Unsounded

In which a level 20 thief shows off her epic mount.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It is much too early in the chapter for that to even begin to work, Knock.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Knock presumably has recovered her full hitpoints by now so we need an entire chapter to beat her down again.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The fact that we have Quigley but no Matty has me worried.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Matty's fine. Starfish is watching him.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Should be fine, Matty's gotta be within shouting distance of Ua-son of a b***h.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Why the frick would Quigley be here he's gotta chase after Mat-
          >he actually is right there
          homie WHAT THE FRICK ARE YOU DOING WHERE'S YOUR SON homie

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >In which a level 20 thief shows off her epic mount.
    While holding its head on, just in case.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sette's gang looking strong. A now fully fledged attack zombie, a roid-rage freak and a homosexual emo-ponce. Not to mention Boo. Silver b***hes better watch out.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Man, how'd that thing even GET legs

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Probably from the other people it has absorbed.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >do you, um, have cancer? please say no
    >Just a little skin cancer on my leg. They cut it off last week, all better.
    So how do we ensure Ashley lives long enough to finish all of Unsounded and retire comfortably afterwards?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Subscribe to her Patreon and tell her to wear some gosh-darned sunscreen because she lives in florida for godssake

      I will say that a little skin tag cancer isn't that unusual at her age. I once had to have one cut off my labia and I was only 23, and I don't even have being Floridian with access to a beach to excuse it. Most of them are pre-cancerous or just irregular, so you cut them off early and they never get to actually become a problem. As long as Ashley is seeing a dermatologist regularly, she's probably good.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I once had to have one cut off my labia
        Jesus Christ

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        G-guys have labias?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Did you pass high school bio?

          No, anon, they don’t.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OMG YOU GET OFF YOUR ASS AND DO SOMTHING ANYTHING QUIGS

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So I take it Duane's head still isn't quite stable-y attached?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, he’s afraid it’ll snap off. Not sure he has a convenient way to re-secure it with pymary.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dead kids and we're only just getting started!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's not dead yet anon.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm gonna do an unarmed attack against the dump truck sized fish monster
    I fricking hate monk players

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Knock is pure barbarian. She's also a moron

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I’m no DND expert but I don’t think Knock is a monk by any stretch of the definition

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just hit it in one of the many eyes that probably don't feel anything.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I’m no DND expert but I don’t think Knock is a monk by any stretch of the definition

      https://www.d20pfsrd.com/classes/hybrid-classes/brawler/

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So I'm guessing he took the solidity aspect from the gound beneath ithe monster's foot. I wonder where he'll dump it, or if he will just re-solidify the ground to trap it?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He did do just that, put the solidity back to trap its legs.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You just now Duane will lose his head in the worst case scenario this chapter.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Father daughter goals

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Little Ssael with his little lion.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >afraid it's going to snap off
      It seems based on the way magic works that either the damage should be totally fixable or totally permanent. It doesn't seem like the damage is going to "heal" per se... I wonder if this is "all in Duane's head" or if this is going to be a persistent problem for the rest of his unlife?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        he's dead, so his body doesn't heal, but as long as he's got the right parts in the right locations he can move em around. hence him stealing what's his name's leg in the ethelmik hotel way too many chapters around
        it's just gonna be a question of getting a new head or attaching this one firmly to the body

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >hence him stealing what's his name's leg in the ethelmik hotel
          What? Duane hasn't been harvesting parts. The pieces of himself that he's replaced are artificial, like his tongue.

          That guy in the hotel, he ate.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >That guy in the hotel, he ate.
            Yes, and then ran off with his leg, to replace the busted one he'd been complaining about the whole book up to that point.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >That guy in the hotel, he ate.
              Yeah everything but the legs.

              I see no evidence Duane replaced his legs with those. We saw his skellington legs and feet in the river, they weren't fresh.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Count the legs of the corpse on every page.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'll be honest with you man, Ashley forgot.
                That, or Duane core leeches the flesh off it to avoid rot and generally to keep his body more consistent.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                ...so you think he just chopped a leg off and took it with him for no reason?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He switched out the legs, anon.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                you are unnecessarily stubborn my dude

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >sette finally realizes she has no breasts.tiff

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Part of his daily routine is drying his flesh and removing bugs. He mummifies himself basically

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >That guy in the hotel, he ate.
            Yeah everything but the legs.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ashley said that this wasn't the first time that hid head have been removed. He might just not have had enough time to fix it considering how fast everything have escalated

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