Uncah jams

Uncah jams

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Adam Sandler really only cares about hanging out with his friends and getting them jobs. Norm MacDonald was asked how to break into the business and he said, 'be friends with Adam Sandler'. Because he helped Norm out a lot.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What a fucking bro. It's exactly what you say you'd do when you're all high making crank calls "man if I ever get famous I'm getting you all jobs with me!" legend

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he is also a bro with everyone on set, if he decides that he wants lobster for lunch while filming, guess what everyone on set must be provided lobster. Of course he is a garden gnome and would never get lobster but he is probably one of the nicest men in hollywood and will actively talk to anyone.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        He eats a big bacon classic in mr deeds

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based
      Adam Sandler is the only garden gnome I respect

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think even he likes the average garden gnome. Uncut Gems was very antisemitic.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          The Safdies are Sephardic. It's Sephardics making fun of Askhies.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Bobby Fischer is a very based garden gnome. he was the greatest chess player at the time (still is in my opinion) and was very antisemitic. he converted to Christianity, disrespected women, and was so based the garden gnomes claimed he was schizophrenic to try to discredit what he was saying about them.
        Adam Sandler comes in second. third if Jesus actually was gnomish.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's what I would do.
      >yeah, so for my next movie, uh... so me and my friends go to Hawaii with our wives, who are played by hot actresses, and uh, I guess we tell jokes or whatever. It'll cost $5 million (most of which goes directly into our pockets) and it'll make $50 million at the box office
      Throwing your friends a bone AND getting paid AND going to an island resort? Sandler figured this shit out a long time ago.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      What a fucking bro. It's exactly what you say you'd do when you're all high making crank calls "man if I ever get famous I'm getting you all jobs with me!" legend

      It's what I would do.
      >yeah, so for my next movie, uh... so me and my friends go to Hawaii with our wives, who are played by hot actresses, and uh, I guess we tell jokes or whatever. It'll cost $5 million (most of which goes directly into our pockets) and it'll make $50 million at the box office
      Throwing your friends a bone AND getting paid AND going to an island resort? Sandler figured this shit out a long time ago.

      literally every comedian who "makes it" does this, it's a huge nepotistic circle jerk.
      it's also why women comedians are gate kept hard coz they bring in people from outside the circle instead of their peers and male comedians really hate that.
      >t.listens to too many comedians podcasts where they "break down the business"

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >women
        >comedians
        Now THAT's a funny joke! Also it's "comedienne" but who cares, they're still not funny

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks anon I always wondered why more women weren’t famous comedians, I mean they’re absolutely fucking hilarious

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      For sandler he bought a hot meal(for his friends)

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        jino

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >gnomish actor engages in overt nepotism
      >/misc/ claps

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Someone's mad that they're not Adam Sandler's friend.
        >i-i don't even care, bro! I'm humble and wouldn't participate in nepotism and get free money! I'm a hustler! On the grind!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah it's obvious Sandler gets it and knows Hollywood is a giant joke full of pretentious clowns who actually think make believing stories matters. Acting is inherently extremely dumb and all actors are whores working to make soulless corporations money. Sandler just doesn't pretend otherwise and he's also a bro who helps out his over the hill friends and makes sure to bring them on to his movies so they can keep getting paycheques even though they haven't acted in anything else for nearly 20 years. Redditors will seethe about him but Sandler shows actual loyalty to his friends. When was the last time Al Pacino or Chris Hemsworth got his out of work acting friends a paycheque?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        bump

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        i never got why dumbfucks like RLM behave like sandler's movies were the worst thing ever, pure delusion

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          RLM are genuinely stupid pseuds who are also stricken with the insufferable gen x trait of pretending like they're too cool and aware to care about things while also being holier than thou moralists who have never had their ideals or ethics actually tested. It's funny how badly Lucas buck broke them in retrospect, by selling Star Wars to Disney for billions and proving how stupid Stoklasa and Bauman are by having Disney create the exact type of Star Wars movie they said they would create if given the chance.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    but where does he get his ideas from?

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >you tired of me playing the goofy garden gnome?
    >i can be a nasty garden gnome too!

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fagam Fagler

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    most people consider uncut gems to be the second movie he's made where he shows off his acting ability, the first being punch drunk love.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      real sandlerheads know that reign over me is his actual best dramatic performance

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        real sandlerheads need to kill themselves

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >one movie

      he proved he was a good actor in punch drunk love but i guess most retards havent even watched that movie

      People were saying this about Punch Drunk Love when it came out.

      Reddit speaks.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >d-do i f-fit in now g-guys

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          https://www.reddit.com/r/moviescirclejerk/comments/15tr3r4/uncah_jams/

          I stole this post and literally the top comment:
          >punch drunk love (2002) fucks too. his performance is genuinely great in that film.

