>virgin gets accused of rape; his defense argues "he doesn't even know what a vagina looks like!"

>virgin gets accused of rape; his defense argues "he doesn't even know what a vegana looks like!"
What do you guys think, does this sound like a good Norm Macdonald joke? Just came up with it.

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not good.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's not even a joke

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty fricked up to last at the expense of vitgins. Norm wouldn't do that.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah yeah, norm would never make fun of future suicide people

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You have to sound like you’re holding your nose when you talk, then look confused and chuckle after you deliver your lines. Only then will it will be Norm Macdonald funny.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    More of a comment really

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >OP is a joker?
    >i hardly knew her!

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >a white teenage boy was charged with a hate crime after writing the word Black person in a high school bathroom with permanent marker
    >when questioned he said, “that’s gobbily-asiatic! My stepfather is a Black person and I’m perfectly fine with him not paying rent!”

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/4olKIm1.png

      >virgin gets accused of rape; his defense argues "he doesn't even know what a vegana looks like!"
      What do you guys think, does this sound like a good Norm Macdonald joke? Just came up with it.

      Reads like an AI that doesn’t know what a punchline is wrote these

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no ur gay

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rate my Normcore joke
    >So a gay couple boards a plane
    >2 hours into the flight one of them goes 'I want to frick you right here!'
    >'But it's full of people, they'll see us!'
    >'Come on! Everyone's asleep, I promise I'll be quiet, come on honey!'
    >'No, there's too many people! I'd be too embarassed'
    >'Ok look, I'll get up and ask for a cigarette, if nobody answers then that means everyone's asleep and we do it...ok?'
    >'Ok fine'
    >Guy gets up and goes 'Does anyone have a cigarette?' and it's dead quiet
    >'See?' And they have hot beautiful gay sex
    >One hour later the stewardess walks by an old lady who's shaking, looking like she's freezing
    >'Hello! You look like you could use a coat. Why didn't you ask me or my coworker for a sweater?
    >'Well I was going to, but some guy asked for a cigarette and he got ass raped"

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's pretty good

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kek that's so good I would think it was an actual Norm joke.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >hot beautiful gay sex

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think I need a cigarette

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure this is a Norm joke

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He said it on Dennis Miller’s show multiple times

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      great joke

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kek, norm used to seethe so hard that people called him the "crack prostitute" or "ass rape" comic

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kinda makes no sense but it’s not bad

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What’s the joke?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So, a virgin gets accused of rape, but his defense argues that he doesn't even know what a vegana looks like.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ohhhhhhhh

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly, it just sounds like you are testing your legal defense on us.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          :*)

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Explain to the folks at home what a vegana looks like

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I still don’t get it. How is that a good defense? He could either be lying or capable of rape without knowing what a vegana looks, ie. stuck his dick in without looking or sodomized her.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cast i-run.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I read this in Adam Egret's voice

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wanted to write the last sentance in a stuttering kind of way, same as he does before told to shut up

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