First time really looking hard at Finland. Don't know what's more surprising, that Norway shares a border with Russia or that neither Norway nor Finland touches the Arctic Ocean.
Finns are proud descendants of ancient tartarians. And the only reason we are depressed now, is because we still subconsciously remember the good old times.
I'm from Estonia and I only recently started noticing how a lot of japanese female names are names our 40+ year old men have like Riho and some regular girl names are the same too like Kairi
Im defunded to hell and locals want to fight over everything. I got great concepts for music and TV + games but you gotta understand that culturally Finland is at weird place which is feminism + diversity + traditional + multicultural, while the roots to that come from german and russian influence.
You cant make games with potato farmers who despice gaming
You cant make movies with mininum wage workers who think all actors are morons or born talented
You cant make great music with antisocial rammstein simps who hate music and pretend to like it for the girls.
In fact, they simped so much co-operations with guys is impossible since they are always simping any women that live which makes women leaders: all of them got followers by default.
So unfortunately ill have to leave Finland or kino never happens. They also pay 100 so that you wouldnt make 50. Any type of big team would just devour itself from within due to inner conflicts.
So there you have it. Just produce in states or anywhere else. Dont let finn trolls kill your dreams.
Nobody gave a shit about rendel and went to buy marvel + DC goyslop instead of giving it sequels. It also had hard use of languange like calling people whores and swearing + dead kids and women on the scene, drug use. It came off as kind of weird incel revenge where MC goes with mistress and abandons his family in death. Family audiences dont wanna see that. Nothing in the movie was funny, its just edgy as hell revenge porn.
Why the fuck youd milk out Le mystery mask man without fanbase when Batman already did that for over 40 years? The end game is merch, cons and streaming. If there was any demand, you wouldve already seen the stream numbers skyrocket but its a flop so that never happened.
Finns would just use up your product for free, torrent everything you got, ruin your name while doing it then boycott whatever else you make next. Theyre not your friends, theyre something you use as meat shield against russia.
>Be pure norf fc anglo >Dads side is Irish Mum's English >Take 23andme dna test to put my future kids on a database >99 percent irish and anglo >1 percent Finnish
BROTHERS
Finland produces the best degenerate youtuber content, or rappiotube as we call it. We are years ahead of everyone else. No need to bother with the conventional cinema when you have kona
They are too busy making the most kino black and death metal albums that the rest of the world will worship for the next 50 years
films are an inferior art
>What is Tuntematon Sotilas (The Unknown Soldier)
band of brothers tier kino about the follow up of the Winter war vs russian commies, go watch it now naggers
Most of the great films flop because Finland is an extremely populist country & only pretty much interested in soulless mainstream culture and sports. It's also very anti art. And I don't mean bad postmodern art, just art in general is loathed by most people.
It is not a meme that we are called mongols or snow asians, vast majority of the population act like soulless npc bugs.
They're too busy producing the dankest memes, like Spurdo.
Furst bost best bost xD
They made a WW2 movie that was pretty good I can't remember the name though
Malick pastiche with terrible acting
The Unknown Soldier aka Tuntematon sotilas
The Unknown Soldier (1955 film)
The Unknown Soldier (1985 film)
The Unknown Soldier (2017 film)
No, Rukajärven tie
i thought this was pretty fun
even the poster says it's kino
they made some TV crime dramas everyone was obsessed with for a while.
also Norway made Trollhunter.
You know honestly man, the tv crime drama topic is a little dark. I don’t know how well that image is going to appeal to children.
why would this matter? is Finland a giant amusement park or something? is the name a typo?
For me, it was Adress Unknown.
They ascended the tv film medium and make kino video games.
Is was the Swedes, they're on the opposite side of the Baltic sea.
False!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leningrad_Cowboys_Go_America
Based
Weebs are so boring.
First time really looking hard at Finland. Don't know what's more surprising, that Norway shares a border with Russia or that neither Norway nor Finland touches the Arctic Ocean.
