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>unzips
>deep breath
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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    To be fair to Vito Finn does look like he’d have a big dick.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I kind of look like Finn

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Do you have a big dick?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i-it's average h-haha

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I guess there goes that theory. I only got the impression just from his facial features and being so wiry

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hey Shaggy. Grab a bucket and some Lysol, scrub off my tires.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why did they have a construction site on Geonosis? i thought the show was supposed to take place in New Jersey.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sounded like a rancor pissing in there

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        heh

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lmao, le heckin great meme! I've seen this on Reddit!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        cool, go back

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        reddit??????
        reddit??!!??????
        its was on fricking REDDIT?!?!??!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >do I fit in yet, fellow Cinemaphileners??

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You talk about these guys like it's an anthropology class, but the truth is, they bring certain modes of conflict resolution from all the way back in the old planet, from the poverty of the Tattooine, where all higher authority was corrupt.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Must have heard the deep sound comin' down from Bobby Peru.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick would Vito look up when he’s blowing someone? The dumbest fricking thing would to get up if you heard something or the pitcher says something. Stay down and ask him if the coast is clear

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That security guard caused a mob war by not following bro code.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i love you johnny cakes

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pork chops and vinegar peppers
      >cranks cheek

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you gotta wait for dat

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick was Johnny Cakes attracted to Vito?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gay men are the only people on the planet attracted to fat men

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Women on twitter keep saying they want guys with dad bods and guts now

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Dad bod isn’t the same as obese, it’s a lot closer to skinny fat really. Or it’s just decent shape with a belly

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          their idea of a "dad bod" is like Chris Hemsworth lmao they're lying

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Chris Hemsworth did have a giant gut in End Game didn’t he?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              pretty sure it was just a prosthetic gut

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They just mean Chad without a six pack

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            [...]

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That was a small ass town, he'd probably packed the fudge of every available finook already hehehe

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you could probably just ask "how was anyone attracted to Vito?"

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I had a really fat co-worker who was divorced with a kid. One day he left early with an illness or something and he didn’t lock his computer. An intern popped on there to look something and it was on his personal email which was just hundreds of responses to Craigslist posts looking for man on man action

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Power bottom

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It makes as much sense to be gay for fat men as being gay at all - none, they all are homosexual ass cornholing wienersuckers
      THEY SHOULD FRICKING DIE

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    One time I was stuck in a car and unable to pee. Worst I had to pee in my fricking life that it was painful and once I finally got to the toilet it just trickled out for like five minutes straight. For some reason I got zero pressure flowing. What was that all about?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Your bladder isn't a balloon that fills up then bursts, if you don't urinate it gets recycled again -- this isn't the best for your liver/kidneys as the filtered out impurities are being filtered again... but you'll be fine.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What? That’s not true at all. If you can’t urinate your body starts to bloat because there’s too much fluids. I don’t know what happens if it gets left untreated.

        t. worked in a hospital for a while and had a guy come in bloated as frick who hadn’t peed in a few days and they put a catheter in him and he expelled over 2L of fluid in an hour and eventually went back to normal size.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I always thought that pretzel stick looked good

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think Finn ever heard about Vito disappearing?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, he frickin ratted on him right to Tony, then realised he didn't have to worry about him anymore.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah but he talked to Meadow and was terrified at the idea of Vito getting killed over it.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Was Vito going to rape, frick, or kill Finn at the game?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was just a date!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He was going to let Finn murder his greasy, deli meat scented butthole and then smile at him and ask "am I tighter than Meadow? teehee"

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i think he was going to basically threaten him and bribe him. he knew he couldn't touch the kid because he was dating Meadow

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