uhhh... chudbros? how do we explain this?

uhhh... chudbros? how do we explain this?

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    it was an ok movie, all things considered

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It was fine but I'm not going to remember it in a week. None of the characters were memorable

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This. Had sone good parts had some stupid parts.
      Ps Commanches had a taboo against eating fish so they wouldn't eat it like in the film unless starving.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >83
    lol it keeps going down (probably due to the anti colonial sentiments in the film so it's not really that relevant but still.)

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I think it's going down because of idiots that can't enjoy a vagina in the lead role

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        yes, because you can’t see outside of that same tires deflection of criticism. you are stuck in that delusional mindset.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >3 foot tale femoid
        >winning fights
        >let alone living

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >probably due to the anti colonial sentiments
      What is it about this movie that brings out the true /misc/ autists that live in their own special little bubble?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I was worried about that from the trailer but it was just (appropriately) Frenchman, so I didn't care as much. Sorry French bros.

      But I'd like to see a source for resource despoiling bison massacre that early. 17th c. fur trappers were after the soft, velvety pelts of smaller varmints. And the classic bison massacre was an explicitly anti-Indian tactic perpetrated by the 19th c. US govt.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Haven't seen the movie yet but it's probably doing the typical Hollywood thing where they mash the entire timeline of white-injun cultural contact into a single point in time out of sheer laziness.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    End of the line, squaw.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      she cute

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      did she get shot?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      cute

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    furfags strike again

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      what a fat fuck

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      That's the cutest fucking thing I've ever seen in my entire life

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    nnnNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! WOKE RYMES WITH BROKE!!!! AAAARRRRGGHAGGHAGARYGHTEFHGED IM GOING INSANE!!!!!! STOOOOOPPP!!!!!!!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Jeremy/TheQuarterPounder is a pedophile who runs a bunch of arcade machines in his garage to lure in children, you can see evidence in a real old video where he's showing the machines off and a bunch of neighbourhood kids come in to play them and he gets all NOOOOO NOT NOW ILL GET INTO TROUBLE

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >there are people on this board who unironically believe this gay is LE BASED XD

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Has to be zoomers who weren't around for the glory days, guy has always been terrible

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I don't see how people watch anyone like this. I don't just mean his opinions or stances on things but seems to be so many of these types on youtube that just make an entire video out of reading an article and then twitter comments. Yongtea does the same shit for example.

        As far as the movie goes, pretty good. I'm actually surprised they just dumped it right on streaming.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It really wasn't that bad. There were a few feminist shoehorned stronk woman moments but it was so much better than The Predator it's not even funny

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I thought you were being serious until the second half of your post, haha. Nice bait.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        The Predator is the 2018 movie btw.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          oh duh, haha

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        He meant reboot with Key and he is right

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder how RLM and specifically Jay is gonna feel about this.
    On one hand, it's objectively the second best Predator movie. The action is well done and it's overall a well crafted movie.
    On the other hand, it has its fair share of "I clapped when I remembered the thing" moments and it's essentially a smarter soft remake than Force Awakens.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Jay will shrug and say “I didn’t hate it” while criticizing the pandering.
      Mike will call it schlock and love it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It’s the same cycle every time, it’s predictable what they will think

      >movie gets positive reviews and praise from fans
      >RLM puts out a review shitting on it
      >RLM fanboys go spread that shit all over the internet ad nauseam until it actually becomes the popular opinion
      >movie becomes hated by internet culture

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      On the other hand, it has its fair share of "I clapped when I remembered the thing"

      People keep saying this and I can barely think of any, what were they? Only one that sticks out is the pistol

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >If it can bleed, we can kill it

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Watched this today and don’t even remember them saying that

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            It's when they're tied together on the tree

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Good job? You must be the target audience then.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              brutal

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            He literally looks at the camera when he says it

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          That might have had some resonance if they weren't constantly holding their own against it and wounding it over and over with hand held weapons in one-on-one combat.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >Predator with no armor on
            >I just don't understand how they were wounding it so easily
            It's a mystery

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, that mesh tank top in Predator really protected him from the highly trained black ops soilders armed to the teeth, anon. You're a retard.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                That predator was clearly most aggressive at running and dodging than this one. He literally stood still with that shield and ate those shots. He was massively over confident and eventually got worn down.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >head canon to explain why the movie is stupid
                Cope.

                an arrow or spear has more penetration than any modern weapon, I don't care you have a 50 call sniper, that shit is a joke compared to flint spears

                kek

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Making up reasons to be mad at things that are barely nitpicks
                You're mad just for the sake of being mad. If a fucking wolf can injure this particular predator than a few tens of people sure as shit can too.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >a few tens of people
                It's literally singular Indians bouncing off trees with stone age handheld weapons, retard. The only time it can take out tens of people is when they're white (and better armed with a plan in place, kek). It's just stupid. Cope.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Nearly every single fight with the Indians was a 1vX and there only being a couple true 1v1 fights. You are clearly lying to avoid being wrong.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                It fought all the indians one on one during it's first encounter (one of them used their bounce off a tree move and stabbed it in the foot, kek) and the fight against her brother was one on one (and it had to break mythos and cheat because it was getting it's ass kicked). I don't think you're trying to lie--I think you're genuinely retarded and can't remember a movie you watched a couple hours ago.

                thanks i won't bother watching now, it sounds like how i expected it would turn out....shit

