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How much energy and resources are wasted to produce this show? Maybe start there.
shut the frick up nazi, nobody gives a frick you pretend to be evil.
you're a failure who is scared to say those things in public because you are a little b***h.
and that's exactly where you belong.
i guarantee i could easily rape you in a 1 on 1 confrontation. mommy can't save your hole now, little boy.
gayest thing I've read on Cinemaphile all night, please close your browser and shut down your computer and turn off the socket outlet
gay
You'll learn to love it lil buck
most alpha thing I've read on Cinemaphile all night, please open your browser and go to Cinemaphile and start a new thread
>nazi
If this isn’t bait (which it is) you’re a gigasperg. I can and have stated what I said in my post
irl nearly verbatim. This isn’t a right or left issue, it’s a humanity vs the machine issue.
Nothing of value would be lost if The John Oliver Show and all of its imitators were cancelled.
[Current Year] Tonight with Limey Frick
On today’s show:
>why national sovereignty is so passé
>toddlers are being given reverse sex hormones — here’s why that’s a good thing
>Dolan Glormpfth dumb
>when you try to troll but you're shit at it
wut those anons didn't said anything controversial or particularly insulting, where the frick do you live?
Settle down John Oliver
>shut the frick up nazi, nobody gives a frick you pretend to be evil.
>you're a failure who is scared to say those things in public because you are a little b***h.
>and that's exactly where you belong.
shut the frick up nazi, nobody gives a frick you pretend to be evil.
you're a failure who is scared to say those things in public because you are a little b***h.
and that's exactly where you belong.
I'm tired of the constant baiting on this site, is it really that fun for you homosexual?
why are zoomers like this?
they grew up with influencers and youtubers always telling them how to feel and what to think, it's unironically this. not one thought of their own
reddit
let bug eyed britbong is here to tell you it's time to go extinct yt boi
He doesn't look like one, and he has a 'first name last name', weird.
this is true in places that have a tangible shortage of water. the colorado river is at it's lowest levels in like 100 years or something.
maybe instead of shoving people into pods and forcing them to eat like peasants and give up their hobbies, we could do something about our massive immigrant surplus population in the region?
immigration has nothing to do with the natural degradation of bodies of water. If a river is going to disappear it is going to disappear. People that rely on a naturally receding source of water need to either move or change their water habits.
were consuming so much water because weve overpopulated the region by impüorting half of mexico
Fricking stuuuuuipid
Fricking reeeeeetard
Everything exists just to justify you’re fricking STUUUUUPID moronic BULLSHIT
Is this the power of taco intellectuals?
Im against immigration but you are a brain dead moron if you actually believe that
>more people won’t hurt the environment
Always funny to see the left so these mental twists
Then you should be pro choice right?
Depends on what race it is
I'm a conservative. You don't need 50 golf courses in the middle of arizona drawing water from the colorado.
This is unironically what they think
>the world needs less people due to climate change
>except we need to import millions of immigrants
>but white people need to stop having children
>white people need to use less energy to combat climate change
>but China doesn't need to change anything
>or India
Why are they like this?
Nobody is like this. It's a boogeyman in your head fed by people who wish for your attention only. You have been spun and weaved by social media lies, and gladly accept it as a reality.
It's the cycle they gymnastics through when one of their shitty ideas hits its logical conclusion.
>I LIKE IMMIGRATION BECAUSE I'M NOT RACIST
>I WANT TO FIGHT CLIMATE CHANGE BECAUSE I'M A GOOD PERSON
>(These 2 things conflict with each other)
>(The ~~*media*~~ realizes this and gives the solution to them by solving both problems at once)
>IMMIGRATION IS FINE WE JUST NEED TO REDUCE THE NUMBER OF WHITE PEOPLE
>CHINA AND INDIA CAN POLLUTE AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE THAT YOU'RE RACIST
Literally children.
You still haven't explained how human migration increases the net population.
>bring in a bunch of poor smelly mexicans
>pay them more than $1.00 / day
>they have more kids
wow that was hard.
IC. And do you have proof that Mexicans left in Mexico have less children?
Because "teh whites" are certainly having less kids in that same rich environment, and now no one can find people to stock the shelves or clean the toilets.
>t. seething liberal homosexual who doesn't understand cause and effect
Are you drawing a correlation between immigration and dwindling birth rates in your own (presumed) demographic? Do you have anything to support such a hypothesis?
In fact, given the birth rates of 1st world countries as a whole, it would seem to suggest that moving the Mexicans to a 1st world country would reliably result in less net Mexicans.
That's a bit of a strawman:
>I support widespread contraceptives and woman's rights all over the world. This will naturally result in a lower population
> I want people to have children that they want and that are taken care of
>China and India are big polluters. Perhaps we can work with them to develop viable alternatives. Because climate change is a global issue, we all have to try working together
>Ultimate goal is sustainability and stability
>migration creates more net people
Please explain this to me.
