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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jivi has been getting maimed A LOT this adventure. Like damn.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can't be a proper pirate without a few missing body parts.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's doing better than Duane, at least.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, but unlike Duane he can't hotswap with other people's parts

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe he can sweet-talk Emil into getting a nepotism prosthetic courtesy of Sonorie. She can afford it.

          Unrelated, but has anyone considered that Lemuel might not have "betrayed" Duane so much as chosen the only option he had? It might be the case that Duane was going to be killed no matter what - that actually seems likely - and Bastion approached him with a traitor's bargain of bringing him back to life in exchange for cooperation? I dunno, lot of holes in the idea. And I still don't know why he wanted Miki to be there. Maybe to witness a divine resurrection?

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the penis is an ankle biter
    Is this subtle metaphor about Starfish’s sexual preferences, or have I finally gone off the English Professor deep end?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is that a reference to fellow phallic monster enthusiast hr giger?

      Feels more like a classic movie monster reference to me

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ankle biters are kids though, not kiddy fiddlers.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sometimes a penis is just a graboid, anonymous.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is that a reference to fellow phallic monster enthusiast hr giger?

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Website comment:
    >Someone needs to buy Jivi a drink.

    >-Ashley
    Patreon comment:
    >Anyone ever seen Tremors? I love that movie.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are we getting the pymary equivalent of that basement scene?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dicks within dicks. Do you think the tongue dick has a smaller tongue dick like a series of Russian nesting dolls?

      Saw this cool anatomy illustration of the monster from that movie.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I always get Tremors mixed up with The Langoliers in my head, which is unfortunate because one is great and the other is laughable excrement... like a clown's overflowing colostomy bag.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Quigley keeps using pymary like he doesn't care, this is going to end badly. We already had a Checkov's gun with Jivi warning him, but the motherfricker just doesn't listen.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He made himself moronic in order to deal with the etalarche curse. He can't afford to think about anything other than getting to Matty ASAP.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    imagine the SMELL

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      medickstinks

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >blood
      >rotting bodies
      >unwashed dicks
      >burning flesh

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    only cope could draw a horror scene where everything is a dick trying to eat people alive and play it completely straight

    Does this technically count as wiener vore

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's sounding

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not yet.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I asked Cope for a refsheet of the khert twins and now I feel bad because I didn’t realize it might be a spoiler. Guess I’ll just use what we see in the comic and go from there.

    Also, dicks. Dicks everywhere.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if you think the bite is bad, wait until they start spitting

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gonna need a pymaric elephant gun

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      any proof elephants even exist in their world?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They're about as common as innate parrots.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Innate parrot is best lore

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            what was that again, some captcha thing?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              the product of people asking her just what sorts of creatures could work pymary on the ask blog

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >See, we trained this parrot to say "Heed me, Great Khert" and rited it as a joke
                Some Black Tongue, probably

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                100% black tongue behavior. Unfortunately Pymary Parrot was killed by the ravens living in Juste.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                it's just restin'

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              ashley can lizards work pymary
              >no you need to have a soul and be rited unless you're born an innate caster
              ashley could an animal use a pymaric
              >if it could form the recognizable mouth words
              ashley could a parrot work pymary if it was born with a soul and was an innate caster
              >this is very silly

              it was all over the course of a few weeks on her blog. now we have innate parrot

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Innate parrot got mentioned on the blog semi-recently, too.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I see dicks make for a slow thread? xD

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well Sette's-peehole-condescending-subject-matter-expert-anon who thought one of the dicks was an upside down vegana on friday has gone unusually quiet.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But anon, I wasn't posting last thread, there's more than one moron in the world

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's just a continuation of the action scene, so there's not really anything new to discuss

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >People demonstrably lust after Sette the most.
    Didn't know we are people

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is Cope. She's not just going by quasi-shitpost 'SETTE FEET' posts on Cinemaphile, but probably also on her deliberately browsing the porn to see what people are getting up to.

      Personally, I prefer Elka.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm kinda into e-girl, but don't really get the Sette thing, she's a smelly, annoying gremlin

        From Unsounded characters I wish there was something of Vienne tbh to satiate my autistic nerd hard-on

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I can't spank it to characters I feel like I "know" too well. Just feels weird to me. Elka is just the one I consider most attractive.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like when Duane gets really mad, but not mad enough to go incoherent, and gets especially vulgar with his insults. Like when he threatened to smear Ricker like 'the fetid emission your drunk father pissed in your hired mother.'

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will this be the last time starfish comes back?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Starfish is already dead, so I don't know if his soul fragments can be so easily removed from the silver without seriously injuring it again.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        True just feels like he's been brought back like 2-3 times now lol

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          When else did he get brought back?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Right after he got killed we saw him get rezzed by the silver and now I suppose so twice

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