                It's worth a watch. You can laugh at the shit I pointed out and the scene where the predator fights a bear is kino.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                The first encounter I wouldn't even bother mentioning since it was literally the first time they met it and didn't know how to fight it. The fight with her brother was absolutely a 2v1 with 1v1s sprinkled in. The French were basically always ganging on him. You act like everyone was fighting him like the Danny did or that Yakuza guy from the predators movie and it's just not true.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >The first encounter I wouldn't even bother mentioning since it was literally the first time they met it and didn't know how to fight it.
                That's the point, retard. And they did a great job against it.
                >The fight with her brother was absolutely a 2v1 with 1v1s sprinkled in.
                No, while the brother was fighting it she stood there and the gun failed. Besides, it was still getting it's ass kicked and had to break mythos and cheat, retard.
                >The French were basically always ganging on him
                Another plot hole. We don't know about their initial encounter with it and it takes them out when they have an organized plan and are well armed like it's nothing (i.e. doing a far better job then fighting a bunch of indians one on one who have been taken by surprise and have less firepower).
                >You act like everyone was fighting him like the Danny did or that Yakuza guy from the predators
                No, I'm pointing out the Predator loses it's substance as a character whenever it has to fight anything other than wild animals or white people, retard. Besides, in the climax of the movie she literally uses the convicts jump on his back and stab him repeatedly move--but gets away with it and isn't automatically ganked like he was.

                You're a retard.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                And you refuse to see anything other than some Mary Sue/Gary Stu bullshit when it's clear this predator was a newbie, was unarmored and didn't have all the normal tech. You are mad for the sake of being mad.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >it's clear this predator was a newbie
                Headcanon.
                > was unarmored
                Like I already said:

                Yeah, that mesh tank top in Predator really protected him from the highly trained black ops soilders armed to the teeth, anon. You're a retard.

                >didn't have all the normal tech
                The tech worked against dozens of armed men with a plan. Just not against indians whenever they showed up.
                >You are mad for the sake of being mad
                I'm not mad. The movie is just bad and you're seething because someone with a higher IQ pointed it out and ruined your blissful ignorance. Cope, retard. Cope.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Head cannon
                It's literally the fucking canon predator lore that young predators gain experience and move up their world's totem poll by being sent to hunt alone.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Then all of the predators are young and inexperienced then. Stop posting, you're retarded.

                i laugh so hard at this right now

                Is the one with his ship instead of the boat better?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Outside of special hunters, yes. And the movies/comics, etc will almost always clarify. Even the avp movies did this and they were awful.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Then you have no point. Stop replying.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Learn the lore before you sperg out retard. have a nice day and I'll stop replying.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >ignores everything that demonstrates the Predator is ineffective against Indians but not against ANYTHING ELSE
                >no armor!
                Mesh tanktop.
                >it's young and inexperienced!
                Then so was the one in Predator but it did fine.
                >YEAH!
                Then you don't have a point.
                >LEARN THE LORE!
                Fuck you're retarded.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                What the fuck are you talking about? The French wounded that fucker multiple times and they got caught with their pants down because they had 1 shot muskets and basically nothing else but butter knives.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >the french
                For fucks sake. Dozens of men armed with a plan. Predator took them all down within a shorter timeframe than it fought 3 Indians it took by surprise who only had hand held weapons. You're dumb.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >You proved me wrong! Stop talking now!
                You're a dumbass

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                See

                >ignores everything that demonstrates the Predator is ineffective against Indians but not against ANYTHING ELSE
                >no armor!
                Mesh tanktop.
                >it's young and inexperienced!
                Then so was the one in Predator but it did fine.
                >YEAH!
                Then you don't have a point.
                >LEARN THE LORE!
                Fuck you're retarded.

                . You're either a samefag or just as retarded as that anon.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Are you schizophrenic? None of the bullshit you're rambling on about even makes any sense. You're literally just a dumbass ignoring everyone around telling you that you're a dumbass. Everyone is a retard but me! The other predator in Predator with a laser cannon and more advanced weapons and medical technology survived more! Waaaaaaaaaaaah The predator wore a tank top!
                Just shut the fuck up and take the advice of everyone around you

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Broke mythos to cheat against her brother because it was getting it's ass kicked. Had no problem taking out wild animals and white people because they didn't need to be superpowered (the opposite actually) because wokeness. Now call me a chud and storm off.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                You're still just spilling the schizophrenic ramblings right out in the open. Most people in your position try to keep those manic thoughts to themselves. The fat french people in an unfamiliar land with slow weapons and no fighting ability were killed faster than the tribal warriors who live to train and fight since they're born, we fucking know. The difference is that the normal people see that and understand it isn't some kind of attack on their fuckin race and they don't give a fuck to concern themselves about it.
                Have you seen Apocalypto? That'd probably send you into an episode as well. The fat white people don't show up until the very end. Mel Gibson sure knows how to erase white culture in favor of these overpowered native warrior tribesmen.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                See

                >Predator gets wounded in every scene its in
                >indians bounce of trees like Legolas and consistently out maneuver the Predator in combat
                >all white people in the movie are disgustingly dirty, ugly, and cowardly
                >in fact, the only time the Predator seems badass is when it takes out dozens of the trappers armed with guns like it's nothing; including using a shield to block their shot
                >just ignore that they were aware of it and had a plan to kill it--you don't have to worry about their plan though because they're stupid
                >also ignore that the guns are only effective when an indian has one and not when they had dozens
                >also forget that the trappers were somehow evading the Predator until they were necessary for the plot; we don't need to know about their encounter with it beforehand because they're just there to be evil and get killed
                >the Predator goes against mythos and cheats by turning itself invisible when it's losing a fight with the girl's brother--he's just too much for it with his ability to spin around and get close enough to pull the arrows he shot into it and reuse them
                >she has magic indian herbs that turn her invisible because they're just so in touch with nature
                >she pulls the same move as the convict in Predators but she doesn't get instantly killed like he did
                >the Comanche were land vikings...the only part of the movie that kind of depicts this is when she cuts off a trapper's leg to use him as bait but he's evil, tied her up with her brother for the same purpose, and wanted to rape her so it's not like she's unjustified in the eyes of the audience
                The Predator is never a threat to anything except wild animals and evil white people. The indians are all mary sues. The movie is editted well and shot nicely and things are set up (e.g swamp/herbs/trap) but it ends up feeling like it's by the numbers.

