Waltz's Oscar should've been his, i have no fricking clue why Waltz got one for DU, it was basically a less nefarious re-tread of Landa. he did deserve it for Landa imo, although i haven't seen any of the other nominees from that year
At this point in his career he can say that because he knows he'll never win an oscar. They gave him an honorary award which is more like a slap in the face
This frick was notoriously caught on camera b***hing that Martin Landau won for Ed Wood over his "bad motha fricka" role in pulp fiction so what's he talking about?
Not really, it's all a middle finger to the homosexuals who think they know what good is while Sam and his several million fans apparently don't count.
And he's right, the Oscars aren't worth a dime any more, if you can put arses in seats you're doing your job right and the Oscars are just cope for people who can't do that. It's just a fancy participation award at this point: >Oh we saw your movie managed to sell exactly ten tickets, but you tried your best so here's a trophy.
Meanwhile I watched ONE oscar nominated movie a few years ago, it had Dev Patel in it, and it was at the scene where I'm literally just watching him google something that I realized I was being fricking conned.
And he used to b***h and moan nonstop about how he never won an oscar.
But now he knows Disney is moving on to black woman and gay people for all their properties and he wants to keep getting those cushy checks so of course he's gonna suck up to Marvel and Star Wars
>but the world did
nah numb insecure Black folk like him and narcissistic white people saw him as a person and a hero. The rest of the world laughed at us, specifically Black folk burning a bunch of shit down, because they saw a guy that pointed a gun at a pregnant lady as nothing but a victim.
Black folk are so fricking stupid and worthless that they can be horrible criminals that die at the hands of law enforcement because they're high as frick and still be seen as literal heroes. They're like 7 year olds.
Let's see, he could either: >have fun playing a cool secret agent in a world full of colorful characters, battling nefarious villains and grappling with moral quandries while tossing out cool one-liners
or >play the millionth goddamn slave/escaped slave/racially marginalized black guy in the south, and spend weeks on a grueling shoot where his character has to talk in a ridiculous dialect and then get tortured and/or raped and/or watch his family get tortured/raped/murdered only to end the movie thanking the surrogate for the white writer for rescuing him.
Really makes me wonder which he should pick
>grappling with moral quandries while tossing out cool one-liners
Only part of this post I disagree with. You hit the nail on the head, why the frick would Samuel L. Jackson want to do boring as frick films to please the academy drones?
SLJ has been a supporting actor for most of his career and he will most likely play whatever just happens to fit his typecasting. Doesn't really matter ultimately. Going for a bait role would too much of a gamble for him anyway. He's not gonna lead a film, so his acting isn't gonna be decisive. I see why he would go for capeshit roles. It's a booming industry. Why wouldn't he.
>I'd rather make millions doing glorified or extended cameos than putting actual effort for some gold fill prop that's not even worth the loose change under my car seats
No shit motherfricker
>I'd rather have a steady role that banks a lot of money because my brand is decades old and my celebrity isn't going anywhere
Based former heroin addict.
It's a do nothing job where he get's paid millions to just show up and put on an eye-patch
he's right although academy not nominating him for stuff like django is bullshit (only happened cause they wanted waltz to win)
He was in django?
Are you joking?
Dude he was the fricking villain.
Waltz's Oscar should've been his, i have no fricking clue why Waltz got one for DU, it was basically a less nefarious re-tread of Landa. he did deserve it for Landa imo, although i haven't seen any of the other nominees from that year
>i know i cant act and only know for screaming motherfricker while staring at people like i want to rob them and will take any job they give me
you should watch some of his movies before he became famous for scremaing.
like good fellas where he has one line and then gets shot in the back of the head?
no try again zoomer.
>can't act
>every single role he did, even small ones, are memorable
idiot
Not in this mediocre ass film
his roles are "simple" but he can absolutely act
rando dudes couldn't deliver his lines the way he can
He could do a million MCU films but he will still always be Ray Arnold to me.
He'll always be Stacks to me.
dude what, did you never see Jackie Brown? He may be typecast, but he has ability and talent.
Well yeah, oscar bait doesn't pay the bills quite like disney
Based frick the academy
At this point in his career he can say that because he knows he'll never win an oscar. They gave him an honorary award which is more like a slap in the face
I too would like an easy job that prints money over working my ass off for an accolade from pedophiles.
This frick was notoriously caught on camera b***hing that Martin Landau won for Ed Wood over his "bad motha fricka" role in pulp fiction so what's he talking about?
PS: Also dangerously based captcha
>cheque
Zero fricking chance a down to earth homie like Sam Jackson said "cheque" instead of "check."
>down to earth homie
that's why he defends a thug like Floyd
That's how you know he'd never say "cheque" like some absolute homosexual.