This is the strawman liberal you've invented in your head. You're like the guy I met at the bar recently who overheard me discussing climate change and literally immediately saw me as this same caricature and started running through this same list of arguments that's been repeated enough times people who prefer simplistic understandings of the world and large groups of people confidently believe this is their standard "opponent". Guy just couldn't conceive that yes, someone who believes climate change is real and a threat also supports strong borders, gun rights, thinks China and India are indeed a huge part of the equation...nope, believe in climate change, you're that wojack bugman npc from my excessive online time
It's very concerning, those type of people. It's like those dogs that were trained to slobber at the sound of a bell.
Projecting leftist cultist.
How so?
what percentage of Californians were born out of America?
Even if they don't use a disproportionate amount of water it's a sizeable
> More people means more buildings
> Cement is made with water
> Less water to drink due to building Beaner homes
You people aren't even trying anymore.
Where's all of the water going?
Space?
California crops
Water can't reach escape velocity.
Are you all moronic? You think the desert is going to magically have more water as the population continues to explode?
You're all so wrapped up in your liberal persecution complex that you just automatically line up against anything this dude says.
Even if you pretend all water use is just what's contained in a human body (approx. 15 gal), then compare Las Vegas in 1900 - 330 gallons of water, to Las Vegas today - 9,675,000 gallons of water. This is water that's continuously out of the ecosystem. Not to mention all the other shit being built, pools, golf courses, etc. If any over you have travelled through the American southwest you know this shit is gonna be a problem.
Just build desalination plants off the coast and get water from the ocean like they do in Australia. Oh wait, that would be a practical solution so the government will never entertain the idea.
That wouldn't solve anything. It would just kick the can down the road.
>desalination plants
>burn 100 gallons of oil to make a few gallons of water
SMART!
You're an idiot. It's literally a renewable energy that other countries utilize.
80% of the water used in CA is by corporations. You taking a 3 minute shower or ripping all the grass out of the ground won't do a thing.
It's almost like the majority of California is desert.
Yet we're still somehow a giant producer of almonds.
Because you have out state water pumped in.
you dump enough water into the Sahara you could make it a giant producer of Almonds too
keep draining out the ground water to grow Almond juice and it will be the Sahara.
farmers bad
tech sector good
we can eat twitter. We can build houses out of Google. We can power our houses with Uber. We don't need farmers, lumber industry or oil extraction in California anymore it's 2022
I don't hate farmers, however we should be asking about intensive water usage in crops and other areas as water is rapidly running out. That is a valid conversation.
Almonds are a luxury crop, they aren't necessary for food, even lactose intolerant have milk alternatives.
Almonds shouldn't be almost as cheap as peanuts. Fruit, vegetables, anything would be more water efficient than tree nuts.
almonds are practically tasteless to begin with, why grow them in the first place?
I do the military shower. 1/2 gallon bucket to lather then turn on the shower to rinse. I still feel like I'm not getting as clean as I would standing under the shower for 5+ minutes regardless how long I scrub.
I take hot 30 minute showers because I can
You will own nothing, we will own everything. You’ll rent it from us.
You will eat grasshopper protein isolate, we will eat filet mignon, champagne and caviar.
You have to pay $69/gallon for gasoline to drive to your $15/hr job, we’ll fly around in private helicopters and jets.
Isn’t progress great?
okay samegay
wrong idiot
>he's still samegayging
get over yourself
Literally proves nothing but whatever dude
"proof proves nothing"
k gay
Black personhomosexual autist detected. You think I listed all of that shit out because I believe it’s a good thing?
>isn’t progress great?
Was clearly facetious
Yeah and you'll do frick all about it. Rise up and eat the rich, coward.
if you say so.
I thought corporations were a Good thing because they tweeted about BLM and gay sex so they were #theresistance
it's the left that is pushing for higher corporate taxes, not the right.
liberals are so easy to bamboozle, its pathetic
In hindsight, this whole "Occupy Wallstreet" really, REALLY fricked us up royally? Culturally I mean - Political Correctness was already well established since the early 90s, but this single event just boosted this whole cultural-marxist movement like a decade or two ahead because a bunch of elites panicked a bunch of plebs tried to go for them.
It's really fricking scary what these people are capeable of. They managed to almost entirely destroy the west's cultural and civic cohesion in LESS THAN A DECADE. What a fricking swamp.
accurate
I am fine with putting away race and other differences and 'uniting' but that's hard when the far right fantasizes about killing you daily.
poor bait, troony
YWNBAW
C'mon dude, talk like a human. You can't deny the hard right has an entire kill list, hard to work with people like that.
the only one who is going to kill you is yourself, mate
stop taking drugs, don't dilate. save yourself
I'm not a trans person. Is this a meme or do I assume everyone who says anything you don't like is a communist/trans person?
frick off newbie atroturfer
Meanwhile, the left:
>we need to kill everyone who isn't a communist
>bombs congress 40 years ago
No democrat politician has ever said this. Where are you getting this impression from?