                . Be thankful you're stupid and can enjoy things like this without your brain getting in the way. I'm not going to read your post.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >now excuse me while my big brain prevents me from reading these few short paragraphs. It isn't because it's hard for me, it's because I'm too good for it! Everybody here is a retard but meeeeeeee

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                They made the predator a retard.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe he was a retard.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Only when it's fighting Indians (which they also gave super fighting abilities to--like bouncing off trees).

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                This. He's presented as a giga-retard until he fights white people, then he suddenly acts like 200 IQ fighter, showing off.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Then its a shit villain and ergo shit movie.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                And? A retarded Predator and a woman sounds like a pretty fair match up to me

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >The predator wore a tank top!
                You were trying to say it had armor, retard.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Wasn't me, dummy. Again, I'm not the only one annoyed by you

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Then you brought it up with no context. You're basically a child walking into the middle of a conversation to tell everyone how much he likes dinosaurs (or Predator in this case). Fuck off, retard.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >b-b-but the P-Predator wore a m-m-mesh tank top! You're like a retard! S-stop making fun of the stupid argument I was having! It wore a tank top! I can't read a couple paragraphs!

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >I can't respond to criticism because I'm a retard
                Cope, gay. Threads over.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I just did. But yeah, have a great day staring at the wall seething about Zendaya being in Dune or whatever else it is you let bother you. All the best.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >call me a chud and storm off (

                Broke mythos to cheat against her brother because it was getting it's ass kicked. Had no problem taking out wild animals and white people because they didn't need to be superpowered (the opposite actually) because wokeness. Now call me a chud and storm off.

                )
                Predictable gay.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Good thing being right isn't democratic. Anyway, I've had enough people agreeing with me to know not to take your rage seriously.

                >now excuse me while my big brain prevents me from reading these few short paragraphs. It isn't because it's hard for me, it's because I'm too good for it! Everybody here is a retard but meeeeeeee

                Reading something that long written by someone as dumb as you has the potential to lower someone's IQ.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I bet you think all the books with the big words are pretty dumb as well, huh? All pretty dumb boring stuff without the pictures, I'm sure

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >gets triggered by someone pointing out plotholes in movies they like
                I think picture books are more your speed, anon.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Not anon, but you are in fact the one who should stop posting. You don't even know the basic information about the things you're complaining about kek

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                an arrow or spear has more penetration than any modern weapon, I don't care you have a 50 call sniper, that shit is a joke compared to flint spears

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        The mud

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >I wonder how RLM and specifically Jay is gonna feel about this.
      leave this place and never come back gay

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >amber midthunder is charismatic as hell

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Mike is more of a feminism apologist than Jay these days

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      the rise of parasocial relationships is the worst thing to happen to society with social media.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine being so uninteresting of a person that you’re waiting for some YouTube cunt to tell you his opinion

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It was pretty cool, who cares if the mc has tits,a dick or both. Should've released it on theaters.

      Why didn't people like Predators?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Predators
        I liked it.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Should've released it on theaters.
        Honestly, yeah.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          If they released it in theaters I would have went to see it, but they also would have had to have pumped more money in to it to fix the CGI. Since this seems to be doing well, maybe it'll breathe some more life back in to the franchise and it'll get a better budget going forward.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The action was dog shit. Shitty editing, retarded physics. The anime power-slide was cringe as fuck. Get better cinematic sensibility, gay.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >RLM discussing films people have actually seen

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >"I clapped when I remembered the thing"
      does it? aside from the one "if it bleeds we can kill it" line and the fact that the predator would use some of the tools you'd expect to be used, I thought it seemed fairly restrained in franchise call backs.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >second best Predator
      Predator 2 exists, you dumb fuck

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Yes and Prey is better

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Danny Glover
          >Gary Busey
          >Bill Paxton
          >gangland shoot-out to set the stage
          >everyone perpetually sweaty
          >Jamaican voodoo gangsters
          >the train scene
          >the meat packing plant scene
          >the fight through the apartment buildings
          >the trophy case
          >the old honorable youtjas
          >the flintlock

          It's just not possible bro, Predator 2 was a worthy sequel. It was pretty zany though. I appreciated how much Prey leaned into horror.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Predator 2 sucks

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What character development? She was the same girl boss she was at the start of the movie. She also makes her rope tomahawk within the first third of the movie and masters it instantly.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      How didn’t her rock weapon shatter? Throwing metal around like that would fuck it up.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      She was literally the shitty underdog to the other hunters. Fuck off. She used tricks, traps, and agility over brute force and you dummies are still trying to make it out as STRONG WOMAN OVERPOWER MAN. It's literally the plot that she's weaker and wants to prove herself, and she learns to.
      You want to complain so hard that your brain is ignoring half the movie in order to do it kek

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        She 1 v 1’d the fucking predator at the end of the movie including jumping on his fucking head and hatcheting it’s skull. This is despite the fact that earlier in the same movie the predator was shown overhead pressing a fucking grizzly bear. It was fucking ridiculous, and I basically liked it up to that point.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          The plot armor didn't bother me that much. Predators always toss around the main character and take their time to growl, roar, grab their necks, or other dumb shit. Maybe the ones they send here are hillbillies.