Norway is connected to the Arctic Ocean you dumbass.
What do you think that is up there?
We cuck them out of arctic ocean only after finns decided loosing in winter war wasn't enough and started another war. What a fucking retards.
Finns are russian rape babies that look like mongolians. It is why they only drink and kill themselves. Suicide #1 finnish hobby
So russians are mongols?
Finns are proud descendants of ancient tartarians. And the only reason we are depressed now, is because we still subconsciously remember the good old times.
Also, Tom of Finland is kino.
fug 😀 we gand mage gino XDD
Sadly doesn't really count because it was a swedish psyop.
VOI ÄNKERÖINEN
>retards always forget Vittupää Vitunviheltämäaapa
>Vittupää Vitunviheltämäaapa
how is this a real language?
not hard to understand if you've spoken it from childhood
I saw star wreck
finland must never make films
>finland can't produce kin-ACK!!!!
?si=gb-tiz6dXyZOUA1K
Vaxx status?
swedes not eradicating the finnish language was a mistake
swedes not eradicating the finnish was a mistake
Funnily enough they're eradicating themselves right now
Pretty much anything by Aki Kaurismäki is kino
Finnish discount Ozu
Old domestic comedies are really good but obviously the humor doesn't translate well.
plenty of kino from finland
Do finns really say random english words and phrases like japs do?
No
according to
they have the same names. even the shape of the country is similar.
God got lazy.
The interesting part is that they are only separated by one country.
I'm from Estonia and I only recently started noticing how a lot of japanese female names are names our 40+ year old men have like Riho and some regular girl names are the same too like Kairi
there's an exchange student called Miu on one of my courses
she would appreciate it if I meowed at her, right?
Mika is a girl's name in Japanese but a common masculine name in Finnish
sometimes, but these guys in the film are like rockabillys and use english prhases all the time
Not really but Finnish does absorb loanwords from English like any other language.
Oh yeah, especially the younger generations do that a lot
everyone does this now. the internet is making english the one world language and there is no stopping it
bing chilling
>op forgot about the dudesons
Pathfinder (1987) is quite kino
Never mind, this was Norway lmao. Fuck finns
moomin
Deep cut kino, only real neekeris know
Fuck forgot my pic
?si=7j3x09bGINBFTyPq
paska lanka
uliuliuliuliuli
the best ww2 kino coming through
yes im finnish fuck you
The mian theme is bleak.
?feature=shared
>*blocks your path*
gymnastics scene is peak /cinema/
Sauna (2008)
>Cinemaphile kino masquered as video game
BRAVO
Why did they turn Alan Wake into John Wick?
Im defunded to hell and locals want to fight over everything. I got great concepts for music and TV + games but you gotta understand that culturally Finland is at weird place which is feminism + diversity + traditional + multicultural, while the roots to that come from german and russian influence.
You cant make games with potato farmers who despice gaming
You cant make movies with mininum wage workers who think all actors are morons or born talented
You cant make great music with antisocial rammstein simps who hate music and pretend to like it for the girls.
In fact, they simped so much co-operations with guys is impossible since they are always simping any women that live which makes women leaders: all of them got followers by default.
So unfortunately ill have to leave Finland or kino never happens. They also pay 100 so that you wouldnt make 50. Any type of big team would just devour itself from within due to inner conflicts.
So there you have it. Just produce in states or anywhere else. Dont let finn trolls kill your dreams.
make a kino about youth culture in finland, unless you are a neek. make the Druk of Finland
Yeah we really need a Genghis Khan movie, or a miniseries.
Any Finnish capeshit?
Rendel
Nobody gave a shit about rendel and went to buy marvel + DC goyslop instead of giving it sequels. It also had hard use of languange like calling people whores and swearing + dead kids and women on the scene, drug use. It came off as kind of weird incel revenge where MC goes with mistress and abandons his family in death. Family audiences dont wanna see that. Nothing in the movie was funny, its just edgy as hell revenge porn.