Yes, they have killed a ton of people. I am not a communist, why are you trained to assume I am?
>....*lies*
Has this ever worked on anyone, Satan?
Not lying bro. What could I even be possibly lying about? The only statement I made is regarding the democrat politician statement, and if you provide proof to me that I am wrong I will accept it.
I'm just convinced most people do not want dialogue.
And you're correct, we want to kill you. now regroup to discord you marxist troony homosexual
I know. There was just some guy (either clueless or pretending to be) saying that was not the case and all the divineness post-Wall street protests came from the left. But I think most rational, honest people understand the threat of violence from the far-right.
1945
>....*lies*
frick. off.
What have I lied about?
The far right is mostly reactionary. "Don't tread on me." They're conservatives, they only want to hang onto what they have
You may be conflating conservatives (who are reactionary) with fascists (revolutionary centrists). The biggest political opponents of the NSDAP were conservatives. Same situation now, really. Conservatives (Shapiro, Hannity, etc) just want to grift and gatekeep.
The outbreak of violence in WWII was caused primarily by Churchill acting on behalf of banking cartels interests. Stop victim blaming.
Did Polish soldiers attack that German radio station?
Poland’s PM had a backdoor deal with Churchill to never negotiate with Germany in good faith. (as Churchill wanted war with Germany) If the previous Polish PM from a few months earlier hadn’t have died, world history could be very different.
>1945
Nazis were literally far-left.
>t. Dinesh tier moron
Fascism is authoritarian centrism.
How so? They were extremely hierarchical and supremacist, opposite of idealist egalitarian leftism.
>egalitarian
That's racist now. Equitarian or you're a nazi.
>supremacist
not really
It's insane how hard the israelites fought to twist the narratives around Nazi Germany. Even to this day you can't discuss the topic in a civilized matter without some sperg trying to shitfling the whole debate into pandemonium. Goes to show the conflict was never really over and we're still fighting the same war our grandfathers did.
National SOCIALISTS.
Ring a bell, newbee?
Socialist regimes never had a list of undesireables, right?
Stalin or Mao never killed anyone.
Why did they feel threatened anyway? It was just a bunch of disenfranchised stutends and hipster youths holding up some signs. It's not they were ever going to storm their precious well-guarded personal homes and hang them in the streets. Most activism dies out naturally extremely quickly anyway.
We never had racial cohesion, at least not society-wide. It's always been a power struggle.
1. Race relations where demonstrably better in the 80s, until gangsta rap showed up, George Carlin and PC culture.
2. No but daily life wasn't hyper politicized. 2012 marked the beginning of "identity politics" and my point was how fricking easily diverted a people can be by a fake cause.
Better in what sense? Everyone was still paranoid about race then
According to the ADL, America was 95% white then, so there's that.
>In hindsight, this whole "Occupy Wallstreet" really, REALLY fricked us up royally?
Other way around. When they introduced oppression olympics and progressive stack to Occupy WS, it imploded.
You don’t own anything right now, what the frick are you even talking about?
how would you know what I own brainlet? In any case, what is your point? Of all the things to white knight for, you chose the global power structure lmao. What a bootlicking cuckold
I mean you should be using less water for dumb shit.
>RICH WHITE PEOPLE BAD!
>EXCEPT ME IM ONE OF THE GOOD RICH WHITE PEOPLE BECAUSE IM NOT RACIST
Every clip I see of this guy is him flipping off someone or saying "FRICK __________". How do you get a show when you can't even articulate your thoughts beyond cursing and flipping people off that you don't like? Better yet, who, outside of Reddit, actually watches this show?
Because that sort of positive reinforcement mantra is literally and exactly what leftwing people want in their entertainment.
look how small and feminine his hands are
Why the hell would you come online and defend the honor of fricking At&T? I can't even imagine something more cucked than that besides defending EA or Bank of America. Fricking hell John might be a twat, but these companies have been fricking you over your whole life.
Because the logic of those 80 IQ chuds is
Librul critisizes X > X is therefore based and redpilled amirite fellow manly conservative men
>calling others low IQ while unironically using “chud”
He doesn't want to remove the regulation in telecommunications and increase competition and allow new competitor's to eat the market share of shitty firms
He wants the telecomms to bend to political will, like removing disinformation about hunters laptop
Name an industry where deregulation has increased competition (besides letting cheap foreign alternatives into your national market).
Name an industry that has even been deregulated
Banking, Energy, Airlines were given the right to regulate THEMSELVES, all of it ended disastrously.
>Name an industry that has even been deregulated
>names three that still have regulations
lmao moron
De-regulation =/= has no regulations whatsoever.
Banks were deregulated to a significant degree and 2008 happened to them. They got more regulations on them (which they are trying to erode so they can 2008 the taxpayers again for a fast buck).
Banking never got deregulated though
It got 20 pages out of 1000 removed with Glass-Steagall, and has 2000 more added since.