          >She 1 v 1’d
          So the dog doesn't count? feline paws typed this post.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, the Predator was progressively more and more injured as the movie goes on. If you used your mind and your eyes together you'd understand that by the time she fought it the thing had been nerfed to hell. You're just yelling at clouds here lol

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        The plot is that the male hunters don't like her, not that she isn't capable of doing anything. She doesn't even prove herself to them because they all fucking die before she styles on the predator.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Her mom didn't trust her either. She was better off mixing herbs in her humble comanche opinion.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          They don't like her because she's a weak woman. She uses other methods to keep up but the point is that she's weaker than the men and is never shown to be anything but. Anyone here screaming Mary Sue simply doesn't understand what they're seeing right in front of them.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    it's not bad, also - I like women

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The movie wasn't really that good. Its on par with the other Nu-predators. It lacked a certain edge and there was almost ZERO tension. I was bored.

    It had basic acting, amateur at times many sequences had a strange pacing and didnt make much sense.
    >>dog gets tail caught in metal trap? How does that happen? Seamed stupidly convieneint its leg didnt get trapped, only that would make sense. Girl whips out her med bag full of herbs and starts rubbing it on. It was jsut stupid.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It’s just another movie by a guy who probably thinks in “video game”. Movies these days don’t really make sense, they just make room for hacks to pose attractive/ interesting figures and cgi some Movement of said figures. How much screen time wasted just staring at doe eyed actresses with open mouths these days.

      Have you noticed how there wasn’t a single in this movie that wasn’t hugely
      Blurred in the background? That’s because scene composition doesn’t matter. They just have to move the plot along to the next ACTION SEQUENCE. Which are invariably pretty lame because the same creative shortcomings apply there.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      it was infinitely better than The Predator though. If the MC had been the brother instead of hurr strong female wymen it would have been kino

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >uhhh... chudbros?
    you're posting here on a friday night too, cool guy

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, while in bed with my gf

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Post her

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >while in bed with my gf

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It was pretty good. CG was shit outside of the Predator itself, but everything else was solid.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It would have been a 4/5 if it wasn't for Disney cheaping out on the CGI. It was a legit entertaining movie besides that.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I like all the dripping bear guts splattering on and revealing the invisible predator

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I like all the dripping bear guts splattering on and revealing the invisible predator

      it really is the best movie ive seen this year, and probably one of the best movies of the past 10 years

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It was bretty fun but Top Gun Maverick is the best movie of the year so far for me still.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          yes

          but this movie had such a high level of detail and brutal action

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    the universal sign of a shit movie

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It wasn't released in theaters.

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You can tell the director is a fucking weeb

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Didn’t they already do this with an Asian man with a katana in one of the other ones?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      What I can tell is that you're extremely autistic and anti social in a mentally ill way.
      Wait a minute...
      Daniel is that you?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        no I'm over here

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          sup
          have you seen Prey?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      predators did it better

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    And we're split in two threads again. Gj OP.

    [...]

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      both made by me

  17. 1 week ago
    Boco

    Deserves it, its easily the best one since the original.

    Loved the pistol reference.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Boco, you're still fucking around?

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit you're Daniel.
      This explains everything.
      You've even replied to yourself multiple times like you used to do in the Arcane generals.
      The entire thread insulted you again.

      This website is full of narcissistic neets that also have autism but you have something else, there's something extra special about you because the other ones aren't as damaging as you are.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Who is this "Daniel" fag you keep talking about?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Wait a minute I'm uncovering your cringe past from archives to show it.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I still don't know who you're talking about

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              What's your official diagnosis?
              Are you aware that you're a chronic liar? It's part of being a manipulative narcissist.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Again, I don't know who you're talking about. Point me to the archive so I can have a good laugh.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Here's the day when Daniel doxed himself.
                https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/162583896/#q162588928

                [...]

                Laugh at yourself.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                This fag is so triggered it's fucking hilarious

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >triggered
                a rich word coming from a white knight for literal chuds

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Yea, not me. And I thought the archive would give me a laugh which it didn't.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Why do you keep ruining threads?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I just posted webms of the film. How did I ruin the thread?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                What's that on her lip? What was she doing with her dog behind those trees?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                dog cum, don't eat that.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                you're sounding like a schizo bro

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                What is this MCU-tier shit? Isn't Predator supposed to be a horror monster

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Shit tier cgi

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            For real tho.

            Also noiseless so comparable.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          of course it's shit tier. 99% of all hollywood movies have fucking shit tier CGI. Especially when it comes to animals. It's like complaining that the sun is hot dumb retard

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Predator gets wounded in every scene its in
    >indians bounce of trees like Legolas and consistently out maneuver the Predator in combat
    >all white people in the movie are disgustingly dirty, ugly, and cowardly
    >in fact, the only time the Predator seems badass is when it takes out dozens of the trappers armed with guns like it's nothing; including using a shield to block their shot
    >just ignore that they were aware of it and had a plan to kill it--you don't have to worry about their plan though because they're stupid
    >also ignore that the guns are only effective when an indian has one and not when they had dozens
    >also forget that the trappers were somehow evading the Predator until they were necessary for the plot; we don't need to know about their encounter with it beforehand because they're just there to be evil and get killed
    >the Predator goes against mythos and cheats by turning itself invisible when it's losing a fight with the girl's brother--he's just too much for it with his ability to spin around and get close enough to pull the arrows he shot into it and reuse them
    >she has magic indian herbs that turn her invisible because they're just so in touch with nature
    >she pulls the same move as the convict in Predators but she doesn't get instantly killed like he did
    >the Comanche were land vikings...the only part of the movie that kind of depicts this is when she cuts off a trapper's leg to use him as bait but he's evil, tied her up with her brother for the same purpose, and wanted to rape her so it's not like she's unjustified in the eyes of the audience
    The Predator is never a threat to anything except wild animals and evil white people. The indians are all mary sues. The movie is editted well and shot nicely and things are set up (e.g swamp/herbs/trap) but it ends up feeling like it's by the numbers.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The Mary Sues who got massacred within 2 minutes, you mean?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Very first encounter. Lasted longer than the grizzly and managed to wound it multiple times using hand held weapons. One of them even manages to pin it's foot down with his spear. Now mention that the Predator cheats because he's losing the fight against her brother.