Why the fuck youd milk out Le mystery mask man without fanbase when Batman already did that for over 40 years? The end game is merch, cons and streaming. If there was any demand, you wouldve already seen the stream numbers skyrocket but its a flop so that never happened.
Finns would just use up your product for free, torrent everything you got, ruin your name while doing it then boycott whatever else you make next. Theyre not your friends, theyre something you use as meat shield against russia.
Finns are Cinemaphile not Cinemaphile
This.
Soulless
>We are Cinemaphileenom.
adrenaline momentum
>Be pure norf fc anglo
>Dads side is Irish Mum's English
>Take 23andme dna test to put my future kids on a database
>99 percent irish and anglo
>1 percent Finnish
BROTHERS
MADVENTURES. Literally the most kino travel series ever made
>that episode where Tunna's dick turns black because a coral pricked it
>tfw catch Madventures reruns for the first time since high school and realize I'm now older than the boys were when they made the show
Ok, Madventures S1-2 is pretty kino. S3 is alright but they became old and sold out after that.
S3 completely lost the plot
The new series was just dogshit
NIIN LÄSKI ÄIJÄ :DDD
I still say that sometimes
Ahem! :DDDD
%3D%3D
so everyone is just going to pretend dudesons didn't exist
Not everyone
t.
shit i missed that, i will now fall through an outhouse
Contrary to popular belief Aki Kaurismaki is NOT japanese
Secret lives. Yeah, this is kino.
Norway is also next to Sweden and has made no good films. Why did Sweden get all the luck?
What good have they made since Ingmar Bergman?
Roy andersson is pretty kino
>luck
swedes are the master race of scandinavia in ALL aspects
I remember watching it with a couple of Bernds and we enjoyed it despite not being finnish.
finnish kino incoming
name?
p. greenglade
>implying
*ahem*
Worse than Hitler, Putin and Biden put together
Well yes, but Hitler pulls up the average between these three by quite a bit.
The official "increasing national debt by 40 billion in ~4 years" dance. Holy incompetent
>use your looks to get into politics
>use influence you got in politics to get into modelling in paris
Many such cases.
Finland produces the best degenerate youtuber content, or rappiotube as we call it. We are years ahead of everyone else. No need to bother with the conventional cinema when you have kona
>cyberman streams his fat naked ass every day
>gets cancer in his face and looks fucked up
>fucking dies
suomiveljet... mitä kinemaa katsomme tänään? ajattelin katsoa xmiehiä
?si=cHhG5rrNlaVch2Ev
>blocked in binlan
fug
is music kino alloweds
>gives you die hard 2 and long kiss goodnight
heh, nothing personnel, kiddo
>gives you Cutthroat Island
>blasts Geena Davis with his fingol seed
*smirks*
KULLI PERSE PASKA NEEKERI HUORA HITLER KUSI JUUTALAINEN
daring synthesis
They did Max Payne
Hey they killed alot of commie scum so i can't dislike them.
to name a few
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sound_film
>Categories: Finnish inventions
das rite
IT'S PAYNE
They are too busy making the most kino black and death metal albums that the rest of the world will worship for the next 50 years
films are an inferior art
It was pretty kino when they basically banned child "gender affirmation" nonsense.
There is a fetish artist who lives there that makes pretty good giantess/vore/futa vids.
Eskoz is the name I think.
>pretty good giantess/vore/futa vids
Get a better for fucks sake
wrong
>What is Tuntematon Sotilas (The Unknown Soldier)
band of brothers tier kino about the follow up of the Winter war vs russian commies, go watch it now naggers
Most of the great films flop because Finland is an extremely populist country & only pretty much interested in soulless mainstream culture and sports. It's also very anti art. And I don't mean bad postmodern art, just art in general is loathed by most people.
It is not a meme that we are called mongols or snow asians, vast majority of the population act like soulless npc bugs.