Banking healthcare and housing are 3 of the highest regulated sectors and the most expensive. America doesn't have free market healthcare. it has crazily regulated healthcare where you need to get permission from competitors to build a new hospital or ambulance service
Healthcare in particular has the exact regulations it bought directly from Congress, it's regulations do nothing for it's customers. They fought like heroes to prevent Obama from putting regulations on them that would actually help.
I don't consider it "regulation" if the rules are what you picked yourself and what you were intending to do anyway.
It’s almost as though “regulations” are about maintaining profits above all else, and not giving skydiving lessons to alcoholic immigrant midgets or whatever shit you’re worried about
radio, television
Radio and televisions are examples of brand-new alternatives arising, not deregulation creating competition.
Airlines. Thanks Carter
Its a mixed bag with airlines, deregulation created cheaper fares, but now you have an industry that was doing it's own safety, but fortunately only killed hundreds of brown people before someone notice.
Do you prefer the part of air travel that is run by the government, the TSA?
https://professional-troublemaker.com/2012/03/08/breaking-tsa-threatens-mainstream-media-not-to-cover-story/
TSA has nothing to do with air travel, it has everything to do with Durka-Jihadists and homegrown loonies.
Oh and drug trafficking. In fact it's mainly drug trafficking.
How moronic are you to think that he was defending ATT? He’s saying that Oliver is just as wealthy and a piece of shit as the people he’s trying to vilify for being wealthy and manipulative
>USE LESS WATER!
Perhaps
>stop playing golf, get rid of your yard, eat bugs
No.
We're unironically fricking up the planet.
and those who frick it up the most dont care
pro tip
its not the poor population
off shoring that pollution to India and China and whatever African country they're getting rare earth minerals from doesn't solve things. It's just out of sight out of mind. Somehow banning lightbulbs in America reduces pollution in India.
>God is…LE BAD
>stop playing golf
Actually a good idea.
I do wish humans would stop putting pleasure over the future
the pleasure of real americans who work for it is earned. instead of asking hard working high value people to stop enjoying what they earned why dont we stop thiird worlders from breeding like rabbits
great lakes chads report in
Holland Michigan standing by
>blocks your path
All hail the new king of late night
Solution: kill all humans and start anew
how about we start with all the hilariously water inefficient farming we do in california?
>stop playing golf
Ah, there's that wealthy conservative peeking through the mask.
I'm geniunly curious how the world will look in 100 years. All this is not sustainable at all. And no, we're not going to Mars, this is it.
Unironic resource wars and basedlet green
the world will be fine. most of the ENVIORNMENTAL, and i say that and not climate, because climate is a hoax. the enviornmental problems are caused by regional overpopulation.
you can't even type environmental, you'll be one of the first to go
You can't even understand how rage inducing is the fact that in any political decision my vote and your vote have the same value.
cumskins are just freaking out because they have come to the realization that their time is up and the future belongs to everyone, not just those entitled whiny shits. we will be fine.
Cumskins are remembering how much better the English-speaking internet was before non-white non-Americans flooded in and made everything basic, dumb, predictable and boring. You people ruin e v e rrrrrrr y thing, deadweight filler presence.
We didn't take turns existing. "Our time" was your time too, your ancestors just didn't do much. If your people take over white countrues, they'll just end up looking like brown countries once white people aren't in charge.
Lul stfu subhuman, we'll probably just genocide you and be done with it.
Just imagine this but a hundred years worse.
Why do I find this guy so extremely off-putting? There's just something about him...
He's british and his whole show is based on making the audience his online crusaders
The problem isn't about using less or more water is about throwing contaminant to the water because it will be more difficult to make drinkable.
But saying this is a good way to make ecologist follow them I guess
water can't be created or destroyed. where's it all going? why's it my problem if i use them same amount as i always did?
Now try eating only your shit and drinking nothing but your piss and see how long you survive.
All the wealthiest people are trying to buy up all the water/ access to water. They are also trying to copyright generic food (like beef and milk) This has nothing to do with scarcity
i dont think its that unreasonable to suggest we shouldnt have non native grass lawns and golf courses in the middle of the desert.
But anon that's socialism or something, think of the abortions and guns or whatever!!!
golf courses typically pay for their water. Does he bring that up? Don't watch his disinfo.
thats not really the issue. the issue is that there is a finite and declining amount of water and them paying doesnt fix that.
Yeah it does, it creates the incentive for people to figure out how to get more water.
there's no real money in producing or providing actual goods and services anymore. it's all about gaming markets and moving numbers around to make more cash for billionaires or monetizing the internet
Where's the water going?
Large amounts of terrestrial freshwater (drinkable) runs into the ocean (not drinkable.
Water evaporates from oceans leaving salt behind and can replenish terrestrial freshwater sources.
If humans use freshwater sources faster than they are replenished, the stored amount drops.
Simple as that, you "gotcha with my simplistic logic" b***h
Why doesn't California stop the water from going out to sea? do smelts matter more than People?
