Its mudslimes protesting for some reason. I guess the movie must have a cow getting its head cut off or a scene where a woman walks in front of a man or something.
Gutless "journalist" wannabees deathly afraid that if they give it a good score, some Mudshite will go and Allah Akbar their kids at their school. Sad truth is, most Arabs in their own nations are fairly chill. I lived in Egypt for a while, and I can tell the difference between some chill dudes and the fundamentalist c**ts that even they're afraid of. See, they're there's the scum that infests the west because they're not even welcome in their nations and come over to live off welfare. They get a fat head and pull the Muslim angle. Someone really just needs to go there and use a flamethrower on this garbage. A few events like that and the c**ts will think twice before opening their diseased mouths.
Pretty easily. It's like saying you can't imagine portraying Jesus as a good person. Of course you can. There's ancient and modern stories about how good he is. Same for these ones.
Unironically everything that I've heard about Muhammad has been good and a total spit in the face to modern islam. Sure he face and butt fricked a 6 year old until her vegana was big enough at 9, but modern morality aside, that would've been okay in their culture and I simply can't judge it with a modern american lens. And in the 60s and 70s most of the world, including America, literally would say "nice". They had actual cp magazines with photo content sent in by readers (that means people fricked their kids and sent the pictures to be published, also they came with ads of kids looking for adults to frick)
The only thing he didn't like or respect was homosexuals, which I guess is fine. We're here because we accepted them, so, maybe he was right.
Jesus never conquered land, never sexually abused anyone let alone prepubescent children, never sought material wealth, there's basically no canonical account of Jesus doing monstrous things, except maybe making fun of a sarmatian woman.
Well that's the point. From YOUR point of view jesus never did anything wrong. From THEIR point of view these people did nothing wrong. You have no bad stories, they have no bad stories. Being a good king of the ancient world is not a bad thing. Conquering land for your people is NOT a bad thing, especially in the ancient world where you had a very real threat of destruction at any given time.
Also, he didn't abuse anyone. He married her. She was his wife. And he respected her and she stayed his favorite even as an adult. I'm pretty sure she even cheated on him and he forgave her for it, which is a cuck move but proof of love. Muslims don't like talking about that part, most don't even know.
And again this is the ancient world. You legitimately can't call it abuse. It was a different time with different morals and values. I mean come on, mary was fricking TWELVE when she gave birth to jesus, and she was already married for who knows how long. It was simply a different time, just like right now will be a different time in 20 years when everyone is a gay and it's legal to frick kids again (as long as they're gay, which is already a thing in california)
I'm not a Christian or a Muslim but I've read both books. Mohammed was a literal warlord & Jesus cured blind people and fed peasants wtf
2 years ago
Anonymous
So, what you're saying is Mohammed was cooler than Jesus?
I'm not sure why anyone who considers himself right-wing would choose a hippy wimp over a ferocious warrior.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I prefer my warriors to be gentlemen killers are kind to his kingdom and only kills those who deserve it, not degenerate nonce warlords.
2 years ago
Anonymous
So you’re into fairy tales
2 years ago
Anonymous
Of course I prefer fantasy hero's to real life shitheads, since the former inspires you why the latter demoralizes you.
>reddit spacing >insists on capitalization but not grammar or sentence composition >fence sitting an issue that isn't at all ambiguous >actually (poorly) attempting to making an argument so xhe isn't trolling
"they have no bad stories". lol. lmao, even.
L O L
Objectively point out one thing Jesus did that could be construed as bad to anyone at all. Also, just because you try to legalize your abuse doesn't mean it's not child abuse. He fricked children.
if you unironically believe any religion prior to roughly 100 years ago wasn't violently converting people are spear and gunpoint, you are probably both moronic and historically illiterate
I mean frick, the 30 Years' War was one of the most bloody in history and led to the reform of European nations entirely, and it wasn't even about big religious issues, it was an inter-church schism essentially
>it wasn't even about big religious issues
Just because you don't understand those issues (neither do I) doesn't mean they weren't very big for the people back then. Just like the Sunni-Shia differences that film controversy is about.
