>Um, I guess... if we're gonna date, you may have to defeat my seven evil exes.
>You have seven evil ex-boyfriends?
>Seven evil exes, yes.
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>Um, I guess...
>Um, I guess... if we're gonna date, you may have to defeat my seven evil exes.
>You have seven evil ex-boyfriends?
>Seven evil exes, yes.
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"Talk to the hand, bawd" and turn 360 degrees and walk away
>men prostitutes are based and redpilled
>female prostitutes are disgusting and ugly
If the genders in this movie were reversed, y'all would be clappin for Ramón.
Lock key etc etc
Let's reverse audience as well then
Because being a man prostitute is a challenge and a female prostitutes is easy. Why the frick do we need to explain basic human psychology? Why do you think married women are considered successful versus being single whereas men is the opposite?
Commiting genocide is also a challenge but you don't see anyone cheering it.
The frick kind of a comeback is that?
Wtf you talking about every genocider has Lots of fans. Hitler, Stalin, Mao have millions of people idolizing them.
People worship them despite the genocide, not because of it.
>Commiting genocide is also a challenge
>but you don't see anyone cheering it.
He said on Cinemaphile of all places
>Trying to explain basic concepts to c**ts
Anon is too good for this world
I've seen roasties and gays like you complaining about this a thousand times. But I've never seen someone actually say this unironically.
Hint, you moronic b***h: most people either despise both men and women with high bodycount, or approve both. But sure, keep pretending it's still 1960.
Men frick. Women get fricked. One is an intrinsically strong act, the other is weak. No amount of mental gymnastics will ever change that this is how we instinctively perceive these acts.
Raymond dated both a twink and two twins at the same time. He's not based, he's skizo pilled coomer. I'd probably be like him if I could tho.
Just like Ramona. I hate her, but I'd date her.
Feelings don't care about your facts.
>people who have never had a good looking girl interested in them roleplay on Cinemaphile
You should do a few 360s just for the drama.
You moron. 360 would mean a full rotation back to the same direction.
And then you obviously walk backwards away fricking moron.
I wouldn't say anything. I would listen and that's what no one did
geg
Who said anything about dating? Let's just go back to my place and frick around for a few nights. I know this asian chick who worships me who would probably be down for a threesome.
Why would I be mad?
She's giving you permission to beat the shit out of all of her exes in front of her. You would never have to worry about being the best she's ever had if you win, because women immediately lose all attraction to their partners if they see them lose a fight.
Maybe I'm just mindbroken from dating too many hoes, but I'd relish the chance to pummel their entire dating histories into the concrete in trial-by-combat.
“You’re clearly bad a decision-making, and frankly, I don’t need to introduce that drama into my life. You’re not THAT fricking hot.”
Is this comic/series/movie just the ultimate white knight power fantasy or something? I would like it way more if it ended with him succeeding, and with newfound confidence, realizing that he can do way better than the town bike.
i wouldnt want to risk the stds
is she vaxxed though? crucial question (also no demonic israelite blood mixing for me)
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>Nah too much work for uses up thot pussy. I'm going to go hang out with this Asian girl who is thirsting after my dick
>I'm going to go hang out with this Asian girl
She was mid
>geg
Plus how many non evil exes?
Never seen the movie or show. What makes her exes evil? why does she wear goggles?
>y-you too
How do you even have time to get so many exes at that age?
That’s ok, I have 100 evil exes that want to kill me (aka angry hooker pimps) under my belt. I hope you’re cool with that, m’Ramona.
None of them are black are they?
You didn't frick all seven did you?
>7 evil ex's?
Yes
>and you're 24?
Yes
>So assuming you became sexually active at 17 that means you've banged someone new every year since high school?
...Yes
>Do you even know what commitment is?
Uh...
>bye
She didn't have sex with all of them. For example she only kissed that indian guy once.
>She didn't have sex with ALL of them
>Just 6/7
>It's like not even a big deal lol
>Although Lucas Lee claims he was an important figure in Ramona's past, he lacks any real relevance in Ramona's life; According to Ramona, all they really did was sit together on a street curb and smoke. At some point in the relationship Ramona cheated on and left him for the "first wienery pretty boy" that came by
Brian Lee O’Malley must be some type of delusional if he thinks a girl actively cucking constantly will suddenly become a devoted wife
Nobody tell him that women have at least 30 bodies before they hit 19.
My seventeen year old girlfriend had been with twelve other guys. I made sure thirteen was her unlucky number. Pretty sure she's a mindbroken cat lady now.
No black.
Ramona wtf
If I got to that point without being intimidated and somehow passed all of her shit tests and then I was hit with the "You gotta fight them, dude" I'm sure I would give up. Mew is hot but I'm not going to run a gauntlet for some pusy
Scott Pilgrim is, at its core, an anti racemixing story.
>bawd who sucked and fricked six guys (including threesome with twins) marries the nerd she dated in highschool
>suddenly quit being a bawd before college
Most unrealistic part, even more unrealistic than a loose hot girl knowing sonic or a bunch of teenagers with superpowers
A body count of six isn't high
It is when one is a poo and another was a rug muncher
There are royal concubines in history that only slept with two men, max
Statistically, it's well above average.
Oh, and don't think Scott Pilgrim is going to be her husband or some shit, like they're going to have kids together.
The canonical sequel to SPVTW is 500 Days of Summer, where she cucks Joseph Gordon-Levitt with a rich man who read the same fricking book as her.
500 Days of Summer is actually pretty GOAT-tier in accurately describing what it's like to date a bipolar woman who is emotionally abusive, too bad most women seem to use the movie as a justification for being terrible partners, and not as a harsh and stunning mirror into their irrational behaviors.
A realistic sequel would be bpd girl catching herps and they break up when Scott wakes up with a face outbreak
I once ate an ex-strippers pusy and got a nasty sore on my lip. It went away after a while.
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If they're your exes why do I have to fight them?
Honestly she's only just a six out of ten if you're into shitty hipster girls. Why didn't they cast a hot actress with big breasts if they expected anyone to fight for her?
Ramona didn't even do anything with the first ones, her and Scott have nearly the same number of sex partners
no girl from Toronto is worth doing anything for. Ontario in general, but gta especially.
>boyfriends
>exs, yes
360 and run away from the brain damaged c**t