It's me, I'm drinking it all
You know the casinos in Las Vegas have no problem getting water. why didn't California build desalination plants?
>You know the casinos in Las Vegas have no problem getting water
https://www.usnews.com/news/business/articles/2022-04-30/vegas-water-intake-now-visible-at-drought-stricken-lake-mead
Not every town and city has the money resources of a national theme-park to truck in water.
Not watching the video but I'm surprised he didn't take this week to sperg out more about women needing to drive an extra hour to inject neurotoxins into their kids' brains.
it literally rains from the sky lmao
Frick Californians, I hope they dehydrate.
GOING HOME AND TAKIN A BLOODY SHOWER? MIGHT AS WELL JUST TAKE A FLAMETHROWER TO THE NEAREST RAINFOREST
>crowd takes knee in recognition of the BIPOC that would effect while cheering wildly
If water was taxed, these goobers would be shrieking that we don't use enough.
>muh golf
CA on fire 7 months out of the year.
Running out of drinkable water.
Why are we against climate change again?
Maybe California shouldn't waste all its water growing fricking almonds then
No but really stop playing golf. They're wastes of water and clear cut forests.
Hey Commiefornia, how about you fricking use some goddamn nuclear power to desalinate water instead being a literal parasite of the states around you? You can dump the brine in Death Valley or even sift through it for rare metals.
Look I’m all for nuclear power but you understand the moronation of building nuclear sites in an earthquake prone state right
You don't understand how safe gen3+ reactors are. They also make buildings on springs if you want, too.
It's like safeguards in airlines where it's highly unlikely anything will go wrong but you're buttfricked if it does
Japan outside of the northernmost/southernmost parts was this close to being deserted, if it weren't for a skeleton crew working overtime in exchange for guaranteed death. I'm sure the land of pumpkin spice lattes and hybrid SUVs and IG addiction is full of people like that if shit hits the fan
Honestly golf courses should be turned into affordable housing, much better use of space
Id rather have a bunch of fat white dudes in golf carts around than thugs
California cries about drought every year and does absolutely nothing to fix it. The entire state is bordered by the ocean and they refuse to build desalination plants
The funniest thing is there is 100% enough water to go around in California, they just pretend there's not because harvesting it would further endanger a species of useless, completely unremarkable minnows.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delta_smelt
>Water, water, everywhere,
And all the Caligays did shriek;
Water, water, everywhere,
And not a drop to drink
Yes California can die for all I care. You should have a yard absolutely but understand people have fricked up with how the grass should be taken care of.
How about we just nuke California, New York, and Israel instead?
That can cut the water users by a small margin.
Stop growing shitty cash crops like almonds
Stop living in a densely packed city in the desert
Stop watching this show
Why not just stop importing immigrants?
Wasting water to make golf greens pristine for wealthy boomers is a huge waste, yes.
This is the future and here's why that's great!
Lawns are a psyop to waste money, time and water. Just grow plants that are native to your climate...
No.
no drinky water, just eat bug then get excited to consume next bug and dont forget to take your meds sweaty
I am praying for the destruction of C*lifornia and all life contained within its borders as well as all "people" who have moved out of C*lifornia to another state.
Based and genocide pilled.
Just use Nuclear Energy.
Have we really come to the point that we straight up deny reality? Places are becoming deserts all over the world and the first thing that comes to your mind are the fricking immigrants from shitholes coming to california? You took this sites too seriously, get help
Lmao it's truly incredible to see, isn't it? Cinemaphile and other media has warped their minds to see literally everything through a political lens, even the irrefutably decreasing potable water to population ratio.
Either we'll get luck with technology/innovation fixes and they'll get to keep living reasonably comfortably like buttholes. Or they'll keep recontextualizing everything to fit their preformed narratives until maybe it's there town/state/country that doesn't have enough water for everyone
low IQ third world overpopulation only make every environmental issue worse. It’s absolutely relevant.
From a global perspective and in regards to assigning blame, sure it's relevant. From a local policy and individual decision making perspective, not really, unless you're specifically talking strong borders to prevent having to share dwindling resources with an even larger local population
Well, golf courses and yards realy are absurd ways to waste water
Reminder that NWO is basically Leftwing and goal is communism
>inb4 muh real communism
Destroying golf courses and executing all golfers would be a net positive for the world
t. seething poorgay
Elon isn't going to let you on his moon base bro
I am an environmentalist. That's why I'm in favor of genociding all nonwhites at least in the anglosphere and Europe, if not the entire world. It's fricking moronic that leftists can be both environmentalist and in favor of bringing shitskins from the third world to the first world.
>all this golf seething
lol cry about it, poorgays
heh..these propagandists are all gonna get thrown in a meat grinder soon
there are thousands of eyewitness reports and hundreds of hours of video of pollworkers fudging numbers but sure "no evidence"
Oh jesus fricking christ this schizobabble again. Find one reputable source and bring it to the media. One single real case of voter fraud that would have overturned a single thing.
literally look it up
Bro just look it up. Trust me Bro it's real. I personally hid 1000's of votes in the bathroom stalls, i called it a upper electorate.