>Unironically everything that I've heard about Muhammad has been good
Lmao are you moronic? He owned and traded slaves, ordered mass executions of prisoners, genocided entire tribes, had critics murdered and even fricked his adopted son's wife. Oh and he also walked around in cumstained clothes, the Hadith describe his wives complaining about having to clean up the jizz all the time.
>Oh and he also walked around in cumstained clothes, the Hadith describe his wives complaining about having to clean up the jizz all the time
sounds pretty chad to me
>It's like saying you can't imagine portraying Jesus as a good person
Actually it's closer to saying you can't imagine portraying Jesus as an EVIL person. Muhammad was an illiterate, slaving, pedophile rapist warlord who killed anyone who didn't agree with his moronic delusions. Kinda hard making him seem sympathetic.
On the one hand, I'm glad that yet another film about brown people isn't getting wider release, on the other hand why are people listening to religious fanatics?
>local politicians, IT people and medical professionals
whatever would we do if these colonizers were sent away, we can't possibly fill those positions with indigenous people !
I think they’re way more scared of what happens to the image of Muslim’s when they violently respond to shit like this. Can’t have white leftists realizing what they really are, need to keep carefully curating and manipulating their perception via media so they’ll be more accepting of people that hate them, can’t risk Muslims being barbaric out in the open again.
This
The current image of chopping people's heads off when they get theit knickers in a twist is something that needs to be protected.
Don't be a moron.
Cineworld had a meeting over this, someone said "remember charlie hebdo" then shut this shit down.
Sometimes it's hard to tell if your kind just pretending to be moronic for (you)s or if you're genuinly fricked in the head? Oh, did I forget the little /s/ you fricking shitors need to understand anything at all? My mistake.
Fricking moron.
Can't ever offend them. Never mind the daily rapings, stabbings, beatings, and killings by them in Britain. We just can't offend them because they have feelings.
>British media has been shitting on Christians nonstop since the 70s >No complaints >One movie is released that could be construed as offensive to Muslims >gets pulled for blasphemy
Remember the huge stink that was made when Jesus Christ Superstar was pulled for blasphemy in the 70s? Surely there will be an equal reaction. Surely.
No, that was chiefly Rochdale and Derby.
Definitely happens/happened in Birmingham as well though since it's a large Muslim population and the second largest city. I live 20 miles from Birmingham, it was a shithole up until the 00's, then it was alright for a few years, now it's been on a steep decline for the past seven years.
On the one hand, I'm glad that yet another film about brown people isn't getting wider release, on the other hand why are people listening to religious fanatics?
>Is that a female character!? In MY movie? AHHHH IM LOSING MY MIND
What is wrong with Muslims?
Frick I hate mindless muslim zergs
>English caliphate loses its shit over controversial portrayal of Muhammad's daughter
Sasuga bongs
Muslims are the most idiotic people in the world
t. Syrian ex-Muslim
It's really amusing to me watching you all point out how stupid the muslims are for being offended over this, but then when they cast an indian in a Arthurian legend film Cinemaphile freaks the frick out.
Dozens of those c**ts have been given jail sentences. They only got away with it in the first place because of some local councils in muslim-majority areas run by commies, which is hardly "muh UK government sucking muslim wiener" when the national government itself condemned it and worked to get those victims justice. It's like judging the US government on CHAZ, Portland.
Yeah they just tried to bury the report and when forced to release it said “it was majority white men” which the statistics of the report didn’t support.
Wow the secular hedonists managed a whole 60 years before the religion they destroyed got replaced by another one and blasphemy laws returned. gg no re
i respect muslims, they get shit done. if they see someone disrespecting their values they will fricking put them in their place. western cucks could learn a thing or two, especially /misc/ incels who do nothing but cry and take no action
>if they see someone disrespecting their values they will fricking put them in their place
It's a shame those values are more than half of the time fricking moronic and are certainly not worth killing anyone over but whatever.
