I just marathoned the first 20 minutes and I dont think this semon slurping movie is for me. This anon is the most accurate
Dane sucks and everything looks weird and fake. I'll keep it on for background for a while but to be honest it kinda makes me wanna put on xcom2 and dab on aliums.
I've watched this 3 times since it's come out and I have to agree. Furthermore, whereas I once thought the two leads were both terribly miscast, I now only think Cara was.
Yeah the loony tunes cut is quite kino. Such an ingenious idea to rescore the soundtrack and sound effects with loony tunes.
i agree. movie gets a ton of hate even though it's as good or better than the typical modern movie trash heap. i assume it must be something to do with muh source material bookhomosexuals.
Peak scifi comfy
Luc Besson kino
Rihanna before getting blacked
I saw this in theaters what 2017? and some pleb shouted worst movie ever
I fell asleep during your movie, Besson. You really fell off after The Fifth Element.
I actually like you and your movies, Dane but you’d have an easier time shilling A Cure For Wellness (Verbinski is an excellent director), or that Superman knockoff
i agree. movie gets a ton of hate even though it's as good or better than the typical modern movie trash heap. i assume it must be something to do with muh source material bookhomosexuals.
The intro is kino. The rest is just two unlikable homosexuals running around like its Looney Tunes. Then it turns into an Avatar knockoff
the intro is kino. I like the "loony toons" or whatever plotline at least it's original and has source material.
Underrated kino was Valerian SMASHING through walls and levels. Y'all dont get it but in space there's no up or down or gravity but there's dimensions and he just juggernauts through it all.
I've watched this 3 times since it's come out and I have to agree. Furthermore, whereas I once thought the two leads were both terribly miscast, I now only think Cara was.
Cara was fine, the dude sucked but he's not irredeemable
I always thought that Cara was cute even though she’s the queen nepo baby and an absolutely abhorrent actress but that video of her talking about tounging butthole kinda turned me off even though I kinda knew it was happening.
It was legitimately awful and the acting was uniformly atrocious with horribly miscast leads who sleepwalked through the entire thing and had zero chemistry.
If we are talking just lead actors, it's rivalled by John Carter. A really solid sci-fantasy action movie happens around that sullen frick but he drags it all down completely misplaying John.
I liked the bit with no CGI
The intro is kino. The rest is just two unlikable homosexuals running around like its Looney Tunes. Then it turns into an Avatar knockoff
Yeah the loony tunes cut is quite kino. Such an ingenious idea to rescore the soundtrack and sound effects with loony tunes.
>every sci-fi made after 2009 is an Avatar knockoff
I just marathoned the first 20 minutes and I dont think this semon slurping movie is for me. This anon is the most accurate
Dane sucks and everything looks weird and fake. I'll keep it on for background for a while but to be honest it kinda makes me wanna put on xcom2 and dab on aliums.
I've watched this 3 times since it's come out and I have to agree. Furthermore, whereas I once thought the two leads were both terribly miscast, I now only think Cara was.
I fell asleep during your movie, Besson. You really fell off after The Fifth Element.
You say that like The Fifth Element was anything more than mildly serviceable with a few memorable moments.
As oppose to Valerian, which wasn't even serviceable or memorable.
>he didn't enjoy Arthur and the Minimoys
I actually like you and your movies, Dane but you’d have an easier time shilling A Cure For Wellness (Verbinski is an excellent director), or that Superman knockoff
Honestly, a younger Bruce Willis would've been perfect for this role like in 5th element.
Rehashes 5th Element excessively, but it's nice to look at and you can tell he loved the source material.
For not being an actress, Cara's okay.
>For not being an actress, Cara's okay.
Kek, no she wasn't. She never was. Only simps would argue otherwise.
i agree. movie gets a ton of hate even though it's as good or better than the typical modern movie trash heap. i assume it must be something to do with muh source material bookhomosexuals.
Its one of the few movies i can really think of where the main characters acting is just so fricking bad is brings everything down
completely miscast, and not just Dane and Cara. Every single role was wrong
visually it's also a disaster once they get to the station
>CARA'S CAREER IS DEAD!
Peak scifi comfy
Luc Besson kino
Rihanna before getting blacked
I saw this in theaters what 2017? and some pleb shouted worst movie ever
>rihanna before getting blacked
Imagine being this fricking moronic lmao
Black person
this movie was cara delavigne or whatevers peak or something i heard.
It's not a terrible movie, but damn the simple plot doesn't live up to the grandeur of the setting.
It has a lot of good parts if you throw out the lead actors, the writers, and the director.
For the first five minutes, of course.
Agree that
the intro is kino. I like the "loony toons" or whatever plotline at least it's original and has source material.
Underrated kino was Valerian SMASHING through walls and levels. Y'all dont get it but in space there's no up or down or gravity but there's dimensions and he just juggernauts through it all.
Cara was fine, the dude sucked but he's not irredeemable
Sadly the almost zero chemistry between the two leads kinda ruined the experience.
Feel free to fax me if you disagree.
Did Luc Besson frick her?
she look so stinky to me
Pretty sure everyone did.
I always thought that Cara was cute even though she’s the queen nepo baby and an absolutely abhorrent actress but that video of her talking about tounging butthole kinda turned me off even though I kinda knew it was happening.
It was legitimately awful and the acting was uniformly atrocious with horribly miscast leads who sleepwalked through the entire thing and had zero chemistry.
>sleepwalked through the entire thing
Wtf does this even mean
The most miscast movie of all time.
If we are talking just lead actors, it's rivalled by John Carter. A really solid sci-fantasy action movie happens around that sullen frick but he drags it all down completely misplaying John.
Thats 1 actor, riana is also terrible in it, there were so many roles that needed to change in valerian
Good because Dane is on Cinemaphile, i like your move Dane
Dane if you're reading this, please consider a different career
It's down with LXG and Catwoman when it comes to bad comic book adaptations.
No. It definitely is not.
>trust me besson, I have just the actor to play your cool chad jock heartthrob character. this movie will be a big hit with him as your lead!
>fifth element for zoomers
Frig off Cara if you're going to post on here show us your flatties.
haters gonna hate
Just put it on.
>starts with Space Oddity
Um yeah I'm thinking based.
Lol so cute
Enjoy the visuals and action it's gonna be a comfy ride don't take it too seriously