Joe Biden underperformed Hillary’s numbers in every county except four. Those counties were the biggest blue counties in PA, MI, AZ, and GA.
thats not true
Sure is
this goof has not changed one thing in the decade he's been on the air
>zero evidence
The truth is in the middle troon
The Leftwing ideology as a whole has been slowing taking over the West for lack of a better word, and they have their tentacles and ideologues in every institution. It goes a bit more deeper than that
However, they are still (begrudgingly) human and they are fallible. Also its part of the Democrats and Establishment's plan to have everything fall apart
>Oh jesus fricking christ this schizobabble again. Find one reputable source and bring it to the media. One single real case of voter fraud that would have overturned a single thing.
I'm ok with people using water for golf courses, crops, washing their cars
I'm not ok with people using drinkable freshwater for golf courses, crops and washing their cars.
We use water for stupid shit? Sure. But do we NEED to use treated waters for stupid shit? No we don't.
We need infrastructure to move out greywater for that shit, instead of getting more infrastructure to treat drinkable water and using all the same pipe system for everything.
You can literally flush your toilet with seawater, there's 321,003,271 cubic miles of sea water, you don't need to use the one that you can drink up.
The problem is we use the same pipes for everything.
Just for that post i'm gonna turn on all my faucets and go to bed
this thread is full of morons, don't even bother. nice post.
Smart post
What are you afraid of?
it's a /misc/ thread on Cinemaphile, it is filled with legitimate morons, trolls and autists that think they are doing the lords work.
>it's a /misc/ thread on Cinemaphile, it is filled with legitimate morons, trolls and autists that think they are doing the lords work.
You have to go back.
100%. just because we have done something one way doesn't mean it should continue.Drinking Water is our most valuable resource and we throw it around to keep up appearances. Total waste.
Is that what he said or what you heard?
Its what he meant
STOP STANDING UPRIGHT, USING TOILETS, AND I SWEAR... IF I HEAR ONE OF YOU SPEAKING IN COMPLETE SENTENCES.... ME PROTEST MOST FERVENT!!!
I hate this bongBlack person like you wouldn't believe
Building a golf course on literal desert is moronic, though.
>but [current year]
Vote democrat!
He's right.
The American west is becoming a desert and people need to change their expectations on how life should be. If you choose to live in an arid desert, don't whine about not being able to have golf courses and waterparks. If you don't like it, you can live on the other side of the mississippi - the part of the country that isn't a desert. Stop expecting to live like people do in Vermont when you're in Utah. They're not the same place. You choose to live in a desert, act like you live in a desert.
frick yards and golf. fake ass brit shit.
I really like the information of his show but I fricking hate his humor. I don't think he ever told a single quip or joke I found funny.
Why would you like the information? Its all spin and lies
>Californians
>40 million people living in a desert
>Gee, why isn't there enough water?
>Let us steal water from your state.
We should kick them out of the union and reroute all the rivers.
>stop playing golf
Is there anything stupider than building a shit ton of golf courses that require a shit ton of water in a fricking desert?
theres alot of things stupider
https://inhabitat.com/dubai-builds-worlds-longest-indoor-ski-slope-in-the-desert/
importing hordes of low iq migrants to leech off welfare, drive up housing costs and eat up scarce resources in the desert
yeah, that's pretty dumb
The subject of Seinfeld came up when a colleague (fellow psychologist) and I were discussing politics a few months ago. Although we were both in agreement regarding the general shitlib inanity of the NBC show, my friend was surprised when I explained that the real insidiousness of it is its unmistakably hypnotic structure and pacing.
I ended up pulling up an episode or two off of Netflix to show her what I meant. All of the segments I've ever seen from this show follow the same repetitive format: present some "observation" and "commentary" for about 10 seconds, then quickly follow these up with a snarky quip (which themselves overwhelmingly take the form of complete non-sequitur or otherwise absurd metaphor) before any rational processing of the preceding argument can take place in the mind of the viewer. Further telling is that the only 'beats' or mental pauses in the show's pacing exist solely to highlight the approving laughter or applause of the studio audience. Repeat this basic formula without variation 20-40 times in a row and you have one of the 20 minute 'episodes' that form the backbone of the show.
The end effect is (obviously) not to deliver information, but rather to literally teach the viewers on a subconscious level - to mentally associate derisive laughter with any person or opinion that is at odds with the narrative's take on the chosen issue. And it accomplishes this by maintaining a strict adherence to a roughly 20-second cycle in which a stimulus is presented, and a response is cued. This is the sense in which the show is fundamentally hypnotic in effect - even moreso than its precursors in the genre (MASH, I Love Lucy, etc).