        Sometimes I wonder if you retards even watch the movies that trigger you so badly.

        >y-you're triggered!
        It's not very good, anon. The Predator isn't a threat when every single indian even the one you're supposed to dislike because he beats us the girl holds their own against it and wounds it multiple times.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Sometimes I wonder if you retards even watch the movies that trigger you so badly.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        He literally described the entire movie you raging gay and he even scored a comparison from Predators that makes perfect sense

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >The Predator is never a threat to anything except wild animals and evil white people. The indians are all mary sues.
      yeah the Predator definitely didnt kill the strongest indian hunter that was made war chief during the course of the movie.
      pay attention next time before making such a long, shitty post.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        He had to kill her brother by cheating, retard and the other indians all managed to hold their own against it one on one using handheld weapons for extended periods of time. Cover your spoilers for other gays that might enjoy the movie.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      > The indians are all mary sues.

      The predator easily slaughters the whole group that tried to take the chick back, and her brother

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >The indians are all mary sues
        They all get massacred horribly by the Predator and all of them but her brother are shown as assholes. I really just realized I don't know anybodies fucking name in this and I watched it less than 24 hours ago

        See

        Very first encounter. Lasted longer than the grizzly and managed to wound it multiple times using hand held weapons. One of them even manages to pin it's foot down with his spear. Now mention that the Predator cheats because he's losing the fight against her brother.
        [...]
        >y-you're triggered!
        It's not very good, anon. The Predator isn't a threat when every single indian even the one you're supposed to dislike because he beats us the girl holds their own against it and wounds it multiple times.

        and

        He had to kill her brother by cheating, retard and the other indians all managed to hold their own against it one on one using handheld weapons for extended periods of time. Cover your spoilers for other gays that might enjoy the movie.

        and

        Going up against it one on one and wounding it multiple times every single time. Not to mention it has to cheat to beat her brother. Stop being a retard. I guess they all learned that jump and rebound off a tree move--the Predator just wasn't ready for that one!

        . Just because they get killed doesn't mean they weren't overpowered, retards.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Eh, those two middle boys put up an okay fight for being so outmatched. They had proud deaths.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >The indians are all mary sues
      They all get massacred horribly by the Predator and all of them but her brother are shown as assholes. I really just realized I don't know anybodies fucking name in this and I watched it less than 24 hours ago

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Going up against it one on one and wounding it multiple times every single time. Not to mention it has to cheat to beat her brother. Stop being a retard. I guess they all learned that jump and rebound off a tree move--the Predator just wasn't ready for that one!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The “evil White men” EVEN FUCKING AIMED AT THE TWO FUCKING ARMORED POINTS ON GHE PREDATOR. It’s naked at the shoot and the only invulnerable points. Even at point blank.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >all white people in the movie are disgustingly dirty, ugly, and cowardly
      They're french

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You're retarded for somehow processing the movie this way, and even more retarded for taking the time to type it all out. Fucking hell, dude. Try to actually watch the shit you write seething chud essays about.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >don't point out why the movie is bad!
        You're retarded for not noticing it. Cope.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >You don't share my delusions because you're not schizophrenic and that means you're all retards!

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Meds.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              i laugh so hard at this right now

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You know how I know it's fake, the hot girl didn't get instantly raped. Despite everything you said it's still the second best Predator movie.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        What do you think the fat guy who she ends up mutilating was talking about with the creepy guy?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically magnificent post.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      thanks i won't bother watching now, it sounds like how i expected it would turn out....shit

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >he has magic indian herbs that turn her invisible because they're just so in touch with nature
      I thought she was invisible because it didn't view her as a threat?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        That was just hamfisted dialogue about her girl power no one recognizes. They establish the herbs lower body temperature when she gives it to a trapper. Other anons pointed out this is retarded because it would induce hypothermia but there's no time to knitpick all the retarded stuff when the predator is an incompetent retard whenever he fights not only the main character but any other indian in the movie (even the ones you're not supposed to like).

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The predator in this was a little pussy bitch, not a real predator warrior. I fully expected a scene at the end with the mothership coming to get the predators body and mentioning he was always weak. Then somehow getting the pistol

    • 1 week ago
      Boco

      Pistol must be a sequel hook. They have to get it at some point.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Sequel hook is in the animation during the credits. It shows the ship coming back

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They have to get the gun they gave to Danny Glover somehow.

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I still think Predator 2 is better.

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's a solid 5/10. It somehow felt boring and rushed at the same time. CGI was bad, straight to streaming tier bad. Predator design was weird. Music was alright. Had some cool shots. The girl's character arc was stupid and on the nose, "I can be a hunter too, despite being a woman!!!" Had some fun moments, overall, yes, it's the second best Predator movie, although I have to rewatch Predators to be entirely sure.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I genuinely cannot believe that Predator design. I’m actually angry at how bad it was

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >hi I’m a predator sunk in a bog all the way past my head
    >let me just levitate up out of quicksand to the exact level of the previously hidden mask by the girl who couldn’t even kill a bunny beforehand but could plan advanced trigonometry in her head.
    >after losing a 1 on 1 head to head fight to said girl all because she has a dog and because even though I have raised several weapons up to hunt and attack it still doesn’t see me as a threat cause I’m just a woman
    >all while being tracking her position even after she took a magical black Panther infinity gem herb that completely removed her body heat while not inhibiting any of her movement or brain processing power.
    >this is all after she literally shot me in the back of the head to the point blood came out so clearly went into my brain but had zero affect on me at all.

    You consumed this gnomish movie. You actually watched it

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Arrow's on the wrong side of the bow for that grip.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      So, are you admitting to having not consumed the movie yourself? You're admitting to just making it all up?

