Unironically what would you do in his situation?
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Unironically what would you do in his situation?
Unironically what would you do in his situation?
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Frick and eat everything on the island. Just like I do in my apartment.
I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation
be a island boy
jerk off onto Wilson's breasts
jerk off
dunno lol hbu?
Idk haha
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Chill the frick out, honestly it would be perfectly ideal. I would have made a shelter instead of the cave.
I spend the majority of the time on my own so this is like paradise for me.
A cave is superior in every way
doesn't he get an infection from a jagged rock in his little shitty cave?
No he performs dental surgery on hisself, and uses a rock in the cave to knock out an infected tooth
why didnt he just go to the dentist?
he kept putting it off because he was too focused on his job
He doesn't really knock the tooth out with a rock, he puts an ice skate up against his tooth and smacks it with the rock
that was in the water. Not the cave. A cave you light a fire and not worry about burning down the fricking shelter.
a cave is better than a shelter made out of sticks and leaves
Enjoy not eating delicious curries and kebabs loser
poorly attempt this, then break my ankle on a rocky incline and either starve to death or go all Survivor Type.
Probably fail to fish and die of hunger.
I'd most likely either starve to death or kill myself
spend my days honing my body and signalling small tourist vessels until I'm picked up, kill every man on board, drag every frickable woman back to my island, feed the men to my island pigs and wedge the boat's throttle to accelerate full speed away in the direct they were headed so my secret is never discovered
Holy based. I would slowly go mad and probably starve to death.
I'm a woefully impractical person with virtually no survival skills. My guess is I'd be dead Inna couple of weeks due to dehydration or perhaps drowning because my flimsily built raft collapses in the break waves and I'm too weak to swim back to land.
Collect 3x bamboo and build myself a beach hut, the rest comes naturally
how 2 open coconught
like this
build a raft
try to escape
>no tv
>no computer
>no fap material
there would be nothing to do
based fromis_9 gay
Wow what a beautiful insect
>fap material
kys coombrain
shocking to think about how quickly bulky glasses went from indicating a socially inept loser nerd to being the calling card of moronic socialite fashionistas
Asians have been doing that shit for decades
>Attempt to map out a basic survival plan and the best immediate course of action
>conclude that I can wait until tomorrow
>lie down and do nothing
>wake up freezing my ass off in the night
>continue to do nothing, now sleep deprived
>realize I've waited too long to look for water during the next day
>continue to do nothing
>become immobilized from cold, hunger and thirst
>die
try to survive but fail
assuming I could find enough food and water, I'd probably give it a couple months before killing myself
How would you have a nice day on a desert island? There's probably not any sufficient heights you could jump from
you can twist your own neck like its nothing
but dont try it, DO NOT
obsidian shard to the femoral artery
kill myself
I would probably shitpost all day.
I’d try to find water. If I did then next step would be a fire. Then I’d tryto find something to eat.
But I’d probably fail and die.
watched this when i was younger, the scene where he constructs a man sized doll so he can throw it from the cliff and test if it's high enough to die from falling really affected me. like if you jumped from that height would you die or just be seriously injured and die slowly in unbelievable agony for some indeterminate amount of time. i can't shake the feeling that seeing this changed my mind in some way and lead to the sheer debauchery and unrelenting gayness with which i conduct myself even to this day.
Why did he do that again? seems clear it would be fatal, eventually or immeditately
i agree there was basically no way for that test to prove what would happen if he jumped. maybe it's supposed to show his increasing desperation and impaired judgment.
i take that back it's more likely because the movie needed to show the audience in very blatant terms what he was considering doing. simply having a close up of his nervous face looking over the cliff and a reverse shot of how far away the ground is wasn't enough for a blockbuster film i guess.
