>Voldemort did great things...

>Voldemort did great things...

Umm JK are you sure you meant him to say this??

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  1. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Just imagine it’s your first day of magic school and you’re excited to learn about magic and the wizarding world and then one of your teachers let’s it slip that there is an evil dark lord wizard just casually chilling somewhere and you’re not allowed to talk about it or say his name and he secretly runs the wizarding world or something and no one can defeat him.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      My highschool computer teacher tried to redpill me on the israelites and 9/11 so it's probably not far off

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        Registered sex offender

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        This wouldn't happen to have been at a small Catholic school somewhere in a city in the Great Plains, would it?

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >did you know that Death Eaters run the banks and Magic Hollywood?

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        Hey cool it with the anti-goblin remarks

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah that's israelites

  2. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    I'd join Voldy. frick muggles

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous
    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Why? Even if his platform is undeniably based he doesnt acty reward his followers. He humiliates the malfoys in their own home which he commandeered despite them killing his greatest threat. And he relegates wormtail the only follower who actually helped him regain his body to a b***h sidekick.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        this, most of the times he's also acting like a deranged theatre kid

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          Lol yeah. Imagine you just want to go on a mudblood hunt but the boss man is making you sit at his humiliation ritual meetings. Wormtail gave him the potters on a single platter and was solely responsible for bringing him back to life. Dude should be drowning in pure blood pussy and living like a king.

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            >what voldemort getting resurrected does to a mf

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        The only thing he had going for him was fear and intimidation, he was an aspie for sure and didn't understand people, especially when you see the flashbacks of him as a kid you get strong autism vibes, his mannerisms and his room

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          >women, out of instinct, fear autists so much one of them (probably accidentally) wrote a baddie as one
          >a baddie who is feared by women to this day
          It's over, isn't it?

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          I think you're self-inserting instead of realizing Voldemort is just a character in a kids book and thereby not very complex.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        The Malfoys frickd up big tho
        Lucius literally lose a phylactery and failed to get the prophecy.
        Wormtail was b***h sidekick but also got a b***hing silver hand, and basically got to live outside the law. It's like being the second hand of a colombian druglord. Ok you can't have a normal life ever anymore, but you already renounced that renounced that when you turned your friends in to your boss.

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          >renounced that renounced that

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            >caring about double about double text misspells on fricking Cinemaphile

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          >Lucius literally lose a phylactery
          what was he supposed to do? all he knew about the diary was that it would open the chamber of secrets. dumping it in ginny's cauldron was an easy way to get rid of an artefact that might connect him to his (from his pov dead and possibly never returning) master which would ruin his reputation and family, and also purge mudbloods from the school. maybe if voldemort wasn't a complete moron who expected his followers to just magically KNOW that the stupid diary was a horcrux it wouldn't have been a problem. his problem was that he was too autistic about his followers, took betrayals too personally and thought that they would blindly follow him which doesn't work for people like lucius who have their own agendas and things they want to protect more (in lucius case his reputation and family) and only works for total schizos like bellatrix

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            Your explanation makes no sense but it's ok, it's the series which makes no sense
            >powerful magical artifacts don't leave magical residue because voldemort shenanigans
            >you can leave the diary in your normal library and nobody will find it ever
            Or
            >powerful magical artifacts leave magical residue
            >in which case Harry is a magical beacon and also the diadem is easily found and the other stuff as well

            • 4 days ago
              Anonymous

              >>you can leave the diary in your normal library and nobody will find it ever
              auror raids that were happening before the second year started were the reason lucius wanted to get rid of the diary before his house gets raided too. that is why he was in borgin and burkes in the first place and selling most of his cursed objects.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                You can try and keep explaining things to a harry potter fan, you are not going to make more sense
                There's no reason to give the diary out, it had no outside magical properties

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                he had no reason to keep the diary with him either. i'm not going to argue about magic lore because its moronic but he also wanted to embarrass arthur as the raids were led by him so it worked from malfoy's pov.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                I can see you like arguing about petty shit.
                But that directly contradicts your previous post.
                Before you were making excuses and "what was he supposed to do" and now "it makes sense from his pov!"
                Neither this argument, nor the other one, would have made more sense to Voldemort when I'm telling you "he frickd up and that's why Voldemort is fricking with them"

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                bad poem

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        Wormtail WAS a b***h sidekick, even Sirius and Lupin call him out on only hanging around the rest of the Marauders for protection. Him being sorted into Gryffindor is probably one of the biggest plotholes in the series.

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          >Him being sorted into Gryffindor is probably one of the biggest plotholes in the series.
          I mean, not really? It's established pretty early on that the sorting hat simply suggests what house you might fit in but lets you overrule that and pick your own house if you really want, it's why Harry and Hermione ended in Gryffindor and not in Slytherin/Ravenclaw. He probably wanted really badly to be in Gryffindor since that's the place with the best protectors to mooch from.

