>"You've been freeloading off my hard hard work for long enough, Ahh tell you whut... It's about time for you to earn your keep. Hopefully, this will help you understand the importance of a good, healthy work ethic..." >*smashes an unopened can of Alamo beer into her head* >*pins her down by her neck*
Jesus fricking christ, Judge
>"You've been freeloading off my hard hard work for long enough,
For real, she owes him sex for living in his home (without paying rent) and eating his food. She also owes his sex for simply being his ward too. Women are property of men and can't deny them sex.
Don't worry, if you work hard you can get an obese single mom with two half niglets
Don't listen to him anon it's possible. I'm 100% Hispanic and frick white girls. It's over though if you're the Mayan phenotype or short. I'm light skinned and tall.
I'm a dark skinned indio looking frick but tall. I'm the guy ITT who was with the white trash Luanne look alike. It's not hard at all. Unless you're short yeah, then you're fricked.
[...]
Don't listen to him anon it's possible. I'm 100% Hispanic and frick white girls. It's over though if you're the Mayan phenotype or short. I'm light skinned and tall.
Why in the hell would you have sex with your own flesh and blood? You might as well go door to door in your local neighborhood telling everyone your a sexual predator.
>Why in the hell would you have sex with your own flesh and blood?
Why wouldn't you frick your daughters? Its a waste to have a sexy little toddler in your house and not frick her. What's the use of daughters if you don't cum in them?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Disgusting. Day of the rope can't come sooner for degenerate scum like you.
This is California, hence why she became DOOD WEED. Most of her weight went to her chest and hips but I still can't bring myself to go back to her even though I 100% could get her to do anything. The weed and sweat on cheap spandex is a smell from hell.
>Luanne it wasn't God who touched you it was your Uncle >Nuh uh, Unca Hank would never do anything like that! It was God and he said it was a blessing I was chosen
i wish i can marry Luanne. all i have to do is make her be a mom 24/7 while i work, humor her with her stupidity in exchange for sex. i may have to use condom because we might end uo having lots of children
Propane time.
putting the pain in propane
>watched the series for the first time a few months ago
>laughing my ass off at this scene saying "i tell ya whut" over and over
>"show me your LadyBird"
UNCA HANK NO!
>back dimples
I'm gonna forgive Hank for this one.
>That girl ain't right. In need of a Lil rape correction, I tell ya hwut. Good lord I'm bout ta bust.
Time to open up my narrow urethra Luann, panties off, now, I'm gonna get all up inside you like your pussy was a Mega-Lo-Mart, h'yup.
Almost but Hank would never use the word 'pussy'
hank would never say pussy.
Hank would never be excited to visit Mega-Lo Mart
You think Hank would be into “sounding?”
I will make your knees "buckley" I'll tell you what.
Greatest show ever made
>"You've been freeloading off my hard hard work for long enough, Ahh tell you whut... It's about time for you to earn your keep. Hopefully, this will help you understand the importance of a good, healthy work ethic..."
>*smashes an unopened can of Alamo beer into her head*
>*pins her down by her neck*
Jesus fricking christ, Judge
>"You've been freeloading off my hard hard work for long enough,
For real, she owes him sex for living in his home (without paying rent) and eating his food. She also owes his sex for simply being his ward too. Women are property of men and can't deny them sex.
Hispanic bros i wanr to impregnate a blonde gringa so much bros
Don't worry, if you work hard you can get an obese single mom with two half niglets
Don't listen to him anon it's possible. I'm 100% Hispanic and frick white girls. It's over though if you're the Mayan phenotype or short. I'm light skinned and tall.
I'm a dark skinned indio looking frick but tall. I'm the guy ITT who was with the white trash Luanne look alike. It's not hard at all. Unless you're short yeah, then you're fricked.
>I'm 100% spic
>I'm light skinned and tall
sounds like someone is lying
>light skinned and tall
Bro u 25% indio at most, unironically whiter than most americans
you are both genuinely disguisting
gimme da salsa
Women don't owe you anything incel. If you went outside and touched grass you'd realize this.
>Women don't owe you anything
Well, yeah, he doesn't own any. But if he owned a daughter it would be his right to frick her
Why in the hell would you have sex with your own flesh and blood? You might as well go door to door in your local neighborhood telling everyone your a sexual predator.
>Why in the hell would you have sex with your own flesh and blood?
Why wouldn't you frick your daughters? Its a waste to have a sexy little toddler in your house and not frick her. What's the use of daughters if you don't cum in them?
Disgusting. Day of the rope can't come sooner for degenerate scum like you.
Pussy gays like you never get laid
typical right wing nazi
That’s not a bad plan! You think they’d me frick their daughters too?
That was a wild episode. Caught the rerun last night, 10 mins straight still feels kinda gratuitous.
Hank has yellow fevor confirmed.
How big is Hank's accessory?
Small
>YOU KILLED UNCA HANK
Walt Jr is the worst character in TV history.
>that's not my name anymore, told ya to call me flynn
What a homosexual.
They should have made him trans and then untrans instead of making him flynn and then unflynn
wtf what episode is this??
S11E05
I miss Britney Murphy so much, bros
Pro-painal
Time to pay up freeloader or i'll kick your ass
My ex used to look like Luanne. Dressed and acted the same, had FAS and everything. Now she's fat and a single mom. 🙁
you sound like a Lucky guy
No. I dumped her because she became a DOOD WEED moron.
An irl Luanne sitting around all day getting fat in a hot trailer in Texas wearing nothing but cheap spandex. Imagine the smell.
This is California, hence why she became DOOD WEED. Most of her weight went to her chest and hips but I still can't bring myself to go back to her even though I 100% could get her to do anything. The weed and sweat on cheap spandex is a smell from hell.
SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY and saturday
SEAKING SEAKING
How long do you think Hank lasted the first time?
Ejaculation during entry
>"Long enough..."
>sips beer
>"...Yup"
>You know how I like delayed gratification.
Thoughts on the episode where Hank makes Caleb dab?
It was weird when the kid said
>israelite bones filled with gold dust
he should have raped some manners into that kid
Hank would never take advantage of his niece even if she is a hot bimbo with huge breasts
>Yall
Ahh, you just hurt me. Seeing her is like a white hot poker stabbed into my heart. Have a good weekend.
She ain't his by blood
god i just want to squeeze her parts like angry people squeeze those anger management plushies
The manger babies?
>episode where Luanne has to explain her sexual abuse to a therapist with the manager babies
would be kino
>Luanne it wasn't God who touched you it was your Uncle
>Nuh uh, Unca Hank would never do anything like that! It was God and he said it was a blessing I was chosen
What would Luanne realistically look like IRL?
Young Dolly Parton
i wish i can marry Luanne. all i have to do is make her be a mom 24/7 while i work, humor her with her stupidity in exchange for sex. i may have to use condom because we might end uo having lots of children
>not keeping her constantly pregnant
Fricking COWARD
i want my children ti have the best amd i doubt my job will provide enough money for it. im considering stopping at the 6th child or 7th
BOGGLE?
>Unca Hank, please no!! The neighbors are watching!!
>Shut the hell up.