Yeah I think your reaction as a kid is what they wanted despite the test having no practical use when he was quite practical throughout
yeah, i think you're right. it was shown that way so that kids would understand what he was considering. but that leads me to my next point: it's kind of interesting that a movie aiming for that kind of broad appeal over age demographics would even include that kind of suicidal gesture. would a movie made in the past decade get away with including something like that?
interesting, i don't remember a rope but i haven't seen the movie in quite a while.
Hahaha what's weird is that it's cut from the movie but it was on the VHS and theater release. Watched it the other day on prime and it wasn't in the movie.
just eat lobster/crab and become a fat pig so i don't have to keep finding food
build a bunch of shelters because there would be nothing else to do
make a shovel, dig a big hole to shit in, so my crap is not all over the island
collect leaves to wipe my ass
make a plate to eat off of, and make a wooden spoon or fork
learn to build a fire using a makeshift bow drill (so i know how to do it)
but how do you get water?
i always wondered about this. would you really wipe yer arse with leaves or just go for a quick swim. i mean the leaf option seems like it wouldn't help much, if anything you would scratch up your unfortunate ass. but on the other hand, if you went for a quick swim with a shiddy ass you might attract hungry sharks.
yeah but you don't want to shit where you get water to drink
also you don't want to shit all over the place because that will attract bugs (most likely flies)
i mean go to the beach for a quick swim, of course no one would shit in a closed water supply (or would they...). but you'd probably move further inland eventually so it might be too much to ask to walk to the shore with shiddy shid chafing in your shiddy ass every time you need to shid.
You would just shit in the ocean. Also if you shit while squating you get very little shit on your ass
>just eat lobster/crab and become a fat pig
Crustacean meat is incredibly lean protein. Your arteries would entirely fill in from ingesting 20x the cholesterol safety threshold before you managed to reach obesity.
this moron thinks eating cholesterol will go straight to your bloodstream and stay there forever. Okay boomer.
shut off the movie and do something else
goddamn i hate tom hanks
perfect my boat building skills
in the movie i don't even think he drank the water. it was salt water. he drank from those cocoanuts
he did that to start and built catches out of split trees to catch the rainwater, I think there were rainwater pools in the cave as well.
That ice skate was useful
drinking large amounts of coconut water gives you the shits
he'd be dead of coconut diarrhea inside a month
wasn't the point of the dummy to see if the rope would snap if he jumped off and tried to hang himself?
Yeah, here's the thing though. That scene is not in the movie anymore
yeah, I was just googling that to try and remind myself. only the scene where he returns to retrieve the rope remains.
unrelated: any idea how hard it'd be to make a fire piston? it seems like a better alternative to other firemaking methods but the amount of crafting required seems potentially too difficult.
>That scene is not in the movie anymore
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Call my mum to pick me up.
I need some survival kino now
i already seen white fang, alive, and I hate that garbage "into the wild" movie
>alive
mmmmm butt meat
arctic is good. A lot of survival films aren't particularly thorough
Alone in the Wilderness
>Survivorman
>Alone in the Wilderness like anon said, though that's more a hermit simulator documented by one extreme prepared man
>Happy People: A Year in the Taiga, a remote Siberian village surviving largely off the land and the most potent RETVRN TO TRADITION fuel in existence
have you seen the edge with anthony hopkins? it's a survival movie of sorts
die of hunger or thirst, no way would i be able to survive that
Sodomise a toddler that washed up dead on the beach then eat its ass fried.
Make a stupid decision and fricking die, like 95% of the rest of you.
>barely scrape by for a few days on coconuts
>fail to build a fire
>kill myself
Probably drown when the plane crashes
I'd ace this shit if it were me. I've watched Primitive Technology a hundred times already I'd know what to do.
you watched it, but you didn't memorize it and you didn't practice it, meaning you will forget everything about it since you rely on the internet to remember it.
i would consider writing my note in something that won't wash off in the first storm
Die.
Would spend so much time drawing i can draw uooohhhh around the island and fap all over it until my death.
make sandals out of reed or coconut coir instead of chopping baby shoes