20 b***hES, JIMI HENDRIX
IN THE COCAINE PALACE WAVY LIKE THEM SWIMMERS
UH, NO DESIGNER b***h
UH, IAMDESIGNER b***h
I MIGHTSPARK THE WEED UP
b***h ASKS CAUSESHE WANTS MY CLOTHES AND GET HER STEEZ UP
I AIN'T EVEN wienerY, CALL ME YOUNG BLACK KRAY
GOLDIE SOMETHING JUST LIKE ROCKY
[?] CAMERA ROUND MY NECK, homie PLEASE DON'T JOCK ME
MY CELLULAR DEVICE TWERK CONTAGIOUS I AIN'T JERKING
WAVY LIKE A DIAMOND FISH b***h OUT OF AFRICA
HELLA israeliteELRY DOWN MY NECK I THINK I CAME FROM AFRICA
homieS THINK THEY BALLING, JUST LIKE SPALDING CUT THAT SHIT OUT
I PULL UP ON A GUCCI ELEPHANT AND PUT MY DICK OUT, WORD
Basically film is pro-Shia and shows Mo's daughter Fatimah and her husband Ali as rightful successors, shows Sunni caliphs like Abu Bakr and Mo's e-girl wife Aisha as treacherous bastards. Causes Sunnis to seethe.
It’s great how we have imported a hostile culture and forever fricked our demographics. At least we’ve stopped importing Islamists now that we know it’s such an issue. Oh wait no they want to bring in more.
If I was religious I'd still think this was funny. There's no way I'd ever go out of my way to get someone else's religious symbols simply to destroy it. These people are sad.
>promotes hate
Honestly, I hate these lads far more for being b***hes over shit like this, than whatever a movie I was never going to see anyway had to say
Guess which protester gets his popcorn with extra butter.
Can someone tell me why the frick the spoilers on my joke posts don't work half the time? I just wanted to make a cheeky Absolutely Ham joke. I never fricking know if they'll work or not.
I don’t think people realize this is a literal Shia Muslim propaganda film created to attack the caliphs that ruled after Muhammad. Sunnis favor these caliphs while Shias think they’re tyrant. They even casted them as black even though they’re Arab, and this is because Shia holy books are often negative towards black people. The whole existence of this movie is hilarious
>Sheikh Yasser al-Habib (Arabic: ياسر الحبيب born 20 January 1979) is a Kuwaiti Twelver Shia scholar, and the head of the London-based Khoddam Al-Mahdi Organization, as well as Al-Muhassin mosque in Fulmer, Buckinghamshire, and the writer of The Lady of Heaven. >In September 2010, Sheikh Yasser al-Habib angered the Sunni Muslims by calling Aisha, "an enemy of God" which led Kuwait to revoke his citizenship accusing him of trying to stir up discord among Muslims.
Britbongs not only let a dude too crazy for his own country in their home, but they also let him make a goddamn movie.
People are coming from all over the country to see the filum. They're even coming from Gdansk to see the filum.
>picket UK cinemas over '...
>following screenings of 'Th
WHAT'S THE FRICKIN TITLE GODAMN IT
The lady of heaven iirc
Passes the kino test
>high audience score
>low critic score
>mass protests
I'm confused as frick
Its mudslimes protesting for some reason. I guess the movie must have a cow getting its head cut off or a scene where a woman walks in front of a man or something.
>mass protests
by researching the topic by clicking on op pic I can tell that it's just a few dozens of brown people
Gutless "journalist" wannabees deathly afraid that if they give it a good score, some Mudshite will go and Allah Akbar their kids at their school. Sad truth is, most Arabs in their own nations are fairly chill. I lived in Egypt for a while, and I can tell the difference between some chill dudes and the fundamentalist c**ts that even they're afraid of. See, they're there's the scum that infests the west because they're not even welcome in their nations and come over to live off welfare. They get a fat head and pull the Muslim angle. Someone really just needs to go there and use a flamethrower on this garbage. A few events like that and the c**ts will think twice before opening their diseased mouths.