To my mind, Seinfeld's show is representative of the media's increasing mastery of the methodologies of mass conditioning, in fact it is almost such a perfect technical accomplishment that I would almost have to admire it on technical grounds, which moreover is in the hands of the entirely wrong people.
Based take
I do actually hate yards, better to have plants and trees like we used to have.
thats fair but most people who hate yards imagine everyone living in an apartment with no green space except a public park accessible by transit
what ever happened to the water cycle?
nah man when you use water you're using it UP - that's why it rains DOWN
>what ever happened to the water cycle?
The smallest arrow, with the smallest drawing on the picture, the Runoff, it's %99 of the problem.
Drumpf got elected, chud.
They don't teach people anything of use anymore, just gender and race ideology to produce more and more revolutionaries to their cause. Kind of like how we've been fooled into believing that carbon is somehow bad and going to destroy the Earth when plant life thrives off of carbon through photosynthesis and in turn they produce oxygen for us to breath. The cycle of life. Not anymore, chud. Drive electric, turn off your ac and heater, don't eat meat, live in the pod.
looks like we're really going to live in idiocracy
you forget that not the shills arent even pro electric cars. now that electric vehicles are being popularized they realize their bluff has been called so theyre now pushing car free shit
I've unironically tried eating bugs and can never get past the cultural repulsion to eating them. Not very tasty either
Eating bugs is a meme, there's plenty of high protein shit that is better for the environment. Eggs and milk aren't too bad for the environment (not ideal) but plenty of that and I don't miss meat at all.
Then there's the plants. After peanut butter, quinoa, beans, etc. you get plenty of protein.
THEN THERE'S LENTILS, THE ULTIMATE ENVIRONMENTAL SECRET WEAPON
>good for the environment (low water requirements, fixes atmospheric nitrogen for less fertilization, disease resistant)
>highest protein of any plant besides onions
>high in iron, folates, and other good shit
>stays good forever
>cheap as hell
>easy to cook
>can be used as a meat substitute, or even flour substitute.
Lentils taste like fricking vile shit. You can stick your lentils up your ass you disgusting homosexual.
someone needs to throw a bag of piss at this britbong already
oliver is a fricking dildo of a man
unironically does he ever try to speak slower? it's like the producers are always about to cut him midsentence
If the audience was given a single second to process what he actually said they'd chase him out of the studio
So he doesn't fly planes right?
John Oliver better not be flying first class while complaining planes are racist
Why do Americans love this guy?
Pseudointellectual
He's gay as hell but he did introduce us to Chiitan.
Unironically lawns need to go. Other shit can easily look better and obviously less maintenance. Unless you live in some area where it rains 5 times a week, even then get creative and use clover or something, instead of just boring ass grass.
The problem isn't SoCal using water for cities (they've spent billions on water reclamation), it's NoCal Conservatives insisting on crops like Almonds, which are 10x thirstier than Oranges or almost anything else you would care to mention, and spending zero on reclamation. And all the frickstick moneyed types in the desert who want Kentucky Bluegrass lawns and pristine golf courses.
WHY DO THEY HAVE TO GROW ALMONDS IN CALIFORNIA INSTEAD OF SOME RAINY STATE?
GROW FRICKING LENTILS. THE WORLD NEEDS TO EAT MORE LENTILS THEY ARE GOOD FOR THE ENVIRONMENT.
Global warming puts more water into circulation. Desertification occurs when water gets locked up in glaciers
mentions population growth in the Southwest is taking water, points to a couple of white towns in Utah, ignores the tens of millions of illegal immigrants
if the ocean is rising why not just use that water? water shortage solved and you stop the ocean from rising
Desalinization is energy intensive to an incredible degree, it makes Crypto mining look like your LED lamp.
The "almonds are causing droughts" claim is propaganda, you know. Almonds aren't actually more water-intensive than other nuts (or olive oil or beef or even alfalfa).
There seem to be a few variables: how water intensive a crop is, how necessary it is to societal function, and how widespread it is grown etc.
Sure. And there's one important variable that's always overlooked when discussing almonds: trees are vital to the water cycle. They're efficient recyclers. They clean the water. They produce an atmospheric cooling effect. If you were to clear the land of almond trees--what would replace them? Cattle ranches? Condominiums? Those aren't exactly useful contributors to the water cycle.
Even fruit trees would be an improvement. And you are vastly overstating the benefits of one-crop orchards to the ecosystem.
An orange tree supposedly takes 13 gallons of water to grow one orange (average of 140 grams) compared to 1 gallon of water to grow one almond (average of 1.4 grams). They're almost equally efficient. An apple (150 grams to 250 grams) supposedly takes about 33 gallons of water to grow. That's even less efficient.
I agree those seem like reasonable questions. Honestly we need sober evaluations instead of shitposting. But that does not capture people's passions.
You stupid homosexuals need to stop taking 2 hour showers and your water problem will be solved.
