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Vegas betting odds for Who Shot Mr. Burns, 1995.

Vegas betting odds for Who Shot Mr. Burns, 1995.

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    thinking about it maggie was really a cop out
    They should have made a real culprit and turned it into a movie

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick no people like you is why Simpsons sucks now don't tell me you write for them currently

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        As a matter of fact, I do! I'm one of the old writers you know the ones you were gooning over about the simposns movie being made bringing back old writers anyways hope you enjoy our new seasons! 🙂

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick yes people like you is why Simpsons used to be good I hope you start working for them soon

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Homer Simpson 2/1
    you had to be a real moron to put money on Homer
    that would have been too obvious

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    somehow even more moronic than being able to bet on pro wrestling

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      How is that moronic

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Dart Bimpoon
    who?

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Moe the Bart ender

    I don't remember this story line?

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this even legal? Seems like it would be extremely easy for people with insider information to exploit this, like people who has ties with people working with the network or in the writers room.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only Matt Goering knew or a very limited number of people
      They made multiple endings to trick the people working on the episode

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait until you find out about sports/ literally everything

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only the writing staff and final editing team knew (and lawyers because the network has to clear and approve every episodes for air). They sent a bunch of throwaway endings to animate to Korea so even the Korean animation studio didn't know.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can legally bet on pro wrestling.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Seems like it would be extremely easy for people with insider information to exploit this
      every now and then someone like martha stweart goes to prison for a year. this lets them pretend that there are safeguards and measures against this.

      if everyone knew how much of a stacked game this existence is, the collapse would have been decades ago

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      wait til you hear how the lottery really works

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        i was behind somebody at the store buying lottery tickets the other day and he won 1 fricking dollar. you know what he did with it? bought another lottery ticket

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The ticket costs $1

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        how does it really work

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I will make it legal

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm born & raised in Vegas(1993) and I don't know what the frick this is. I live on Boulder Hwy btw.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why would it have been krusty?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      wacky clown hey hey hey
      can't predict what he do

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's israeli

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    massive moron here

    what do the numbers mean?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you bet a dollar on Maggie you would have won $70.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        christ

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      how much money you would get per $1 placed; 5/2 is the same as 2.5/1 but bookies don't like doing it that way

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you will never be a simpsons millionaire

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw I am
      so glad I bet all my fortune on Maggie bros
      >pic related
      it's my home, jealous 😉

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        slava ukraini

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          frick off

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't they have several recorded resolutions? What was stopping them from taking part in the betting pool and picking the 1/70 on purpose?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can legally bet on pro wrestling.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      not a single thing.
      i'm sure that if you dug deep you'd find that friends and family of the show's staff came into a few thousand bucks around that time

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it was literally going to be smithers at first (they admit this on the dvd) until they changed it last minute.
      HHHMMMMMMMMMMM

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Having the shooter be Smithers would have been too obvious and it would made him a villain character. Even if the audience didn't like Mr. Burns, they didn't want him shot and would have disliked whoever did it. Maggie was their copout, since she's a baby and it was an accident.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hans Moleman 7/1
    Why such high odds? What reason did they have to suspect him?

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was a fake joke and you couldn't bet on it for real. Either Fox paid for it as a promotional thing or they just got in on a joke. If you don't know this was a parody of a thing the TV show Dallas did in the first place that people actually did talk about organically.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who shot spunk in my butthole more like lmao I'm not a homosexual but right now I'm literally pooing out my ass it's almost midnight I'm sat on the toilet with ooze leaking out of my broken butthole imagine if there was spunk there too lmao kys frickjg homosexuals man I hate fasggots lmao and Americans lmao oh look it's worship a gay month in ameritard lmand again lmaooooo whole month dedicated to worshipping homosexuals and trannies then next month it will be worshipping Black folk AGAIN LMAO man America is a fricking shit hole Fu k americ**ts fricking homosexual lover morons

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

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