Frick yes. Every fricking word.
kinda goes against his bullshit in OP
Not really, it's all a middle finger to the homosexuals who think they know what good is while Sam and his several million fans apparently don't count.
And he's right, the Oscars aren't worth a dime any more, if you can put arses in seats you're doing your job right and the Oscars are just cope for people who can't do that. It's just a fancy participation award at this point:
>Oh we saw your movie managed to sell exactly ten tickets, but you tried your best so here's a trophy.
Meanwhile I watched ONE oscar nominated movie a few years ago, it had Dev Patel in it, and it was at the scene where I'm literally just watching him google something that I realized I was being fricking conned.
And he used to b***h and moan nonstop about how he never won an oscar.
But now he knows Disney is moving on to black woman and gay people for all their properties and he wants to keep getting those cushy checks so of course he's gonna suck up to Marvel and Star Wars
>the last full measure
mike bros...? are we finally going home?
Based. Frick bongs.
Sam Jackson is fricking awesome
Based, Jackson is /ourhomie/
BBBs (black bong bros) i dont feel so good...
Uhhhh wtf he’s basef
OK (only kidding) if course he is
>OHHHH BLOODY ‘ELL
>
Jackson for president 2024
>it wuz dem po po kill him, he dindu nuffin, yo he just doing a bit o dem fent, bit o dat weed, sheeit, muhfuggin white rayciss
Never forget, Jackson literally held people for hostage at one point way back, and cops DIDN'T blow his head off. Look it up.
Frick this dumb Black person btw.
>but the world did
nah numb insecure Black folk like him and narcissistic white people saw him as a person and a hero. The rest of the world laughed at us, specifically Black folk burning a bunch of shit down, because they saw a guy that pointed a gun at a pregnant lady as nothing but a victim.
Black folk are so fricking stupid and worthless that they can be horrible criminals that die at the hands of law enforcement because they're high as frick and still be seen as literal heroes. They're like 7 year olds.
This old frick will NEVER be Nick Fury.
Meh, Jackson's always been a whiny Black person. I don't know what he's trying to pull now.
Meanwhile, this mfer is in an EMMY BAIT show on Apple tv.
Sounds like cope, also sounds like a clickbait article title
Recommendations for films where Samuel L Jackson is sad and not a badass?
its important to do what you like
He used to be a crackhead and he's black. Of course he's chasing the dolla.
That's why he's the best in the business.
The only people who like Jackson are homosexual white boys who wish they were badass
90% of Oscar bait movies are terriable, this is based.
The good older movies are good though
Capeshit is capeshit but he's right. The academy is even worse and oscars have lost their meaning.
>OH BOY black man that I wish was fricking my ass says he really likes My Marvel movies! Oh My Goooooooooooooooooooooooo (shoots load all over screen
Let's see, he could either:
>have fun playing a cool secret agent in a world full of colorful characters, battling nefarious villains and grappling with moral quandries while tossing out cool one-liners
or
>play the millionth goddamn slave/escaped slave/racially marginalized black guy in the south, and spend weeks on a grueling shoot where his character has to talk in a ridiculous dialect and then get tortured and/or raped and/or watch his family get tortured/raped/murdered only to end the movie thanking the surrogate for the white writer for rescuing him.
Really makes me wonder which he should pick
>grappling with moral quandries while tossing out cool one-liners
Only part of this post I disagree with. You hit the nail on the head, why the frick would Samuel L. Jackson want to do boring as frick films to please the academy drones?
SLJ has been a supporting actor for most of his career and he will most likely play whatever just happens to fit his typecasting. Doesn't really matter ultimately. Going for a bait role would too much of a gamble for him anyway. He's not gonna lead a film, so his acting isn't gonna be decisive. I see why he would go for capeshit roles. It's a booming industry. Why wouldn't he.
He is based, but his power level is decreased due to severe anti-white racism.
Can you blame him? Stand in front of a green screen for 90 minutes be 4th billed, collect your millions. His legacy is secured
>I'd rather make millions doing glorified or extended cameos than putting actual effort for some gold fill prop that's not even worth the loose change under my car seats
No shit motherfricker
>I'd rather have a steady role that banks a lot of money because my brand is decades old and my celebrity isn't going anywhere
Based former heroin addict.
Every successful person in the world does heroin. FACT.
>>Now that nogs have totally ruined the Oscars, he acts like he's above it.
Watch Unthinkable. One of his best kino
SAM JACKSON
>i don't need the oscars
SAM JACKSON IN 1995
>i need me an oscar..
>SHIT!
KEK!
Jacksons such a little gay
>le based black man
It’s all so tiresome.
who fricking asked lmao
It's the guy from those bank commercials