clue HOW to make connections though. I'm barely capable of small talk with strangers, let alone trying to make business connections.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It's more than a bit different on the internet.
                Unless they're physically hassling you it's really not. I doubt you really can't get used to being called limp-wrist or whatever softball shit they have to use at work after being called Black personhomosexual here on a near daily basis anyways.

                >I have absolutely no clue HOW to make connections though
                I barely do myself, but then again I find my job pretty stress free since I don't really have to talk to anyone or do extra shit. I just realize that without going to college, if you don't want to do fast food, manual labor, or call center shit for the rest of your life, that's what you have to do. Frickin leak your powerlevel a little bit and hope a higher up notices and they start the convo for you.

                My boss saw my trigun keychain one time and I managed to say the bare minimum to act like we're buddies and land a semi-permanent spot hauling junk all day cuz nobody else wants to.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Unless they're physically hassling you it's really not. I doubt you really can't get used to being called limp-wrist or whatever softball shit they have to use at work after being called Black personhomosexual here on a near daily basis anyways.
                If just ignoring it worked then bullying would never be a problem anywhere for anyone.
                I already hate working, having to deal with everyone treating me like shit on top of it makes it a lot worse, ESPECIALLY because I can't retaliate in any way. Like I said, it doesn't bother me on the internet because whatever someone calls me, I can call them something worse. It's a level playing field. At work I just have to take it, because insulting the boss's children (who were the main workers there that made fun of me) would get me fired, and that makes me feel helpless and pathetic. And I really, really hate feeling that way, to the point where I'd started to have violent fantasies about harming my coworkers. I SHOULDN'T have to get used to being bullied. I refuse.
                >I barely do myself, but then again I find my job pretty stress free since I don't really have to talk to anyone or do extra shit. I just realize that without going to college, if you don't want to do fast food, manual labor, or call center shit for the rest of your life, that's what you have to do. Frickin leak your powerlevel a little bit and hope a higher up notices and they start the convo for you.
                I've found every job I've worked at so far to be incredibly stressful, even the simpler ones like working in a kitchen.
                My boss was never really particularly interested in me nor was he usually working in the shop itself. The higher ups that I actually had access to were the shithead sons who made fun of me all day. They definitely weren't the type to be impressed by my powerlevel - they'd probably have just mocked me even more for having interests beyond pickup trucks, ATVs, boats and country music.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >If just ignoring it worked then bullying would never be a problem anywhere for anyone.
                When you're growing up and your hormones are out of whack, I get it, but past 20-23 you should know it's not just you that's gotta swallow your ego sometimes to get by. If you can string this many thoughts together, than the only other hope you have is some kind of security job at ungodly hours or any kind of job that lets you exist at 3AM with little human interaction. Even robots can manage that much.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                But again, why should I have to tolerate it? Why should I let myself be treated like garbage by people who are objectively inferior to me?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because you're not doing anything to put yourself above your inferiors, you're rolling in the same muck expecting a different result.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm expecting them to at least treat me with the same respect they treat everyone else. But they don't. And that makes me want to drown them in boiling antifreeze.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >White boi can't handle being roasted at the workplace
              Now THIS is extreme shitposting

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's really funny when chinks pretend to be Black folk on the internet

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Two wrongs in one post. Hilarious.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wrong board

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cope, whitey

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Go back to your board.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The correct answer.

  67. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah no frickin shit work bad, what kind of psychopathic pencil pushing dork actually likes doing menial labour fourty hours a week? Like yeah we all need to do something with our lives but it's pretty frickin' obvious why people are getting sick of their jobs.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based and "it's not murder if it's commies" pilled!

  68. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    The pussyfree white boy who can't even lift 100lb talking about killing prostitutes lol

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >white boy
      Ah I see, so you're just a troll.
      Imagine trying to act macho on fricking Cinemaphile. Where do you think you are? This isn't a website for normies who jack themselves off over how much they can lift. That's just Cinemaphile,

  69. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Is the joke that she vored both of them and the one that survives digestion gets the job?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe the one hired has to work an inside job the entire time as secretary

  70. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    nothing short of total furry death will be a universal sign of a brighter future.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      SCALIECHADS RISE UP

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fighting all the way to the gas chambers.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          NOW POST JOJO EDIT

  71. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Boomers when there's a bad cough and they spent 40 years whining that kids aren't tough like them.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Millennials when they have to save an image that isn't a thumbnail

  72. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick do you think happens when you scam 3 (soon to be 4) consecutive generations out of having a proper and rewarding working environment.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Considering the current trends? A huge fall on birth rates and an increase in suicides.

  73. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    So I was bored and trying to think of another estrus joke and I found out they make and sell sex dolls for dogs on amazon WTF they even have a weight rating.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      White woman approved!

  74. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    lol work is hell

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why did she decide on 3 characters that look so similar?

  75. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Come into thread expecting cute fluffy girls
    >Instead it's autists whining about why their life is bad

  76. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The trick is to get your work done early and then pretend to work for the rest of the day so they don't give you more work

  77. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i make $9 an hour and need to fight to get enough hours to pay my bills some months and these fricking college graduate millennial morons have the nerve to b***h about getting overtime at cushy tech jobs when the workers revolution they dream of comes i cant wait to put their heads to the fricking blade first

  78. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >suddenly remember a webcomic called The Office b***h

  79. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Furry comic
    >Last panel is not the boss fricking the employee (revealed to also be male despite looking female) with an impossibly huge wiener

    Are we sure this is really furry!

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