          So yea you're p reddit lil dude

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >he goes on reddit
            You’re p reddit lil dude

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        hello ching chong

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      First one being Click.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      First one being Click.

      Adam Sandler has done more dramatic roles than most comedians do. You've got Uncut Gems, Noah Baumbach's The Meyerowitz Stories, Hustle, Punch-Drunk Love, Reign Over Me, and that's not mentioning the comedy-drama stuff where he still has to put in a more grounded performance like Funny People or Spanglish.

      Zoomers don't remember Big Daddy.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        that was my favorite sandler movie as a kid (along with billy madison)

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he didn't even make cut gems.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >one movie

    he proved he was a good actor in punch drunk love but i guess most retards havent even watched that movie

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Zoomers don’t watch movies from before they were born.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        imagine being a zoomer and the only thing you do is scroll tiktok on your phone lmao

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >THIS IS HOW I WI-

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I found this extremely cathartic and a victory for him, and the only way he could ever win, by going out on top. If he was alive 5 more minutes he would have lost everything inevitably, but by dying just after winning big he went out like Alexander the Great, like a martyr to his own insane drive to just keep gambling for more and more no matter what because he just can’t fucking help himself.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People were saying this about Punch Drunk Love when it came out.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hubbie Halloween is a funny movie and is on my annual halloween movie watchlist.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >make a movie where 80% of the movie is a guy having three conversations at once
    >omg this is kino

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He admitted he uses his terrible movies as an excuse to take his friends and production crews to fun locations for vacations.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >instant reply
    Must have struck a nerve.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    do people not remember 50 first dates

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    50 first dates is a good movie and I'm never going to pretend it's not

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Technically, yes.
      But when I think about it, I think about the tedium of it and I hate it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Same brother. I loved it too.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I've probably seen this movie a hundred times. For some reason I keep forgetting about it

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >you will never molest mentally disabled drew barrymore

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reign Over Me
    Punch Drunk Love
    Fifty First Dates
    Wedding Singer
    Little Nicky
    Click
    Big Daddy

    If you didn't realize Sandler was a good actor until Uncut Gems, someone needs to take your tv away since you obviously aren't using it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Wedding Singer
      you almost had me anon

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Funny people is his best dramic role

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *2

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I found him annoying as fuck in uncut gems, i turned it off in the middle

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      filtered

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      you are an enormous gay, just so you know

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >I want Howard Ratner, a gambling addicted liar, to be likable

      Just pretend Arno is the protagonist then, or be like the average person root for Gooey

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone explain his bet at the end?

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    how does he do it?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      He has a hand in the casting.

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I was underwhelmed by Uncut Gems. It was a decent flick but I started to lose interest and was just glad to see it over with.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I really liked how it was a period piece for an era that’s barely in the past.

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >people throw "bro" around
    >no one calls ratner a greedy garden gnome
    why is that

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    All of Adam Sandler movies are fun tho

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What about the movie where he's the basketball coach...?

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Click was good.

    >B-BUT IT-
    Click was good.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      There are a handful of decent Happy Madison movies. Happy, Billy, Waterboy, Big Daddy, 50 First Dates, Anger Management.

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    He does a good performance about once every 5~8 years, but his low-effort performances get worse and worse. By Pixels I'd say they're genuinely no-effort.

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    the sting with paul newman

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Adam Sandler slander is a psyop. He is by far one of the most beloved people in America. For every person in this country there is at least 1 movie of his that they love

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i enjoy adam sandler's movies and i do not apologize for it

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I once saw his worst movie (jack and jill) on a middle school field trip. Didnt care much about it and was shocked it was considered once of the worst movies ever.

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Early catalog for Sandler is GOATed. Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, Wedding Singer, Big Daddy all classics. Even Mr.Deeds, 50 First Dates, and who could forget Click, are enjoyable entertainment. Little Nicky was a clear miss, but I still watch 8 Crazy Nights every Christmas season. The Netflix basketball movie is good too if you like sports movies. People just can’t reconcile that Sandman is a genius.

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    somethin wrong with his medula oblongata

  32. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Adam Sandler has done more dramatic roles than most comedians do. You've got Uncut Gems, Noah Baumbach's The Meyerowitz Stories, Hustle, Punch-Drunk Love, Reign Over Me, and that's not mentioning the comedy-drama stuff where he still has to put in a more grounded performance like Funny People or Spanglish.

  33. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What did we think of Julia Fox in the movie?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      good acting, she was just like every urban whore. impeccable ass too but she lost it over the years

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      She was hot in that movie but now she's hit the wall so hard you'd think she'd been shot out a cannon

  34. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Uncut Gems fucking sucked. I watched like half an hour and turned it off.

  35. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This board is so contrarian its only a matter of time until people start defending 8 crazy nights

  36. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Many of his films are patrician, OP

  37. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >one
    doubt it

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