Damn, sure sucks to be a godless Amerimutt
Good thing we have the majority of the world's fresh water in our lakes lmao
Sometimes I just leave all the taps on and the shower running while drinking directly out of a giant water pitcher, just because I know Amerimutts can't do it
I have 1 hour long showers every single day while laughing at California
You first israelite
Havnt seen one mention of how Nestle and these other companies use up the majority of our water
I'm going to call "most" a wild exaggeration pending a citation you will surely provide.
The Moon has tons of resources, including water. A space elevator on Earth can be built for as low as $8 billion, even less on the Moon, jumpstarting a golden age of prosperity and abundance.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lunar_resources
Any of the following top 20 countries can easily pool their resources together and get a space elevator up and running by the end of the year.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_military_expenditures
Space is fake, grow up moron
NASA lies a lot, bu space isn't fake.
>we have the means to break the laws of physics because are... LE SHADOW GOVERNMENT
Ok schizo.
Your source for this dank meme in your pic is literally Twitter.
>"we can literally do anything you can imagine"
>names his company "skunk works"
Searching that "quote" will get you absolutely nothing but some randumb twitter-tard post assigning it to him.
I'll fly us to Pandora and get the unobtanium necessary to make it physically work.
You know the Japanese have been pouring money into this for years now?
>You know the Japanese have been pouring money into this for years now?
That's one university
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lunar_resources
>That's one university
That's because the problems involved aren't "we don't have enough resources/manpower/will" the problem is finding a material that can be crafted to make it even feasible and even semi-safe.
That issue has been solved, the material is found, carbon nanotubes, the toughness that they've achieved covers the requirement for a SE a few times over. The real issue is scaling up manufacture, which is exactly "we don't have enough resources/manpower/will", which in some ways is a fake problem.
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I'm skeptical about this, but interested. Why is Musk not funding one with his coffee-money?
The Musk Elevator would make him 10x as wealthy.
>watches more
Oh yeah, the millions of orbital junk that would constantly threaten it.
I'm not sure if it's that video, but they have in mind maintenance devices that go up and down the line to verify the integrity and repair it on the go, from damage done by micrometeorites, apparently easy to do so. As far as larger orbital junk and satelittes are concerned, if there is a space station on the far end in GSO like in pic related, it can maneuver to evade collision. Satellites and space debris are tracked by multiple countries, pretty much all the key data is free even.
Earth has like 4550 satellites in orbit. Maybe having that much fricking tracking of high-cost tech crashing into your giga-expensive gimmicky space elevator isn't a grand idea, Einstein?
Cool, but we have x9001 the amount of all of those things right here on earth.
>The Moon has tons of resources
Like what? Rocks? Bro we haven't even dug 0.001% through the earth's mantle. I think we're good on fricking rocks and earth.
He looks like he's slowly exploding
>135 posters
>273 replies
/leftypol/ moment
I never got this IP meme. Do you think everyone on 3chin comes into a high frequency thread to only make one single post? Are you daft?
wtf is happening here? where do all these lefty homosexuals come from?
he's right you know
Does he know how much fresh water is used making his different suits every episode?
I just got a 3 day suspension from reddit for calling the mods of r/ explain like I'm 5 homosexual morons. If I burn this one up it will be my 5th account in two months. Yet it's still easier to get banned on Cinemaphile. Really makes you think
I got banned from all boards for posting legal aged Jordyn Jones
Since Cinemaphile has been unbearbly shit for the past few years, I wish I could switch to reddit but I just don't "get it". The layout of that place is fricking moronic. Or maybe I'm just a brainlet but nothing about it seems intuitive.
I wish we still lived in the age of vBulletin forums instead of this post-2007 social media cancer bubble.
You can find subs that are more dialed in and not join all of the major ones. ELI5 is a big one, I'm not surprised it ended up happening
>NOOOOOOOOOO YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO JUST LET POWERTRIPPING LOSERS ON REDDIT INSTANTLY BAN YOU FOR FOLLOWING THE RULES
>YOU CAN'T JUST CALL THEM homosexualS AND KEEP MAKING NEW ACCOUNTS
lol frick off
>calling the mods of r/ explain like I'm 5 homosexual morons.
Stop doing drugs and posting.
Can't they just filter out all the salt and shit from the ocean so we can drink that water?
Like isn't our technology that advanced?
You can do it at home, but the government just can't.
The problem is it's harmful to marine life to remove all that salt. And a byproduct of all that filtering is brine which you can't really do anything with.
John Oliver bros, not like this
There's new developments in microfluidics. Desalination can run off a solar panel.
pretty cool
https://www.elementalwatermakers.com/solutions/solar-desalination-gravity/
>paper from 1987
hory shet
I think I found a solution that will satisfy everyone:
Capture all the Black folk, hispanics and durkadurkas and throw them into a giant press that will squeeze them like oranges. Filtered and boiled, they will provide a safe and sustainable source of drinking water.
Have any of you ever actually watched a full 30 minute episode of this show or are you just quoting the clips that get tossed around frequently
is he actually this fat or is this a shop?