Van Helsing

I love Van Helsing and similar stuff that's super campy and over the top, I usually hate CGI but because everything else is kinda B tier, I actually like it, also those werewolves are kinda hot.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This movie was wasted potential. Not campy enough or serious enough.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kate Beckinsalee alone makes it worth watching

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But even she was under/misused. Seriously, Kate in a leather bustier should be endlessly watchable. Less stupid cgi vampire wives and more sultry slavic Kate please.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Not campy enough
      did we watch the same movie? it was pure camp

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I FEEL NOOOOTTTHHIIIIING
      What I want is a tv show about that interfaith vatican Q division with faramir who make all the holy weapons. Such a cool concept and it shows up for like 5 seconds

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Have you seen the original animatic for the Luck cartoon?

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Great flick.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its alright, prefer the underworld for her.

    The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen was the most unique and interesting of this genre

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      agreed

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Great movie, I have a tradition of watching it every year with my dad.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Literally the best Dracula ever put on film and I'm not even slightly joking.

    I will never understand why this movie gets so much shit but people love The Mummy, both of them are absolute kino. I love campy stuff, actors shouldn't be afraid to ham it up and act like over the top crazy ass characters.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Literally the best Dracula ever put on film and I'm not even slightly joking.
      if youre gay, sure.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      always liked this scene

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Still can't believe Dracula is the same guy who played the Duke in Moulin Rouge.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Most people I know irl who like The Mummy also like this one, it's only critics who dogpiled it for whatever reason.
      I do think Mummy had an overall better cast though so that's probably why it's the more popular/memorable of the two.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She has terrible trigger discipline

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Very fun movie, and your post number spells "BOOB"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nice

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is the Spawn movie worth watching?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you‘ve never seen it, sure. John Leguizamo’s character is fun

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Agreed. The animated series was pretty good though.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      actually the best version of a spawn movie we could've asked for

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah if only for Leguizamo. Plot's fricking moronic but some of the Spawn shit is cool.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Here's the reminder for every time this movie comes up...

    Van Helsing is a prequel to The mummy trilogy with Brendan fraser. Same director, same chosen one tattoo situation, same secret organization protecting the world from Beastie things. Van Helsing is clearly O'Connell's grandpa or great grandpa.

    This is the original dark universe, and I don't care who needs to hear it.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    47 Ronin with Keanu Reeves is fun in a similar way. It's a shit adaptation of the actual story, but a fun fantasy B-movie.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The blonde vampire b***h is still one of the hottest women I've ever seen in my life. Pics don't do it justice, it's something about her attitude and costume too.

    Maybe it's because I'm into femdom.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She got that "Ceaser's hot mom from Rome" energy

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Gonna need more info anon

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Atia of the Julii

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Gonna need more info anon

            Yeahhhhhh she's obviously built a little bit skinnier, but whatever that face type or genetic haplo group is... it's nice

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You mean English?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >first google result is her torturing someone and getting her feet kissed
            based

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OP you might like Legion, one of the greatest awful movies of all time. I recommend going in completely cold, not even looking up a description, at least if you aren't afraid of taking a chance on a shit movie.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'll watch it, thanks

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Then after that watch Priest, same director, similar vibe

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Great movie. Best werewolves in cinema history. Acting was great. Frankenisraelite was mid. The Mummy is my fav, also Mask of Zorro but that has no CGI whatsoever.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sex with kate beckinsale

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