An' is it some sort of nudie thing, Father?
oh it's one of those movies
The Morbius 2
Based
this. not googling your shit thread, homosexual intern
The Time Muhammad Sucked Off A Camel
ah, the secret book of the cooman
The what is a woman?
>The Hairy, Hairy Arab
Buck Breaking
The Dark Knight RIses
DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING
Careful now
Down with this sort of thing
Because op didn't work the way he should have
>negatively portraying 3 of islams most important figures
don't see how a positive portrayal of those would be possible
Pretty easily. It's like saying you can't imagine portraying Jesus as a good person. Of course you can. There's ancient and modern stories about how good he is. Same for these ones.
Unironically everything that I've heard about Muhammad has been good and a total spit in the face to modern islam. Sure he face and butt fricked a 6 year old until her vegana was big enough at 9, but modern morality aside, that would've been okay in their culture and I simply can't judge it with a modern american lens. And in the 60s and 70s most of the world, including America, literally would say "nice". They had actual cp magazines with photo content sent in by readers (that means people fricked their kids and sent the pictures to be published, also they came with ads of kids looking for adults to frick)
The only thing he didn't like or respect was homosexuals, which I guess is fine. We're here because we accepted them, so, maybe he was right.
Jesus never conquered land, never sexually abused anyone let alone prepubescent children, never sought material wealth, there's basically no canonical account of Jesus doing monstrous things, except maybe making fun of a sarmatian woman.
Well that's the point. From YOUR point of view jesus never did anything wrong. From THEIR point of view these people did nothing wrong. You have no bad stories, they have no bad stories. Being a good king of the ancient world is not a bad thing. Conquering land for your people is NOT a bad thing, especially in the ancient world where you had a very real threat of destruction at any given time.
Also, he didn't abuse anyone. He married her. She was his wife. And he respected her and she stayed his favorite even as an adult. I'm pretty sure she even cheated on him and he forgave her for it, which is a cuck move but proof of love. Muslims don't like talking about that part, most don't even know.
And again this is the ancient world. You legitimately can't call it abuse. It was a different time with different morals and values. I mean come on, mary was fricking TWELVE when she gave birth to jesus, and she was already married for who knows how long. It was simply a different time, just like right now will be a different time in 20 years when everyone is a gay and it's legal to frick kids again (as long as they're gay, which is already a thing in california)
I'm not a Christian or a Muslim but I've read both books. Mohammed was a literal warlord & Jesus cured blind people and fed peasants wtf
So, what you're saying is Mohammed was cooler than Jesus?
I'm not sure why anyone who considers himself right-wing would choose a hippy wimp over a ferocious warrior.
I prefer my warriors to be gentlemen killers are kind to his kingdom and only kills those who deserve it, not degenerate nonce warlords.
So you’re into fairy tales
Of course I prefer fantasy hero's to real life shitheads, since the former inspires you why the latter demoralizes you.
>reddit spacing
>insists on capitalization but not grammar or sentence composition
>fence sitting an issue that isn't at all ambiguous
>actually (poorly) attempting to making an argument so xhe isn't trolling
"they have no bad stories". lol. lmao, even.
L O L
Objectively point out one thing Jesus did that could be construed as bad to anyone at all. Also, just because you try to legalize your abuse doesn't mean it's not child abuse. He fricked children.
He died like a b***h, which should be a sin.
Also the whole kill you if you don't follow their religion thing.
lol
lmao even
if you unironically believe any religion prior to roughly 100 years ago wasn't violently converting people are spear and gunpoint, you are probably both moronic and historically illiterate
I mean frick, the 30 Years' War was one of the most bloody in history and led to the reform of European nations entirely, and it wasn't even about big religious issues, it was an inter-church schism essentially
>it wasn't even about big religious issues
Just because you don't understand those issues (neither do I) doesn't mean they weren't very big for the people back then. Just like the Sunni-Shia differences that film controversy is about.
lol no
>Unironically everything that I've heard about Muhammad has been good
Lmao are you moronic? He owned and traded slaves, ordered mass executions of prisoners, genocided entire tribes, had critics murdered and even fricked his adopted son's wife. Oh and he also walked around in cumstained clothes, the Hadith describe his wives complaining about having to clean up the jizz all the time.