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't like the redesigned Predator face.

    Just change for the sake of change.

    • 1 week ago
      Boco

      Could just be a different subspecies. Or they'll evolve into the normal look in the next 200 years.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The face redesign was kinda iffy but I liked all the other changes like posture and the mask, making it look more proportional and less like a gigantic little kid because of the bobblehead factor

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        The dreads were worse. Looked like regular hair.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          That was clearly on porpoise. It was twinned with the indians.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Wait until you notice the predators mask was mirrored to look like rawhide

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You haven't watched the movies if you didn't know there were different races

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      oooga booga

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The cinematography is downright ugly at parts. This is the most claustrophobic forest movie I've ever seen. Everything's dark and filmed up-close and it's hard to see what's going on most of the time.

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why is this "women can do anything men can, maybe even better" messaging in every fucking thing now?

    WOMEN DO NOT WANT TO BE FUCKING WARRIORS.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's not about "empowering women".

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Bro it's Comanches vs Predator and the protagonist is a 100lbs girl who explicitly doesn't want to be in a traditional gender role. If they had done a big screen adaptation of that fanfilm where Predator fights a knight and the knight was a woman, that's basically the equivalent of what this concept is.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      She’s literally worse than the men are though. She gets BTFO by a rock and nearly killed by a mud puddle, and her one girl power moment ends with her getting overpowered and tied up. She only survives because the Pred was wounded by her brother, a man.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >and her one girl power moment
        You forgot where she goes to the evil white mens camp and kills five of them by herself

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          She out skills fat dudes with musket who try to melee her by dodging. She doesn't overpower anyone. This is a good movie. Stop being scared of vaginas.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        The predator dispatched a raging bear in seconds but pocahontas goes head-to-head and takes off his arm.

        Dilate.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          You are a low IQ individual incapable of understanding nuance. Maybe wait until redlettermedia spells things out for you before you start commenting next time.

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The girl got knocked out twice within a couple of days. She shouldn't have been able to function let alone fight a Predator. But that's just typical Hollywood bullshit I guess

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Instantly cutting through rope too, wtf.

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      downs predator

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      this two initial hits to her face with his shield would have killed her. thats why this film is bad, it asks too much of the viewer to suspend disbelief that some girl can withstand two hugh striking blows to the head from a fairly sharp looking shield from a alien that looks over 7-8ft and has to weight atleast 250-400 pounds of lean mass.

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    So at the end of the movie during the credits the [SPOILER]pictures depict ships coming back[/SPOILER] What do you think happened?

  32. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  33. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  34. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Her fucking speech at the end was fucking ridiculous. She's also the only one to absolutely get the Predator where she wants it the entire time and didn't win by blind luck like in every other Predator movie

  35. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    7.2 on imdb stop using rotten tomatoes as a metric for good movies because that would mean fast and the furious movies are spoken in the same sentence as the Godfather.

  36. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why are they speaking English? It's distracting

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Why didn't you watch the Comanche version of the movie?

      [Spoilers]you pirated it too[/Spoilers]

  37. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Since when are Predators sexist against human women?

    The girl was pointing a gun right at the Predator's face, and he doesn't do anything. Is he so confident that she's harmless because she's a woman?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Since when are Predators sexist against human women?
      The first time he sees her is when shes being attacked by the bear. He recognized her as Prey just like he did with the rabbit and the wolf

  38. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    shes so cute bros

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      monke

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Think she wants her red pussy to be raped in front of her family?

  39. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why the fuck would the Indians think it was a lion? Aren't lions an African thing?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Cougar aka Mountain lion

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Plains Indians
        >Plains
        >refer to it as a lion instead of a cougar/panther because it sounds scarier and retards won't know the difference
        It was dumb.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        oh yea, I never really think of them as lions

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's retared. Cougars are one of the animals you're supposed to fight if they attack you because they scare easily. Some boomer choked one out a couple years ago because it attacked his dog.

  40. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I will say this.

    The main character was a better live action Mulan than the actual live action Mulan.

  41. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How did she know the lasers were dangerous? We the audience saw the lasers on the guy's chest before he got killed but she was behind him and couldn't have seen them. From her perspective, he just randomly died.

  42. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Im tired of the predators dying like retards. I want a predator movie where they kill absolutely everyone and survive to the very end and collect their trophies and go home alive.

  43. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    > The origin story of the Predator in the world of the Comanche Nation 300 years ago. Naru, a skilled female warrior, fights to protect her tribe against one ofthe first highly-evolved Predators to land on Earth.

    Well, I guess I’ll watch it anyways.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >this will sell out movie
      Turn it into a drinking game. Take a shot whenever an indian bounces off a tree or wounds the Predator (you might have to take a 1/4 shot for that last one). I'd add taking a shot when an ugly/dirty white person shows up and acts cowardly or evil but you'll die of alcohol poisoning. Maybe drink beer for that one instead. Do a shot for magic indian herbs showing up though.

  44. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It was a well crafted film on a technical level, but AvP had more soul.

  45. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    My verdict.
    Bad movie.
    It's ok if you enjoyed it for the sake of talking with bros while it was freshly released or because you're an addicted avp fan... but do not recommend this woke trash to anyone, ever.

