>waifubait gets shilled as the best new thing evarrr. >swiftly forgotten and never spoken of again afterwards

>waifubait gets shilled as the best new thing evarrr
>swiftly forgotten and never spoken of again afterwards

What went wrong?

  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    naturally, alitachads had sex and are patient for the sequel

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sequel

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you'll get an utterly pozzed low-budget series on disney+ instead of any movie sequels.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Alita TV show when

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's shit.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was embarrassingly bad.
    Little wonder james cameron distanced himself from it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Then why the FUCK did the fucks from Alita Generals tell me to go see it all the time?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >heeding the advice of discord trannies
        ngmi

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't think any of them were trannies, just lonely weeaboos.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Same thing.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            no they were chuds alita is big trans energy

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Based, I love cute transgirls

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You sure?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because they're retarded and you were retarded enough to believe them

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well I didn't ever see it so fuck you

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go fuck yourself, you revisionist cocksucker. That piece of shit sat on the property for 20 YEARS, barring anyone else from directing it, until he gave it away in his last year of ownership to his friend because fuck if anyone who actually gave a shit had a chance to make a proper adaptation. I hope you are assraped in Hell.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It came out 3 years ago. What other films get talked about from then?

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    oh well we had a daily thread of pedophiles congregate here (who had migrated from some thread they called "reylo general") and idk what they do now, probably some other gay shit

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The writing was terrible, the cgi face looked retarded, they made her flat and unappealing and I had zero interest in the movie. I saw it for free and still felt ripped off.

    Fuck you if you have an issue with women having boobs you sick pedo gay.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >waifubait
    There's your problem.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got memed into watching this. The CGI is scorpion king/phantom menace level bad. In retrospect it was a great learning experience
    >the harder it gets memed the worse it is
    >when a movie/tv show gets memed 99% of the time it's corporate marketing

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Great movie, Cameroon just needs to give Rodriguez a fat check after avatar 2 makes a gorillion.
    Sequel 2 is gonna be jashugan and pro motorball followed by zapan stealing the berserker body and going Godzilla on the scrapyard.
    Sequel 3 is gonna be the invasion of zalem by those mad max junkies and Alita going merc and chasing down Ed Norton. Should be kino,

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't be the only one who thought Alita vs Zapan was the peak of the series. It was really unfocused for most of the Mad Max arc. Also, cast Figure 4.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Saw it in the theater and it was boring as fuck

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >decades spend robbing the entire cyberpunk genre for mediocre bullshit films.
    >every book and comic mined for content and stolen by Hollywood.

    gee I dunno.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The clips of the floating city were pretty much the best thing ever but we only got to see like 30 seconds of it throughout the whole movie.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They stuffed too much in from the manga. The film should have been simply the first arc with the crazy murderer, none of that lesbian rollerskating thing.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Got me to read the manga which is kino

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The original OVA wasn't even that good to begin with

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If it didn't have a pair of anime titts in it, there wouldn't have been any demand for another adaptation

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alita was really good except for the stupid love interest dude. I'm not a weeb so I didn't read the manga or whatever though. I think its problem was being released during the highest people of MCU soidom, right before "required viewing for Endgame" Captain Marvel released.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Some will say it’s one of the best movies ever
    Some will say it’s an absolute pile of shit
    The truth is somewhere in the middle

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    SEX!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not in the movie.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        alita is pure sex

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    rodriguez was too stuborn with the source material instead of making a nice action flick

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