>Oh and he also walked around in cumstained clothes, the Hadith describe his wives complaining about having to clean up the jizz all the time
sounds pretty chad to me
Chad wouldn't need to buy and steal wives, his good looks and charisma would insure that he would have plenty of hotties awaiting at his door.
>It's like saying you can't imagine portraying Jesus as a good person
Actually it's closer to saying you can't imagine portraying Jesus as an EVIL person. Muhammad was an illiterate, slaving, pedophile rapist warlord who killed anyone who didn't agree with his moronic delusions. Kinda hard making him seem sympathetic.
>Eli King
Dont need a wikipedia for this one
On the one hand, I'm glad that yet another film about brown people isn't getting wider release, on the other hand why are people listening to religious fanatics?
Because violent people are respected while pacifists are a laughing stock
Bongoloids have submitted to islam
Because Muslimes never developed past the 15th century and they will burn your cinema to the ground if they get mad
Lies. Most of the local politicians, IT people and medical professionals in the UK are muslim.
>local politicians, IT people and medical professionals
whatever would we do if these colonizers were sent away, we can't possibly fill those positions with indigenous people !
False.
honestly i think it's because they're scared that a bombing would happen, you know how crazy people can get when they eat so much sand
I think they’re way more scared of what happens to the image of Muslim’s when they violently respond to shit like this. Can’t have white leftists realizing what they really are, need to keep carefully curating and manipulating their perception via media so they’ll be more accepting of people that hate them, can’t risk Muslims being barbaric out in the open again.
This
The current image of chopping people's heads off when they get theit knickers in a twist is something that needs to be protected.
Don't be a moron.
Cineworld had a meeting over this, someone said "remember charlie hebdo" then shut this shit down.
This movie sounds like a mess
Ah yes, the british are well known for their knowledge of islam and it's history.
Now that they've been conquered by muslims they'll have plenty of opportunities to learn.
yeah you're right its impossible to learn about another people or countries history. you fricking moron
Sometimes it's hard to tell if your kind just pretending to be moronic for (you)s or if you're genuinly fricked in the head? Oh, did I forget the little /s/ you fricking shitors need to understand anything at all? My mistake.
Fricking moron.
most moslems dont know their own history
B-B-BASED
>Is that a female character!? In MY movie? AHHHH IM LOSING MY MIND
What is wrong with Muslims?
I thought they just got butthurt whenever one of their religious figures gets depicted.
Frick I hate mindless muslim zergs
>English caliphate loses its shit over controversial portrayal of Muhammad's daughter
Sasuga bongs
Who's got a link?
Can't ever offend them. Never mind the daily rapings, stabbings, beatings, and killings by them in Britain. We just can't offend them because they have feelings.
Can't we just kill all the muslims already? China has the right idea.
Muslims are the most idiotic people in the world
t. Syrian ex-Muslim
>British media has been shitting on Christians nonstop since the 70s
>No complaints
>One movie is released that could be construed as offensive to Muslims
>gets pulled for blasphemy
Remember the huge stink that was made when Jesus Christ Superstar was pulled for blasphemy in the 70s? Surely there will be an equal reaction. Surely.
Reminder that a muslim is the mayor of London.
>UK
>Muslim country
>thinking they will allow this
And I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm free.
> where at least I know I'm free.
Underrated bait
Frick off British cuck, enjoy your daily acid attack
For a minute I thought bongs were becoming based again, but it's just the seracen invaders throwing a fit.
Inst Birmingham the town where thousands of girls were raped and abused by Muslims for over 20 years?
No, that was chiefly Rochdale and Derby.
Definitely happens/happened in Birmingham as well though since it's a large Muslim population and the second largest city. I live 20 miles from Birmingham, it was a shithole up until the 00's, then it was alright for a few years, now it's been on a steep decline for the past seven years.
This just proves what everyone knows already, England is a Muslim country.
It's really amusing to me watching you all point out how stupid the muslims are for being offended over this, but then when they cast an indian in a Arthurian legend film Cinemaphile freaks the frick out.