  46. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It was a good movie. 7.5/10

  47. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  48. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  49. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >brings back it's head instead of it's tech
      This is why they went extinct.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Tech she can't work and only used by tricking the predator into standing in a specific spot
        The tech would have just rotted

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Tech she can't work
          She literally uses it's tech as a plot point at the end of the movie, retard.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      how the FUCK does he not know how his own weapon works? this is beyond
      >muuuh rookie muuuuh initiation recruit
      and flies into bullshit asspull territory

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Watch it again. He didn't know the mask was there and thought the bolt would go straight into her, but it veered off to the side and flew around.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >thought the bolt would go straight into her
          yes and is he not trained on how his weapon works? again, this is fucking retarded. at least try and make the human outsmart the predator rather than the predator not even knowing how his own weapon works.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Why would he assume it wouldn't go straight? Without the mask nearby it shouldn't be able to turn like that, that's why she tricked him.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              and when he sees it turning. when he sees the mask for a good two seconds he still acts like he doesnt know how his weapon works. its stupid.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                This is honestly such a weak reason to be mad, he was mortally wounded and bleeding out, his response time was clearly damage. You seem mad just for the sake of being mad.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >applying human physiology to aliens
                Slow clap

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Don't be a fucking idiot anon

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >his response time was clearly damage.
                had enough time to yell. lel, he could have ducked and should have been on the alert as soon as it was looping around. they made him retarded.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I'll tip you off to something in movies...he doesn't see it for a full several seconds. That is for us as the audience, it's building anticipation which is more cinematic than just a split second boom headshot. Every movie ever created does this. Don't take time held on shots so literally when you watch movies.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I can't believe he didn't turn off the aiming assist after she stole his helmet. He had like 6 hours to do that after a fight he could have lost because his helmet fucked up his shots.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      im so in love with her

  50. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    she's the bestst eva! predator vs mary sue lol he didnt stand a chance. 5/10

  51. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It would be awesome if they make a Afghanistan predator movie where he's in Tora Bora or Kandahar hunting humans or whatever and just so happened to get caught up in the US hunt for Bin Laden. Bin Laden never left the compound afterwards because he was scared the predator would return and Bin Ladens HDD's had camcorder footage of his Al Quaeda buddies being ripped in half and slaughtered.

  52. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Movie: le stronk Indians are le badass super humans
    Reality: ah fuck we've been genocide by blankets *walks the trail of tears*

    I get that it's a fictional story but for fucks sake. Tired of pandering bullshit. And I'm quarter native American myself.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Comanches were aggressive psychos who were feared by all their neighbors and fought Mexico and then America to a standstill for a century until they finally got ground down by attrition in the late 1870s, long after most other tribes had already thrown in the towel. If I was going to put any tribe of natives up against a Predator, it would be them.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Too bad they didn't exist in that capacity when the movie takes place. I guess the hollywood libtards forgot to fact check.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        wow
        thank you man, very interesting, im genuinely saying thank you

  53. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm watching it now, I hope the dog dosen't die

  54. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >can fight le predator
    >can't fight le white men with musket
    how?

  55. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >enjoyed the film
    >/misc/ hates it

    everytime.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      /misc/ is chock full of braindead contrarians and butthurt retards trying to shove in their politics into every movie

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You being the prime specimen of what you're describing.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        The Predator isn't threatening to anything except wild animals and evil/ugly/dirty/stupid caricatures of white people.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Just by the nature of the plot, there was no way there wasn't going to be a ton of people on here REEEEEEing about it.

      i thought it was pretty good. I loved the cinematography. I liked the idea behind the protagonist and thought she was cute. I appreciated that she was a proper character not just a mary sue. I thought most of the predator scenes were really cool. Even though it was all really familiar, it was still fun and somehow felt fresh.

      Disney did them dirty though on the CGI. That single handedly took a star away from it for me. They made a legit entertaining movie only to get fucked over with SyFy/Bollywood tier CGI.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >There was no way a bunch of ~~*white*~~ Hollywood libtards could make the Predator threatening and praise Indians as much as they wanted to
        FTFY

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine being so insecure that you can't enjoy this movie just because there's brown people in it.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >ignores that the indians are all superpowered and the Predator gets wounded everytime it goes up against them not to mention going against mythos and cheating against her brother because it's losing
            Black Robe and Dead Man are both great movies that depict Indians more accurately than this piece of shit. It's a bad movie, go to 4chan if you want to cry about how everyone's a chud.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Oh no! The movie about a space alien who hunts people isn't portraying muh comanche warriors historically accurate enough.

              She 1 v 1’d the fucking predator at the end of the movie including jumping on his fucking head and hatcheting it’s skull. This is despite the fact that earlier in the same movie the predator was shown overhead pressing a fucking grizzly bear. It was fucking ridiculous, and I basically liked it up to that point.

              It felt to me like she was sort of just finishing it off. It had already taken a ton of damage over the course of the movie and it was supposed to be a rookie predator so I'll give them some leeway, even though I agree that the way they shot it, it made it look a bit ridiculous.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >YOU'RE A TRIGGERED CHUD!
                No. It's just not a good movie and the identiarian ideology hinders it.
                >Uh...uh..."YOU CARE THAT THE MOVIE DOESN'T REPRESENT INDIANS PROPERLY!"
                Pick a lane, retard. Again, the movie is just bad.

  56. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Um so the predator can breathe our air now or what? Wasn't the masks for life support purposes? Maybe I'm remembering incorrectly.

  57. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Are Predators that strong they can kill a bear bare handed? I always thought they were just like slightly above human strength

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair it was a male bear.

  58. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Reddit is calling Skully "Feral" for some reason

  59. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    haha predator go pew

  60. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Weren't the Comanche like notoriously savage and evil? Like if there was one Indian tribe that actually deserved to be wiped out it was them?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They became land vikings and built their numbers by raiding, killing all the men, and adopting the women into their tribe. During the period this movie takes place in I believe they hadn't really formed into their own tribe yet (it's been a while since I read about it but the Comanche were basically an amalgamation of a bunch of Plains Indians that banded together).

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. No idea why they chose the Comanche for this movie

  61. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >French people speak French
    >Indians speak English
    really breaks the immersion

  62. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >half an arm gone
    >Giant hole I'm his chest
    >Hole In his fuckin brain
    >Bro why didn't he dodge that super fast projectile that surprised him
    DURRRRRR of all the things to be mad at, this is the hill you're dying on?