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          The sorting hat was just having a laugh

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            He stands up to Voldy exactly once for the guilt he feels for his betrayals, and it ends up killing him. I suppose this is enough to get him into Gryffindor, combined with him probably wanting to be in Gryffindor the first place, since his choice is important.

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            yeah the sorting hat is a lil chuddie

            • 4 days ago
              Anonymous

              ive been banned so many times for that image

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          The premise that the houses determine your destiny is a bad one and is proven wrong by the end of the series

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Why? He's the very definition of a stuck-up homosexual.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        Why? Even if his platform is undeniably based he doesnt acty reward his followers. He humiliates the malfoys in their own home which he commandeered despite them killing his greatest threat. And he relegates wormtail the only follower who actually helped him regain his body to a b***h sidekick.

        He has to live around british people

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      You're literally a muggle dumbass
      Imagine some israelite going "I'd join Hitler"

  3. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    "the great wall of china" doesn't mean "the kickass wall of china"

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Especially if you're Mongolian

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      At the start of his career, Voldemort went particularly out of his way to make people die horribly if he ever found out they said "Voldemort", including friends and family

      Within a few months people had caught on to not do it

      He did this because, as is pointed out by Dumbledore, by getting everyone scared to even say his name, their fear of him is amplified even more

      At the start of his rise, if Voldemort went up against 3 relatively competent fighters at the same time, there'd be a decent chance he'd lose. Now if those same 3 people see him, they're scared shitless and either run or frick up because they're so terrified

      [...]
      the definition of "great" is: of an extent, amount, or intensity considerably above average.
      Voldemort definitely meets that criteria

      Just like how people have come to misuse the term awesome to refer to something inherently positive and not necessarily inspiring true awe.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Alexander the Great
      >Great Wall of China
      >Uhhhh actually Chuddy, that means they were actually bad and mean...
      Wow thanks for the media literacy lesson, homosexual.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        who are you quoting?

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        no, it means they were large in scale/significance, not that they were good or bad

  4. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Yes

  5. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Hitler did great things. Something something cold medicine and stuff

  6. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    I've never thought about this before now but with the wizard world running parallel to ours for basically forever, what makes Voldemort especially evil to the point he isn't even spoke of? Like, they've never once had somebody evil try to kill people and just be a dick or start a war? Like half of them live in the normal world most of the time and they think a guy who pales in comparison to your average serial killer is so bad it's taboo to speak of him? It doesn't really make sense that he's a special case when everytime he returns or whatnot a gaggle of people just as bad as him show up to help him murder

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      i’m guessing the evil wizards from the far past aren’t referenced enough for it to be a magical issue but since voldemort is en vogue his name being spoken all the time carries some evil energy proportional to the rate he’s spoken about. also he’s still alive and I guess people worry if you say his name it will make him present in some way. the proto indo european word for bear is a synonym because they thought saying the actual word might summon one

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        Oh frick a bear! Why anon?!

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        >the proto Indo-European word for bear is a synonym because they thought saying the actual word might summon one
        Same in Finnish language.
        Also Neanderthals might've worshipped cave bears, too.
        What is it about bears?

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        >the proto indo european word for bear is a synonym because they thought saying the actual word might summon one
        there is literally no way this could be known

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      At the start of his career, Voldemort went particularly out of his way to make people die horribly if he ever found out they said "Voldemort", including friends and family

      Within a few months people had caught on to not do it

      He did this because, as is pointed out by Dumbledore, by getting everyone scared to even say his name, their fear of him is amplified even more

      At the start of his rise, if Voldemort went up against 3 relatively competent fighters at the same time, there'd be a decent chance he'd lose. Now if those same 3 people see him, they're scared shitless and either run or frick up because they're so terrified

      https://i.imgur.com/oloCVau.jpeg

      >Voldemort did great things...

      Umm JK are you sure you meant him to say this??

      the definition of "great" is: of an extent, amount, or intensity considerably above average.
      Voldemort definitely meets that criteria

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      He created fear and mystery to enhance his reputation like the other anon spoke of, but he was also an unusually powerful and creative magic savant. That’s why Ollivander found him so awe-inspiring. The fact that the Horcruxes were changing his features into something inhuman placed him apart from Grindelwald and other Dark magic masters. To add to that, I believe Dumbledore’s biopic mentioned that Grindelwald never visited England after his ride to power, while almost all of the shadow war Voldemort conducted was either in the UK itself or against British wizards abroad. That helps explain why the British Wizarding community, already very small, would be uniquely affected.