Nobody is gonna drive a truck through a crowd because some pajeet was the green knight you mongoloid
that's bloddy haram!
>The UK government sucking the Muslim wiener again, despite the majority of their actual citizens begging them to stop
Bet you wish you still had all those guns, huh?
>The UK government sucking the Muslim wiener again
When has that ever happened in the past 40 years?
libcucks still denying the coverup of hundreds of thousands of children being rape by 'asian grooming gangs'
>t. reads daily mail
RENT FREE
>that reply time
How embarrassing
Dozens of those c**ts have been given jail sentences. They only got away with it in the first place because of some local councils in muslim-majority areas run by commies, which is hardly "muh UK government sucking muslim wiener" when the national government itself condemned it and worked to get those victims justice. It's like judging the US government on CHAZ, Portland.
Yeah they just tried to bury the report and when forced to release it said “it was majority white men” which the statistics of the report didn’t support.
It’s diversity time that means letting Muslims take the wheel because government needs an official religion that keeps women at home
Lmao, do leftards REALLY?
>>The UK government sucking the Muslim wiener again,
It's a private company deciding to bend the knee, not much they can do.
Wow the secular hedonists managed a whole 60 years before the religion they destroyed got replaced by another one and blasphemy laws returned. gg no re
It wasn't even 40 years. But that could also make you hopeful, maybe it will happen again.
>UK protests
>pictures are a bunch of middle east Muslims
lmao
You live in a glass house.
i respect muslims, they get shit done. if they see someone disrespecting their values they will fricking put them in their place. western cucks could learn a thing or two, especially /misc/ incels who do nothing but cry and take no action
>especially /misc/ incels who do nothing but cry and take no action
Tell that to those people in Buffalo, NY.
That kind of thing isn't appreciated by anyone but psychopathic monster, that didn't benefit /misc/ at all, only hurt them and their reputation.
>if they see someone disrespecting their values they will fricking put them in their place
It's a shame those values are more than half of the time fricking moronic and are certainly not worth killing anyone over but whatever.
t. Langley, Virginia
Notice how the pic is mostly white heads and no mention of the religions. This was the muzzies because its about some muhamed daughter or some shit.
>Notice how the pic is mostly white heads
Ah yes look at all these white people with white people facial features and hair cuts that don't look Muslim at all!
I do find it funny though that the only legit white people are the old fricks in the center of the photo
I'm from Bolton these are Pakis and this is how they dress.
kek they can do what they want they are higher on the oppression totem pole
in the not too distant future they will protest an out homosexual teaching their kids and they'll win
what's her plan
Ensure that she outlives the country itself. Forget God save the Queen, God save Britain!
Looks Disney+ tier.
Still looks better than the live-action Aladdin.
20 b***hES, JIMI HENDRIX
IN THE COCAINE PALACE WAVY LIKE THEM SWIMMERS
UH, NO DESIGNER b***h
UH, IAMDESIGNER b***h
I MIGHTSPARK THE WEED UP
b***h ASKS CAUSESHE WANTS MY CLOTHES AND GET HER STEEZ UP
I AIN'T EVEN wienerY, CALL ME YOUNG BLACK KRAY
GOLDIE SOMETHING JUST LIKE ROCKY
[?] CAMERA ROUND MY NECK, homie PLEASE DON'T JOCK ME
MY CELLULAR DEVICE TWERK CONTAGIOUS I AIN'T JERKING
WAVY LIKE A DIAMOND FISH b***h OUT OF AFRICA
HELLA israeliteELRY DOWN MY NECK I THINK I CAME FROM AFRICA
homieS THINK THEY BALLING, JUST LIKE SPALDING CUT THAT SHIT OUT
I PULL UP ON A GUCCI ELEPHANT AND PUT MY DICK OUT, WORD
Basically film is pro-Shia and shows Mo's daughter Fatimah and her husband Ali as rightful successors, shows Sunni caliphs like Abu Bakr and Mo's e-girl wife Aisha as treacherous bastards. Causes Sunnis to seethe.
