>vampire movie. >women get bit and act as if they're having an orgasm

>vampire movie
>women get bit and act as if they're having an orgasm
Why? They're literally dying.

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Giwtwm

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    vampire teeth excrete orgasm juice
    also Anne Rice

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      written by 50 year old uggos who have never been touched by a guy what do you expect

      It's been a metaphor for sex, orgasms and STDs at least since Carmilla, which predated Dracula (and it also was in Dracula).
      Readlets are so pathetic.

      >Vampire movie
      >Vampires are weak to garlic and crosses but not islamic or buddhist religious symbols

      Again, read Dracula (carefully) for why.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Your mistake was assuming that people read, and I don't mean that people don't read classic literature. I mean if it's not on social media, then most people won't read it.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    written by 50 year old uggos who have never been touched by a guy what do you expect

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tell us you are a virgin w/o telling us you are a virgin
    chicks love getting their necks kissed licked and bitten

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ah yes, women love exsanguinating from their necks.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        its implied that the kiss of the vampire has a supernatural charming effect on the victim, who experiences bliss/rapture while being drained (if the vampire desires)

        vampires in this setting create a harem of 'blood dolls' as living livestock which they rotate through for fresh blood supply, and these victims willingly participate because the sensation is so good/they are charmed

        as for my exgirlfriend who had a vampire fetish and wanted me to bite her while fucking her, she discovered that having a massive sore bruise on her throat was a a lot less fun than she had hoped, and blamed me for doing it to her despite her explicitly asking and hornyposting about it to me for weeks

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          My wife works in an office, but loves her neck sucked and gets mad if I get a little too into it and leave a hickey. Honestly, it's kind of annoying how easily she bruises from even slightly rough sex.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    vampires sucking blood is just a metaphor of period cunnilingus

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Right……….

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Aah the vampires kiss, I know you so well.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ITT: anon discovers basic vampire symbolism

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >discovers
      No, I just think it's stupid.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Funny you should say that, orgasm and the feeling of dying for a brief moment have been linked for a long time

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he doesn't know

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Bella, did I ever tell you about vampire venom? Venom is a toxin that is produced by saliva glands within a vampire's mouth. It serves six purposes:
    >As the basis for their physiology.
    >As a means to paralyze their prey in pain to prevent them from escaping.
    >As a pleasant scent to lure in the vampires' human victims.
    >As a toxin poisonous to animals and shape-shifters.
    >To repair a torn limb of a vampire.
    >And, very occasionally, as a means for vampires to propagate their species. The victim cannot run so the vampire can kill the victim or allow her/him to change.
    >When a vampire bites a human, the venom will be passed from the vampire's mouth into the person's bloodstream. If the blood contaminated with venom isn't fully sucked away, the human's heart will pump the venom throughout his or her cardiovascular system and start to infect every cell it passes within the host's body. Over the span of 2-3 days, the venom will have saturated all cells within the host, completing his or her transformation into a vampire. The process is known to be slow and painful, described with the feeling of being burned alive. It is a bad friend.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The whole vampire myth is a type of rape fantasy that women have.

    >rich
    >aristocratic
    >charming
    >deadly

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >There's no way my pious wife would have sex with that rich big-dicked Chad! He used his evil demon powers to hypnotize her into wanton acts of carnality. Including sodomy and also one time she licked the outside of his asshole, but not the inside, she swears.
      At least it's more believable than a "virgin birth."

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What the fuck are you talking about?

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It makes scientific sense.
    If you've ever experienced a sudden decrease in blood pressure to the brain (being choked out, coughing too hard, etc) you'd know you feel light headed and about to faint/lose consciousness. Your head feels like it reels and spins and you might see stars and lose proprioception and much of conscious thought. A vampire sucking the blood from your carotid and therefore denying it to your brain would result in a similar outcome.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But you have two of those as backup. Losing one for supply wouldn't choke you out.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The sudden decrease in pressure would be enough to cause it. And it doesn't matter if you have two tubes going to the head when the blood itself is leaving your body.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >vampire movie
    >men get bit and act as if they're having an orgasm
    >70s porn face

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    not specific to vampire bites

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Vampire movie
    >Vampires are weak to garlic and crosses but not islamic or buddhist religious symbols

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What about a vampire movie where you need to do Australian abo rituals to drive them off

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >subtle pedo is subtle

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Too subtle because I don't know what you think I was getting at, I just like the idea of driving off evil monsters by doing those dances they do, I am a e-boicon though

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Fat American Megachurch preacher tries to chase off a vampire with a cross.
      >Vampire just looks at it and laughs, then explains only true faith works on him and eats him.
      Name a better trope.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sure thing, rabbi!
        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edict_of_Expulsion

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          more like saddly underused trope

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Kings using stupid people like you to steal money from innocent people.
          Sounds more like vampire behavior than anti vampire behavior.

          [...]

          That is actually pretty funny.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            not the six gorillion shekels

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDULrVSS0Tk

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >vampire gets empowered by non-christian religious symbols
      Would be kino

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Vampire movie
        >Vampires are weak to garlic and crosses but not islamic or buddhist religious symbols

        >Fat American Megachurch preacher tries to chase off a vampire with a cross.
        >Vampire just looks at it and laughs, then explains only true faith works on him and eats him.
        Name a better trope.

        I like how the Vampire: The Masquerade rulebook says that vampires aren't inherently harmed by any object, but by the faith the person holding it has in what that object represents, which is why all the deadliest hunters carry crosses because they're fire and brimstone Inquisiton types, but also Gordon Gekko could defeat most vampires by waving his Amex Platinum card at them

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          kek I'd watch a movie where vampires are just trying to do hostile takeovers with their private equity firms set in the mid 80's

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Vampire stories have had strong sexual subtext, allegory and symbolism since Bram Stroker’s Dracula.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    vampires are a metaphor and always have been, op

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In most folklore the bite makes you feel amazing so you don't resist and pull away, as well as stopping you from forming memories just before or after the bite

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They call it la petite mort for a reason.

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