  7. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Greatness does not always mean good or moral

  8. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    If voldabort was played by this guy it would have won several oscars

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      frick you anon, Fiennes was kino as voldemort

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        deh

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        >literal nobody vs the rage cage
        lmao u have shit taste

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          >hasn't seen baby of macon, the reader, game show, spider, the duchess
          you're a pleb

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          >Ralph Fiennes
          >literal nobody

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            SQUEEZE IT homie
            GO ON
            SHOOT

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        This, the actor was fine, the script and toning him down in later movies were the issue.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        DEH

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          Dude, evil to the core. I didn't realise what a perfect casting he was

  9. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    christopher heyerdahl should have been voldemort

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      hey it's that guy from the thing

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      I only recall this guy playing some daemon in Supernatural and doing really well for how creepy the bastard is.

  10. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Why would anyone join some snake looking obviously evil guy? Maybe if he was pulling the strings but why would his followers be so comfortable being overtly evil? They call themselves "Death Eaters".

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      He was hot before. Also he is insanely powerful.

  11. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    If it weren't for Voldemort, we wouldn't have the Voldswagen Beetle

  12. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >There are heroes on both sides
    Wtf Jk

  13. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Based Voldy killed all the blacks from Hogwarts Legacy.

  14. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Greatest dark wizard of all time
    >99% of the time just uses the standard killing spell that anyone can use
    What "great" things did he do even if you say the morality doesn't matter?

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      horcruxes

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      he broke the wizarding record for most side flips in 24 hours, and he's the one who found Osama Bin Laden

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      They could have made the killing curse be a spell that only the person who is actually, sincerely, willing to literally not give a frick about his own soul and be damned in the afterlife will be able to do, and not give it to every single edgelord. Sounds like an extremely wasted opportunity to fix the great evil spooky wizard only using it and therefore it having any significance. Frick off with the "you only need immense hate" shit.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        >They could have
        We both know how that song and dance goes anon. Just enjoy what ya got.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        >They could have
        We both know how that song and dance goes anon. Just enjoy what ya got.

        >They could have made the killing curse be a spell that only the person who is actually, sincerely, willing to literally not give a frick about his own soul and be damned in the afterlife will be able to do
        Isn't that basically the case with the all of the unforgivable curses, including and especially the killing curse?

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          Yes it’s an effort of will. Certain powerful magics is about force of conviction more than technical proficiency. That’s why Harry aces the only OWL that Hermione doesn’t ace (DATDA).

  15. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw can't watch harry potter anymore because the girls distract me too much ;_;

  16. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand why he didn't make random objects as his horcrux like a pebble and then just throw it away. What's the purpose of hiding horcruxes so obviously that Dumb-ledore also knows about it lol. Just make random shit like a stone, or a random chair in park your horcrux, a fricking random tree in the forest... No one will ever find out. And use the objects like the ring, tiara, necklace as distractions so people keep looking for them and not the chair, tree or pebble.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >nooooooooooooooooooooooooo, i'm a million years old and life is pure suffering!!!!!! if only i didn't split my souls into things i can never find again and take myself out!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Coward, narcissist, histrionic probably neurotic. He wasn't born right, guy had brain bruises. Not like any part of his plan even made any fricking sense anyway. What is the *actual* point of ruling over muggles or even other wizards when you yourself are a fricking GOATED wizard that can fart lightning and cough up gold?

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      This might have been what a smart person would have done, yes, but Tom is too proud and likes the idea of his soul residing only in things which are special and have deep magical significance. He has many psychological issues that contribute to his eventual defeat.

  17. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Would you?

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      When the JKR hate was at its peak, people actually called this racist against asians lmao

  18. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >After all, the Fuhrer did great things... great but terrible things

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine if Oppenheimer defected to the Nazis and made them nukes and actively mocked American leaders during it.

      Literally this dude but with Hitler

  19. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Tom Riddle: I was in the library the other day, in the Restricted Section, and I read something rather odd about a Muggle man and his struggle. It's called, as I understand it... Lebensraum.
    >Slughorn: I beg your pardon?
    >Tom: Lebensraum. I came across the term while reading and I didn't fully understand it.
    >Slughorn: I'm not sure what you were reading, Tom, but this is very dark stuff. Very dark indeed.
    >Tom: Which is why I came to you.
    >Slughorn: Lebensraum means "living space," or "breathing room."
    >Tom: But what exactly does that entail, Sir?
    >Slughorn: Conquered land gets depopulated and then colonized by the conquerors.
    >Tom: Depopulated?
    >Slughorn: One way or the other, the native populations are removed.
    >Tom: And how does one depopulate the entirety of Eastern Europe, Sir?
    >Slughorn: I think you already know the answer to that, Tom...
    >Tom: Genocide.
    >Slughorn: Merlin's beard, Tom... this is all hypothetical, isn't it Tom? All academic???
    >Tom: Of course, Sir. It'll be our little secret.

    Rowling wtf?

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >but sir wouldn’t killing just one million be insufficient, wouldn’t six…
      >Six? Merlin’s beard, Tom! You can’t get away with killing six million!
      What was the historical reference here?

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