The Shia are right btw
So where are the Shia protesters demanding the film gets shown?
And every european country being systematically overrun with with pigs. Genius
Muslims are based, white people should start copying them.
Inshallah
>Bradford
I have a feeling these people weren't Christians
It’s great how we have imported a hostile culture and forever fricked our demographics. At least we’ve stopped importing Islamists now that we know it’s such an issue. Oh wait no they want to bring in more.
>Whites are only knoe realising just how evil these frickers are
If I was religious I'd still think this was funny. There's no way I'd ever go out of my way to get someone else's religious symbols simply to destroy it. These people are sad.
what an arrogant fatass
who was in the wrong here, really?
a goat fricker from the desert ~1340 years ago
Is Islam really that bad? I don't interact with any of them in my daily life.
Are they worse than Black folk?
This is what you get when the top 10% fricks 90% of women
Oh wait, it is the same in the west
lmao what the frick
How does one rape a corpse? The dead cannot object.
They cannot consent.
>implying there's any difference between Pakistani rape mobs and Indian rape mobs
they're divided by religion but united by the rape in their genes
this lets me know who ought to be deported
Guess which protester gets his popcorn with extra butter.
>promotes hate
Honestly, I hate these lads far more for being b***hes over shit like this, than whatever a movie I was never going to see anyway had to say
in awe at the size of this mumineen
>Cineworld promotes hate
I still have no clue what the actual issue with the movie is. Did Mohammed actually have a daughter or?
absolute unit
Absolutely Haram
Can someone tell me why the frick the spoilers on my joke posts don't work half the time? I just wanted to make a cheeky Absolutely Ham joke. I never fricking know if they'll work or not.
The fricked up thing is you should watch out going to a cinema that shows this in case one of them leaves a nail bomb lying around.
>protest over blasphemous movie
>"oh did my countrymen do something based for once?"
>it's fricking muzzies
>mfw
You dont approve of Life of Brian being banned in the past do you?
no, I like Life of Brian, but that wasn't anti white propaganda, which is what I expected here
Life of Brian was based.
This was one sect of muslims protesting a film made by the other. Kind of embaressing how quickly the company caved in though.
QRD
tldr
mohammed is more like coltaine while jesus is more like shaik
I don’t think people realize this is a literal Shia Muslim propaganda film created to attack the caliphs that ruled after Muhammad. Sunnis favor these caliphs while Shias think they’re tyrant. They even casted them as black even though they’re Arab, and this is because Shia holy books are often negative towards black people. The whole existence of this movie is hilarious
Frick off Mohamed
>The cinema chain said it made the decision "to ensure the safety of our staff and customers"
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-61729392.amp
It's not censorship, Cineworld just don't want the ball-ache of dealing with Muslim protestors. Other cinemas are showing the film
>Bradford
>Bolton
>Birmingham
>Sheffield
Hmm I wonder what demographic these protesters are.
They’re such impressive and beautiful people
it's impressive how ugly they always are
Feck off!
>Muslim successfully pull a film that blasphemes them out of theaters
>Christcucks will never do the same for all the degeneracy in their countries
And this is bad how?
how come this never works when white people boycott a movie?
Inshallah
>Muslims protest a film made by a different type of Muslim about Muslims
lol
At least they get shit done. Fricking whiteys can't do shit about trannies grooming their children at school
>Sheikh Yasser al-Habib (Arabic: ياسر الحبيب born 20 January 1979) is a Kuwaiti Twelver Shia scholar, and the head of the London-based Khoddam Al-Mahdi Organization, as well as Al-Muhassin mosque in Fulmer, Buckinghamshire, and the writer of The Lady of Heaven.
>In September 2010, Sheikh Yasser al-Habib angered the Sunni Muslims by calling Aisha, "an enemy of God" which led Kuwait to revoke his citizenship accusing him of trying to stir up discord among Muslims.
Britbongs not only let a dude too crazy for his own country in their home, but they also let him make a goddamn movie.
>oi, where's your movie-making-loicense mate?