  63. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    If Arnold raped the Predator, would he be considered the winner?

  64. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    looney tunes shit right here

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >gets wounded constantly by Indians with stone spears/knives
      >gets caught in a bear trap
      >gets beat up by a girl with a cute little tomahawk her daddy gave her
      >shoots himself in the head
      The reason the Predator looks so different in this movie is that it has whatever their equivalent of down syndrome is.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Well there's a simple explanation
        They've begun injecting predators with autism

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          You're joking but that could explain the autistic kid's in The Predator ability to use their tech.

  65. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >the most unattractive legion chick that could not act for shit is now a thing
    weird

  66. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Predator chases injun girl to a plantation
    >Predator kills the slavers
    >lets the slaves go free because they're unarmed
    >injun girl and predator nod to each other before continuing their fight
    Fucking wokeshit

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Is the Predator also going to kill General Lee and aid Martin Luther in his street march? What were they thinking?

  67. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Did the predators gear seem too low tech? Not an ounce of armor, no plasma canon, helmet looked janky. He still had a ship capable of interstellar travel and laser guided weapons, how can basic protection and projectiles be so downgraded

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe he dressed down to match the natives? You know, like using a smaller gun for fowling or something.
      (have not seen, and will not be seeing, the movie)

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Probably a lower class load out for a lower class planet

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They wrote it like that on purpose. Its technology is supposed to be 300 years older than the stuff the 1985 Predator had.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >his first trip to Earth
      >he's a new hunter
      >he's a cocky bitch
      Pick any

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      its been 400 years since the new ones

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      make things more fair

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      He was a rookie predator. They're a warrior race and likely earn better weapons through combat. Who knows. The point is that its cool and there's 1000 ways to explain it but they didn't because it doesn't matter why. It matter that its cool, unironically.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      he comes from nigrator race from Predators movie, they're less advanced, dumb and also cheat and suckerpunch. They love space watermelons and space chicken though

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair, clocking and throwing discs that can cut people in half I would consider to be cheating. Predators have never really been fair hunters outside of a few melee fights.

  68. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Nah I’m a casual and my dad and I stopped watching after 15 minutes this shit is garbage idgaf about ur shit ass female character none of it is realistic

  69. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Lost in space is more entertaining than this movie

  70. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It surprises me to say this, but I think this actually worked better with a female protagonist. I enjoyed the premise and payoff of the main character and it wouldn't have been nearly as good if it was a weak boy filling the role.

  71. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Invasion fleet incoming at the end to kill her ...

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Well they had to have gotten the pistol somehow by predator 2

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Seems excessive just for a single pistol.

  72. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Are you against the current thing?

  73. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Predator>Prey>Predators>Predator 2> alien vs predator>requiem>shit>>

    [...]

    let there be carnage>>>>>The predator

  74. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a word for this meme, where reviewers usually hate a thing but then when it is rebooted with a woman or a minority (or both) they suddenly love it? It happened with Bumblebee as well. I'm sure there are other examples.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Woke.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I mean, here is still evening, I'm not sleepy either but ok

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know, but I like Predator and Prey, the ones between are middling. The same goes for Transformers 1 and Bumblebee. Maybe cute girl reboots are the way forward.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      bumblebee was charming

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Conversely they hated The Thing, and they hated the reboot with a female protag too. AvP and Prometheus also had female protags and were panned.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        True. Guess I got outed as a chudcel

  75. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The predator is really retarded about his auto aim shit

  76. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit this place if full of bigots, the name is Yautja, predator is a racial slur ok?!

  77. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm glad the dog survived

  78. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Predator got jobbed through the whole movie

  79. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Embrace plastic buttons, reject touch screen.

  80. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Will this movie have any cultural impact? I doubt it. It wil be remembered as the Terminator Dark Fate. Just another movie with ugly femmoid going full IM A WHAMAN

  81. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    All I could think about while watching this movie was shoving my cock in her mouth

  82. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Don't care still only supporting the superior Prey with a Native American fighting aliens

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      That isn't Turok.

  83. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i see people say the cgi/movie looks cheap but every gif and screen i've seen makes it look pretty amazing.
    Is there a pirate of the Comanche Cut yet? I really want to watch that

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Alot of the animal stuff is really bad, one scene early on with a snake in particular.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        i head that the reason this happens nowadays is because animal abuse laws having to do with movies has been more restricted. I don't think theres anything wrong with that, its a wild ass animal and using them as entertainment seems cruel.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          What? The CGI looked bad because of animal abuse laws? You should probably read from somewhere else

  84. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    After the autism fighting global warming of the last movie, this would seem like a huge step up by comparison.

  85. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Asian here and i really doubt natives american treat their woman really well
    Any american know about their cultures for woman?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Really depends on the tribe, area and time period.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      the fuck are you even asking.

      Also many tribes are matriarchal and theres a reason there is a stereotype that native women abuse and beat their men. A lot of us are extremely independent and mean and grew up fighting with men.

  86. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Missed me, eh?

  87. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Was the predator an unironic chud? Why did he keep ignoring the chick

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Because she was weak and not a threat.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I know the end where he walks right by here was explained by the plant that cooled the body off, similar to the mud trick. He literally couldn't see her that time.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Her dog impregnated her and it's canon he doesn't kill pregnant women.

      What's that on her lip? What was she doing with her dog behind those trees?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The Predator thought she was just weak prey and didn't fuck with her. If you're familiar at all with the Predator, or watched the movie and saw how it didn't kill the rabbit and instead observed the snake killing it, then you would already know this.

  88. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly what really made me think this movie was pure numale reddit energy was the dog surviving

  89. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The orange flower has effects instantly and it cools your body below room temperature.
    Yea...

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