>waifubait gets shilled as the best new thing evarrr
>swiftly forgotten and never spoken of again afterwards
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>waifubait gets shilled as the best new thing evarrr
>swiftly forgotten and never spoken of again afterwards
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naturally, alitachads had sex and are patient for the sequel
>sequel
you'll get an utterly pozzed low-budget series on disney+ instead of any movie sequels.
Alita TV show when
It's shit.
It was embarrassingly bad.
Little wonder james cameron distanced himself from it.
Then why the FRICK did the fricks from Alita Generals tell me to go see it all the time?
>heeding the advice of discord trannies
ngmi
I don't think any of them were trannies, just lonely weeaboos.
Same thing.
no they were troonys alita is big trans energy
Based, I love cute transgirls
You sure?
Because they're moronic and you were moronic enough to believe them
Well I didn't ever see it so frick you
Go frick yourself, you revisionist wienersucker. That piece of shit sat on the property for 20 YEARS, barring anyone else from directing it, until he gave it away in his last year of ownership to his friend because frick if anyone who actually gave a shit had a chance to make a proper adaptation. I hope you are assraped in Hell.
It came out 3 years ago. What other films get talked about from then?
oh well we had a daily thread of pedophiles congregate here (who had migrated from some thread they called "reylo general") and idk what they do now, probably some other gay shit
The writing was terrible, the cgi face looked moronic, they made her flat and unappealing and I had zero interest in the movie. I saw it for free and still felt ripped off.
Frick you if you have an issue with women having boobs you sick pedo homosexual.
>waifubait
There's your problem.
I got memed into watching this. The CGI is scorpion king/phantom menace level bad. In retrospect it was a great learning experience
>the harder it gets memed the worse it is
>when a movie/tv show gets memed 99% of the time it's corporate marketing
Great movie, Cameroon just needs to give Rodriguez a fat check after avatar 2 makes a gorillion.
Sequel 2 is gonna be jashugan and pro motorball followed by zapan stealing the berserker body and going Godzilla on the scrapyard.
Sequel 3 is gonna be the invasion of zalem by those mad max junkies and Alita going merc and chasing down Ed Norton. Should be kino,
I can't be the only one who thought Alita vs Zapan was the peak of the series. It was really unfocused for most of the Mad Max arc. Also, cast Figure 4.
Saw it in the theater and it was boring as frick
>decades spend robbing the entire cyberpunk genre for mediocre bullshit films.
>every book and comic mined for content and stolen by Hollywood.
gee I dunno.
The clips of the floating city were pretty much the best thing ever but we only got to see like 30 seconds of it throughout the whole movie.
They stuffed too much in from the manga. The film should have been simply the first arc with the crazy murderer, none of that lesbian rollerskating thing.
Got me to read the manga which is kino
The original OVA wasn't even that good to begin with
If it didn't have a pair of anime titts in it, there wouldn't have been any demand for another adaptation
Alita was really good except for the stupid love interest dude. I'm not a weeb so I didn't read the manga or whatever though. I think its problem was being released during the highest people of MCU soidom, right before "required viewing for Endgame" Captain Marvel released.
Some will say it’s one of the best movies ever
Some will say it’s an absolute pile of shit
The truth is somewhere in the middle
SEX!
Not in the movie.
alita is pure sex
rodriguez was too stuborn with the source material instead of making a nice action flick